"I was obviously disappointed like everyone else after election results. But I glanced up at my Trump portrait and suddenly got goosebumps. I then realized that one senate seat is minuscule to what we accomplished this year and everything is OK because we still have Big Don in the WH."

Huh, kinda looks like Owen Wilson back then, makes me wonder if the Owen Wilson we have now is just his cloned twin that got famous for saying "Wow" in just the right kinda meme way

1 trjb 2017-12-13

The Kims had to starve a nation for decades to get this kind of cult of personality.

1 aqouta 2017-12-13

Na, they had it since the beginning it's growing it outside the mentally ill that is challenging, the kims revolutionized making your people mentally ill through starvation.

1 king_kapeesh 2017-12-13

So Trump poorly imitates a reporter “backpedaling” for pedaling a fake story who happens to have a a disability only to then call his supporter mentally ill ... gotcha ... faux outrage ... but this is the same group that were outraged by “grab em by the pussy” while their hero’s rape women and bite their victims lips or they make great movies so who cares if they rape women and the supposed victims offer their pussy for an Oscar and then say they were victims ... word up

1 aqouta 2017-12-13

What the actually fuck were you trying to communicate?

1 king_kapeesh 2017-12-13

You’ll criticize Trump for the very things you yourself or your so-called hero’s are guilty of ...it called projection ... come on keep up slow bitch

1 aqouta 2017-12-13

Are you accusing me of having heroes?

1 izuerial 2017-12-13

Just goes to show you daddy is better then rocket man Kim. MAGA

1 ComedicSans 2017-12-13

Or that Americans are significantly more gullibility.

1 trjb 2017-12-13

Some people like the security I guess.

1 ComedicSans 2017-12-13

ALL PRAISE THE WALL!

1 AzorAhai69 2017-12-13

U must be a compete cuck to compare DRPK to USA. I know a North Korean who escaped, he literally ran out of the restaurant one time bc he thought one of the Asian waiters was a spy. That’s communism Bro. Hillary lost get over it

1 trjb 2017-12-13

Homie you have a pin-up of the president, you're like a parody. Come on, fess up, this is performance art.

1 AzorAhai69 2017-12-13

I got two hard rules I live by Hombre. I don't fuck with the devil and I never do performance art.

1 trjb 2017-12-13

Ah, a beaner, sorry about the wall maybe you can chain-immigrate your family before the wall. MAGA TWO SCOOPS TWO GENDER YEP TERMS

1 ay_what_up2 2017-12-13

OBVIOUS TROLL

1 king_kapeesh 2017-12-13

Trump didn’t have to starve much less hurt anyone to become President ... unless we’re talking “hurt feelings” in which case he’s a monster you sour little bitch ... we beat the Bush Dynasty and the Clinton Machine and now you’ll defend them ... Obama dropped a bomb equivalent to every eight seconds in office not to mention used savage mercenaries to topple Qaddafi and attempted to take out Assad because he knew the American public wouldn’t accept “boots on the ground” after Bush ... fun fact: we were at war in seven countries under Obama and not a peep ... he deported more illegals than Bush/Clinton/Bush/Reagan combined and knowing all of this it’s the BiG Mean Orange guy ... word up

1 trjb 2017-12-13

Boy that sentence really bussy blasted a bunch of faggot soyboys sucking a politicians dick. Keep yourself safe famalam.

1 king_kapeesh 2017-12-13

Don’t encourage them my guy ... they love it when men talk them stern and man handle them ... hell their hero Bernie wrote how women fantasize about being gang raped while with their husband ... sounds like he was warming his would be women up to be open to a some strange cuck-hold scenario ... needles to say they’re a weird bunch

1 trjb 2017-12-13

https://i.imgur.com/PmhD1km.gif

1 king_kapeesh 2017-12-13

Hah ... you must be American ... I love old 90s American films ... when I was young my cousins and I would watch this over and over ... to the point quotes became part of our vernacular ... still are ... I might not agree with your politics but I appreciate you posting this ... it put a smile on my face and for that I thank you that

1 SYLVANAS_IS_MY_WAIFU 2017-12-13

I got goosebumps when I saw a picture of the picture that gave you goosebumps and I thought well damn even when we didn’t like it Trump told us the truth about what would happen today ... we were right in wanting Moore and I’m sure Trump wanted Moore but when you have a f%!?ing time machine and you can’t tell your people how you know what you know but tell them at a rally a couple of months prior exactly how the guy will lose by being the victim of a relentless media smear campaign ... I have come to really respect and appreciate Moore but next time Trump says trust me this will happen if you go with this guy ... I’m going with what Trump says ... period

/u/king_kapeesh were you having a stroke when you posted this comment? Should someone call for help?

