Daily reminder that women aren't worth it

102  2017-12-11 by glmox

168 comments

be instersektional feminist

promotes anti-semitism

wew ladd

They don't hate Israel because its Jewish. They hate Israel because it's a functional capitalist democracy.

We have to boycoot the jew

We have to divest from the jew

We have to sanction the jew

IT'S NOT ANTI-SEMITIC GUYS!

Stop getting your tendies in a twist lol

Are you implying that it's somehow possible to twist chicken enough than fry it? Because it seems it would tear apart and just become shitty "boneless wings" then, not proper tendies like god intended.

That's a good point.

why does your flair say "oui oui" instead of "hon hon'?

Oui oui sounded better that's all.

OK, it just seems to me that hon hon is more offensive to frog type people is all.

True

Some people just object to (((capitalism))).

It's not tho, you can hate the state of Israel without hating Jews, just like u can hate the state of Belarus without hating slavs

Not hating Slavs

This board supports mayocide, that is out of the question.

Papa Adolf told that Slavs aren't mayo.

Trusting mayos

Are you retarded brother?

you can hate the state of Israel without hating Jews

But most criticism of Israel is fueled by Antisemitism.

why would anyone not hate slavs? Have they never met a slav?

Don't want to hand the keys to your house to a kike because a book said a sky wizard gave it to him? Anti semite!

I’m not antisemitic but we need to drive half the world’s Jews into the sea, subhan’allah.

Inshallah, not subhanallah you larper

We all already know that Allah wills it.

At least wait until we oven the jew before you get all bent out of shape or turned into a gaudy lampshade or whatever.

Hands down Israel is a better country than their neighbors. This proves that policing culture and maintaining an ethnostate is the path to success.

Almost all the surrounding countries are Arab 'ethnostates'.

The people living in the surrounding countries didn't just show up yesterday relatively speaking and say this is my country now and used a best selling classical fiction book as the sole justification. Herding up the people that were already there and walling them off in camps and annexing more and more of the camps to build expansion settlements is a nice touch.

No one got oppressed until after they tried to invade, destroy and massacre Israel leterally 3 times in a row, then refused to sign a peace treaty immediately afterwards.

Thats a retarded argument and you know it. Of course they tried to fight israel. Would you not fight for your own home and land if you get invaded by people who have no excuse for being there apart from some weird religious beliefs?

Critizising the Israeli treatment of Palestinians isn’t anti-semitism. This lady and others like her are batshit crazy, but that doesn’t excuse Israelites being absolute assholes.

doesn’t excuse Israelites being absolute assholes.

Yeah though they really haven't done anything else than any other modern nation. The irony of an American complaining about Israel's foreign policy of all things and calling it feminism.

Look, if you criticize Palestinians or Isralites you're a fucking bigot. Go move to Sweden where they know how to progressively find a solution.

The irony of an American complaining about Israel's foreign policy of all things

There is no irony here you fucking mong. Do you think that dumb author is responsible for American foreign policy? The Vietnam war? I mean saying something is wrong with Israel's treatment of Palestinians shouldn't be invalidated by the actions of that person's own state/government. Nice whataboutism you retard lol.

Go move to Sweden where they know how to progressively find a solution.

You're the type of person who probably will use the term "swedenistan" unironically.

Lol mad

A n g e r y 😡

We've just about got Ed to Pizzashill level spergout here.

A few more days and I think we can do it

comments that hurt me are spergouts

Weak af material tbqh famalam! ¯\_(ツ) _/¯

Do you think that dumb author is responsible for American foreign policy?

She's fucking white isn't she?

Why don't you start to drink and drive

Oh look, encouraging violent behavior intended to kill innocent lives. Like the Nazis. Why would you do such a thing? Probably white fragility.

swedenistan

swedenistan

swedenistan

is this like Beetlejuice? do I get a cookie or maybe a 35 year old muslim 12 year old with a handy truck?

muslin 12 year old with a handy

You are on more than one list for that one

I'm not American. Both Palestinians and Israelites have committed atrocities, but the ball is 100% in Israel's court if they want to make peace. Thing is that they'd prefer to slowly but surely pressure Palestinians out of the country until there's no one left to complain. In a few generations the idea of a "Palestinian" will be as abstract as an "Inka" or a "Apalachee" unless the world starts pressuring Israel. That said, I doubt Palestinians will accept peace at this point. They've lost too much.

