This sub is so low effort, the top posts every day are tweets from Trump. And you're whining about creativity? Go drink bleach and die in a gas station bathroom, faggot.
The reason I originally endorsed Luther Strange (and his numbers went up mightily), is that I said Roy Moore will not be able to win the General Election. I was right! Roy worked hard but the deck was stacked against him!
3:22 AM - 13 Dec 2017 | 4,098 Retweets 17,317 Likes
Question from non-American. How were you guys so retarded that you managed to elect a rich attention-seeking reality TV show host as your fucking president? Over a year later and it still gives me a WTF moment whenever the phrase "President Trump" is mentioned.
Serious post:
The democrats platformed a remarkably gone deaf candidate and campaigned like a bunch of idiots.
The other candidate, Bernie can still win Sanders, was pretty far left by American standards, and the democrats decided the platforming a self avowed Jewish socialist probably would look bad for them, but this sucked the air out of any actually motivated voters for the dems.
On the other hand Trump said a lot of things that sounded good to the poor white people here, and was always in people’s heads due to the media coverage.
For a lot of establishment republicans, who hated Hillary and bill, it was a choice between Trump and Hillary and they chose Trump, and for a lot of democrats, any energy that they had died when they realized Hillary was probably the worst candidate to put up that year and she was a totally unlikeable insider, so people just didn’t vote.
In reality, the DNC shot themselves in the foot by running a candidate who’d platform was essentially “I’m not as bad as the other guy”. The reason Obama won was because he gave people a reason to vote for him.
this is also the first election where social media played a massive role. cambridge analytics help trumpy nail in on how to cut up the market and nail down votes.
The post 2008 US economy it's shit for maybe 1/3 of the population, great for a third with a middle of 40%, a fairly large section of that 40% fear going downwardly mobile and them or their kids ending up in the lower third. Under these conditions people turn against the establishment who weren't serving them and towards their groups, also hating outgroups more.
The uniquely stupid American political funding system means that all you have to do to be able to run is be rich or have the patronage of some rich people.
Trump exploited these, he is rich so he could pretty much say what he wanted compared the the milky career lackeys in the republican party, he made a massive play for white voters promising them a return to pre NAFTA employment levels and all sorts of other stuff. His narrative was "I'm an asshole but things have gotten so bad that you need an asshole looking out for you" the entire establishment being against him helped him.
The democrats had basically handed the party over to Clinton to get her to drop out early after Obama squeeked a win over her, she raised a huge amount of cash and thought she didn't have to do anything to win because of this and trump was so shit, she misjudged the mood massively and based her campaign on picking g up middle class republicans, trump managed to keep most of those and flip millions of working class white Obama voters.
Yeah she played all her cards right in terms of backstage manoeuvring but mugged herself on actually getting support. She lost against arguably the worst candidate put up by one of the two parties in several decades, possibility in modern history.
By every measure she had a shoe in, she raised almost double the amount of cash, had the support of all the big papers and pretty much the whole US establishment, her team was run by highly paid professionals with a huge staff vs one made up of tier 5 flunkeys who's strategy was based on stuffing their candidate full of big Macs and diet Coke.
It has to be the worst result in modern US history.
Don't forget they put in a lot of effort getting Trump selected as a candidate behind the scenes. Two decades of preparation, lost to an opponent she selected herself.
Julian Assange 🧢
@RealAssange
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
I’m just curious as to how many illegal aliens and deceased persons managed to cast votes for #DougJones?
Lol of course Assange was rooting for the pedophile
If there was still any doubt that he's been cucked by daddy vladdy this removes it
The reply from Assange is such a nice touch. Especially since it claims the Democrats rigged the election in a state that is more or less run from the top down by the GOP with the exception of a few local governments.
Honestly I think the GOP rigged this election by not rigging it for the first time in years. Now they can loudly proclaim "SEE LOOK! We don't rig elections because we lost in Alabama!" while rigging every following election.
The line has finally been drawn for politics in the deep South: if you openly reminisce about slave times, prey on 14 year olds at age 30 and desire to make homosexuality illegal all at once, only then can you manage to lose an election to a normal Democrat... By around two points.
If Moore had not had the pedo allegations dropped on him he would have won regardless of who Trump endorsed. If McConnell hadn't used republican congressional campaign funds to meddle in the primary in an attempt to keep Luther Strange in that senate seat Mo Brooks probably would have won the primary and we would not have had this sideshow. As tough as it is losing a senate seat, Moore losing is probably better for republicans in the long run. Most of the accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior in the political sphere have been against democrats. The democrats will probably end up regretting that they opened this can of worms, because it may have gotten them a senate seat but it's probably going to hurt them in the long run.
