Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src
We need to round up every self righteous prick, regardless of political orientation, who use their authority as an adult to pressure children into following in line with their views.
The method of execution is what I'm unsure about. A hanging or firing line seems too simple, perhaps a slow death. Poison? Starvations? Help me out here.
The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey, and more honey would be poured on the victim to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, face, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. The victim would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's fecesaccumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, whichâpursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insectsâbecame increasingly gangrenous. The individual would lie naked, covered from head to toe in milk, honey, and his own feces. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation, and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.[1]
I remember when I was 6 years old, school right around the corner, already spending 8 hour days repeating moms political stances so there is no chance I might make up my own thought about anything once school starts, sweet sweet childhood
This but unironically. Anyone who forces their children to take part in their politics can die.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-07
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1 firstacct2 2017-12-07
This is Russian propaganda and/or a pedo sting and/or money laundering.
1 trjb 2017-12-07
Fact.
1 Chicup 2017-12-07
"game journalist"
That guy has the
male feministrapist vibe down.1 80BAIT08 2017-12-07
Confirmed rapist
1 AnnoyingSeaAnt 2017-12-07
It's a parody account you know. Too bad the video isn't parody too.
1 VPEKD 2017-12-07
A PINK PUSSY HAT! you cant make this shit up
1 ClueKiss 2017-12-07
X25
Why is Twitter such garbage? How does anyone use that shit?
1 a_normal_human 2017-12-07
Are you on mobile? I can't view twitter links in reddit is fun.
1 UniversityDaniel 2017-12-07
I have the same problem, usually hitting the refresh icon in the top right corner makes it load correctly
1 DannyLee90 2017-12-07
That happens me on my mobile app.
idk why, it's super annoying.
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2017-12-07
Gotta delete the "mobile." from the beginning of the link, or do what I do and just completely avoid Twitter links.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-07
Honestly it's protecting you from cancer be grateful
1 headasplodes 2017-12-07
Oh my fucking god.
1 MrAlphonzo 2017-12-07
We need to round up every self righteous prick, regardless of political orientation, who use their authority as an adult to pressure children into following in line with their views.
The method of execution is what I'm unsure about. A hanging or firing line seems too simple, perhaps a slow death. Poison? Starvations? Help me out here.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2017-12-07
Here's an idea
1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-12-07
Scaphism.
1 fuckdahatersbreh 2017-12-07
make them browse /r/drama
1 aqouta 2017-12-07
The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey, and more honey would be poured on the victim to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, face, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. The victim would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's fecesaccumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, whichâpursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insectsâbecame increasingly gangrenous. The individual would lie naked, covered from head to toe in milk, honey, and his own feces. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation, and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.[1]
1 imjgaltstill 2017-12-07
Bring back the stocks
1 mr_almeida 2017-12-07
I say this ironically a lot but after seeing this video, wow. Unironically I ask: How can Drumpf ever recover?
1 OnicoBoy94 2017-12-07
SLAY âđż
1 Chin_Up_Chick 2017-12-07
This video makes me think of people who think excessive swearing makes them look cool.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-12-07
I.E. edgy college kids and "hip" socialist grannies.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-12-07
That's bait.
1 LSU_Coonass 2017-12-07
everything about that twitter bio and tweet makes me want to nuke the west coast
1 shallowm 2017-12-07
It's a parody account.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-12-07
God has been working on that but people keep dumping water on it.
1 Kalthramis 2017-12-07
tbh that twitter account does nothing but troll. why isn't he a mod
1 Masterthrowaway9001 2017-12-07
This but unironically. Anyone who forces their children to take part in their politics can die.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-12-07
There's a big line (about the size of the Grand Canyon) between teaching your kids and indoctrinating them.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-12-07
It is truly amazing how some of these idiots fail to see how their bullshit does more harm than good to their cause
1 BakaHapa 2017-12-07
I'm going to start a campaign called Penis Scouts for boys aged 4-14 and put them in red pilled political campaigns and advertisements.
In the ad, they should chant
FEMINISM IS CANCER
FEMALES WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS
TRUMP 2020
REPLACE ALL FEMALES WITH SEX BOTS
BOYS GOING THEIR OWN WAY
ANTI THOT SQUAD NOW!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If people get pissed off then it proves how anti male society is.
1 whillykers 2017-12-07
Youâre not going to do shit.