I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
There being a 15 point difference between the average black American IQ and the average American IQ isn’t something to joke about. We more or less have to carry them while they leech off the general public in terms of welfare, consuming more than they produce, while bitching about how we’re never doing enough, and how they can’t succeed at anything without affirmative action, which essentially ruins meritocracy and quality of services. I can’t spin that into something funny.
In the 2000 U.S. census, it was revealed that African Immigrants were the most educated immigrant group in the United States even when compared to Asian immigrants.[14][69] Some 48.9 percent of all African immigrants hold a college diploma.[14][70] This is more than double the rate of native-born white Americans, and nearly four times the rate of native-born African Americans. According to the 2000 Census, the rate of college diploma acquisition is highest among Egyptian Americans at 59.7 percent, followed closely by Nigerian Americans at 58.6 percent.[71][72]
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Of the 8 percent of the Ivy League Universities' such as Princeton population which are Black students at an overwhelming 50-66 percent was made up of Black African immigrants, Caribbean immigrants, and American born to those immigrants.[66][67][77] Many top universities report that a disproportionate of the black student population consists of recent immigrants, their children, or were mixed race.[78]
Roughly half the black Ivy League students, and all the black former Presidents are African born or a close descendant.
So sorry to trigger Stormfags and SJWs, but the problem is culture rather than genetics or racism.
and all the black former Presidents are African born or a close descendant.
Sample size of one.
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Of the 8 percent of the Ivy League Universities' such as Princeton population which are Black students at an overwhelming 50-66 percent was made up of Black African immigrants
Now this is where you should be fuming about affirmative action; while a fraction of black Ivy matriculants may have actually deserved to have been accepted, every one of them will be doubted by your average person due the well-known fact that test scores and GPA standards are significantly reduced for black applicants:
SAT scores of white applicants to U.S. colleges and universities have been, on average, about 200 points higher than those of their black counterparts.
Nonetheless, black students have been admitted to virtually all academically competitive schools at much higher rates than whites.
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Ivy League professors William Bowen and Derek Bok report that at five of America's most elite universities, black applicants whose SAT scores fell within the 1200 to 1249 range had a 60 percent chance of admission, whereas whites with similar scores had just a 19 percent chance.
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At medical schools the situation is much the same. The Medical College Admissions Test (MCAT) scores of blacks who are accepted are actually lower than those of whites who are rejected. At the University of Maryland Medical School in 2000, blacks with college GPAs of B or B+ and MCAT scores in the bottom half of all test-takers had a 70 percent chance of admission; for whites and Asians of similar credentials, the chance was 2 percent.
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At America's top law schools, blacks are admitted at fully 17 times the rate that a colorblind process would allow. At UCLA Law School in 1994, a black applicant with a college GPA between 2.5 and 3.5, and an LSAT score between 60 and 90, had a 61 percent chance of admission. The corresponding rates for similarly qualified Asians and whites were 7 percent and 1 percent, respectively.
and white students at the “Tier 1” schools in the LSAC-BPS. Students are broken down into “deciles,” each representing one-tenth of all first-year students at each school. The data shows that blacks are heavily concentrated at the bottom of the grade distribution: 52% of all blacks, compared to 6% of all whites, are in the bottom decile [or 10%]. Put somewhat differently, this means that the median black student got the same first-year grades as the fifth- or sixth-percentile white student. Only 8% of the black students placed in the top half of their classes (page 60, printed 426)
So only 8% of first-year black law students were in the top 50% of their class.
Back to admissions, they still tend not to succeed in getting accepted in spite of our significantly lowering the bar for them:
[black] students are more underrepresented at the nation’s top colleges and universities than they were 35 years ago, according to a New York Times analysis.
The fact that standards must be lowered for black applicants at all is a testament to their general lack of achievement and performance. And if school applications were colorblind, their admittance rates would be orders of magnitude lower.
