Sheltered do-gooders are shocked to discover that Mayo Hut refuses to send delivery drivers into a neighborhood rich with culture, diversity, and armed robbery

200  2017-12-09 by GuillotinesNOW

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Crime statistics are a racist social construct invented by the white man to perpetuate the continued victimization of the black race.

What you don't understand is that the reason basketball americans do so many felonies is because they are mad about no breadsticks after dark.

Come to think of it, the two guys that robbed me had zero breadsticks

I hope you did the right thing and gave the poor would your breadstick

And, of course, their below average intelligence.

C'mon man, at least try to be funny.

There being a 15 point difference between the average black American IQ and the average American IQ isn’t something to joke about. We more or less have to carry them while they leech off the general public in terms of welfare, consuming more than they produce, while bitching about how we’re never doing enough, and how they can’t succeed at anything without affirmative action, which essentially ruins meritocracy and quality of services. I can’t spin that into something funny.

You are supposed to post this garbage in other subs to get a reaction my friend. Doesn't work in here lol.

It’s not like it isn’t true.

Irrelevant. You aren't going to piss anyone in here off with that and no one is gonna care otherwise. What I'm saying is 2/10 up your game friendo.

You’re right. I’m so ashamed.

np, keep yourself safe out there Greg

Statistically, African born Americans like Obama are smarter than every other minority (including Asians, not including Jews).

I’d need a quote on that. I’m fairly certain that’s the Indian-American demographic.

Start here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_minority#Invisible_model_minority:_Africans

In the 2000 U.S. census, it was revealed that African Immigrants were the most educated immigrant group in the United States even when compared to Asian immigrants.[14][69] Some 48.9 percent of all African immigrants hold a college diploma.[14][70] This is more than double the rate of native-born white Americans, and nearly four times the rate of native-born African Americans. According to the 2000 Census, the rate of college diploma acquisition is highest among Egyptian Americans at 59.7 percent, followed closely by Nigerian Americans at 58.6 percent.[71][72]

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Of the 8 percent of the Ivy League Universities' such as Princeton population which are Black students at an overwhelming 50-66 percent was made up of Black African immigrants, Caribbean immigrants, and American born to those immigrants.[66][67][77] Many top universities report that a disproportionate of the black student population consists of recent immigrants, their children, or were mixed race.[78]

Roughly half the black Ivy League students, and all the black former Presidents are African born or a close descendant.

So sorry to trigger Stormfags and SJWs, but the problem is culture rather than genetics or racism.

all the black former Presidents are African born

are you one of those birth certificate conspiracy theorists?

or a close descendant

ah okay. Isn't this an incredibly obvious statement?

Egyptian Americans at 59.7 percent

Not black.

The Arab American Institute indicates that Egyptians are among the larger Arab American populations in the country.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egyptian_Americans#Demographics

and all the black former Presidents are African born or a close descendant.

Sample size of one.

Of the 8 percent of the Ivy League Universities' such as Princeton population which are Black students at an overwhelming 50-66 percent was made up of Black African immigrants

Now this is where you should be fuming about affirmative action; while a fraction of black Ivy matriculants may have actually deserved to have been accepted, every one of them will be doubted by your average person due the well-known fact that test scores and GPA standards are significantly reduced for black applicants:

SAT scores of white applicants to U.S. colleges and universities have been, on average, about 200 points higher than those of their black counterparts.

Nonetheless, black students have been admitted to virtually all academically competitive schools at much higher rates than whites.

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Ivy League professors William Bowen and Derek Bok report that at five of America's most elite universities, black applicants whose SAT scores fell within the 1200 to 1249 range had a 60 percent chance of admission, whereas whites with similar scores had just a 19 percent chance.

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At medical schools the situation is much the same. The Medical College Admissions Test (MCAT) scores of blacks who are accepted are actually lower than those of whites who are rejected. At the University of Maryland Medical School in 2000, blacks with college GPAs of B or B+ and MCAT scores in the bottom half of all test-takers had a 70 percent chance of admission; for whites and Asians of similar credentials, the chance was 2 percent.

