lol this guy is so hysterical over the Trump tweet he's forensically researching my history, using multiple accounts, creating drama posts and copy pasting the same essay over and over again.
Oh I see so you're going to double down on your retardation after being caught out. its a bold strategy. So I love trump, right? Though I want him to die in office, like, tonight. And Im not happy a child molester lost the Senate race? Right? talk about cringe. Send me more Doug Jones links for absolutely no reason except you're a troll failure. Do you have any more obscure items I can read? Love the guy!
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑 IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard dick 🍆😍! 1⃣cummy💦 2⃣cummy💦💦 3⃣cummy💦💦💦 4⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy cums💦 so much he can't cum any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁squishy☁ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎 Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 Get 5🔳 back, you're a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋 Get 10🔳 back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummie💦 criminal 🙆🔫🔫 bustin all the daddies👨🌽🍆 banks💰💴 Get 15🔳 back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacks💰💦 of CUMMIES💰💦 Get 20🔳 back, you're the 👑👑CUMMIE 💦💦💦 QUEEN👑👑 DICKCEMBER😫🍆☃ is cumming up santa's little hoes🎅🏼🎅🏼 you have ONE MONTH to find a daddy😍😋💦 👅 that will sure fill your stocking with his creamy eggnog😉🍆 so find those pair of jingle bells that you wanna rock around the christmas tree all night long🎄ride your daddy's reindeer all night like 🎅🏼 does with his sleigh ya slutty elf😫😉 so this DICKCEMBER be sure to suck on daddy's candy cane all day every day😋👅💦 💦💦Fuck me hard ❤️daddy💘❤️💦💦💯👌👈 I want your 😜😜gigantic cock🍆🍆 in my 🌟✨princess hole,👌👌👌💖 and I want you to 💥💥slam it in and out😍😍, fuck me good,💦💦💯💦🔥 I want you to 💗🌟hold me down😇😇 and fuck me👅💦👋🍑 until I can't take it anymore, 🔥🔥then keep going 💖daddy💖😊😊. By the time you're done,💦👌👈👈 I want your cock🍆🍆 to be 🔥🔥raw and throbbing💦💦👅, and all my holes filled😊😊😊
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oh look..."I got caught being a fucking moron aspie and not getting one thing right about this dude or his positions so ima hide behind copy pasta and hope nobody notices what a tard I am."
You see it works this way. Whenever I deal with a dipshit trying to drum up drama, I delete and repost the same comments to get weird fucks like you to freak out. Dont know why you lifers care so much but it works every time
Im so sad for you :( fail at alts, fail at trolling, fail at posting drama. wow, 2 whole upvotes!
Maybe post this convo next> . And all because REEEEE DADDY IS SEXIST BECAUSE HE SAID THE SAME SHIT TO MEN AND WOMEN! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! CALLING ALL ALTS!!!!
lol
You're not wrong. I'm an attractive guy who has a good friend who's... well, let's say, pretty unfortunate looking. So I'll put it like this -
I can go up to a woman at a bar, dry hump her leg, insult her and make fun of her outfit and she'll laugh at every single thing. My friend on the other hand, approaches them and offers to buy them a drink and gets nothing but death stares.
That's just one example. But man, the idea that women care about anything other than looks or money... haha, hahaha, no. At least as a guy I feel like we're generally pretty nice about turning away women we don't find attractive, but those ladies are fucking brutal.
lol this guy is so hysterical over the Trump tweet he's forensically researching my history, using multiple accounts, creating drama posts and copy pasting the same essay over and over again.
And holy shit, go outside...take a break. Your entire user history is composed of 100 comments an hour in r/drama broken up by 8-9 hours of sleep (dont quote me). rinse and repeat.
You're really bad at this. Im sperging out claiming Trumps tweets were sexist although he used the same language for everyone? Im upset about Jonesy? Jesus, the quality of power users around here have gone downhill. Try harder
lol this guy is so hysterical over the Trump tweet he's forensically researching my history, using multiple accounts, creating drama posts and copy pasting the same essay over and over again.