105 comments
1 largetime 2017-12-13
Daddy Offense Force REEEEEporting for duty!
1 Strictlybutters 2017-12-13
That's only slightly more creative than mommy defense forces. Feel like you can do better tbh
1 largetime 2017-12-13
This sub is so low effort, the top posts every day are tweets from Trump. And you're whining about creativity? Go drink bleach and die in a gas station bathroom, faggot.
1 Strictlybutters 2017-12-13
Why U mad?
1 largetime 2017-12-13
No tolerance for heroin babies like you.
1 Strictlybutters 2017-12-13
Now that's just plain rude
1 Matues49 2017-12-13
Why? Is there an existing sense of rivalry between them and the meth baby community?
1 MG87 2017-12-13
Lol u mad?
1 MG87 2017-12-13
Is Reee the sound you make when someone ass fucks you?
1 scatmunchies 2017-12-13
Here we go. Gotta protect that ego.
1 GallowPubes 2017-12-13
Lol Anderson Cooper is mad.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Beep boop I'm a bot!
♿️ Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
3:22 AM - 13 Dec 2017 | 4,098 Retweets 17,317 Likes
1 NeeBluestem 2017-12-13
I see you've got another "day off from work", ed.
Account age 3 min.
1 glmox 2017-12-13
lol
1 PantherChamp 2017-12-13
You forgot the best part:
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Inb4 /u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu
1 Matues49 2017-12-13
Ed, tell the truth, is u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu your Trumpist split personality?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Hey don't interrupt out romance mmmm k? We've a special something going on expressed in our own special way! My boo <3
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-13
I'm disappointed I am waking up in a world where homosexual love is still illegal.
MOORE 2018
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
And pedophilia is still looked down upon! SAD!
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-13
Imagine being this retarded
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Roy Moore didn't have to :p
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-13
I'm sure he'd be fuckin' retarded if she was young enough
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-12-13
Thankfully Moore lost, so pedophilia is still illegal.
1 MG87 2017-12-13
Good shit post
1 Why_We_Need_Islam 2017-12-13
1 TheEquimanthorn 2017-12-13
On a scale of 1-10 how open are you to the idea of hate fucking with u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu, preferably filming it for our enjoyment?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
🅱
1 TheEquimanthorn 2017-12-13
Roy Moore is getting cucked harder than the average r/drama user on a Saturday night.
1 SDIHTD 2017-12-13
Reported for doxxing.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-12-13
Doxxing retards is my kink.
1 Think_Once 2017-12-13
If anyone wants to dox him, his IP is 127.0.0.1.
1 Tobans 2017-12-13
No, that's mine.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Don't like losing politicians too so that's hardly surprising ¯\_(ツ) _/¯
1 nqtbty 2017-12-13
Being cucked still requires being in some sort of intimate relationship with another human being.
1 onefingerattack 2017-12-13
Question from non-American. How were you guys so retarded that you managed to elect a rich attention-seeking reality TV show host as your fucking president? Over a year later and it still gives me a WTF moment whenever the phrase "President Trump" is mentioned.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Serious answer?
treating politics like sports
conservative ideology
This is all you need to know
1 zergling_Lester 2017-12-13
I'd sooo enjoy watching another https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nika_riots
1 accounttttttttt 2017-12-13
america is a shithole and only going to get worse. may as well make its decline funny.
1 respaaaaaj 2017-12-13
We haven't implemented a one child policy for white trash yet.
1 RetardedMannequin 2017-12-13
I'm new but I thought drama was about mayocide so that's all whites then.
1 respaaaaaj 2017-12-13
The rest of the Mayos will cuck themselves out of existence, but this way we can let heroin meth and inbreeding take care of the white trash.
1 RetardedMannequin 2017-12-13
What kind of fucking half measure is that?
Did Hitler decide he'd let the Jewish question solve itself? If you're going to solve the white question,have enough balls to see it through properly.
1 respaaaaaj 2017-12-13
We gotta save the big booty'd white chicks for the basketball americans tho.
1 RetardedMannequin 2017-12-13
Get rid of the men and keep the women. Can't argue with some good old fashioned chattel slavery so I'll get on board with the idea.
1 D4ddyDr4m4 2017-12-13
It’s fucked how many of /r/dramas ideas I’m on board with tonight
1 RetardedMannequin 2017-12-13
Raperations. Don't knock it til you've tried it.
1 D4ddyDr4m4 2017-12-13
Oh I’ve tried it. I’m street shitter brown. I keep my own harem
1 RetardedMannequin 2017-12-13
There ya go. Every struggle snuggle is a step in the right direction.
