/r/Politics in total meltdown after Al Franken resigned.
90 2017-12-07 by uswhole
credit where credits due, most say the democrats did the right thing.
but many believe it's republican smear job to bring down Franken
"muh double standards ???"
"what about Roy Moore? trump? "
"Democratic women senators who called for him resign, ought to be fucking ashamed of themselves. Where is there bitching on Trump and on Moore."
"Democrats: When they go low, we get stupid."
"No due process for Democrats. All you need is accusations."
Debate about did Franken actually made the contact in a picture, also "why should we care if GOP don't give a fuck"
On the other side of spectrum:
Trump salt miners celebrate as their profit margin widens.
blood in the water!
"LMAO I love that the democrats will just cave to moral pressure every single time. Weak. Roy Moore could be a rapist for all I know, but I don't really care because I want to win"
"Good riddance " ... "
what about trump?"...
"What about Clinton??"
this one is prefect
I am pretty amused the biodiversity of this shit storm.
85 comments
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-12-07
I don't really care about any of this drama it just seems a little boring.
But it looks like you did a lot of work gathering it together so I just wanted to say good work and hopefully you'll put as much effort into your next post.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-07
r/wholesome_r_Drama :3
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-12-07
REEE
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-12-07
I dunno, I usually say R drama in my head for some reason.
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-12-07
Well it's too late for me to change the name now, jerk
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-12-07
Keep yourself sale.
1 captainpriapism 2017-12-07
never thought id say it but sexual assault is getting a little stale
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-07
Its a side effect of the modern 24/7 news cycle. Everything gets played out so quick.
1 zenicaone 2017-12-07
its time for mass shooting again (?)
1 aqouta 2017-12-07
I downvoted him for too much tryharding.
1 uswhole 2017-12-07
thank you
1 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-12-07
Aren't they gonna install that nice colored Muslim boy now?
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2017-12-07
Inshallah
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2017-12-07
Oh man Ellison would be great for drama.
1 Cleverly_Clearly 2017-12-07
Nice effort post, good job.
1 Baconlightning 2017-12-07
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2017-12-07
It was always terrible but it's been full tilt since Daddy won the nomination. It's been exhausting just hate-reading it, I cannot imagine how tiring it must be to actually read and post earnestly in it every day.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-12-07
That's something I just don't get about those subs. Do they just have a constant refill of users? I couldn't gather enough energy to seriouspost all the time.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-12-07
Some are being paid Sorosbux. Some, I assume, are good people.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-07
Poor assumption
1 Gothmog26 2017-12-07
You forget autism and garden variety stupidity.
1 nomad1c 2017-12-07
i think it's a testing ground for neural networks and AI
1 elsiedeez 2017-12-07
I feel like it used to be a strongly left leaning political sub, but not anything more than that.
It's a forum based upon conspiracy theories and witchhunts now, and I don't mean against Trump. Anyone who doesn't completely toe the line is accused of being a secret Trump supporter. It's actually fascinating.
1 uswhole 2017-12-07
I missed the Ron days.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-12-07
RON PAUL 2012 END THE FED REVOLUTION
1 uswhole 2017-12-07
fuck me I would make 10000 dollar if I invest just 3$ for lolz.
1 rgenri 2017-12-07
you only had to listen.
1 uswhole 2017-12-07
it very hard to listen when you have negative money.
1 GadolBoobies 2017-12-07
They seemed pretty quiet for a day after the election. Almost as if they were awaiting some sort of order.
1 uswhole 2017-12-07
dude if I was be in payroll like them. I would take a unpay break after watching all that work went to nothing, spend entire day play minecraft like nobodies bussiness.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-12-07
lol, are you literally retarded? Why would he resign if he planned on keeping "his spot"?
1 magneticent 2017-12-07
So instead of dragging the party down in the 'scandal', Democrats can get work done.
People of Minnesota love Al Franken, and it's easy to see why, he oozes integrity. I bet he'd get reelected.
1 Chicup 2017-12-07
Does he wipe it off on womens asses during photo ops?
1 SDIHTD 2017-12-07
r/shitliberalssay
1 shallowm 2017-12-07
That's actually a commie sub, in communist lingo, "liberal" is anyone who supports capitalism and private property.
1 VidiotGamer 2017-12-07
Um... you do realize that this is pretty close to the text book definition of a liberal? I mean, throw in something about universal suffrage and you'd be pretty much spot on.
1 shallowm 2017-12-07
Yeah, it's the original definition of liberal. He was using it like Americans use it though, like a synonym for Democrat, or, more often, to refer to anyone on the left.
1 VidiotGamer 2017-12-07
Well, yes, but Burgerfats are retarded.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-12-07
But hes a Mexican
1 Forgotten_Son 2017-12-07
Just as fat tbf
1 doughboy011 2017-12-07
I prefer amerifat you shit
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-12-07
Yeah, but they may have to learn a trade.