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1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
lol this guy is so hysterical over the Trump tweet he's forensically researching my history, using multiple accounts, creating drama posts and copy pasting the same essay over and over again.
1 stevemisor 2017-12-13
To be fair your REEE mocking posts are incredibly unfunny
mock screeching or posting smug memes is the modern "I bet you wouldn't say that to my face"
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
To be fair you're another Trump obsessive so Im shocked your enot amused about being mocked.
the fuck are you even doing in r/drama. WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS PLACE BECOME r/POLITICS?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Get Out! (not the movie)
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
talk about cringe
you have about 90 more comments to go this hour to fill your quota
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
SCREECH LOUDER PLS
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
**NO PROBLEM
**
MORE BOLD ALL CAPS PLEASE
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
You keep deleting comments and posting them again. Hmmm 🤔
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
And that matters why? other than to get you to REEEEEEE?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
DOUG JONES WON. GET OVER IT REEEE
Sounds better? 😂😂😂
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
Except Im happy with that result so try to figure out what's going on, you utter moron.
REEEEE So cringey, amirite?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/Doug_Jones_Flag.jpg
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
Oh I see so you're going to double down on your retardation after being caught out. its a bold strategy. So I love trump, right? Though I want him to die in office, like, tonight. And Im not happy a child molester lost the Senate race? Right? talk about cringe. Send me more Doug Jones links for absolutely no reason except you're a troll failure. Do you have any more obscure items I can read? Love the guy!
this is embarrassing. you're trying so so hard.
REEEEEE
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑 IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard dick 🍆😍! 1⃣cummy💦 2⃣cummy💦💦 3⃣cummy💦💦💦 4⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy cums💦 so much he can't cum any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don't be scared❌😖❌! There's always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁squishy☁ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 69 💯TRUE💯 Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummies💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎 Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT'S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you'll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 Get 5🔳 back, you're a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋 Get 10🔳 back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummie💦 criminal 🙆🔫🔫 bustin all the daddies👨🌽🍆 banks💰💴 Get 15🔳 back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacks💰💦 of CUMMIES💰💦 Get 20🔳 back, you're the 👑👑CUMMIE 💦💦💦 QUEEN👑👑 DICKCEMBER😫🍆☃ is cumming up santa's little hoes🎅🏼🎅🏼 you have ONE MONTH to find a daddy😍😋💦 👅 that will sure fill your stocking with his creamy eggnog😉🍆 so find those pair of jingle bells that you wanna rock around the christmas tree all night long🎄ride your daddy's reindeer all night like 🎅🏼 does with his sleigh ya slutty elf😫😉 so this DICKCEMBER be sure to suck on daddy's candy cane all day every day😋👅💦 💦💦Fuck me hard ❤️daddy💘❤️💦💦💯👌👈 I want your 😜😜gigantic cock🍆🍆 in my 🌟✨princess hole,👌👌👌💖 and I want you to 💥💥slam it in and out😍😍, fuck me good,💦💦💯💦🔥 I want you to 💗🌟hold me down😇😇 and fuck me👅💦👋🍑 until I can't take it anymore, 🔥🔥then keep going 💖daddy💖😊😊. By the time you're done,💦👌👈👈 I want your cock🍆🍆 to be 🔥🔥raw and throbbing💦💦👅, and all my holes filled😊😊😊
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
copypasta as soon as he figures out there's nothing left. Can you freak out over reposted comments one more time for old time's sake?
REEEEEE
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
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Y⭕️u're 👊👐✋just 🅱🅾rℹ️ng🙄😣.
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
can someone please link this convo to r/drama?
You might as well have saved all that time and effort and just reposted REEEEEEE over and over again (so cringey amirite!?).
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1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
oh look..."I got caught being a fucking moron aspie and not getting one thing right about this dude or his positions so ima hide behind copy pasta and hope nobody notices what a tard I am."
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
To be fair you're another Trump obsessive so Im totally shocked youre not amused about being mocked.
the fuck are you even doing in r/drama. WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS PLACE BECOME r/POLITICS?
1 dickblackliketoby 2017-12-13
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
I don't get it.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Exactly 😂
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
holy shit that was clever.
