Bitch I live in Northeast San Diego County, literally the avocado capital of the world. I can buy a 5lb bag for $3 at a roadside stand, it's pretty much the only thing that's affordable around here. Lox on the other hand...
Tren is the devil, I can't run it longer than 6 weeks or I go bananas.
Same, sadly... Sides are too much for me. I just have my chemists synthesize T for me now as that seems to do the job with no sides, yet I long for tren still...
Also I didn't know u were a Chadhommed, that makes three of us now ๐
Chadriq*, habibi! โค๏ธ
Too bad /u/AnnoysTheGoys is such a low-T pussy, we could get a nice juicy foursome going.
Going to have to disagree, /u/annoysthegoys is high t. You, as a recent convert, should know this ๐
but unironic kakaotalk-emoji users even more so ๐
They're just the stickers that come with the stock Samsung photo app, but now that I know people hold strong opinions about them, I'mma use them way more often ๐
They're just the stickers that come with the stock Samsung photo app, but now that I know people hold strong opinions about them, I'mma use them way more often ๐
I mean if you picked the cutie bear one I wouldn't have said anything.. ๐
Lmao too true. I love new year resolution gyms though, every geezer is on the machines avoiding cardiac arrest, cardio bunnies are on one of the hundred threadmills, and the free weights area is for me alone ๐
May the curse of Allah be upon the Jews. It is unfortunate that the Christians have fallen for their trickery and have allied themselves with them, as it was the Jews that tried to kill Jesus (ุนููู ุงูุณูุงู ):
And because of their (the Jews) saying (in boast), โWe killed the Messiah โEesa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary), the Messenger of Allaah,โ โ but they killed him not (4:157)
I do not blame them for falling for their liesโthe trickery of the Jews knows no bounds.
Indeed, it is said that the Jews were from amongst those who hated the believers the most, and the Christians were closer to the believers than them:
You will surely find the most intense of the people in animosity toward the believers [to be] the Jews and those who associate others with Allah ; and you will find the nearest of them in affection to the believers those who say, "We are Christians." That is because among them are priests and monks and because they are not arrogant. (5:82)
I pray for the Christians to be guided to the right path. ุขู ูู.
Yeah, Jesus is supposed to come down and fight the Islamic version of the antichrist (the Masih ad-Dajjal, or the false messiah) during the end times. The Dajjal is supposed to have superpowers like superspeed, necromancy, control over the weather, and his own personal hell and heaven (which are actually reversed, if you choose his heaven, you go to hell, and vice-versa). At least 70,000 of his followers will be Jews. He's supposed to go around and try to convert others to his cult through miracles and stuff.
After a while though, Jesus is supposed to come down, and when the Dajjal gets in the vicinity of him, he's going to start dissolving. At that point, Jesus just goes over and kills him.
Nope, in Islam, it's strictly forbidden to call anyone or anything else a God other than Allah himself.
a super duper strong guy in Islam
Well, he's a prophet in Islam, so Allah sent him down to convey his message (to obey Allah). He has the power to perform miracles too, like healing people, necromancy, and giving life to clay birds.
Shouldn't just Jesus go kill him now to prevent the the whole thing?
Well, that's not really how it works, the Dajjal is part of Allah's plan, all that stuff that happens is supposed to happen. It's like a test for Muslims that they're supposed to pass.
No, if Islam reached them but they didn't accept it, they go to hell.
It's worth noting that the followers of previous messengers (like Christians who followed Jesus and Jews who followed Moses before Jesus came along, for example) are considered Muslims, because Muslims believe these were actual messengers of God, but their messages (religions) were corrupted over time, so Allah sent new ones. Islam is supposed to be the final, incorruptible religion, and all the religions that were sent before are nullified.
Quick question, but aren't the Jews that killed Jesus dead by now? Also I am pretty sure some Jews miles away from Jerusalem at the time had nothing to do with it.
How can you persecute an individual that had nothing to do with the crime?
This will be similar like persecuting Muslims who had nothing to do with, and condemn, terror attacks.