So sorry to trigger Stormfags and SJWs, but the problem is culture rather than genetics or racism
I’d prefer black Americans to succeed instead of being a net economic drain on society. I’d prefer they have cognitive abilities on par with your average American. And I honestly think it’s a mix of both cultural and genetic factors; we so readily believe that Ashkenazi intelligence was selected for due to their being relegated to “white collar” work for a millennium by various European states:
the unique demography and sociology of Ashkenazim in medieval Europe selected for intelligence. Ashkenazi literacy, economic specialization, and closure to inward gene flow led to a social environment in which there was high fitness payoff to intelligence, specifically verbal and mathematical intelligence but not spatial ability.
It’s odd that it’s controversial to point out the lack of selective pressures for intelligence in the prehistoric environments of the Sub-Saharans. There’s a reason why their nations are still so impoverished after receiving billions in aid while both Europe and Japan were capable of being rebuilt into modern industrial societies on a fairly quick timeline: Sub-Saharan’s have comparatively lower average cognitive capability.
Africans that are able to migrate here are the cream of the crop and the most educated in their country. While Asians that came to the US are either from poorer first generation immigrants or international students from average income families.
Instead, let’s look at the global PISA rankings. Asian and European countries consistently come out on top.
Again, yeah, that's due to culture, societal circumstances and whatnot. Anyone who seriously thinks that skin color has any influence on intelligence via genetics is just racist.
You ever met these academics from Africa? The majority seem like they've been given pity degrees. Zero critical thinking ability. No concept of how to ask for help other than "hey come do this for me so I can move on". Use big words as much as possible for the purpose of sounding smart (I've heard this is a british/french academic influence though). Give em 20 years and maybe they'll be able to send better functioning grad students and professors.
The niggers coming from abroad have a harder time getting here than Asians and Latinos, so maybe they try harder than Tyrone on the corner cus they know how cruel the universe can be?
so maybe they try harder than Tyrone on the corner cus they know how cruel the universe can be?
Tyrone from the corner doesn’t do well cause his ancestors were not selected for intelligence; if I’m trying to breed a fighting Mandingo, or more likely, a strong farmhand, I’d select for brawn, not brains.
the problem is culture rather than genetics or racism
I don't know how you could conclude that based on what you've presented. Do you think African immigrants to the US are an accurate representation of African populations as a whole?
Some statistics are racist. Others are not. Look at who benefits and ask yourself "Does this statistic punch down?" If yes, throw out that stat and find a woke one. If no, use it in arguments and call it reality and mock people who say otherwise.
For instance, black kids are 40% more likely to be in special education. Clearly, the crackers are putting them in there. Black kids are also underrepresented when you correct for income and behavioral issues. Clearly, the crackers are denying them a proper education.1,2
Oh I bet. You read comic books, watch Rick and Morty, and post to BPT. I am sure moments of pride do not happen often in your, and most assuredly your parents, lives.
I assume you pay before hand via credit card or through an app, and go down and collect your pizza. The problem is, is that most of these forward thinkers or magazine writers do no know humans. If, as a business, you do not want to risk a dope head in a 2002 Neon to deliver a pizza to a rough neighborhood, why risk a $25,000(?) self driving car? One less murder count, and if I bust out the windows, a ton of pizzas that are out for delivery are now mine.
lol i love the idea of a hitch hiking robot (not going anywhere in particular, just going where my robot legs take me) carrying a gun to kill ne'er-do-wells
Your account has obviously been compromised. We all know the real /u/pizzashill's voice would be about 5 octaves higher and come entirely from the sinuses.
Lmao its unthinkable and racist to not want to deliver food, where drivers are likely to carry cash, to a high-crime neighborhood. Taxis only go so far in Chicago.
Because you'd pay for it either way. You think them raising the wage of these delivery drivers would come from some magical pizza fairy in the sky? It'd come in the form of higher prices or less cheese in the stuffed crust, the latter being a fate worse than death.
Well I'm not autistic and I can deal with humans and judge them on their pizza delivery merits and compensate accordingly without anxiety. Also I can do math in my head.