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At America's top law schools, blacks are admitted at fully 17 times the rate that a colorblind process would allow. At UCLA Law School in 1994, a black applicant with a college GPA between 2.5 and 3.5, and an LSAT score between 60 and 90, had a 61 percent chance of admission. The corresponding rates for similarly qualified Asians and whites were 7 percent and 1 percent, respectively.

http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/viewSubCategory.asp?id=693

Richard H. Sander’s A SYSTEMIC ANALYSIS OF AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IN AMERICAN LAW SCHOOLS, published in the Stanford Law Review, delves into this quite a bit.

and white students at the “Tier 1” schools in the LSAC-BPS. Students are broken down into “deciles,” each representing one-tenth of all first-year students at each school. The data shows that blacks are heavily concentrated at the bottom of the grade distribution: 52% of all blacks, compared to 6% of all whites, are in the bottom decile [or 10%]. Put somewhat differently, this means that the median black student got the same first-year grades as the fifth- or sixth-percentile white student. Only 8% of the black students placed in the top half of their classes (page 60, printed 426)

So only 8% of first-year black law students were in the top 50% of their class.

Back to admissions, they still tend not to succeed in getting accepted in spite of our significantly lowering the bar for them:

[black] students are more underrepresented at the nation’s top colleges and universities than they were 35 years ago, according to a New York Times analysis.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/08/24/us/affirmative-action.html

The fact that standards must be lowered for black applicants at all is a testament to their general lack of achievement and performance. And if school applications were colorblind, their admittance rates would be orders of magnitude lower.

So sorry to trigger Stormfags and SJWs, but the problem is culture rather than genetics or racism

I’d prefer black Americans to succeed instead of being a net economic drain on society. I’d prefer they have cognitive abilities on par with your average American. And I honestly think it’s a mix of both cultural and genetic factors; we so readily believe that Ashkenazi intelligence was selected for due to their being relegated to “white collar” work for a millennium by various European states:

the unique demography and sociology of Ashkenazim in medieval Europe selected for intelligence. Ashkenazi literacy, economic specialization, and closure to inward gene flow led to a social environment in which there was high fitness payoff to intelligence, specifically verbal and mathematical intelligence but not spatial ability.

Natural History of Ashkenazi Intelligence

It’s odd that it’s controversial to point out the lack of selective pressures for intelligence in the prehistoric environments of the Sub-Saharans. There’s a reason why their nations are still so impoverished after receiving billions in aid while both Europe and Japan were capable of being rebuilt into modern industrial societies on a fairly quick timeline: Sub-Saharan’s have comparatively lower average cognitive capability.

I suggest you watch Empire of Dust.

Africans that are able to migrate here are the cream of the crop and the most educated in their country. While Asians that came to the US are either from poorer first generation immigrants or international students from average income families.

Instead, let’s look at the global PISA rankings. Asian and European countries consistently come out on top.

Again, yeah, that's due to culture, societal circumstances and whatnot. Anyone who seriously thinks that skin color has any influence on intelligence via genetics is just racist.

Anyone who seriously thinks that skin color has any influence on intelligence via genetics is just racist.

It’s not skin color. Sub-Saharan Africans (and their descendants) simply are less intelligent than all other peoples on average.

You ever met these academics from Africa? The majority seem like they've been given pity degrees. Zero critical thinking ability. No concept of how to ask for help other than "hey come do this for me so I can move on". Use big words as much as possible for the purpose of sounding smart (I've heard this is a british/french academic influence though). Give em 20 years and maybe they'll be able to send better functioning grad students and professors.

Maybe this issue is apathy?

The niggers coming from abroad have a harder time getting here than Asians and Latinos, so maybe they try harder than Tyrone on the corner cus they know how cruel the universe can be?

so maybe they try harder than Tyrone on the corner cus they know how cruel the universe can be?

Tyrone from the corner doesn’t do well cause his ancestors were not selected for intelligence; if I’m trying to breed a fighting Mandingo, or more likely, a strong farmhand, I’d select for brawn, not brains.

the problem is culture rather than genetics or racism

I don't know how you could conclude that based on what you've presented. Do you think African immigrants to the US are an accurate representation of African populations as a whole?

I'd imagine they're culturally quite different.

but the problem is culture rather than genetics or racism.

I mean, duh. Anyone who thinks else is literally a racist.

I can’t spin that into something funny.

I'm well aware but you shouldn't have posted anything then, there's no reason to try hard here.

You must watch Rick and Morty.

I guess we have finally cracked the friendo. Moonlight + breadsticks = iq points.

niggers r dumb

Hey this guy is plagiarizing from the bell curve.

I used the correct form of ‘their,’ dumbass. That’s the possessive adjective.

Is it too late to apply my comment as general? It's still as salvageable as yours.

u dumb

You can't just out and say that now, we just imply it strongly.