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1 oh_no_aliens 2017-12-09
๐
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS BASELESS SLANDER
I'd never wear all white while grilling
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-12-09
It'd be ruined with one drop of bbq sauce.
1 Akula_matatta 2017-12-09
The sauce goes on after. Do you even dryrub?
1 SperglockHolmes 2017-12-09
Nah I use hand lotion.
1 OnionBits 2017-12-09
1 MayorEmanuel 2017-12-09
I wring my hands, yes.
1 zeldaisaprude 2017-12-09
Using dryrub and sauce. Lol, bet you use briquettes too.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-09
Yeah, wearing excess white after Labor Day is such a goy thing anyway.
1 SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-12-09
Back in Florida-land, I wore white five days of the week, fifty-two weeks a year.
1 imnotagayboy 2017-12-09
A jewish barbecue is more pointless than a screen door on a boat
"There Is No Future But What We Make Of Of It" - u/imnotagayboy
1 nanonan 2017-12-09
So extremely useful?
1 imnotagayboy 2017-12-09
I don't know if you understand the saying or not, but screen doors have little holes in them
"There Is No Future But What We Make Of Of It" - u/imnotagayboy
1 nanonan 2017-12-09
I don't think you know how boats work.
1 wowbagger88 2017-12-09
/u/imnotagayboy was actually the captain of the Titanic. To this day he maintains that it was a rousing success.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2017-12-09
That signature is the best trolling I've seen in years. Everytime I see it I unironically want you dead.
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-09
Bat would be the seeetest pulled pork or spare ribs or tenderloin ever. Throw that shit on a kebab and presto! Perfect BBQ.
1 Orsonius 2017-12-09
Pick one
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-09
Por que no los dos? They dont have to eat it, just cook it. Have you never had a BLT bagel? They are delicous.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
Mmmmmm... Forbidden bagel
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-12-09
I like making a BLAT bagel. Bacon, lox, avocado, tomato.
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-09
Wen you are broke and in debtor's hooscow this time next year, you will know why. A sad christmas story that could have been avoided :(
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-12-09
Bitch I live in Northeast San Diego County, literally the avocado capital of the world. I can buy a 5lb bag for $3 at a roadside stand, it's pretty much the only thing that's affordable around here. Lox on the other hand...
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-09
Pendejo con madre puta, I know places in Jalisco I can pick all the avocates I could ever eat.
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-12-09
Chinga tu madre, cabron. Nobody wants to live in Mexistan.
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-09
Chulpa mi dick pinche gringo.
1 freet0 2017-12-09
pick two
1 OniTan 2017-12-09
1 freet0 2017-12-09
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-09
/u/AnnoysTheGoys irl
1 Brumaired 2017-12-09
Wow. Orthodox and ginger. Just can't win.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-09
/u/AnnoysTheGoys you gonna take that dawg?
P.s. he's a manlet too lol
1 Brumaired 2017-12-09
God truly has forsaken him.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
soon
1 Strictlybutters 2017-12-09
100% soy 0% goy prime halal right there
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
Fake news I remember t h i c c and defined glutes on my man /u/annoysthegoys , which this geeks bodyfat% would exclude
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-09
Tbf it's easy af to look thicc when you're 4'7".
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
I wouldn't know i'm 1.86
Who am I kidding I do know, fucking manlets beating my bench by having to travel only half the distance I have to... It's not fair ๐ญ๐
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
u should see my cheaty arch too
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-09
Jews should have their own
campscompetitions, your lack of vertebrae allow too much arching.1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
Don't do this to me ๐
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
https://i.imgur.com/8mR2vNw.png
1 subpoutine 2017-12-09
What? No pics showing off your quarter squat and sumo DL?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
fiteme
1 subpoutine 2017-12-09
My godlike calves vs yours any day, any time.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-09
Delts > over literally anything else, don't even try to deny it pepe
1 subpoutine 2017-12-09
๐ญ not fair my delts donโt look capped yet
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-09
Get tren bitch ๐ฆ๐ฆ
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
Tren hard ๐
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-09
Tren is the devil, I can't run it longer than 6 weeks or I go bananas.
