Conclusive proof that the_donald is inhabited by senile old men and middle schoolers

56 2017-12-11 by Thhueros

109 comments

1 rewind45 2017-12-11

No fucking way 😂😂😂😂

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-11

Le xDddd from me too!

1 rewind45 2017-12-11

Dont mock me.

1 Tobans 2017-12-11

I 👃smell👃 😏jealousy😏

1 TheGreatWolfRuss 2017-12-11

Roy didn't need any extra support in AL because once he came out as a proud child fucker he won. The election is a formality at this point.

1 JesusIsQueen 2017-12-11

"He seems like the kind of guy you could sit down and bash a queer with" -- average Alabama voter.

1 grungebot5000 2017-12-11

he’s gonna win by like 12 points

1 nanonan 2017-12-11

It's great. Interviews with 12 year old girls, friends recounting old underage brothel adventures, the left will look even more lunatic and hysterical than usual. Obama robocalling the deep south is just icing on the cake.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-11

Wtf i hate chuck nor....

1 Namenamenamenamena 2017-12-11

You retard that's candlja

1 Rith2 2017-12-11

Gaga candlejack funny meme XDDD

1 Namenamenamenamena 2017-12-11

Are you ironically accusing me of doing that unironically?

1 Rith2 2017-12-11

No only ever pseudo ironically

1 codosotopo 2017-12-11

I miss Chuck Norris memes. The Internet was a simpler place back then.

1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-12-11

Mr. T ate my balls, too.

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

Thanks mate.

Frankly, if a person can't read the >200 Chuck Norris Jokes/comments on my T_D thread (which OP linked here) and not crack at least one small smile, I think they may have lost their soul. Or at the least, their funny bone's gone MIA.

1 444455555666666 2017-12-11

you know what would be funnier? if you ate some cyanide

1 nanonan 2017-12-11

Meme warriors rehash old memes, where's the drama you salty loser?

1 Think_Once 2017-12-11

Here.

1 Thhueros 2017-12-11

Heh, you've played right into my hands kid. I'll try to make this quick.

1 Mort_DeRire 2017-12-11

Nothin personnel

1 nanonan 2017-12-11

I try my best.

1 Think_Once 2017-12-11

I don't see it.

1 nanonan 2017-12-11

You've got to think twice.

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-11

Don't think twice, it's alright.

1 fayeDragon 2017-12-11

LE USeRnAme reference Xdd be actually did it the absolute madladman

1 glmox 2017-12-11

YOURE THE SENATOR NOW DOG

1 Mort_DeRire 2017-12-11

All Your Base Are Belong to Us just endorsed Jones though

1 liquidm 2017-12-11

I love how /u/SerenityIsNow has no idea how to crop a screenshot. Didn't even do the 'funny searches' meme

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

Hi there!

I've never heard of this sub. Honoured to be mentioned.

Yup, wouldn't have a clue how to do that. However, as an international lawyer, I can fix any global corporate problems you may have. And I love having a laugh over Chuck Norris jokes. Or should I say.... FACTS!

We all have our talents. Have a great week. 😊

1 liquidm 2017-12-11

Incredible. Interested in being a moderator?

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

Despite the fact I assume you're taking the pics, what an intriguing offer, thank you my friend! What's your sub about?

As for your fave post of mine, don't be so quick to judge.

We know for decades there's been a global child sex trafficking + organ harvesting ring operating, reaching the very highest levels of elite society.

AG Jeff Sessions is quietly starting to dismantle its US operations, having arrested more pedos/sex traffickers this year alone, than Obama did in 8 years.

Reports suggest Anthony Weiner's laptop containing 650,000 emails contained vast proof of this sex trafficking ring, via the Clinton Foundation. It's plausible, given Haiti.

NYPD, knowing the FBI was corrupt under Comey, kept a copy + sent a copy to Julian Assange as insurance, before handing the laptop to the FBI, telling them "if you don't act on this, we will". Mayo Clinic + Planned Parenthood appear to be involved.