Uh, the solution is more feminism than the sides will be at peace. Considering that Muslims are 95% of the way there, it shouldn't be that much of an issue.

Besides, arguing for a middle east peace solution on the internet? Might as well be pissing in the wind. /s

I can't tell if you're trying to make a point or to bait a reaction

the ball is absolutely in Israel's court if they want to make peace.

that's hilarious considering that all Palestinian factions have openly and repeatedly declared that peace is not an option, only the total destruction of Israel and the jews

So what's the solution? The easiest option is for the entire world to look away while Israel exterminates the Palestinians. But if the two peoples are to co-exist, Israel has to start giving back areas they've taken from the Palestinians. A good start would be to allow them to utilize the roads and give back control of the water supplies for the Palestinian areas (perhaps respect the original 1947 UN partition plan ;p). Look at how the Israeli zones slowly but surely have isolated the Palestinian ones into pockets. Palestinians are not allowed to travel between each pocket without a permit (and btw all palestinians are terrorist btw LUL ecks dee, so forget about getting one). They're absolutely cucked.

They're doing a shitty job of extermination, considering the Palestinian population is projected by the UN to more than double by 2050. That being said (fucking making me seriouspost, what about my agency, my feelings, my feminine penis needs?!?!?):

This whole situation is a goddamn mess, dating back way longer than America has even existed. You can place a ton of blame on the Ottomans, for running a shitty empire in general, and the British for the missteps around the turn of the last century, but there are no blameless factions involved here.

The Palestinians really fucked up by not going for the UN Partition, but they were convinced that the Arab powers would crush the Hebes, though as we all know that didn't go so well (any of the times they tried). To be honest, the Israeli response to the massive amount of constant Palestinian and Arab terrorism and military attacks (here's a partial list, just warry war wars: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Israel) is quite muted compared to what the vast majority of governments throughout history would have done. Hell, Russia today would just roll in tanks and kill everybody.

You mention travel restrictions? If I were Big Hebe in Charge mine would be vastly more restrictive, but then again i'd also burn all the illegal settlements and force the ultra orthodox to get fuckin jobs.

In a few generations the idea of a "Palestinian" will be as abstract as an "Inka" or a "Apalachee"

Well I'm hard now.

Did you do that on purpose? She moved to us from switzland

Antizionism is a code word for antisemitism.

what is your point

It's a dog whistle for Jew shower operators though.

ermegerd a dog whistle. I'm not saying it's fine to hate jews. I'm saying it should be fine to criticize a nation.

I'm not saying it's fine to hate jews.

it's fine to hate anyone, for any reason. i hate you.

Wew! White sunglass on white sunglass violence :)

For all the ironyposting that goes on here, people sure do get serious when you go after Israel. I guess some cows really are sacred on Drama.

Jews and Trump tend to actually get people pissed off enough to start the "tendies at dawn".

Because the Jew hate comments aren't even funny or satirical, it just devolves into an anti-Semitic circlejerk about who is the biggest edgelord in the thread.

People: "It's okay to be white" is a dog whistle??? What do you mean, it's just saying that it's okay to be white

Also people: Anti-zionism is a dog whistle for anti-semitism

No, you're a dog whistle!

The nation of Israel is half of the Jews

Using that logic I can't hate NYC or banks either.

This but unironically

No its not you retarded kike

Careful this kind of language could end a date :(

Considering the definition of Zionism includes the existence of Israel as a state st all, it most certainly is

Seriousposting: if someone is zionist, do they believe Palestine should not be recognised whatsoever and Israel is the rightful owner of that land? Or are there zionists that support a hypothetical 2 state solution?

Varies from person to person. Israelis at the very least don't want to extermimate the Palestinians, while the same can't be said in reverse.