Yeah those fuckin privileged-ass delivery drivers should be required by law to risk their lives for five dollars an hour so some asshole can get convenient pizza.
The restaurant industry pushed back, and a loophole was eventually written into the law to allow drivers to skip out on deliveries if they felt endangered.
Really sick of the racist pizza lobby trying to give workers the right to refuse unsafe work. Next they will tell us that Marten Luther King's dream of post-racial utopia where black and white children work hand-in-hand at the pizza factory for 14 hours a day is "morally wrong."
Blacks want stores in high-crime black neighborhoods to remove plexiglass used to protect employees from being shot, attacked, or robbed. They want the glass removed because it's racist, apparently.
Am I misunderstanding this? The plexiglass harms the dignity of the black customers/robbers, so the councilwoman prefers that Korean storekeepers hire security guards and install metal detectors.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-09
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1 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-12-09
Crime statistics are a racist social construct invented by the white man to perpetuate the continued victimization of the black race.
1 take_a_dumpling 2017-12-09
What you don't understand is that the reason basketball americans do so many felonies is because they are mad about no breadsticks after dark.
1 Death_Trolley 2017-12-09
Come to think of it, the two guys that robbed me had zero breadsticks
1 Awayfone 2017-12-09
I hope you did the right thing and gave the poor would your breadstick
1 Greg_the_Goose 2017-12-09
And, of course, their below average intelligence.
1 Stinkfished 2017-12-09
C'mon man, at least try to be funny.
1 Greg_the_Goose 2017-12-09
There being a 15 point difference between the average black American IQ and the average American IQ isn’t something to joke about. We more or less have to carry them while they leech off the general public in terms of welfare, consuming more than they produce, while bitching about how we’re never doing enough, and how they can’t succeed at anything without affirmative action, which essentially ruins meritocracy and quality of services. I can’t spin that into something funny.
1 Teh_Jews 2017-12-09
You are supposed to post this garbage in other subs to get a reaction my friend. Doesn't work in here lol.
1 Greg_the_Goose 2017-12-09
It’s not like it isn’t true.
1 Teh_Jews 2017-12-09
Irrelevant. You aren't going to piss anyone in here off with that and no one is gonna care otherwise. What I'm saying is 2/10 up your game friendo.
1 Greg_the_Goose 2017-12-09
You’re right. I’m so ashamed.
1 Teh_Jews 2017-12-09
np, keep yourself safe out there Greg
1 wisty 2017-12-09
Statistically, African born Americans like Obama are smarter than every other minority (including Asians, not including Jews).
1 Greg_the_Goose 2017-12-09
I’d need a quote on that. I’m fairly certain that’s the Indian-American demographic.
1 wisty 2017-12-09
Start here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_minority#Invisible_model_minority:_Africans
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Roughly half the black Ivy League students, and all the black former Presidents are African born or a close descendant.
So sorry to trigger Stormfags and SJWs, but the problem is culture rather than genetics or racism.
1 prizzle92 2017-12-09
are you one of those birth certificate conspiracy theorists?
ah okay. Isn't this an incredibly obvious statement?
1 Greg_the_Goose 2017-12-09
Not black.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egyptian_Americans#Demographics
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Sample size of one.
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Now this is where you should be fuming about affirmative action; while a fraction of black Ivy matriculants may have actually deserved to have been accepted, every one of them will be doubted by your average person due the well-known fact that test scores and GPA standards are significantly reduced for black applicants:
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http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/viewSubCategory.asp?id=693
Richard H. Sander’s A SYSTEMIC ANALYSIS OF AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IN AMERICAN LAW SCHOOLS, published in the Stanford Law Review, delves into this quite a bit.
So only 8% of first-year black law students were in the top 50% of their class.
Back to admissions, they still tend not to succeed in getting accepted in spite of our significantly lowering the bar for them:
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/08/24/us/affirmative-action.html
The fact that standards must be lowered for black applicants at all is a testament to their general lack of achievement and performance. And if school applications were colorblind, their admittance rates would be orders of magnitude lower.
