Why r/drama is a pretty good place
53 2017-12-11 by Oh_hamburgers_
In the shit-decked halls of Reddit there really isn't a place where left and right, gay and straight, jew and human, can come together and wallow in the misery that is the internet. Most subs swing one way or another and harass or ban any dissenting views out of existence. But not drama! Here, you're encouraged to let your inner skank flow, and flow it does, like a hemophilic prostitute.
Where else online could you possibly find a community so lacking of a social life that they spend their time critiquing others for their online posts? So bereft of self awareness that they think they're the 'cool guys of reddit' whilst spamming the same tired copypastas over and over again? So absent in originality that "post bussy" still actually get upvotes? Nowhere I say! Drama is a unique hive of ne'er do wells whose impotent rage is second only to its smug self assuredness.
So thanks for existing r/drama. Let's all raise our drinks high and have a great Kwanzaa. When you're lighting your Mishumaa Saba this year, give an extra shukrani to your favorite drama mod.
52 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-11
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1 incineratechicken 2017-12-11
For those about to shitpost: We salute you.
1 NationalismIsFun 2017-12-11
Is this recycled pasta or your own delightful creation?
Either way, nicely done. God bless you, President Trump, and all dramanauts
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-12-11
I wish I didn't have to take ownership of this but it all came from my own tiny brain.
1 NationalismIsFun 2017-12-11
I r8 ur b8 8/8
Creative, entertaining, quasi-dramatic
Well done, you fuckin retarded queer
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-12-11
A-thank yuh.
1 Wild_Child19 2017-12-11
I like this place. It's fun.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-12-11
no it's not
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-12-11
Someone doesn't remember Jewdank
1 SDIHTD 2017-12-11
Jewdank had the awesomest gigantic ass tattoos.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-11
/u/aliceunknown /u/LadyVetinari /u/ima-kitty you hear that ladies? 😏
1 Redactor0 2017-12-11
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-11
Amen!
1 cimarafa 2017-12-11
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-11
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-11
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1 Russiangreyman 2017-12-11
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1 friendly-bot 2017-12-11
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1 Russiangreyman 2017-12-11
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-11
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1 aqouta 2017-12-11
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-11
I hope you choke on it too <3
1 aqouta 2017-12-11
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-11
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1 aqouta 2017-12-11
Re-read comments you illiterate.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-11
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
1 ima-kitty 2017-12-11
Ive tried offering nudes, no one wants them
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-11
Ahem ahem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°
1 neveryousay3 2017-12-11
Because r/drama has a much lower number of hypocrites than that other sub.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-12-11
That's a bold statement
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-11
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1 IneedSomeThrowaway 2017-12-11
FTFY
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1 Neronoah 2017-12-11
It's not true.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-11
We try so hard to be hypocritical tho. 😞
1 eufouric 2017-12-11
I think r/Drama is a pretty cool place. Eh kills SRDines and doesn't afraid of anything.
1 Fuish 2017-12-11
Kys
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-12-11
Classic self defense situation.
1 justanotherusername_ 2017-12-11
Post bussy
1 bjt23 2017-12-11
👍👍👍 This guy gets it!
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-12-11
Mayocide xD
1 OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-12-11
Come back when you learn how to make decent posts
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-11
I'm just here so I don't get fined, boss.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-11
You’re right, we’re better than you dumb fucking humans.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2017-12-11
Man, that was meant for u/annoysthegoys, I didn't know you were a member of the tribe.
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-12-11
To be fair...
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-11
Keep yourself safe.
1 Fieryfrogs6969blaze 2017-12-11
I vote all new threads that do not contain a link to bussy at the bottom be deleted by mods thank you
1 freet0 2017-12-11