1 TheEquimanthorn 2017-12-13
PAWGs are honorary non-mayos.
1 D4ddyDr4m4 2017-12-13
Amen
1 Namenamenamenamena 2017-12-13
A Red Sox fan saying this is like a downie asking for eugenics.
1 respaaaaaj 2017-12-13
Please I'm from Maine, the part between North Massachusetts and North Alabama. Almost 8% of my town isn't white.
1 saintisbabyye 2017-12-13
There's a part of Maine that isn't North Alabama?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-13
At least you're from the Northeast, unlike most RS fans.
1 respaaaaaj 2017-12-13
Those are all ex Yankees fans lol
1 izuerial 2017-12-13
Serious post: The democrats platformed a remarkably gone deaf candidate and campaigned like a bunch of idiots.
The other candidate, Bernie can still win Sanders, was pretty far left by American standards, and the democrats decided the platforming a self avowed Jewish socialist probably would look bad for them, but this sucked the air out of any actually motivated voters for the dems.
On the other hand Trump said a lot of things that sounded good to the poor white people here, and was always in people’s heads due to the media coverage.
For a lot of establishment republicans, who hated Hillary and bill, it was a choice between Trump and Hillary and they chose Trump, and for a lot of democrats, any energy that they had died when they realized Hillary was probably the worst candidate to put up that year and she was a totally unlikeable insider, so people just didn’t vote.
In reality, the DNC shot themselves in the foot by running a candidate who’d platform was essentially “I’m not as bad as the other guy”. The reason Obama won was because he gave people a reason to vote for him.
1 D4ddyDr4m4 2017-12-13
1 lickedTators 2017-12-13
That wasn't the platform. The platform was "4 more years of boring normality!" And people prefer drama, apparently.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-12-13
This is pretty good drama, youve got to admit.
1 londonagain 2017-12-13
this is also the first election where social media played a massive role. cambridge analytics help trumpy nail in on how to cut up the market and nail down votes.
1 trjb 2017-12-13
They ran an even more unlikable candidate against him. Plus rural people like trolling coastal elites. Yes it's very dumb.
1 Neronoah 2017-12-13
Say what you want about HRC, but she was more liked than Trump by a small margin.
1 trjb 2017-12-13
She was voted for slightly more but I don't think her voters liked her more than Trump voters did. She's boring, and seems like kind of a bitch.
1 Neronoah 2017-12-13
There are polls about the subject (if you trust them, of course).
1 trjb 2017-12-13
I don't trust anyone saying that they liked Hilldog, preferred her to Trump sure, but liked her as a person...? Liking politicians is for the birds.
1 ricksansmorty 2017-12-13
That small margin was not present in the electoral system which has a bias towards rural areas.
1 Neronoah 2017-12-13
I know that. It kind of makes me remember how screwed up was voting in the UK at the 19th century (well, it's not there yet).
1 ricksansmorty 2017-12-13
It's almost as if the US uses an outdated 18th century voting system.
1 londonagain 2017-12-13
as a non-american too, he's great. best entertainment ever.
1 geraldodelrivero 2017-12-13
Things got boring since the Cold War ended.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-12-13
This GWOT stuff really isnt the same.
1 EzraKleinVox 2017-12-13
No one knows
1 lurker093287h 2017-12-13
The post 2008 US economy it's shit for maybe 1/3 of the population, great for a third with a middle of 40%, a fairly large section of that 40% fear going downwardly mobile and them or their kids ending up in the lower third. Under these conditions people turn against the establishment who weren't serving them and towards their groups, also hating outgroups more.
The uniquely stupid American political funding system means that all you have to do to be able to run is be rich or have the patronage of some rich people.
Trump exploited these, he is rich so he could pretty much say what he wanted compared the the milky career lackeys in the republican party, he made a massive play for white voters promising them a return to pre NAFTA employment levels and all sorts of other stuff. His narrative was "I'm an asshole but things have gotten so bad that you need an asshole looking out for you" the entire establishment being against him helped him.
The democrats had basically handed the party over to Clinton to get her to drop out early after Obama squeeked a win over her, she raised a huge amount of cash and thought she didn't have to do anything to win because of this and trump was so shit, she misjudged the mood massively and based her campaign on picking g up middle class republicans, trump managed to keep most of those and flip millions of working class white Obama voters.
1 nqtbty 2017-12-13
I mean her strategy almost got her the presidency in a GOP-favored election...