Special Prosecutor Mueller's investigation is drawing to a close, with thousands of sealed indictments against the Clintons, Obama Administration, DNC + RINOs. I expect it will all come to a head over the next 6 months or so. Definitely before the midterms.

Watch this space.

1 liquidm 2017-12-11

Will Jeff Sessions track down and lock up that paedophile Roy Moore? LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

You need evidence + credible witnesses for that. There is neither.

Thomas Wictor does an exceptional expose of both, shredding the legitimacy of both the accusers + their "evidence".

Plus, let's face it, as soon as Gloria Alldred is involved, you know it's a fraud. The entire thing was an entire coordinated hitjob by the RINOs, who hate President Trump and the #MAGA agenda.

1 pizzashill 2017-12-11

Ray Moore literally said he had the mothers permission to date underage girls.

You are a pedo defender and a disgusting person.

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-12-11

You, on the other hand, have not managed to get mommy's permission.

1 pizzashill 2017-12-11

Oh hey, it's mental illness incarnate. How's life?

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-12-11

mental illness

I'm not a leftist.

1 pizzashill 2017-12-11

You know conservatives, American brand, are considered on par with crazy ass commies, right?

You realize you guys elected someone that has gone on infowars and very clearly has a degenerative brain disease, right?

You realize the "greatest republican president" Reagan himself, literally had Alzheimer's while in office, right?

Why do you think this keeps happening?

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-12-11

Nobody cares what commie faggots think, pizzashill.

1 grungebot5000 2017-12-11

pulling three trump cards in response to the lowest-effort shit imaginable

never change

1 pizzashill 2017-12-11

I'm always full effort mode in everything I do.

1 shallowm 2017-12-11

And that's why we love you 😘

1 WistopherWalken 2017-12-11

I missed you so much, /u/botchlings

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

Age of consent was 16yo in Alabama. Forty years ago, it was entirely normal for 16yo's to date and even marry older men in that State.

Even if the allegations are untrue (all 4 accusers' stories have been debunked), it was both legal and entirely normal.

1 pizzashill 2017-12-11

You are out of your fucking mind. You are defending a fucking pedophile right now.

Even if Ray Moore wasn't a blatant pedophile, there are many reasons to hate him.

The guy was removed from the bench twice and is straight up nut-bar. But then again, you're a nut-bar yourself so you probably don't care about that.

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

The youngest alleged incident was with a 14yo. That's too old for pedophilia. 14yo is "molestation". Even CCN of all places corrected a guest last week, who used alleged "pedophilia" rather than alleged "molestation".

As for his history, you'll find Thomas Wictor's thread (of 31) enlightening in explaining the circumstances behind it. Please read it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/thomaswictor/status/931408112866574336lang=en

I'm far from a nut job, my friend. I deal in facts + evidence. Not feelings or emotion.

You'll realise too that I'm engaging with you, with good humour and courtesy. You're free to disagree with me, of course. But name-calling does you a disservice.

1 pizzashill 2017-12-11

I'm not interested in having this discussion with a pedo defender/mentally ill person.

You are a disgusting human being and I hope to god you aren't allowed around children.

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

Facts + evidence not your strong suit, are they pizzashill?

So be it. You did engage with me first though, recall.

Enjoy your day.

1 pizzashill 2017-12-11

Again, you are a pedo defender. You are endorsing a child predator.

1 nameuser4321 2017-12-11

No u

1 WistopherWalken 2017-12-11

You know, moving goalposts a year back at a time isn't something you get to do with pedophilia. A man in his 30s preying on a child of 16, 15, 14, is fucking sick. Take your pedo politician and neck yourselves together.

1 grungebot5000 2017-12-11

You need evidence + credible witnesses for that. There is neither.

waitaminute, can you tell me about pizzagate again

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

Check out Voat pizzagate. It contains the extraordinarily detailed research of thousands of those brilliant autists from /pol/, collectively presenting an entirely plausible theory.