I’d prefer black Americans to succeed instead of being a net economic drain on society. I’d prefer they have cognitive abilities on par with your average American. And I honestly think it’s a mix of both cultural and genetic factors; we so readily believe that Ashkenazi intelligence was selected for due to their being relegated to “white collar” work for a millennium by various European states:
Natural History of Ashkenazi Intelligence
It’s odd that it’s controversial to point out the lack of selective pressures for intelligence in the prehistoric environments of the Sub-Saharans. There’s a reason why their nations are still so impoverished after receiving billions in aid while both Europe and Japan were capable of being rebuilt into modern industrial societies on a fairly quick timeline: Sub-Saharan’s have comparatively lower average cognitive capability.
I suggest you watch Empire of Dust.
1 iodisedsalt 2017-12-09
Africans that are able to migrate here are the cream of the crop and the most educated in their country. While Asians that came to the US are either from poorer first generation immigrants or international students from average income families.
Instead, let’s look at the global PISA rankings. Asian and European countries consistently come out on top.
1 withmorten 2017-12-09
Again, yeah, that's due to culture, societal circumstances and whatnot. Anyone who seriously thinks that skin color has any influence on intelligence via genetics is just racist.
1 Greg_the_Goose 2017-12-09
It’s not skin color. Sub-Saharan Africans (and their descendants) simply are less intelligent than all other peoples on average.
1 metameanderer 2017-12-09
You ever met these academics from Africa? The majority seem like they've been given pity degrees. Zero critical thinking ability. No concept of how to ask for help other than "hey come do this for me so I can move on". Use big words as much as possible for the purpose of sounding smart (I've heard this is a british/french academic influence though). Give em 20 years and maybe they'll be able to send better functioning grad students and professors.
1 Invalid_Target 2017-12-09
Maybe this issue is apathy?
The niggers coming from abroad have a harder time getting here than Asians and Latinos, so maybe they try harder than Tyrone on the corner cus they know how cruel the universe can be?
1 Greg_the_Goose 2017-12-09
Tyrone from the corner doesn’t do well cause his ancestors were not selected for intelligence; if I’m trying to breed a fighting Mandingo, or more likely, a strong farmhand, I’d select for brawn, not brains.
1 gravely_offended 2017-12-09
I don't know how you could conclude that based on what you've presented. Do you think African immigrants to the US are an accurate representation of African populations as a whole?
1 wisty 2017-12-09
I'd imagine they're culturally quite different.
1 withmorten 2017-12-09
I mean, duh. Anyone who thinks else is literally a racist.
1 Stinkfished 2017-12-09
I'm well aware but you shouldn't have posted anything then, there's no reason to try hard here.
1 alien122 2017-12-09
You must watch Rick and Morty.
1 take_a_dumpling 2017-12-09
I guess we have finally cracked the friendo. Moonlight + breadsticks = iq points.
1 imnotagayboy 2017-12-09
niggers r dumb
1 youpostyoudie 2017-12-09
Hey this guy is plagiarizing from the bell curve.
1 OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-12-09
http://i.imgur.com/QASOJat.gif
1 Greg_the_Goose 2017-12-09
I used the correct form of ‘their,’ dumbass. That’s the possessive adjective.
1 OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-12-09
Is it too late to apply my comment as general? It's still as salvageable as yours.
1 gumble212 2017-12-09
u dumb
1 Invalid_Target 2017-12-09
You can't just out and say that now, we just imply it strongly.
1 Gothmog26 2017-12-09
That's because none of them have a sperm donor willing to play father.
1 sweetberrywhine 2017-12-09
lol k
1 elsiedeez 2017-12-09
Some statistics are racist. Others are not. Look at who benefits and ask yourself "Does this statistic punch down?" If yes, throw out that stat and find a woke one. If no, use it in arguments and call it reality and mock people who say otherwise.
This isn't hard.
1 munky82 2017-12-09
"punch down"
Mind giving an explanation or example?
Thanks in advance.
