See I wanted to tell you i'd be away for a while and apparently now it's gonna be on and off like this for a few months. If I just said it to you, you wouldn't believe me :p
Really? /u/ed_butteredtoast, literally the longest time you've gone between posts is 4-6 hours. When is your next week long "vacation"?
Something tells me you were lying!
Between this and the shitty discord app that tanks my battery plus 3 chat groups on messenger and telegram, shit gets weird for me and my phone lol. So sorry! :( maybe somewhere in the near future? Plus 2 other guys also PM'd me so sorry to those dudes too.
Like it was fun for a while but now it's all r/sadcringe material tbh. r/drama is already shitty enough. I'm gonna mute him just so he can stop sperging. Lol. It's embarrassing. Β―_(γ) _/Β―
The problem is, I do NOT think the quality of bullying he is receiving is top notch. So with your help, I will be able to buy a plane ticket and bully Ed in person. I will even blast his bussy on YouTube live for the world to see.
I will personally delete my account if there is ever irrefutable proof that Ed isn't a fat NEET in his late 20's that survives off of government payments.
There is nothing remotely racist about this post. Blacks do go into the woods to enjoy the outdoors through activities like hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, etc... But, blacks only make up about 13% of the population of America. Also, not many blacks actually go into the woods; only a very small percentage of them are active in the wild outdoors. Therefore, I suspect that of all of the humans that regularly go into the woods in North America, probably less than 1% of them are black.
Why bring this up? My point here is that Bigfoot is not used to seeing black folks. This may provoke certain responses by a Sasquatch when it sees a black person, such as:
Confusion
Fear
Trepidation
Curiosity
I believe that all of these are responses that can work to our advantage. All of these potential responses will cause a Bigfoot some amount of pause, and this slight pause may be the difference between getting off a kill shot and not.
The fact is, sasquatch does not regularly see black people. Chances are better than not that when a Squatch sees a black person that it will be the first time it has ever seen one. It may get scared and freak out, or it may stand there and stare. As a practical matter I think that a technique worth trying is to take a black person on some hunts. See how the Squatch population reacts to the black person and take note. I am aware of no other groups that have tried this, so I will be very interested to see the results.
There are all sorts of variations on this concept. The goal here is to throw a Bigfoot off balance with some sort of odd occurrence in the woods. The idea is to create a weird scene in an area where Bigfoot are present and which is not threatening to the creature. At the same time, you want it to perplex the BF to the point where it is standing there just scratching its head at the spectacle. While this is going on we will have snipers strategically placed whose job is to locate the Sasquatch and to put a bullet in the animal's head.
Here are some other ideas I have to cause a Bigfoot to pause due to confusion:
Outdoors sex/orgy: Get some skanky swingers group together and get them into the woods to screw and orgy in a Bigfoot hotspot. This will really pique a scratch's interest. At some point a Squatch will stick out its head to see what the fuck all that sucking and slapping noise is, then one of our snipers blows his brain out!
Poker game in the woods: same concept as the orgy but less gross. It probably will take longer to attract a Squatch.
Strange looking people: these are people that Squatch are not used to seeing. For example, dress up like a party clown and walk around in a hotspot zone juggling bowling pins.
Fighting: put together a group of low-life fight-club types, take them into the woods and let them fight. The noise and weird scene will generate some Bigfoot interest.
Some believe that Sasquatch are something like forest ninjas: fast and stealthy. I think that if you do something truly weird then we may be able to confuse and agitate the animal. Confusion and agitation does not comport with stealth and concealment. Therefore, we take the Squatch's advantage away from it. This will make it t more likely to show itself and, thereby, give us a shot at it.
Society view femoids as the benevolent creatures of light that can do no wrong. They think that cum dumpsters are nothing but angels that should be compensated and put in a godlike pedestals because they happen to be born with a vagina. But society is wrong. Bitches are nothing but natural born psycho(paths). They are pure and utter evil, who have no thoughts or feelings and should be seen as the malevolent creatures they truly are.