1 pizzashill 2017-12-11

https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/schizophrenia

1 JumbledFun 2017-12-11

Wait a minute. Did tay get ported to Reddit and also delude itself into thinking she's successful?

1 shallowm 2017-12-11

Wait, you're Australian? Why are you rallying around Roy Moore?

Also, what is this supposed to mean?

I'm praying for President Trump to clean up our ruin of a once-magnificent country in 8 years' time, after he's cleaned up Obama's disgraceful mess in America.

Should the US invade Australia or something?

1 shallowm 2017-12-11

Wait, you're Australian? Why are you rallying around Roy Moore?

Also, what is this supposed to mean?

I'm praying for President Trump to clean up our ruin of a once-magnificent country in 8 years' time, after he's cleaned up Obama's disgraceful mess in America.

Should THE GOD EMPEROR invade Australia or something?

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

Nothing would be better!

Our Conservative Party has been hijacked by a Green Lefty Globalist (PM Malcolm Turnbull - like Hillary Clinton). After almost a full decade of Leftist rule, our once magnificent country is on the road to ruin.

A man like President Trump is precisely what this country needs!

1 Mathrex88 2017-12-11

I just cringed so hard my face collapsed in on itsself.

I know you don't have any friends because literally any, any aussie would laugh you out of the country

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

You'd be astonished how many of us there are!

Out of a population of 24.5 million, there's >1 million (minimum) who support President Trump, and crave that real leadership here.

1 Mathrex88 2017-12-11

Well I'm Australian, so no.

Hahaha where did you pull that number from? Your ass?

Trump is a joke, he's a fat, balding cheeto monkey that embodies everything aussies hate about seppos. Go back to school son, shits embarassing

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

Nope, AEC formal statistics of voting patterns in the 2012 and 2016 elections, the emergence of One Nation + Cory Bernardi's Conservative Party, and a host of other data and evidence.

So, you vote Green, right?

PS: I'm a lady.

1 Mathrex88 2017-12-11

Nope, AEC formal statistics of voting patterns in the 2012 and 2016 elections, the emergence of One Nation + Cory Bernardi's Conservative Party, and a host of other data and evidence.

So literally 0 evidence to support your completely nonsense claim of over a million supporters. Conservative Australian is not at all equal to supporting that fucking idiot of a monkey. Right wing aussie isn't even comparable to the dumpster fire that is America, given that even super rightists in australia support medicare.

So, you vote Green, right?

No, I don't. Great try though.

PS: I'm a lady.

/r/AsABlackMan. Sure you are, completely unprompted. You do know everyone is familiar with the_diddlers tactics right?

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

completely unprompted.

You called me "son".

1 Mathrex88 2017-12-11

Well at least you have the decency to not try and continue your awful made up story

1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-11

i love it when two retards from the backwoods argue. please continue.

1 grungebot5000 2017-12-11

HARD

PROOF

1 pizzashill 2017-12-11

You know Chuck Norris is a mentally ill moron, right?

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

Nope. Is that Leftist speak for Conservative Christian?

1 pizzashill 2017-12-11

There is not a Trumptard alive on this planet that deals in "facts and evidence."

And no, that's normal person speak for "child predator."

1 pizzashill 2017-12-11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ud3pK5Wa90

Yeah, nothing mentally ill about Chuck Norris.

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

I thought you were going to email me evidence he'd been diagnosed with schizophrenia or something!

Instead, your video is bang on. America was at a dangerous tipping point in 2012! Obama's re-election ushered in one of the most destructive eras of US history:

Oppressive Cultural Marxism imposed on every aspect of society; stoking deliberate racial division; spiraling debt + deficit; historically high numbers on welfare + food stamps; economy-destructive policies; slowest GDP growth in decades; ISIS flourishing due to US Defence crippled by the most constraining rules of engagement in history; empowerment of Iran; nuclear arming of Iran + North Korea; Soros-funded BLM, Antifa, SJWs etc, sowing the seeds of division; Fast & Furious; most corrupted Administration + FBI in history etc etc.