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-12-09
Cops are racist when you don't account for any variables or context
That's one of the most woke facts I know
1 darth_stroyer 2017-12-09
Punishment for manlets (who never learn anyway).
1 DudeCat 2017-12-09
It's all about how you frame it.
For instance, black kids are 40% more likely to be in special education. Clearly, the crackers are putting them in there. Black kids are also underrepresented when you correct for income and behavioral issues. Clearly, the crackers are denying them a proper education.1,2
You gotta have it both ways.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-09
Well they're misinterpreted a lot tbf
1 ExilesReturn 2017-12-09
"By using self-driving cars, restaurants could deliver pizza to neighborhoods fairly and safely."
Still be up on blocks in about two minutes.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2017-12-09
The Hitchhiking robot
1 bri1394 2017-12-09
I live in Philly and the first time I heard what we did to that stupid ass robot I was never more proud
1 ExilesReturn 2017-12-09
Oh I bet. You read comic books, watch Rick and Morty, and post to BPT. I am sure moments of pride do not happen often in your, and most assuredly your parents, lives.
1 imaginarycreatures 2017-12-09
Let's be honest: if you live in Philly, you don't really have a lot of opportunities to express pride. Let them have this one.
1 ExilesReturn 2017-12-09
Well they did give us a decent sandwich and a mildly retarded boxing hero so they have that.
1 Greg_the_Goose 2017-12-09
?
1 snoozeflu 2017-12-09
Rocky Balboa.
1 Greg_the_Goose 2017-12-09
Don’t those retards know it’s just a movie?
1 monkeypenguin 2017-12-09
They why are the Rocky Mountains named after him?
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-12-09
Got emmmmm
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-12-09
Because Stallone was the first person to climb them. He did it for the training montage.
1 ExilesReturn 2017-12-09
Rocky, you nitwit.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-09
u/ed_butteredtoast is from Philly?
1 a_normal_human 2017-12-09
10 losses in a row?
1 bri1394 2017-12-09
I mean your right about almost everything, except the comic book thing, I don’t know where that came from
1 ExilesReturn 2017-12-09
It's to show Gotham and these well known characters before they were the great comic book characters we all know and love
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-12-09
Also a junkie. You're just one special dude
1 bri1394 2017-12-09
I’d be flattered if i was a guy…
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-12-09
How many oxys for you to suck on my toes?
1 bri1394 2017-12-09
Depends if your feet nasty, absolutely no clubbed feet tho, that shits just weird
1 Stinkfished 2017-12-09
bix nood
1 CanonEOS5DMkII 2017-12-09
stop doing drugs you degenerate
1 bri1394 2017-12-09
Yes daddy
1 r4chan-cancer 2017-12-09
That pile of junk deserved it.
Fuck Canada for thinking we'll just take care of their trash for them.
1 Burnnoticelover 2017-12-09
Of course it was Philadelphia.
1 Death_Trolley 2017-12-09
How is a self driving car supposed to go to the door and deliver the damn pizza
1 ExilesReturn 2017-12-09
I assume you pay before hand via credit card or through an app, and go down and collect your pizza. The problem is, is that most of these forward thinkers or magazine writers do no know humans. If, as a business, you do not want to risk a dope head in a 2002 Neon to deliver a pizza to a rough neighborhood, why risk a $25,000(?) self driving car? One less murder count, and if I bust out the windows, a ton of pizzas that are out for delivery are now mine.
1 nqtbty 2017-12-09
this is why the 2nd amendment should apply to self-driving cars and hitch hiking robots.
1 AllenArken 2017-12-09
lol i love the idea of a hitch hiking robot (not going anywhere in particular, just going where my robot legs take me) carrying a gun to kill ne'er-do-wells
1 SnackBier 2017-12-09
Easy. Keeps residents safe as well and notifies them of the pizza's arrival.
1 pizzashill 2017-12-09
I called a craigslist hooker once (clearly Chinese) and told her I was in the Bronx and she told me to fuck off. There's literally a video of it, too.