Here are the reasons why:
Femoids pretend to be victims whenever they want so they can get their way.
Femoids accuse men of false ra(pe) allegations only to get them convicted for a lifetime.
Femoids are hypocritical creatures that say one thing only to do the complete opposite.
Femoids are pathological liars who never say the truth; which is why you can't believe anything that comes out of their mouths.
Femoids are masters manipulators who will exploit innocent souls to get what they want.
Femoids treat a large percentage of the population (ugly men) as subhuman.
Femoid are racists who solely reject men due their race.
Femoids are hypergamous sluts who reject men of their own footing for genetically superior males.
Femoid love shaming/rejecting men due to things that they have no control of (example: looks, height, cawk size, and etc).
Femoids will reject a man because he is a virigin.
Femoids are not capable of loving or caring towards men, unless the man is Chad/Tyrone/Chang.
Femoids are serial killers who end the life's of thousands and thousands of unborn children.
Femoids are child abusers who put their children in hormone therapy in a very young age.
Femoids take away attention from males oriented mental illnesses such as depression only to make it about themselves.
Femoids condemn countless of men to suuicide and feel nothing about it.
Femoids are all unloyal and untrustworthy cunts who will cheat no matter how good they appear to be.
Femoids are gold-digging whores who marry men solely due to money only to divorce them and take half of their shit.
Femoids are deceptive cunts who show a facade of false emotions to a man only to lead him on and use him to get what they wants.
Femoids take joy in bullying, shaming, mocking ugly men whenever they can.
Femoid appear to show that they are creatures of emotion and compassion, but only in an attempt of virtue signalling so they can show the world how kind they are.
Femoids only want a small part of the population to reproduce.
Femoid not only take part in degenerate acts, but encourage others to do the same, which leads to the destruction of society.
Femoids say that they care about Incels but won't provide them with sex.
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If there is one man on this Earth who I hate more than anyone else, it might just be /u/Ed_ButteredToast. He is an unfunny "comedian" (if you can even call him that) who focuses on childish antics, random movements, and weird sounds in an attempt to be funny. He is best described as a combination of the worst parts of Jim Carey and the worst parts of the former Youtube sensation "Fred". When his jokes don't entirely fall flat, they simply just make fun of actual serious issues such as the rising rate of suicide. It is for these reasons that I deduce that this disgrace is merely a sociopath bent on widespread attention.
Now, many of you are probably thinking, "Hey, /u/wokeaspie, sounds like you're describing yourself there." Well, you would be right, it does sound exactly like that. And, ashamedly, that means /u/Ed_ButteredToast acts like I would in /r/Drama. Now, if I were in /r/Drama, would you think I was funny? That's all the proof you need that you should hate this man as much as I do. Maybe /u/Ed_ButteredToast should follow his own advice detailed in his copypasta "Kill Yourself".
We all know your fixation on Edward is a result of her rejections of your sexual advances. But itβs okay, /u/Jasonjewnova has a harem of dumb fucking goys you can bone.
Bullying people on Reddit is sub par bullying. You're supposed to do it on Twitter where it has the most impact, like it did that porn star, or that funny looking racist boy.
97 comments
1 WavySalpinctes 2017-12-13
Really? /u/ed_butteredtoast, literally the longest time you've gone between posts is 4-6 hours. When is your next week long "vacation"?
Something tells me you were lying!
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-13
Imagine being an /u/Ed_ButteredToast stalker
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
/u/lovemesometoasts can relate a wee bit π
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-13
If I had stalking tendencies, you'd be on my list too bb
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
<3
1 bliggurdor 2017-12-13
Imagine being one of Ed's little toady followers.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-13
Um pls don't insult my life partner, tyvm
1 bliggurdor 2017-12-13
Drama power users assemble! Cast group protection spell!
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-13
Ty honey <3
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-13
Np my love, I can't wait until you transition so we can be 2gether <3
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-13
It's pretty sweet tbh she pays us in doge coin (v hot rn you probably were unaware lol)
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-13
Hey guys, I'm starting a GoFund me on behalf of /u/Ed_Butteredtoast.