Also I didn't know u were a Chadhommed, that makes three of us now ๐
Too bad /u/AnnoysTheGoys is such a low-T pussy, we could get a nice juicy foursome going.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
I can barely remember to take my ADD meds once a day. Find me a juice secretary and maybe we can find a way to make it work.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-09
I'll be your juice secretary ๐๐
Gimme 40k a year and I'll turn you in the man(let) you've always dreamed of.
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
Same, sadly... Sides are too much for me. I just have my chemists synthesize T for me now as that seems to do the job with no sides, yet I long for tren still...
Chadriq*, habibi! โค๏ธ
Going to have to disagree, /u/annoysthegoys is high t. You, as a recent convert, should know this ๐
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
u put a lot of hard work into them
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-09
I bet the music in there is off the chain
1 subpoutine 2017-12-09
Iโm quite the cyclist.
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1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
Not too shabby, tour-de-faux-france!
Heroin or steroids?
1 subpoutine 2017-12-09
Currently blasting on about 500ml Manischewitz Concord Grape a week.
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
Wait I thought you only did dbol
Do you train calves more than once a month like some poser? ๐
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
Stronk calves helps stabilize if u use a cheaty wide stance for deadlifts n squats.
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
I know I'm just jelly, I seem to suffer from the arab version of black man calf syndrome
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
/u/GovSchwarzenegger was always embarrassed about his calves too
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
Yeah but that was just insecurity tbh
Plus, he had a chest to make up for at least two pairs of bad calves
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
The secret to great calves is to get really fat for a few years then stop being fat
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
It's not that they're not developed, roids took care of that. I just don't have them god-tier insertions :(
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
Oh yeah, sorry for ur genetic lottery loss
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
Face, bi's, delts and abs make up for it thankfully ๐
1 subpoutine 2017-12-09
And a โmoderateโ amount of T. Am I not โon cycleโ if I just use the two?
Even worse: Iโm a track cyclist.
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
Not until you're on penile tren injections and epo, my friend.
Baby... You can still change ๐ข
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-09
Iโm sorry for the loss of your chest muscles
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
howmuchyabanch?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-09
Oh lol I was just making fun of your form.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
I know bby. I was just making fun of your banch
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-09
I can max maybe 185 now
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
185 is that amount where I don't know if I'm getting trolled or someone actually having a bench that shit ๐ค
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
I think he meant it ironically. No one would actually admit that in public.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-09
Maybe /u/HodorTheDoorHolder is actually a 12 year old girl? Still a weak bench tho
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-09
I'm 12 1/2
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
Or an American
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-09
lol why lie?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-09
It means I'm out of shape
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
A disgusting rounded square is still a shape, sergeant ๐
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-09
Better suck in that square, boy!
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
Sucking squares is too far below me tbh, I've been enforcing triangular supremacy since kindergarten
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-09
Not even 3 plates?
OY
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
Show me ur 1.75xBW banch
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-09
405 at 240 so pretty close, this was before the prevalence of camera phones tho :(
I will have pics of my godlike delts and traps soon tho
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
u always say this
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-09
Not fair I'm a cripple rn :(
Honestly even my natty dyel shoulders are pretty ridic, I wouldn't want to make you feel bad.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
Oh, you mean physically too.
That's fair, I wouldn't want to make you feel good.
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
How long have you been crippled for, my brother? :O
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-09
Lol not that long habibi, just got bored of lifting after a while.
Chad-mode is now re-engaged ๐ช
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
Peace be upon you ๐
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
Powerlift archers should be executed publicly, but unironic kakaotalk-emoji users even more so ๐
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
/r/fitness is that way ------------->
They're just the stickers that come with the stock Samsung photo app, but now that I know people hold strong opinions about them, I'mma use them way more often ๐
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
They're the biggest abusers tho ๐ค
I mean if you picked the cutie bear one I wouldn't have said anything.. ๐
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
FTFY
That place is like a gym where every day is January 2nd
1 JohnBlind 2017-12-09
Lmao too true. I love new year resolution gyms though, every geezer is on the machines avoiding cardiac arrest, cardio bunnies are on one of the hundred threadmills, and the free weights area is for me alone ๐
1 captainpriapism 2017-12-09
http://i.imgur.com/Z1ND6A9.jpg
1 Trapsarntgay1 2017-12-09
Goy status: annoyed
1 shaneoffline 2017-12-09
Get on the winning side, fagmoes.