That's because none of them have a sperm donor willing to play father.

lol k

Some statistics are racist. Others are not. Look at who benefits and ask yourself "Does this statistic punch down?" If yes, throw out that stat and find a woke one. If no, use it in arguments and call it reality and mock people who say otherwise.

This isn't hard.

"punch down"

Mind giving an explanation or example?

Thanks in advance.

Cops are racist when you don't account for any variables or context

That's one of the most woke facts I know

Punishment for manlets (who never learn anyway).

It's all about how you frame it.

For instance, black kids are 40% more likely to be in special education. Clearly, the crackers are putting them in there. Black kids are also underrepresented when you correct for income and behavioral issues. Clearly, the crackers are denying them a proper education.1,2

You gotta have it both ways.

Well they're misinterpreted a lot tbf

"By using self-driving cars, restaurants could deliver pizza to neighborhoods fairly and safely."

Still be up on blocks in about two minutes.

I live in Philly and the first time I heard what we did to that stupid ass robot I was never more proud

Oh I bet. You read comic books, watch Rick and Morty, and post to BPT. I am sure moments of pride do not happen often in your, and most assuredly your parents, lives.

Let's be honest: if you live in Philly, you don't really have a lot of opportunities to express pride. Let them have this one.

Well they did give us a decent sandwich and a mildly retarded boxing hero so they have that.

mildly retarded boxing hero

?

Rocky Balboa.

Don’t those retards know it’s just a movie?

They why are the Rocky Mountains named after him?

Got emmmmm

Because Stallone was the first person to climb them. He did it for the training montage.

Rocky, you nitwit.

u/ed_butteredtoast is from Philly?

10 losses in a row?

I mean your right about almost everything, except the comic book thing, I don’t know where that came from

It's to show Gotham and these well known characters before they were the great comic book characters we all know and love

Also a junkie. You're just one special dude

I’d be flattered if i was a guy…

How many oxys for you to suck on my toes?

Depends if your feet nasty, absolutely no clubbed feet tho, that shits just weird

bix nood

stop doing drugs you degenerate

Yes daddy

That pile of junk deserved it.

Fuck Canada for thinking we'll just take care of their trash for them.

Philadelphia

Of course it was Philadelphia.

How is a self driving car supposed to go to the door and deliver the damn pizza

I assume you pay before hand via credit card or through an app, and go down and collect your pizza. The problem is, is that most of these forward thinkers or magazine writers do no know humans. If, as a business, you do not want to risk a dope head in a 2002 Neon to deliver a pizza to a rough neighborhood, why risk a $25,000(?) self driving car? One less murder count, and if I bust out the windows, a ton of pizzas that are out for delivery are now mine.

this is why the 2nd amendment should apply to self-driving cars and hitch hiking robots.

lol i love the idea of a hitch hiking robot (not going anywhere in particular, just going where my robot legs take me) carrying a gun to kill ne'er-do-wells

Easy. Keeps residents safe as well and notifies them of the pizza's arrival.

I called a craigslist hooker once (clearly Chinese) and told her I was in the Bronx and she told me to fuck off. There's literally a video of it, too.

If anyone wants to see the video, PM me.

Holy fuck, you're back.

Quite the entrance, I have to say.

(A download link will be sent to your email address)

lmao

Yeah thats just the first file upload site I found on google, it works though, I checked it.

Well., there you guys go.

Do I get the Star Wars DVD collection for all my hard work?

For sure.

Your account has obviously been compromised. We all know the real /u/pizzashill's voice would be about 5 octaves higher and come entirely from the sinuses.

Wow this cements it. Pizzashil is #1.

That Hooker knew you were full of shit just from the tone in your voice. Also kill yourself

If you want pizzashill to keep himself safe, you might wanna reply to him instead.

Dont tell me how to cryprohate

LMFAO

Put it om vocaroo or something.

(A download link will be sent to your email address)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7fCQlUhj0

That was fucking top-tier stuff, holy shit. Welcome back.

Lmfao

Damn what a comeback.

There's literally a video of it, too.

It's a phone call, what's the video of?

I recorded it on fraps, it was a skype call.

YAY PIZZASHILL IS BACK!!!!!!¡!!!!!

Lol as if that is your voice on the video, funny link though.

those self driving cars ain't coming back.

That was hella funny dude and probably truth in it!!!!

I know right . Crims are aching for self driving trucks: stand in front truck stops hijack said truck.

Lmao its unthinkable and racist to not want to deliver food, where drivers are likely to carry cash, to a high-crime neighborhood. Taxis only go so far in Chicago.

