Hi, you must be new to male feminism. Allow me to introduce myself: former male, non-binary because binary = icky ew gross yuck. Maleness is a toxic construct and I am laden with guilt for being who I am, because I live in a society that considers bussy to be toxic. Toxic toxic privilege. Masculinity is ew yucky ick gross. I will never get over the guilt of knowing that I have defiled women's bodies by gazing at them with interest. I need feminism because not being feminist = ew gross icky yuck. I stand with women.
I know farmers, I can get used shears (the ones used for sheep wool) for cheap. Sure they're rusty and kind of dull, but they have long enough handles to get good leverage (so even if you don't cut the balls right off you still crush them).
Those are all good ideas. If we want it to hurt for an extra long time, we could use one of those o-ring rubber band castrators. If we're going the humane route, we could just let Mike Rowe bite them off. Let's just start with the rusty shears and go from there.
21 comments
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-12
Troll
1 Tagesausbruch 2017-12-12
Not an argument
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-12
Don't kinkshame me
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-12-12
Probably submitted right about the same time, didn't see the other.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-12
It's ok! The more the merrier <3
1 saint2e 2017-12-12
There's no way that's real. I refuse to believe it.
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-12
Hi, you must be new to male feminism. Allow me to introduce myself: former male, non-binary because binary = icky ew gross yuck. Maleness is a toxic construct and I am laden with guilt for being who I am, because I live in a society that considers bussy to be toxic. Toxic toxic privilege. Masculinity is ew yucky ick gross. I will never get over the guilt of knowing that I have defiled women's bodies by gazing at them with interest. I need feminism because not being feminist = ew gross icky yuck. I stand with women.
1 saint2e 2017-12-12
Hrrm. I do have a low t-count. Please, tell me more.
1 kingofthehill5 2017-12-12
You work at buzzed?
1 saint2e 2017-12-12
Pfft. I only wish.
1 kingofthehill5 2017-12-12
Then you have more t than you think.
1 Country-asshole 2017-12-12
I stand behind them (with them bent over).
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-12-12
Because sometimes even a 100% soy diet isn't enough.
1 saint2e 2017-12-12
Soy. The other OTHER other white meat.
1 a_normal_human 2017-12-12
Male Feminists: not even once.
1 BlackTed 2017-12-12
Peak r/MensLib
1 NardDogAndy 2017-12-12
Can we start a GoFundMe to for a /r/menslib castration fund?
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-12-12
I know farmers, I can get used shears (the ones used for sheep wool) for cheap. Sure they're rusty and kind of dull, but they have long enough handles to get good leverage (so even if you don't cut the balls right off you still crush them).
1 NardDogAndy 2017-12-12
Those are all good ideas. If we want it to hurt for an extra long time, we could use one of those o-ring rubber band castrators. If we're going the humane route, we could just let Mike Rowe bite them off. Let's just start with the rusty shears and go from there.
1 _same_rules_apply_ 2017-12-12
I've always considered male feminism equivalent to self-castration. But I didn't mean it literally that poor emasculated fuck.
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-12-12
He's a true believer.