If anyone wants to see the video, PM me.
1 DannyLee90 2017-12-09
Holy fuck, you're back.
Quite the entrance, I have to say.
1 pizzashill 2017-12-09
I just ripped the audio: http://www.filehosting.org/file/details/713190/lol.mp3
1 AgentGotse 2017-12-09
lmao
1 pizzashill 2017-12-09
Yeah thats just the first file upload site I found on google, it works though, I checked it.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2017-12-09
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=003_1512806901
1 pizzashill 2017-12-09
Well., there you guys go.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2017-12-09
Do I get the Star Wars DVD collection for all my hard work?
1 pizzashill 2017-12-09
For sure.
1 darth_stroyer 2017-12-09
Your account has obviously been compromised. We all know the real /u/pizzashill's voice would be about 5 octaves higher and come entirely from the sinuses.
1 youpostyoudie 2017-12-09
Wow this cements it. Pizzashil is #1.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-12-09
That Hooker knew you were full of shit just from the tone in your voice. Also kill yourself
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2017-12-09
If you want pizzashill to keep himself safe, you might wanna reply to him instead.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-12-09
Dont tell me how to cryprohate
1 ay_what_up2 2017-12-09
LMFAO
1 rewind45 2017-12-09
Put it om vocaroo or something.
1 FuckYouSteve17 2017-12-09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7fCQlUhj0
1 shallowm 2017-12-09
That was fucking top-tier stuff, holy shit. Welcome back.
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
Lmfao
1 rewind45 2017-12-09
Damn what a comeback.
1 shallowm 2017-12-09
It's a phone call, what's the video of?
1 pizzashill 2017-12-09
I recorded it on fraps, it was a skype call.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-09
YAY PIZZASHILL IS BACK!!!!!!¡!!!!!
1 newprofile15 2017-12-09
Lol as if that is your voice on the video, funny link though.
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-09
those self driving cars ain't coming back.
1 hurt_ur_feelings 2017-12-09
That was hella funny dude and probably truth in it!!!!
1 wtfuxlolwut 2017-12-09
I know right . Crims are aching for self driving trucks: stand in front truck stops hijack said truck.
1 Lafali 2017-12-09
Lmao its unthinkable and racist to not want to deliver food, where drivers are likely to carry cash, to a high-crime neighborhood. Taxis only go so far in Chicago.
1 parameciidae 2017-12-09
Yeah, and it really is true black people don't tip.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2015/01/21/whats-behind-racial-differences-in-restaurant-tipping/?utm_term=.97ee965755c4
So pizza drivers must really enjoy going to crazy neighborhoods and then not even getting a few bucks for their trouble.
1 ilizabitch 2017-12-09
well shit, now you really can't blame them
1 shootyourschoolup 2017-12-09
You should use the peer reviewed Cornell journal for more butthurt fam
http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/wml3/pdf/Black_White_Tip_Norm.pdf
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-12-09
Link doesn't work for me for some reason.
1 alien122 2017-12-09
Well there shouldn't be a need to tip in the first place. Delivery should be included in the price and shouldn't be guilted out of the consumers.
1 ppporto 2017-12-09
Found the black guy.
1 metameanderer 2017-12-09
Delivery drivers do literally nothing to deserve a tip and I allow myself to be shamed into tipping servers a small amount even for shit service.
1 alien122 2017-12-09
I'm brown you cumskin.
Again why should I have to be guiited into tippling because the restaurant can't be assed to pay their drivers a decent wage.
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-12-09
Because you'd pay for it either way. You think them raising the wage of these delivery drivers would come from some magical pizza fairy in the sky? It'd come in the form of higher prices or less cheese in the stuffed crust, the latter being a fate worse than death.
1 alien122 2017-12-09
I know. And I'd prefer the increase in price. Rather than some social obligation to give a tip.
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-12-09
Well I'm not autistic and I can deal with humans and judge them on their pizza delivery merits and compensate accordingly without anxiety. Also I can do math in my head.