Yeah, and it really is true black people don't tip.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2015/01/21/whats-behind-racial-differences-in-restaurant-tipping/?utm_term=.97ee965755c4

So pizza drivers must really enjoy going to crazy neighborhoods and then not even getting a few bucks for their trouble.

well shit, now you really can't blame them

You should use the peer reviewed Cornell journal for more butthurt fam

http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/wml3/pdf/Black_White_Tip_Norm.pdf

Link doesn't work for me for some reason.

Well there shouldn't be a need to tip in the first place. Delivery should be included in the price and shouldn't be guilted out of the consumers.

Found the black guy.

Delivery drivers do literally nothing to deserve a tip and I allow myself to be shamed into tipping servers a small amount even for shit service.

I'm brown you cumskin.

Again why should I have to be guiited into tippling because the restaurant can't be assed to pay their drivers a decent wage.

Because you'd pay for it either way. You think them raising the wage of these delivery drivers would come from some magical pizza fairy in the sky? It'd come in the form of higher prices or less cheese in the stuffed crust, the latter being a fate worse than death.

I know. And I'd prefer the increase in price. Rather than some social obligation to give a tip.

Well I'm not autistic and I can deal with humans and judge them on their pizza delivery merits and compensate accordingly without anxiety. Also I can do math in my head.

I'm brown you cumskin.

Black, brown, you're all the same.

Yeah those fuckin privileged-ass delivery drivers should be required by law to risk their lives for five dollars an hour so some asshole can get convenient pizza.

The restaurant industry pushed back, and a loophole was eventually written into the law to allow drivers to skip out on deliveries if they felt endangered.

Really sick of the racist pizza lobby trying to give workers the right to refuse unsafe work. Next they will tell us that Marten Luther King's dream of post-racial utopia where black and white children work hand-in-hand at the pizza factory for 14 hours a day is "morally wrong."

I'm surprised they still deliver at night to the local trailer park. I'd assume all the hep c infected needles laying around would be a health risk.

Cities have trailer parks?

only the fancy cities

In the south they do. It's all about zoning.

Blacks want stores in high-crime black neighborhoods to remove plexiglass used to protect employees from being shot, attacked, or robbed. They want the glass removed because it's racist, apparently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKagWN7RCKM

> This bill targets Korean Americans, we own these shops and it will put our lives in danger

> No they don't

> Shop owners should use a security wand or hire a security guard with all the piles of money they have.

wew, that's dope convince stores with griddles in them, our "delis" legally "serve food" to have slot machines in them.

Did they say "security guard"? They meant door greeter.

The door greeters at stores you go to have security wands?

They want the glass removed because it's racist, apparently.

Yeah, racist cause they can't loot the place any more

These dickheas rather have people literally get robbed and shot than their feefees be hurt.

Holy shit and shes in my city!

Am I misunderstanding this? The plexiglass harms the dignity of the black customers/robbers, so the councilwoman prefers that Korean storekeepers hire security guards and install metal detectors.

Please sumbit to our Racially Inclusive Full Body Cavity Search

So it's a jobs program then?

Holy shit that is right by my house. I got a pizza a few days ago around 6'oclock and the delivery guy was kind of an asshole.

Why would you order from Pizza Hut

Low self esteem

They make pretty good pan pizza. My girlfriend likes their breadsticks too.

shills get out

Did you not read the article? Pizza hut is racist

Tbh I'd be an as whole if I had to work anywhere in Broward.

By using self-driving cars, restaurants could deliver pizza to neighborhoods fairly and safely.

TIL delivering pizza to "redlined" neighborhoods requires the equivalent of a bomb squad robot.

pizza is italian not mayo.

Italians are mayos and will be destroyed like all of the others on the day of the Mayocide.

Are they though? Their values are so different. I would protect the italians.

Found the crypto-mayo.

The fuck is that. Full disclosure am pajeet.

If you collaborate with the dirty wypipo, you will be swept into the afterlife along with them when the POC cast off their yoke of oppression.

Uh I'm a pajeet not a dindu. Also I associate with the clean ones not the dirty ones.

There is no such thing as a clean mayo. They are all filth.

The english, the scotish and the irish ones. Also your Jew overlords.

All mayos are the same and will burn together in the end, inshallah.

Hey if it helps you sleep at night.

All will sleep in the peace of Allah's grace when the white demons are purged from his Earth.

k. Who's gonna process that tasty bacon brah?

bacon

H A R A M

It's a Harambe you idiot. RIP brah.

The religion of peace is not for you to make jokes about. -_-

Hey. I wasn't joking now. I am quite literally retarded.