JIDF shill detected

People:

"It's okay to be white" is a dog whistle??? What do you mean, it's just saying that it's okay to be white

Also people:

Anti-zionism is a dog whistle for anti-semitism

Toot toot, is that the nazi dog whistle I just heard from u/OnicoBoy94

you got me, ShareBlue account here. I'm with Her btw

Mommy's mammory team! You can unite with u/ed_butteredtoast

Critizising the Israeli treatment of Palestinians isn’t anti-semitism.

That's true.

It's retarded and pro-terrorist, but it's not antisemitism.

The mayocide can not come soon enough.

We destroy their narrative about formerly oppressed groups needing infinite state assistance to do well. No surprise they dislike.

No one gets more per capita assistance than the Jews when you see how much cash the USA throws at Israel.

Like 0.4% of the US military budget? We're bleeding you dry, clearly.

The Jews sure got their money's worth from 6 million. They get to do free ethnic cleansing and to be richer than the EU and still get billions a year. Why would you compare the budget of a superpower with hundreds of millions of citizens to a postage stamp in the Middle East with a higher standard of living than the average EU citizen? Normally if you are well off you don't need to be treated like some spearchucker nation like Pakistan or Iraq.

Israel has been living on the dole their entire existence. I didn't even mention the milking they do to Germany which they will probably try to keep doing until the end of time.

It is like complaining and handing out guilt trips and using it to get rich from the work of others is genetic.

Wow you're actually salty

Why would you compare the budget of a superpower with hundreds of millions of citizens to a postage stamp in the Middle East with a higher standard of living than the average EU citizen? Normally if you are well off you don't need to be treated like some war torn third world nation like Pakistan or Iraq.

Whut? All those Americans, including Our President, constantly complain that the US subsidises, to the tune of tens of billions, the security of most of Western Europe, which doesn't "pay its way" with NATO. The US also provides huge military subsidies to other countries like Egypt. US aid is basically domestic stimulus for the American defense sector.

Israel has been living on the dole their entire existence.

MFW less than 1% of GDP is "the dole".

Are you under the impression that Israel is comparable to Egypt? That country has literally had military coups and open revolts and is pretty fucking poor. Compare how rich Israel is to the other countries that receive that much money and then realize how many decades those subsidies have existed. Create a list of subsidized countries and you tell me which country doesn't belong.

Trump doesn't sit around talking about giving too much money to Israel. He complains about NATO countries not spending enough on their own militaries. USA isn't handing over billions to NATO countries every year. The under spending by NATO countries is a separate issue that doesn't actually cost USA tax payers.

The point being made here is look at the subsidies received by Jews and compare it to the population of the country and how wealthy they already are.

This is like someone living in a suburban McMansion collecting donations for their pool deflecting by saying homeless get free food at shelters.

You seem to be suggesting that military aid is a function of...domestic poverty? What? Why don't we buy the Congolese army billions of dollars of weapons then?

I am suggesting that a small rich country like Israel can afford to defend themselves on their own compared to countries like Iraq, Pakistan, or Egypt. Israel being on a list with those three other countries and actually benefiting more than some of them by orders of magnitude is fucking ridiculous.

Israeli tax payers can easily shoulder their own spending and don't deserve literal handouts when they are as rich as they are. It is the equivalent of someone throwing a quarter at a homeless bum in front of Starbucks but stopping first to give a $100 bill to a woman that just stepped out of the store before she gets back into her Land Rover and heads off to Yoga.

good argument

If Israel doesn't need the cash then why are they getting subsidized? "We totally don't need it" means fuck all when they still get it every year for ages.

Greece for comparison is a NATO country in the EU and spends what they are supposed to for NATO and is close to Middle East and is both larger and far more poor than Israel and they received a whopping 8.5 MILLION last year compared to the BILLIONS Israel gets every single year. Their aid is under $1 per Greek.

Israel singlehandedly blows almost every country out of the water every single year when it comes to receiving free money. I think their only competition would be North Korea when it comes to outside countries giving handouts to them.

Basically America is paying for a service. Kebab removal.

