TFW I wake up from a dream in which two of my ex-coworkers get dismembered by Barney the Purple Dinosaur and I have an erection.

18  2017-12-12 by wokeaspie

14 comments

1  do0rkn0b 2017-12-12

barney was such a good show until i got older and found out he was a pedophile, same with the teletubbies.

1  wokeaspie 2017-12-12

You have to separate the art from the artist!

1  rudest 2017-12-12

That’s what restraining orders are for

1  Honk4Tits 2017-12-12

🎵I love you, you love me. Barney has HIV, he touched me here he touched me there, he touched me where I have no hair🎵

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-12

🍒👀

1  NetSafar 2017-12-12

Ed, when you created your epic pasta after coming back from getting banned, you said you were going to be "on and off for the next few months".

You've been posting non stop, with a few hours break, every single day since then.

You weren't lying, were you?

1  better_bot 2017-12-12

This isn't your blog, aspie.

1  wokeaspie 2017-12-12

But as a hikikomori, you guys are all I have 💔

1  better_bot 2017-12-12

depressing af

1  MayorEmanuel 2017-12-12

You could do worse, I guess.

1  ironicshitpostr 2017-12-12

kys

1  BigLordShiggot 2017-12-12

I'll give you the Purple Dinosaur

1  andyfuckingkaufman 2017-12-12

I mean if you’re under 70 and you wake up from any dream without an erection you need to go see a doctor.

I know a lot about erections.

1  wokeaspie 2017-12-12

You seem knowledgable. Is it more fun to masturbate on extacy or coke?