This fund is because he has been bullied.
The problem is, I do NOT think the quality of bullying he is receiving is top notch. So with your help, I will be able to buy a plane ticket and bully Ed in person. I will even blast his bussy on YouTube live for the world to see.
Please donate today!
1 Think_Once 2017-12-13
Link to the fund.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2017-12-13
I like the nice round amount of $2700 being one of the preset options.
1 Think_Once 2017-12-13
It's the max amount an individual can donate to a candidate of a federal election.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
TIL!
Better not be a bamboozle considering its r/drama
1 Think_Once 2017-12-13
It's not.
https://transition.fec.gov/pages/brochures/citizens.shtml
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Thank u!
1 disgruntled_chode 2017-12-13
Plebs.
1 aqouta 2017-12-13
Are people still too stupid to use monero?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Stop shilling for monero dude!
1 aqouta 2017-12-13
It's the only way to stop guberment gimmes
1 rewind45 2017-12-13
1 DannyLee90 2017-12-13
I will personally delete my account if there is ever irrefutable proof that Ed isn't a fat NEET in his late 20's that survives off of government payments.
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-13
/u/Ed_Butteredtoast please prove Sasquatch is real.
1 trjb 2017-12-13
There is nothing remotely racist about this post. Blacks do go into the woods to enjoy the outdoors through activities like hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, etc... But, blacks only make up about 13% of the population of America. Also, not many blacks actually go into the woods; only a very small percentage of them are active in the wild outdoors. Therefore, I suspect that of all of the humans that regularly go into the woods in North America, probably less than 1% of them are black.
Why bring this up? My point here is that Bigfoot is not used to seeing black folks. This may provoke certain responses by a Sasquatch when it sees a black person, such as:
Confusion
Fear
Trepidation
Curiosity
I believe that all of these are responses that can work to our advantage. All of these potential responses will cause a Bigfoot some amount of pause, and this slight pause may be the difference between getting off a kill shot and not.
The fact is, sasquatch does not regularly see black people. Chances are better than not that when a Squatch sees a black person that it will be the first time it has ever seen one. It may get scared and freak out, or it may stand there and stare. As a practical matter I think that a technique worth trying is to take a black person on some hunts. See how the Squatch population reacts to the black person and take note. I am aware of no other groups that have tried this, so I will be very interested to see the results.
There are all sorts of variations on this concept. The goal here is to throw a Bigfoot off balance with some sort of odd occurrence in the woods. The idea is to create a weird scene in an area where Bigfoot are present and which is not threatening to the creature. At the same time, you want it to perplex the BF to the point where it is standing there just scratching its head at the spectacle. While this is going on we will have snipers strategically placed whose job is to locate the Sasquatch and to put a bullet in the animal's head.
Here are some other ideas I have to cause a Bigfoot to pause due to confusion:
Outdoors sex/orgy: Get some skanky swingers group together and get them into the woods to screw and orgy in a Bigfoot hotspot. This will really pique a scratch's interest. At some point a Squatch will stick out its head to see what the fuck all that sucking and slapping noise is, then one of our snipers blows his brain out!
Poker game in the woods: same concept as the orgy but less gross. It probably will take longer to attract a Squatch.
Strange looking people: these are people that Squatch are not used to seeing. For example, dress up like a party clown and walk around in a hotspot zone juggling bowling pins.
Fighting: put together a group of low-life fight-club types, take them into the woods and let them fight. The noise and weird scene will generate some Bigfoot interest.
Some believe that Sasquatch are something like forest ninjas: fast and stealthy. I think that if you do something truly weird then we may be able to confuse and agitate the animal. Confusion and agitation does not comport with stealth and concealment. Therefore, we take the Squatch's advantage away from it. This will make it t more likely to show itself and, thereby, give us a shot at it.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
/u/shallowm you likey? Rate it for me!
1 shallowm 2017-12-13
Decent pasta, not the best time to use it though.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Same!