Can you guys actually stop goldbricking (heh) and make some headway on that btw?

and because they bribed all the senators

/>receive billions of dollars in shillbux and military aid

/>claim not to need infinite state assistance

>Get a paltry $3bn a year in Ameribux, less than 2.5% of state budget, pretty much all of which have to be spent on shitty overpriced American equipment

> Tards claim we need American money to survive

"What? Only $3bn? The Chosen People need much more than that to stop the doomsday threat of shitty Arab bottle rockets!"

Hmm, claiming we need the money to survive, then claiming we should ask for more. Don't worry, though, we take what we need.

There's something deeply funny about a Jew complaining that $3bn dollars isn't much.

btw you made that one post about Mass Effect in /r/games amirite?

I made a comment on a thread about why it sucked, sure.

You may be pleased to know I upvoted your comment, which is surprising given I have you tagged with r/drama.

Ty kind sir I upboated yours as well.

Also, yeah, there definitely weren't enough species in Andromeda. Some of the characters were fun. A few of the loyalty missions, for example.

Certain demographic going to demographic.

THey get 20+ billion indirectly through trade agreements.

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I just can't imagine where the stereotypes come from.

Some motherfuckas is always tryin to ice skate uphill.

Best line from best movie.

Be mindful of others who mock disabled people; that kind of cruelty is inexcusable.
On a date with someone who uses ableist slurs? Walk away.

You know who can't walk away from someone mocking disabled people?

At least the author supports the mayocide. Her twitter, predictably, is a goldmine.

Verified

Just confirms that it's a glorified autism badge

Apparently she’s half white and grew up rich in Switzerland. Talk about self hatred lmao

I iust look her up...... forgive me r/drama but if she offer me to intesectionally sit on my face i wouldn't say no.

Like all mayos who hate mayo males she's married to a mayo guy. Also, r/Drama has decided to temporarily denied your application for forgiveness, but will reconsider if you show contrition and promise to show more appreciation for bussy.

Like all mayos who hate mayo males

Apparently she's not a mayo. From her Twitter bio:

Desi-Kenyan Feminist

We need to go back and time and show that stupid mayo the consequences of choosing hybrid gussy over bussy.

Is she the black equivalent of EurasianTiger? Because she looks bleached as fuck.

"10 things to ask on a first date to guarantee you won't get a second"

She sounds like a lot of fun.

Please do ask tho, I'll be thankful for having dodged a bullet. I support most of the opinions listed, but anyone who thinks going through that list on a first date is a good idea is on a whole new level of obsessed.

Y'all google search Lara Witt. I'd say whatever she wants me to say about Palestine.

What male feminist wouldn't? That's how you'd lull her into a false sense of security.

And then whamo, it's rape city

A male feminist likes the thrill of the hunt. They take their prey through gropeville first while nodding and agreeing with their babbling.

Then it's off to rape city.

Whamo!

Is rape city close to pound town?

/u/ed_butteredtoast you seem to be a rape expert, please advise

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wtf I love Lara Witt now?

She looks like that pop star who raped someone recently

Reminder that this is a 10 on /r/drama.

Post a pic of yourself, uggo.

Ummmm, yeah, this is me. Nice try, sweaty.

Because of delusional people like this that people thought medusa magazine were real and not satire.

The only "people" who even pretended to believe that were Breitbart, TiA, etc.

Even knowing about the existence of Medusa Magazine pretty much means you're some kind of ___cel.

Bonus points if you can fit in ramblings about gas chambers in all of the answers.

understand the labor of sex workers of color, especially trans women of color who engage in sex work

pretty funny, but this is really low-hanging fruit in general. What's her audience, not including the people who read this shit for laughs? Probably in the triple digits, max

What's her audience, not including the people who read this shit for laughs? Probably in the triple digits, max

their membership goals says 1980 pay 10 a month and their goal to luanch their new websit (and Online School) is 12k/30k

decent numbers. I stand corrected

Everybody wants to fondle the low-hanging fruit.

Leave Aaron Hernandez out of this!

