Somebody stole Daddy's phone!! 😱

80  2017-12-13 by geraldodelrivero

41 comments

1  LadyVetinari 2017-12-13

Lol you think they locked him in a bathroom while an intern wrote that?

1  starship_litterbox 2017-12-13

They had to trick him with a golden shower bait-and-switch

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13

trick him

I don't think so...

1  starship_litterbox 2017-12-13

Oh shit I feel stupid now

1  the_popcorn_pisser 2017-12-13

lol, he truly is damned if he does, damned if he doest for some of you people.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13

Except he didn't write this lmao

1  the_popcorn_pisser 2017-12-13

Source.

1  geraldodelrivero 2017-12-13

anonymous sources

1  the_popcorn_pisser 2017-12-13

The best kind of sources.

1  ALoudMouthBaby 2017-12-13

Compare it with his current ranting.

1  searingsky 2017-12-13

i mean, yeah

1  trecht 2017-12-13

i wish he doest more

1  OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-12-13

I'm filling out a complaint form with r/drama mods right now. Trump deserve credit for not squirting out his typical spastic and detached tweets.

1  GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-12-13

Do you honestly believe that retard could write such a cohesive sentence?

1  the_popcorn_pisser 2017-12-13

Yup, that retard married a super model, had his name in buildings, and managed to beat a political powerhouse (Clinton). What have you done with thorn life?

1  GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-12-13

Ride his dick harder.

1  the_popcorn_pisser 2017-12-13

lmao.

1  KateUptonsCumback 2017-12-13

Pretty much. The guy is a fucking clown who’s so in over his head he let a Democrat win a solid deep red senate seat in Alabama.

1  scatmunchies 2017-12-13

Yeah, that’s pretty obviously not him tweeting.

1  rentqt 2017-12-13

This is the most disappointing result of the election. Where's my angry tweets daddy 😤😠

1  geraldodelrivero 2017-12-13

Daddy ruined the one thing I was hoping for in a Jones victory.

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-13

Gonna have to wait until tomorrow morning when Fox & Friends is on and he gets his phone back

1  riemann1413 2017-12-13

relevant

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/940930017365778432

1  newprofile15 2017-12-13

Wait until tomorrow when he gets his phone back.

1  nbslector 2017-12-13

No see the thing is, and you may not actually know this, but you gotta wait until tomorrow when he gets his phone back.

1  grungebot5000 2017-12-13

Tomorrow morning. Foamback

1  lewildcard 2017-12-13

seriously, i didn't even give a shit about whether a child rapist was gonna be in office. i just wanted a couple butthurt tweets is that too much to ask

1  codosotopo 2017-12-13

They could've at least tried to make it believable. This tweet lacks his signature "old-person-who-doesn't-get-technology-random-capitalization".

1  rudest 2017-12-13

SAD!

1  Nantook 2017-12-13

That and the complete sentences were a dead giveaway that it wasn't written by him

1  a_normal_human 2017-12-13

>old person who doesn't "get" technology

>successfully leveraged social media the most powerful (visible) person on the planet

not sure about that logic there

1  edc_svr_wxf_qaz 2017-12-13

Daddy never disappoints us, even a whole year later. Now let's see how many articles this is going to generate for /r/politics and shareblue.

1  stevemisor 2017-12-13

Needs more emotions! and nicknames calling people short

1  PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-12-13

wow so much drama

1  grungebot5000 2017-12-13

you're right, this post needs... flair

1  scatmunchies 2017-12-13

Give it a day or two. Once he gets his phone back from the interns.

1  miraclebelly 2017-12-13

This is the first time I’ve actually doubted that a tweet came from Donald.

1  MG87 2017-12-13

Yeah That's not him

1  IAintThatGuy 2017-12-13

I hope he drops something like "it's totally voter fraud" in the next few hours.

1  lewildcard 2017-12-13

"it never ends"

kill me

1  WistopherWalken 2017-12-13

Was it benzos or Jeff Bezos?