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-13
Can we shoot the clowns? This sounds like a fun survival game.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
It's real! Believe me! I have the best memory!
1 rewind45 2017-12-13
No joke, rumors are Ed is an asian girl. Not fucking with you.
1 aqouta 2017-12-13
That's not possible.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-13
It actually makes sense to me. Either that or an anthropomorphic young cat
1 ima-kitty 2017-12-13
Ha! I'd like this too tbh
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Of course you would π
1 ima-kitty 2017-12-13
Oh wow, I'd love that. Asian chicks are my favorite thing to objectify.
1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-12-13
u/ed_butteredtoast :3
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Oh how the turn tables ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ ) Ν‘Β°
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Being a woman of color? REEEEEEEEE
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Yes daddy! I've been very naughty lately π
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-13
Just promise to recite pastas as I go to town on you.
It's the only way I can sustain a chubby.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Well aren't you a kinky little fucker! Mmmmm
1 CultOfCuck 2017-12-13
Sounds like Redtube material tho
1 rentqt 2017-12-13
I don't know whats worse, Ed's shit posting or your shitposts about Ed
1 trjb 2017-12-13
What?! r/drama meta bullshit is the best drama.
1 rentqt 2017-12-13
Maybe when it's actual drama π
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
See!! You made this gentleman sad! I've heard SRD is the better drama sub π
1 DannyLee90 2017-12-13
Shut your whore mouth, Ed.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Make me daddy!
1 trjb 2017-12-13
Can yourself.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
No I will not YIELD to TERRORISTS
1 trjb 2017-12-13
You yield to bussy terrorists all the time, liar.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Ew!
1 trjb 2017-12-13
Go back to party city bitch.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
You kiss yor mother with that mouth? Discusting!
1 trjb 2017-12-13
No one kisses their mother north of the mason-dixon line.
1 rentqt 2017-12-13
It's better when I need an undeserved boost to my superiority complex π
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
I understand you bb π
1 aqouta 2017-12-13
The trick is that they're also an ed alt, so they're both ed shitposting.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN
1 SethRichOrDieTryin 2017-12-13
#teamtoast\
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
r/TeamBotchlings
1 Tobans 2017-12-13
impure
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
I use Reddit on my phone lol.
1 Tobans 2017-12-13
post fonepix
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Huh? It's an 6S+ if that is what you meant?
1 Tobans 2017-12-13
oh baby. that's hot
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Mans not hot. Mans never hot! π‘π€
1 Tobans 2017-12-13
Don't be a thot. Spread that butter.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Swoons
You have a way with words π
1 pepperouchau 2017-12-13
He's a femoid??? Wtf I hate ed now.
1 SDIHTD 2017-12-13
Ed makes a huge point of pretending to be a woman for a few days or so after getting BTFO by someone.
1 better_bot 2017-12-13
Not even girls are that annoying.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
>incelfemoidevilpasta.txtFound it!!!
Reasons why women are the embodiment of evil
Society view femoids as the benevolent creatures of light that can do no wrong. They think that cum dumpsters are nothing but angels that should be compensated and put in a godlike pedestals because they happen to be born with a vagina. But society is wrong. Bitches are nothing but natural born psycho(paths). They are pure and utter evil, who have no thoughts or feelings and should be seen as the malevolent creatures they truly are.
Here are the reasons why:
Femoids pretend to be victims whenever they want so they can get their way.
Femoids accuse men of false ra(pe) allegations only to get them convicted for a lifetime.
Femoids are hypocritical creatures that say one thing only to do the complete opposite.
Femoids are pathological liars who never say the truth; which is why you can't believe anything that comes out of their mouths.
Femoids are masters manipulators who will exploit innocent souls to get what they want.
Femoids treat a large percentage of the population (ugly men) as subhuman.
Femoid are racists who solely reject men due their race.
Femoids are hypergamous sluts who reject men of their own footing for genetically superior males.
Femoid love shaming/rejecting men due to things that they have no control of (example: looks, height, cawk size, and etc).
