Boogie2988 is going to die alone

21  2017-12-14 by Ultrashitpost

65 comments

We all die alone. We all do that last act alone. Nobody can hold our hands while our souls leave these wretched earthly bodies to meet our maker! 🙏

To be honest I'd rather hold my dick and rub one out one last time.

My man! (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

I'll hold it for you in case you can't 😏

I'll let you take out my catheter any day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mmmmmmm

Ahh, the Carradine method.

What if I plan on dying well before my wife?

wife

Oh baby!

You can do that by Keeping Yourself Safe

Deep. R U a flosifer?

Wtf is this faggy bullshit? Maybe go suck a cock to feel better like everyone else does.

Is there a picture of his wife? I cannot imagine what the wife of a 600 pound man looks like.

Broken. Physically and emotionally broken.

Unsurprisingly, she's also really fat

Fat, but marketable, from the few pics I've seen. Could (and apparently has) find someone fitter than boogie.

Well isn’t that a low fucking bar

She lost a shiton of weight and he keep gaining more, i dont blame her.

lol girl cashed out when she realized he wasn’t going to die soon and leave her everything

she left because he was toxic as fuck. When they met she was a normal weight, now she is a land whale.

I'm conflicted. On one hand, you'd have to be clinically insane to find any attractiveness in a fatfuck weighting more than 400 pounds, unable to move without his Walmart scooter.

On the other hand, the same fatfuck seems pretty insane too, bitching on Twitter about very personnal stuff like his divorce.

And when he loses a ton of weight she leaves?

dude used surgery to repair his fail. once the band comes off he will be back fat as fuck.

Ehh, that's not certain. It's very possible that he'll stick with it.

he didnt have lapband surgery, his stomach is literally the size of a golfball now.

How did he land her when he was a land whale?

money

Don’t worry, read his tweets. He “forced” money upon her.

Good God, you weren’t kidding. Literally why?

Because he's pathetic and trying to get the biggest sympathy points ever for her to come back.

It's the same shit. He cries about weight. He cries about his relationship. He cries and cries and cries and all he has to do is put down the damn fucking fork.

The only time I was happy to see Boogie cry was when he stole the victim card from anita after vidcon.

Tell us the story, I don't follow up on Boogie that much except for the fact that he constantly talks about his weight problems and rather then do excercise or change diet he instead gets extreme cosmetic surgery.

sargon of akkad goes to vidcon. sits in audience of anita's panel (boogie is on the panel too). anita spots sargon, starts openly slagging him off, for existing in her audience seats. calls him human garbage or something. later on boogie disagrees with something anita says on stage. boogie after the fact reveals story about how anita laid into him a bit for saying that, off stage. sargon goes on joe rogan and slags off anita for being the right cunt she is.

that's about it.

Pootube drama is the worst

yup

BREAKING NEWS: Youtube Blogger is complete dickhead. Everyone shocked.

I mean they're z list ecelebs with the ego of a superstar, what else could happen besides sweet salty drama.

Fucking Hank

sargon of akkad goes to vidcon. sits in audience of anita's panel (boogie is on the panel too).

Those were two separate panels. Sargoy was at the first one where Anita was with some other female feminist. The one with Anita and Boogie was the next day iirc.

Not a legal expert, but it's likely that if he gave her less than the community property rules dictate she's entitled to, she could come back and sue later on in life.

Hes had a lot of chances and ended with a women way out of his fucking league, and he keep failing her. At some point he has himself to blame.

Rumor is that she had a feeder fetish.

pay for my divorce!!!!

So what does 22 stand for?

gravitational acceleration in m/s2

If you're marry, never, under any circumstances, marry a woman. You'll end up poorer, unhappier and full of remorse.

Sorry this guy learned it the wrong way like many others before him. At least he can enjoy his stuff in peace now.

you're livin up to your name bud.

If my wife were to divorce me I would be too busy on Tinder Right Now to tweet anything

Fat whining cunt deserves all this and more.

fucked up if true - no wonder this sub is dead gay and terrible.

I need to get some of that YouTube money.

Shove a banana up my ass like the Amazing Atheist

She is banging that black dude, right?

Fat Youtuber that projects a victim/nice guy persona to appeal to the feel-good Youtube crowd.