1 appropriate-username 2017-12-09
No drama here, downvoted. Also kind of an asshole thing to do.
1 Reddits_penis 2017-12-09
K
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
Shut up, weeb
1 appropriate-username 2017-12-09
My waifu is better than your waifu.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
Your mother must be so proud
1 appropriate-username 2017-12-09
My waifu is the only person I need.
1 OnionBits 2017-12-09
Is your waifu your mom? M<M
1 appropriate-username 2017-12-09
2D girls don't get pregnant.
1 shallowm 2017-12-09
Jews are truly a heartless people.
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ุงูููู ุทูุฑ ุงูู ุณุฌุฏ ุงูุฃูุตู ู ู ุฏูุณ ุงููููุฏ ุงูููู ุฏู ุฑ ุงููููุฏ ุงุจูุงุก ุงููุฑูุฏ ูุงูุฎูุงุฒูุฑ ุฑู ู ูุณุงุกูู ูุง ุงููู ูุชู ุฃุทูุงููู ุดุชุช ุดู ููู ุงูููู ุนููู ุจูุชูุฉ ุงูุฃูุจูุงุก ุงูููู ุงุฑุณู ุนูููู ุญุฌุงุฑุฉ ู ู ุณุฌูู ูุงุฑู ู ุงูุฑุนุจ ูุงูุฐุนุฑ ูู ูููุจูู ุงูููู ุงุจุนุซ ุนูููู ุฑูุงุญ ุนุงุชูู ุชูุชูุน ุฌุจุฑูุชูู ุงูููู ุซุจุช ุนุจุงุฏู ุงูู ุฎูุตูู ูู ูุจูุงู ูููุณุทูู ูุงูุดูุดุงู ูุฃูุบุงูุณุชุงู ูุงูุนุฑุงู ุงูููู ุงุฑุณู ุงูุณูููุฉ ุนูู ูููุจูู ููู ุนุฒู ูู ูุงุฑุงุฏุชูู ุญุจุจ ูููู ุฑูุญ ุงูุดูุงุฏุฉ ูุงู ู ููุช ููุง ุชุญุณุจู ุงูุฐูู ูุชูู ูู ุณุจูู ุงููู ุฃู ูุงุชุง ูุงูู ูุง ุฑุจูุง ููุช ุจู ุฃุญูุงุก ุนูุฏ ุฑุจูู ูุฑุฒููู ุงูููู ุนููู ุจูู ู ู ุชุฎุงุฐู ูุฌุจู ุงู ุงู ุฃุนุฏุงุฆู ุฑุจูุง ุฃุชููุง ูู ุงูุฏููุง ุญุณูุฉ ููู ุงูุฃุฎุฑุฉ ุญุณูุฉ ููููุง ุนุฐุงุจ ุงููุงุฑ ุขู ูู ูุง ุฑุจ ุงูุนุงูู ูู ูุตูู ุงููู ุนูู ุณูุฏูุง ู ุญู ุฏ ูุขูู ูุตุจู ุงูุทุงูุฑูู ุฃุฌู ุนูู
1 LoudGoatsfoot 2017-12-09
ุฃูุง ูุง ุฃุชููู ุงูู ูุณููู
1 stevemisor 2017-12-09
I've always wanted someone to do this and i'm glad it finally happened
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-09
This is deliciously petty. I love it.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-09
How do we know this is true? Itโs just a bunch of photos of people having a cookout outside of an Israeli jail.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
Because it's funnier
1 shibe102 2017-12-09
It is true, https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jail+bbq+israeli
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-09
jfc
1 Why_We_Need_Islam 2017-12-09
May the curse of Allah be upon the Jews. It is unfortunate that the Christians have fallen for their trickery and have allied themselves with them, as it was the Jews that tried to kill Jesus (ุนููู ุงูุณูุงู ):
I do not blame them for falling for their liesโthe trickery of the Jews knows no bounds.