1 lurker093287h 2017-12-13
Yeah she played all her cards right in terms of backstage manoeuvring but mugged herself on actually getting support. She lost against arguably the worst candidate put up by one of the two parties in several decades, possibility in modern history.
By every measure she had a shoe in, she raised almost double the amount of cash, had the support of all the big papers and pretty much the whole US establishment, her team was run by highly paid professionals with a huge staff vs one made up of tier 5 flunkeys who's strategy was based on stuffing their candidate full of big Macs and diet Coke.
It has to be the worst result in modern US history.
1 die_rattin 2017-12-13
Don't forget they put in a lot of effort getting Trump selected as a candidate behind the scenes. Two decades of preparation, lost to an opponent she selected herself.
1 cheers_grills 2017-12-13
It was either that, or WW3. Russia and USA nuking each other sounds more fun but some retards think otherwise.
1 Matues49 2017-12-13
Watching the explosions from afar/ a satelite would be fun, but dealing with the radioactive fallout & the nuclear winter would be a real bitch.
1 Fieryfrogs6969blaze 2017-12-13
We wanted a Daddy, not a robot mommy
1 lurker093287h 2017-12-13
Is that the two Julian assange replying with a comforting conspiracy there.
1 MG87 2017-12-13
Guest appearance by Trump's personal fluffer Julian Assanage:
1 elsiedeez 2017-12-13
It's hilarious that it took Trump to get college kids on reddit to realize that that guy is a joke.
1 nightmarey512reborn 2017-12-13
It's a parody account.
1 elsiedeez 2017-12-13
I think you can say that about the guy in general.
1 xoiz 2017-12-13
And that's why there's literally nothing wrong with FAKE NEWS, fuckboys will literally double down when confronted with facts.
1 elsiedeez 2017-12-13
what
1 AreYouDeaf 2017-12-13
AND THAT'S WHY THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH FAKE NEWS, FUCKBOYS WILL LITERALLY DOUBLE DOWN WHEN CONFRONTED WITH FACTS.
1 Draxxic 2017-12-13
Thank you, I couldn't hear the question the first time either
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-13
Can you have a parody of a joke?
1 bass- 2017-12-13
that is a fake account not real assange
1 colonel-o-popcorn 2017-12-13
Lol of course Assange was rooting for the pedophile
If there was still any doubt that he's been cucked by daddy vladdy this removes it
1 Matues49 2017-12-13
Rapist solidarity. Degens gotta stick together or (literally) hanged seperately.
1 youpostyoudie 2017-12-13
That's a parody account.
1 beskargamkote 2017-12-13
@realdonaldtrump is technically a parody account if you think about it
1 Mamalgam 2017-12-13
parody account, you got bussy blasted
1 colonel-o-popcorn 2017-12-13
RIP
1 MG87 2017-12-13
The deck was stacked against the Alabama Republican?
1 nqtbty 2017-12-13
Yeah. There is widespread discrimination against the pedes.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-12-13
The reply from Assange is such a nice touch. Especially since it claims the Democrats rigged the election in a state that is more or less run from the top down by the GOP with the exception of a few local governments.
1 nqtbty 2017-12-13
I mean on the surface yeah but open your eyes to the fact that the deep state is controlled by Obama's goons...
1 ralpher313 2017-12-13
Hey, remember when the US president didn't say something dumb every day? Seems like such a distant time.
1 BIFL_Cellophane 2017-12-13
Honestly I think the GOP rigged this election by not rigging it for the first time in years. Now they can loudly proclaim "SEE LOOK! We don't rig elections because we lost in Alabama!" while rigging every following election.
5D checkmate.
1 ricardogce 2017-12-13
Based on the amount of overcompensating Donnie does, I'm gonna say... An inch. Around.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-12-13
I hope that Trump's brain is preserved after his death. I want to see what's in there.
1 Meowing_Cows 2017-12-13
The line has finally been drawn for politics in the deep South: if you openly reminisce about slave times, prey on 14 year olds at age 30 and desire to make homosexuality illegal all at once, only then can you manage to lose an election to a normal Democrat... By around two points.
This is what progress looks like, amigos.
1 jubbergun 2017-12-13
If Moore had not had the pedo allegations dropped on him he would have won regardless of who Trump endorsed. If McConnell hadn't used republican congressional campaign funds to meddle in the primary in an attempt to keep Luther Strange in that senate seat Mo Brooks probably would have won the primary and we would not have had this sideshow. As tough as it is losing a senate seat, Moore losing is probably better for republicans in the long run. Most of the accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior in the political sphere have been against democrats. The democrats will probably end up regretting that they opened this can of worms, because it may have gotten them a senate seat but it's probably going to hurt them in the long run.