Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.

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I was gonna say neither of you are funny or relatable enough to pick as the winner then I remembered you both play MTG...

I was gonna say neither of you are funny or relatable enough to pick as the winner then I remembered you both play MTG...

THIS GUY GETS IT

Go whitesplain your jokes elsewhere honkey.

The wall just got 3 feet higher.

Organic avocados just got $3 more expensive.

Avocados are the ambrosia of the bourgeois. Avocado toast is bankrupting this nation.

True. It's taking the avocado straight out of our tacos and into their gold plated toast...

Go whitesplain your jokes elsewhere honkey.

Speaking of being funny and relate-able, you're really nailing it here.