(can you teach me how to use emojis?)
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Quick tutorial https://i.imgur.com/SLw7Vzn.gif :)
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
I take it back. I don't want you to teach me.
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
I don't get it.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7jhqyf/comment/dr6hg7c/
This was your exact same comment but you deleted it. r u ok fam?
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
You see it works this way. Whenever I deal with a dipshit trying to drum up drama, I delete and repost the same comments to get weird fucks like you to freak out. Dont know why you lifers care so much but it works every time
REEEEEE
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Ok lol
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
As if you didnt freak out over it like the tard that you are. HEY GUYS GUYS HE'S DELETING COMMENTS AND REPOSTING THEM!!! GUYS!!!! lol
REEEEEEEE
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
No I didn't freak out. God bless. Thank you for you concern! ^ _ ^
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
to quote the great philosopher, Robert DeNiro: lil' bit....lil' bit.
HEY GUYS NO FAIR HE REPOSTED COMMENTS GUYS!!! GUYS WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!!!!? GUYS??
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
You tried :(
reply in a few weeks when you use this alt again to back yourself up.
1 dickblackliketoby 2017-12-13
Hows the krokodil these days?
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
Im so sad for you :( fail at alts, fail at trolling, fail at posting drama. wow, 2 whole upvotes!
Maybe post this convo next> . And all because REEEEE DADDY IS SEXIST BECAUSE HE SAID THE SAME SHIT TO MEN AND WOMEN! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! CALLING ALL ALTS!!!!
lol
You're not wrong. I'm an attractive guy who has a good friend who's... well, let's say, pretty unfortunate looking. So I'll put it like this -
I can go up to a woman at a bar, dry hump her leg, insult her and make fun of her outfit and she'll laugh at every single thing. My friend on the other hand, approaches them and offers to buy them a drink and gets nothing but death stares.
That's just one example. But man, the idea that women care about anything other than looks or money... haha, hahaha, no. At least as a guy I feel like we're generally pretty nice about turning away women we don't find attractive, but those ladies are fucking brutal.
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
lol this guy is so hysterical over the Trump tweet he's forensically researching my history, using multiple accounts, creating drama posts and copy pasting the same essay over and over again.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
/u/Tasteslikeass
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7jaquv/comment/dr6igxj/
Can you be anymore cringey?
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
/u/Ed_ButteredToast Im trying to keep up
And holy shit, go outside...take a break. Your entire user history is composed of 100 comments an hour in r/drama broken up by 8-9 hours of sleep (dont quote me). rinse and repeat.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Why do you keep deleting your comments? What a pussy.
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
everyone needs a hobby and mine is to trigger dramalords like you. works like a charm every time
REEEEEEE
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Umm no? You're on sperg for hours now. Pls get help. We all will (including Doug Jones) pray for you! 🙏
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
You're really bad at this. Im sperging out claiming Trumps tweets were sexist although he used the same language for everyone? Im upset about Jonesy? Jesus, the quality of power users around here have gone downhill. Try harder
REEEEEEE
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Tsk tsk tsk. Only Jesus can save you know :(
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
ooof. I just feel bad for you now
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
i already miss u ;(
1 shallowm 2017-12-13
Imagine being this retarded.
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
imagine being so easily triggered.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
You don't have to m8 lol
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
no shit "m8" lol. GUYS GUYS HES REPOSTING COMMENTS!!! GUYS!!!!
can you hide behind more copy pasta, por favor
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
/u/Ed_ButteredToast
Im trying to keep up
Weird how REEEEEE is only "cringey" in my case. I thought Aspies were also pedants?
1 shallowm 2017-12-13
You missed all the main spergouts:
Main spergout
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
/u/Ed_ButteredToast
Im trying to keep up
Weird how REEEEEE is only "cringey" in my case. I thought Aspies were also pedants?
you tried :(
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
lol you sad faggot
now post some copy pasta to cover for your faggotry but use this account.
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-13
lol this guy is so hysterical over the Trump tweet he's forensically researching my history, using multiple accounts, creating drama posts and copy pasting the same essay over and over again.