Online School

jesus christ how horrifying

I'm honestly really glad to see that sex workers have been added to the progressive stack, because that's just going to fracture the feminist coalition even further and produce yet more drama. There are a lot of trad-fems who are very much NOT in favor of sex work or prostitution. If this gets traction there will be weaves getting snatched and it will be thoroughly good.

Something weird about the rehosting

As a queer femme of color, I keep close relationships with people who go beyond allyship; they’re true accomplices in the fight against white supremacy, queerphobia, and misogyny. If you’re not going to support marginalized folks, then we can’t be friends, let alone date. The personal is political.

vs

As a bisexual woman of color, I keep close relationships with people who go beyond allyship; they’re true accomplices in the fight against white supremacy, queerphobia and misogyny. If you’re not going to support queer femmes of color, then we can’t be friends, let alone date. The personal is political.

They changed her identity and made her message more inclusive.

oh and on drama topic

On a date with someone who uses ableist slurs? Walk away.

Wow such ableism , not everyone can walk

Wow such ableism , not everyone can walk

Checkmate atheists!

ableism

Ambulism?

they love what women have to offer, whether it is sex, food, love, care, emotional labor

Fuck men are disgusting, to think they want love.

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I didn't read through all the questions, they sound like interview questions. I absolutely hate dates that turn into interviews. I do believe that you need to ask questions before getting serious/exclusive, but I prefer to ask them on later dates and keep the first date lighthearted to see if there is any chemistry.

Or: ten reasons Chad jumped out the bathroom window and left you with the check.

Next week, Virgin mumbled an agreement to everything she said, payed the check, and went home. She blocked him soon after then went to the club.

You fools, she isn't going out with virgins or chads. She's dating exclusively soyboys.

aren't soyboys essentially a flavor of virgin, or am I underestimating how much pussy being an "ironic" nerd who yells in all photographs and self-flagellates on twitter gets you?

Are y'all so trped out that y'all think an intersectional feminist wants to date an Alpha chad conservative? Heck no, she wants some soyboy dick.

An inter whatever you said female wants to get dick anywhere she can get it. Women get cucked a ton and especially fucking loser women that live in fantasy land with shit political views.

10 things american feminists need to ask

Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?

no german leftist feminist would want a "yes" on this answer.

No way man. They want things to go back to when Germany was a great place.

That is wonderful. It creates a situation where they can't be against Jews or they would be labeled actual Nazis. Can US SJWs and Femnazis recognize feminists in Germany? It would go against their beliefs, but it would also go against their bullshit of supporting all feminists and their beliefs.

Daily reminder that feminists aren't people and can be kept until unwanted and then euthanized, just like pets.

If only.

Let's see how that date would go.

"Hi, Amy?"

"Hi. Nice to finally meet you in person."

"You too. Do you want a drink?"

"Yeah. We'll just wait for the waitress to come back. Let me ask you something. Do black lives matter?"

"What?"

"Do black lives matter? What do you think we should be doing about black people being killed by the police?"

"Aheh. Well, of course it's terrible. Hang on, I'm just going to go to the bathroom."

(Walks out)

Wow, I doubt I could get a girlfriend now.

Do you believe that Black Lives Matter?

1) I think the group a fucking parody. I also don't know what the actual question here is. Capitalizing the first letter of each word is putting the group there so the question is asking if you believe that group. Not capitalizing each word of the group would have made the question not so damn stupid.

What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?

2) 2 different things that people today confuse with each other.

How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?

3) I don't talk to feminists.

What are your thoughts on sex work?

4) It should be legalized in the US.

Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?

5) Don't know what it is and I don't care to know.

What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?

6) What? I guess not at all. I really don't care what someone hundreds of years ago did because I can't change shit about it.

Do you think capitalism is exploitative?

7) It's less exploitative than socialism has ever been.

Can any human be illegal?

8) Laws are what make things legal or not. If someone is here illegally, they are an illegal citizen. They would not be a legal citizen.

Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?

9) Supporting a person regardless of their actions is idiotic.

Does your allyship include disabled folks?

10) I don't carry quotas on my friendships and associations.