Obama's 2nd term is precisely what ensured President Trump's election!

As for the article, thank you. I wasn't aware his wife's health was destroyed after being injected with that dye for the MRI. I've always been concerned about it, when Dad has MRI's. It's never healthy injecting a foreign chemical substance into your body. How lovely Chuck retired to care for her.

That's love, pizzashill. Not mental illness.

1 pizzashill 2017-12-11

Alright, I'm sorry, you are extremely mentally ill and I hope you get the help you need.

1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-11

while this person who is clearly a female international lawyer is indeed a fucking mong, i'm fairly sure you take the dumbass cake.

1 pizzashill 2017-12-11

That person is blatantly mentally ill.

1 ineedmorealts 2017-12-11

However, as a female international lawyer

Lolololololol

1 xjapxn 2017-12-11

"Oh you're a lawyer? Cool, where do you practice?"

"EVERYWHERE!"

1 dexceit 2017-12-11

how do you crop on mobile?

1 MrAlphonzo 2017-12-11

Tomorrow is going to be a mess.

1 Assy-McGee 2017-12-11

Whoever wins, the world loses :(

1 glmox 2017-12-11

i heard doug jones supports abortion up to the point of birth, he cant be all bad

1 Assy-McGee 2017-12-11

The World: “Wowie. America is dumb, but at least they didn’t electt a child molester into office.”

Alabama: hold my beer fam.

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

Female international lawyer, checking in guys!

So, your description is off base.

Have a fabulous week. Keep smiling.

1 Thhueros 2017-12-11

That makes it worse, not better.

1 JesusIsQueen 2017-12-11

Do not downvote our cherished entertaining guests, you morons!

1 JumbledFun 2017-12-11

How fat and how many cats?

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

Zero animals. Blessed remarkable life. Never online dated. Zero interest. I have my magnificent real life for that.

1 JumbledFun 2017-12-11

Yah nobody believes that after your pizzagate spergouts

1 glmox 2017-12-11

spamming the united nations with emails about "the globalist criminal conspiracy" does not make you an "international lawyer"

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

Touche, my friend.

Wholly inaccurate, but fun joke nonetheless.

1 glmox 2017-12-11

nice meme

1 fayeDragon 2017-12-11

How often do you jill off thinking of Roy Moore raping those girls?

1 alphetasauce 2017-12-11

Are you going to represent Roy Moore when he gets charged with kiddy diddling?

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

He'll never be charged.

The accusations are false.

1 alphetasauce 2017-12-11

That's a lot of people to coordinate and convince to lie. Would you lie for the Republicans if they asked you too?

1 Brandon_la_rana 2017-12-11

I would. I would do anything if it meant defeating those loony liberals.

1 ATissu 2017-12-11

/u/SerenityIsNow

Why the fuck does your retarded australian ass care about Trump? Is you life that sad?

1 Cephaliarch 2017-12-11

Living in Sydney and listening to their radio and watching their television was a real eye opener into how boring the politics in other countries are. They don't have much going on so a significant portion of the reporting is on even regular apolitical American news.

1 SerenityIsNow 2017-12-11

Deeply engaged in politics globally. I love it!

And yes, Australian politics is nowhere near as invigorating as America's.

1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-11

lol kangaroo fucker.

1 WistopherWalken 2017-12-11

Kangaroo years are 2 human years so these people only get 7 years of roofucking before they get too old.

1 leather-muffin 2017-12-11

So am I missing something here or are they unironically supporting a childfucker?

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-12-11

Leftists fall for moral panics. Tradcons assemble and conquer.

1 Tobans 2017-12-11