1 aqouta 2017-12-13

Oh he's stroking all right.

1 DannyLee90 2017-12-13

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1 king_kapeesh 2017-12-13

Trump didn’t say any of this at the rally he had for Luther Strange against Roy Moore a couple months back ... Roy Moore was his personal pick ... and Nate Silver said Hillary has a 98% chance of winning but Putin snuck into the country and voted for Trump personally and that’s what tipped the election ... whew that was close guys ... I’m fine now ... thanks for your concern ... see I’m saying the right things now ... I promise I’ll watch Ellen all work to make it up

1 doughboy011 2017-12-13

What does it take to be able to deep throat trump as hard as you do?

Fanaticism on this level is fascinating

1 king_kapeesh 2017-12-13

Outside of the “time machine” part which is kinda an inside joke ... which part was fantastical

1 barnfodder 2017-12-13

I generally stay away from T_D because I expect it to be a bunch of illiterate hateful nonsense.

It was worse than I expected.

1 Thhueros 2017-12-13

/u/azorahai69 explain how /r/the_donald is not a cult

1 JumbledFun 2017-12-13

0 bulge in that painting, very small penis

1 Protect_Me 2017-12-13

Usually the whole cult thing is a joke but this is something I'd expect to see in fucking Jonestown

1 ItsSugar 2017-12-13

I glanced up at my Trump portrait and suddenly got goosebumps

And they say people from /t/The_Donald aren't mentally deranged.

1 ay_what_up2 2017-12-13

literally who says that

1 AzorAhai69 2017-12-13

Maybe we are, at 500,000 strong, mostly gun owners too, more likely a paramilitary really. They called the Apostles and the the Founding Fathers cults. Rather be considered in a cult than be a cuck though.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-13

Dude, you aren't tough and nobody is scared of you.

1 ricardogce 2017-12-13

90% of you are too fat and/or old to be "a paramilitary really". You have guns instead of morning wood, congratulations.

1 AzorAhai69 2017-12-13

Lol really? Reverting to fat shaming, boner calling, and geriatric discrimination. Damn right we have guns, an old crippled 500lb ex marine is deadlier than 1,000 of you pink haired commy trannies!

1 ricardogce 2017-12-13

Chubs, you paid cash money for a hand-painted portrait of Donald Trump. I don't think there's anything you can say that will ever make you sound remotely tough, even if you had a glock aimed at my nuts.

1 AtheismTooStronk 2017-12-13

What the fuck did you just say about me you fucking bitch? I'll have you know...

1 doughboy011 2017-12-13

Almost there. Now what is your position on Mayos?

1 AzorAhai69 2017-12-13

Damn right, this will be a collectors piece in 69 years. Then whose laughing when I call in those A-10s and all u got is fidget spinners and pepper spray

1 trjb 2017-12-13

Be honest...youre playing a character right?

1 backltrack 2017-12-13

No one is dangerous at 500lbs unless they fall.

1 froibo 2017-12-13

Cults meant something different back then. It wasn't an insult. And no one called the founding fathers a cult.

1 buttermyself 2017-12-13

Hahaha, is this pasta?

1 kjmiller7 2017-12-13

Most Trumpets are unironically this retarded, so this is fresh pasta

1 duckraul2 2017-12-13

Al Donte

1 AzorAhai69 2017-12-13

Hope not I come in peace brah

1 KingNothing305 2017-12-13

They're taking that God Emperor thing a little too far.

1 RenegadeJoeson 2017-12-13

Hahahahaha the jokes just write themselves.

1 AzorAhai69 2017-12-13

I’ve literally done nothing to any of you, simply posted my opinion on a sub that holds similar views as my own. Only to be ostracized by someone creeping thru T/D towards Slander Mountiain for an easy cheapshot. I’ll still pray for u cunts tho

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-13

Hey babygirl it's gonna be okay ;)

1 doughboy011 2017-12-13

What can we say, we enjoy provoking autists who post on td.

Come back next week when we make SJWs reee at how we are literally hitler

1 AzorAhai69 2017-12-13

Not talking about the fucking Romans Captain Wiki

1 allendrio 2017-12-13

You just know he plays with his bussy while looking at that portrait.

1 froibo 2017-12-13

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_ancient_Roman_religion#cultus

Moron.