Did anyone really find anything out about me? Did any of the questions asked would lead to finding out anything about me or were they just to figure out my political affiliations.

How about more traditional questions to find a suitable mate and not ones to find the most hardline person you can.

I get that dating can be hard but if you ever feel yourself sperging out and seriouspost this hard again, so help me God.

You're a pretty fucking huge retard. You can't make fun of something that is serious without being 100% totally serious. Tell me again how your reply isn't serious posting?

You honestly responded to a 10 question dating survey you absolute weirdo.

Wahh, someone didn't make some fucking in joke or copypasta regurgitated to the point being nothing but a lump of matter. /u/EdButteredToast might be more of your type of user.

more useful to society with that post than you've been your entire existence rofl actually kill yourself

It's not nice to tell people to kill themselves.

Keep yourself safe, friend.

Too long; didn't read. Might be seriousposting. Downvoted just in case.

I'm sorry if I don't think copypasta isn't very funny. In jokes are retarded also. Triggering feminists and SJWs is funny as shit though. Pretty much triggering any person is pretty fucking funny.

Imagine using the term "cis" unitonically.

Paging u/ed_butteredtoast (mommy defense force)

Why do they never have even the slightest understanding of what capitalism actually is? The prison industrial complex is an example of corporatism and corruption, the enemy of capitalism

1 question normal men should ask a date: are you a intersectional allyship male feminist qlbgtbwqa+ freak?

Answering this seems more fun than doing my job right now

  • Do you think black lives matter?

Sure, why wouldn't they?

  • What are your thoughts on gender and sexual orientation?

I think very little about gender and sexual orientation. I'm a straight guy with penis attracted to straight women sans penis. I feel bad that some people have a more difficult time than that but don't really think about it at all.

  • How do you work to dismantle sexism and misogyny in your life?

I don't. Or at least I try to avoid being sexist.

  • What are your thoughts on sex work?

It's sad that people a desperate enough for sex that it exists, but I don't really have any qualms with it.

  • Are you a supporter of the BDS movement?

I didn't know BDSM had a movement but in emphatically for it.

  • What is your understanding of settler colonialism and indigenous rights?

The strong if circumstance have conquered the weak if circumstance brutally for all of human history. Every tribe to come out if the Russian steppe has either conquered or been conquered three times as brutally. It's only because colonialism is more recent that we view it as particularly heinous. Those acts are terrible and we should avoid them but I'm not going to feel bad for being ultimately a beneficiary of those actions, especially because my ancestors weren't even in america at the time.

  • Do you think capitalism is exploitative?

Capitalism is the system in which those with excess resources can help people with less resources achieve greater labor output for a cut of the additional labor output.

Without capitalism you have to sew by hand for a decade before you can afford to buy a sewing machine and multiply your productivity by 10. With capitalism you can get a loan from a capitalist for that sewing machine immediately and pay it off in a year plus interest and make far more over the rest of the decade.

It's exploitative in that the people who already have sewing machines can get more than their intrinsic worth for them over time by exploiting the fact that a sewing machine now is worth more than one tomorrow but this isn't a loss worth worrying over, everyone in the system is better off.

What we do need to worry about is corporatism and money in politics that disrupt the natural egalitarian properties of capitalism by changing the rules in favorite of those who are powerful rather than thosr who are innovative and thrifty.

  • Can any human be illegal?

A human would be a criminal, not illegal. Plenty if humans are criminals.

  • Do you support Muslim Americans and non-Muslim people from Islamic countries?

At the same base level I support everyone, which isn't much. I think all religious people are kind of childish and self deluded, and take offense when they justify bad actions with their religion.

  • Does your allyship include disabled folks?

I'm not an ally to anonymous people I've never met. I don't even know what that means. I'm for the ADA even if it's a pain in the ass to make websites ADA compliant if thst matters.

I have changed my mind, doing my job would have been more fun.

Isn't this the website that youtube tranny works for?

It is crucial for cishet men to learn how to decenter their male privilege in order for them to understand the multitudes of interpretations of femininity and womanhood.

Nigga is this just the result of a game of madlibs?