Femoids will reject a man because he is a virigin.
Femoids are not capable of loving or caring towards men, unless the man is Chad/Tyrone/Chang.
Femoids are serial killers who end the life's of thousands and thousands of unborn children.
Femoids are child abusers who put their children in hormone therapy in a very young age.
Femoids take away attention from males oriented mental illnesses such as depression only to make it about themselves.
Femoids condemn countless of men to suuicide and feel nothing about it.
Femoids are all unloyal and untrustworthy cunts who will cheat no matter how good they appear to be.
Femoids are gold-digging whores who marry men solely due to money only to divorce them and take half of their shit.
Femoids are deceptive cunts who show a facade of false emotions to a man only to lead him on and use him to get what they wants.
Femoids take joy in bullying, shaming, mocking ugly men whenever they can.
Femoid appear to show that they are creatures of emotion and compassion, but only in an attempt of virtue signalling so they can show the world how kind they are.
Femoids only want a small part of the population to reproduce.
Femoid not only take part in degenerate acts, but encourage others to do the same, which leads to the destruction of society.
Femoids say that they care about Incels but won't provide them with sex.
1 pepperouchau 2017-12-13
Get out of my inbox, roastie
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
I'll give you an offer...
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1 IneedSomeThrowaway 2017-12-13
I remember reading this somewhere.
1 aqouta 2017-12-13
That's actually a pretty reasonable offer, do you take monero?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Fuck monero of Ethereum or ButtCoin.
DogeCoin OR BUST π€
1 aqouta 2017-12-13
You can't have a meme based economy unless it's cat based and on the ethereum chain. You so he coins a fungible, literally useless.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
Que?
1 aqouta 2017-12-13
Fixed.
1 buttermyself 2017-12-13
You guys should stop bullying ed, hes a really cool guy.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
We can't we all get along? π’
1 better_bot 2017-12-13
How many alts do you have?
I'm onto you, /u/wokeaspie
1 wokeaspie 2017-12-13
If there is one man on this Earth who I hate more than anyone else, it might just be /u/Ed_ButteredToast. He is an unfunny "comedian" (if you can even call him that) who focuses on childish antics, random movements, and weird sounds in an attempt to be funny. He is best described as a combination of the worst parts of Jim Carey and the worst parts of the former Youtube sensation "Fred". When his jokes don't entirely fall flat, they simply just make fun of actual serious issues such as the rising rate of suicide. It is for these reasons that I deduce that this disgrace is merely a sociopath bent on widespread attention.
Now, many of you are probably thinking, "Hey, /u/wokeaspie, sounds like you're describing yourself there." Well, you would be right, it does sound exactly like that. And, ashamedly, that means /u/Ed_ButteredToast acts like I would in /r/Drama. Now, if I were in /r/Drama, would you think I was funny? That's all the proof you need that you should hate this man as much as I do. Maybe /u/Ed_ButteredToast should follow his own advice detailed in his copypasta "Kill Yourself".
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-13
We all know your fixation on Edward is a result of her rejections of your sexual advances. But itβs okay, /u/Jasonjewnova has a harem of dumb fucking goys you can bone.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-13
I still remember you /u/JasonJewnova!!! I 'member
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-13
Lol what? Also I converted a month ago you dumb sloot, didn't you get the memo?
Shalom π
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-13
Lol ok.
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-12-13
Bullying people on Reddit is sub par bullying. You're supposed to do it on Twitter where it has the most impact, like it did that porn star, or that funny looking racist boy.
Get your shit together.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-12-13
Ed better prepare his mangina! I'm donating my kid's college fund, MATCH ME!!!
1 SDIHTD 2017-12-13
Ed manically commenting 4,000 times in this thread has really proven to me that he's not assblasted.
1 glmox 2017-12-13
can it really be said to mean anything when she comments 4000 times in every thread?
1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-12-13
https://i.imgur.com/N2vE8De.gif
1 Rith2 2017-12-13
Why live π