Indeed, it is said that the Jews were from amongst those who hated the believers the most, and the Christians were closer to the believers than them:
I pray for the Christians to be guided to the right path. ุขู ูู.
1 OnionBits 2017-12-09
Wait, do Muslims believe that Jesus dodged the cross?
1 shallowm 2017-12-09
Yeah, Jesus is supposed to come down and fight the Islamic version of the antichrist (the Masih ad-Dajjal, or the false messiah) during the end times. The Dajjal is supposed to have superpowers like superspeed, necromancy, control over the weather, and his own personal hell and heaven (which are actually reversed, if you choose his heaven, you go to hell, and vice-versa). At least 70,000 of his followers will be Jews. He's supposed to go around and try to convert others to his cult through miracles and stuff.
After a while though, Jesus is supposed to come down, and when the Dajjal gets in the vicinity of him, he's going to start dissolving. At that point, Jesus just goes over and kills him.
1 OnionBits 2017-12-09
So is Jesus a God or just a super duper strong guy in Islam? Shouldn't just Jesus go kill him now to prevent the the whole thing?
I actually really appreciate the reply, I am not a very lerned man on Islam
1 shallowm 2017-12-09
Nope, in Islam, it's strictly forbidden to call anyone or anything else a God other than Allah himself.
Well, he's a prophet in Islam, so Allah sent him down to convey his message (to obey Allah). He has the power to perform miracles too, like healing people, necromancy, and giving life to clay birds.
Well, that's not really how it works, the Dajjal is part of Allah's plan, all that stuff that happens is supposed to happen. It's like a test for Muslims that they're supposed to pass.
1 OnionBits 2017-12-09
What happens to non-muslim souls after death? Do they just cease to exist?
1 shallowm 2017-12-09
No, if Islam reached them but they didn't accept it, they go to hell.
It's worth noting that the followers of previous messengers (like Christians who followed Jesus and Jews who followed Moses before Jesus came along, for example) are considered Muslims, because Muslims believe these were actual messengers of God, but their messages (religions) were corrupted over time, so Allah sent new ones. Islam is supposed to be the final, incorruptible religion, and all the religions that were sent before are nullified.
1 Thhueros 2017-12-09
If they only go to hell if they hear about Islam they shouldnโt tell anyone.
1 OnionBits 2017-12-09
Huh, that has a few common threads when Mormonism desu, that's really interesting.
Thx for the run down!
1 munky82 2017-12-09
Quick question, but aren't the Jews that killed Jesus dead by now? Also I am pretty sure some Jews miles away from Jerusalem at the time had nothing to do with it.
How can you persecute an individual that had nothing to do with the crime?
This will be similar like persecuting Muslims who had nothing to do with, and condemn, terror attacks.
1 rewind45 2017-12-09
Ask yourself if it really needs to be true for you to accept it as true.
1 captainpriapism 2017-12-09
i always saw him as this dude
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-09
No doxx my dad. I'm not that old yet
1 Heartheart777 2017-12-09
I wouldn't out it past them.Here is a video of a reporter discussing the treatment of Palestinians, it is disgusting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBRxt5ufnGg
1 kissedlordeonce 2017-12-09
lol
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-12-09
1 nanonan 2017-12-09
An expert on chokeholds should have some insight into the situation.
1 Buy_ 2017-12-09
they went full circle with the concentration camps
1 ben_gardners_boat 2017-12-09
Jesus of Nazareth is your messiah. How many here believe in Him as the Son of God?
1 OniTan 2017-12-09
The kikes in that pic would nail Him to a board again.
1 OniTan 2017-12-09
Where's a Palestinian with a car when you need one?
1 Papa_Marxs 2017-12-09
/u/AnnoyTheGoys Stalin did the right move by getting rid of the Rootless Cosmopolitans you dirty rat.