1 captainpriapism 2017-12-07
he oozes something
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-12-07
yeah his cum hehehehehehehehehe
1 Chanchumaetrius 2017-12-07
LOL
1 riemann1413 2017-12-07
are you literally disabled
do you leave the house and say things like this
1 doughboy011 2017-12-07
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1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-07
Imagine being this retarded
1 Ennui2778 2017-12-07
You physically sat down at your computer, wrote something that dumb, looked at it, smiled to yourself, thought "what an excellent post I have made," and hit the save button.
Then you got pinged here, and did the same thing, except, now it's even dumber.
You're a fascinating person.
1 wow___justwow 2017-12-07
please make sure to upvote him so he can KEEP DOING IT
1 AltRight_WalterWhite 2017-12-07
But what about muh feelz? How will he know I'm offended if I don't downvote him?
1 wow___justwow 2017-12-07
if you get legit offended by something someone says on reddit then you should probably go right ahead and press that downvote button
Then consider how charming you'd look wearing a columbian necktie.
1 Singulaire 2017-12-07
Yeah, stop downvoting the lolcows you spergaloids.
1 GadolBoobies 2017-12-07
Congratulations, you've been hired by Shareblue.
1 Ennui2778 2017-12-07
But I can't! If r /r/politics is right, I'm a Russian bot!
1 weniscommander 2017-12-07
what
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-12-07
Youβre a complete dipshit if you actually believe this.
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1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-12-07
Al Franken Part 2: The Comeback Kids
Al Franken Part 3: Frankening to a New Dimension
Al Franken Part 4: The Final Franken
Al Franken Part 5: Fuck lol
1 Maxwyfe 2017-12-07
I have a dream that Al Franken will run for President on the DNC ticket in 2020.
1 Singulaire 2017-12-07
2020: Predator vs. Predator.
1 oh_no_aliens 2017-12-07
Whoever wins we lose was 3016's slogan.
1 oshnyve 2017-12-07
the dream of a franken- stein ticket is still alive
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-12-07
/u/adrian1234 people tried due process against Hillary, but they all ended up committing suicide by two gunshots in the back of their head :(
1 Red_Tannins 2017-12-07
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1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-12-07
So I tried calling that number, but it turned out to be a pitch for vacation condos in the Ozarks.
1 pinata_penis_pump2 2017-12-07
Or the classic barbell being dropped on the back of the neck.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-12-07
/r/the_franken
1 take_a_dumpling 2017-12-07
Al Franken would not have resigned if the governor of Minnesota was a Republican. This doesn't give the dems any moral high ground against pedobear Roy. I'd rather have a
child molesterephebophile senator than a commie senator. At least with Roy you know he will always think of the Children.1 Gothmog26 2017-12-07
As Rich Evans, our shining joy, once said, " can't fuck em I'd they're dead".
1 geraldodelrivero 2017-12-07
*libertarian senator
1 Neronoah 2017-12-07
Oh, come on, we know it's not about communism, you just like young bussy.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-12-07
Just posting to thank OP for digging through the pile of shit so the rest of us don't have to.
1 MrBallsackEyes 2017-12-07
Thank you!
LIBTARD TEARS GIVE ME STRENGTH!
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-12-07
Saying libtard unironically is libtarded, that's how stupidly shit that word is, you can use it as an adjective for people who think it's cool?
I don't know man rethink your life or something, cause it reads like a bad caraicature some D-grade writer wrote for their awful sitcom that has a 15 second bit about idiots on the internet.
1 MrBallsackEyes 2017-12-07
Found the libtard. What's it like being a brainwashed lemming?
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-12-07
I know you're idiot because you can't think of a good insult. Those are rehashed boring phrases you've picked up, maybe by osmosis but that's probably giving too much credit to your brain. Be creative, have an original thought, dig deep and try to be mean to me. Not based on your assumptions about libtards but on the things I've said in the past.
1 MrBallsackEyes 2017-12-07
Good one! You got me good!
1 doughboy011 2017-12-07
Fucking got him right in the commie
1 MrBallsackEyes 2017-12-07
You go sista!
1 KemoT01 2017-12-07
You trolling?
1 doughboy011 2017-12-07
Unironically: Sadly no. people like u/MrBallsackEyes make up the retarded right wing now.
Ironically: daddy defense team coming out strong
1 MrBallsackEyes 2017-12-07
MUH 50% OF AMERICANS ARE RETARDED
1 doughboy011 2017-12-07
Fuck off back to the dipshits, retard.
1 MrBallsackEyes 2017-12-07
Somebody exactly like you came up with this political flyer: https://www.theroot.com/a-racist-flyer-might-cost-doug-jones-the-election-becau-1821065764
Democrats are pure human garbage.
1 TherapyFortheRapy 2017-12-07
As near as I can tell, Moore was heading for a loss until that obviously forged yearbook passage was released. The sheer audacity of it, with two different colored inks and an obvious change in handwriting, made it easy for anyone who wanted to vote for Moore to look at the whole thing and call it a hoax. So a Republican will win in a Republican state.
Don't fake evidence. Don't hype obviously faked evidence.