1 ppporto 2017-12-09
Black, brown, you're all the same.
1 ahbslldud 2017-12-09
Yeah those fuckin privileged-ass delivery drivers should be required by law to risk their lives for five dollars an hour so some asshole can get convenient pizza.
1 Ylajali_2002 2017-12-09
Really sick of the racist pizza lobby trying to give workers the right to refuse unsafe work. Next they will tell us that Marten Luther King's dream of post-racial utopia where black and white children work hand-in-hand at the pizza factory for 14 hours a day is "morally wrong."
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-09
I'm surprised they still deliver at night to the local trailer park. I'd assume all the hep c infected needles laying around would be a health risk.
1 Stinkfished 2017-12-09
Cities have trailer parks?
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-12-09
only the fancy cities
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-09
In the south they do. It's all about zoning.
1 SpeakLikeAChild04 2017-12-09
Blacks want stores in high-crime black neighborhoods to remove plexiglass used to protect employees from being shot, attacked, or robbed. They want the glass removed because it's racist, apparently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKagWN7RCKM
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-12-09
> This bill targets Korean Americans, we own these shops and it will put our lives in danger
> No they don't
> Shop owners should use a security wand or hire a security guard with all the piles of money they have.
wew, that's dope convince stores with griddles in them, our "delis" legally "serve food" to have slot machines in them.
1 wabbit_1444 2017-12-09
Did they say "security guard"? They meant door greeter.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-12-09
The door greeters at stores you go to have security wands?
1 imnotagayboy 2017-12-09
Yeah, racist cause they can't loot the place any more
1 MrNotSpecified 2017-12-09
These dickheas rather have people literally get robbed and shot than their feefees be hurt.
Holy shit and shes in my city!
1 UmmahSultan 2017-12-09
Am I misunderstanding this? The plexiglass harms the dignity of the black customers/robbers, so the councilwoman prefers that Korean storekeepers hire security guards and install metal detectors.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-12-09
Please sumbit to our Racially Inclusive Full Body Cavity Search
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-12-09
So it's a jobs program then?
1 SiSquatch 2017-12-09
Holy shit that is right by my house. I got a pizza a few days ago around 6'oclock and the delivery guy was kind of an asshole.
1 dis_is_my_account 2017-12-09
Why would you order from Pizza Hut
1 Talonek 2017-12-09
Low self esteem
1 SiSquatch 2017-12-09
They make pretty good pan pizza. My girlfriend likes their breadsticks too.
1 cheers_grills 2017-12-09
shills get out
1 imnotagayboy 2017-12-09
Did you not read the article? Pizza hut is racist
1 piper06w 2017-12-09
Tbh I'd be an as whole if I had to work anywhere in Broward.
1 shitINtheCANDYdish 2017-12-09
TIL delivering pizza to "redlined" neighborhoods requires the equivalent of a bomb squad robot.
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-09
pizza is italian not mayo.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-12-09
Italians are mayos and will be destroyed like all of the others on the day of the Mayocide.
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-09
Are they though? Their values are so different. I would protect the italians.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-12-09
Found the crypto-mayo.
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-09
The fuck is that. Full disclosure am pajeet.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-12-09
If you collaborate with the dirty wypipo, you will be swept into the afterlife along with them when the POC cast off their yoke of oppression.
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-09
Uh I'm a pajeet not a dindu. Also I associate with the clean ones not the dirty ones.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-12-09
There is no such thing as a clean mayo. They are all filth.
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-09
The english, the scotish and the irish ones. Also your Jew overlords.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-12-09
All mayos are the same and will burn together in the end, inshallah.
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-09
Hey if it helps you sleep at night.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-12-09
All will sleep in the peace of Allah's grace when the white demons are purged from his Earth.
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-09
k. Who's gonna process that tasty bacon brah?
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-12-09
H A R A M
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-09
It's a Harambe you idiot. RIP brah.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-12-09
The religion of peace is not for you to make jokes about. -_-
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-09
Hey. I wasn't joking now. I am quite literally retarded.