Is that seriously the best reason she could come up with to not have child credits on tax, that people with children are "happier" and as such people without them should get lower taxes to make up for that "lack of happiness"
Ann was desperately hoping that the tax credit for cat litter, Marlboro Reds, indifferent box-wine Chardonnay and the gnawing loneliness consuming her soul would make it into the tax bill.
You see the joy and wonder in their eyes as they see they world for they first time and then watch the light slowly die as you subject them to education, taxes, employment, stress, anxiety, feelings of inadequacy and worthlessness, and that's just after introducing them to the internet.
The Farmer’s Market on Fairfax and 3rd is a Los Angeles landmark, attracting tourists and everyday Angelinos alike, as well as many famous faces. Among the celebrities I have seen there are Muhammad Ali, Terri Garr, Tyra Banks, Laura Linney, Keenan Ivory Wayans, the guitarist for The Cult, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, and Weird Al Yankovic.
But Ann Coulter is the only celebrity I’ve ever spotted at Farmer’s Market that I wound up fucking in the ass, hard.
It would be fair to observe that my feeling obligated to present the list of celebrities above in roughly Black-White-Black-White order is indicative of my own carefully Liberal sensibilities. And that this sort of conscientiousness is more than a little ridiculous, on examination. But what I notice about myself only on reflection, Ann Coulter seemed to recognize and respond to in an instant, like a puma recognizes an injured giselle. For Ann Coulter is a predator. A predator with a hungry asshole.
I first spotted her sitting at a table in front of The Gumbo Pot with another woman who looked not unlike her, but a generation older (I neglected to ask her at any point subsequently whether this had in fact been her mother). I vaguely recognized her—there’s always a lag time placing faces you know from cable when unconfined to a telescreen—and began to notice, stealing furtive glances up from the copy of Steinbeck I was reading, that she was eyeing me with unsettling scrutiny.
The next thing I knew, her companion (mother?) had left and Coulter was standing over me, looking skeptically at my reading material.
‘The Grapes of Wrath, huh?’
‘Yes’ I said, faking composure. ‘It’s fantastic.’
‘It’s a fantastic primer for vacuous proto-Communists everywhere,’ she said dismissively.
‘I don’t know about that..’
She sighed. ‘I don’t have enough ink in my pen to keep a running list of what you don’t know. May I?’
She motioned to the empty chair next to me.
‘Of course.’ It would be fair to say my voice trembled a little.
She sat and said nothing. Ann Coulter evidently takes an unappreciative view of small talk. That she was eager to continue antagonizing me became evident when I re-opened my recently-insulted book to resume reading. A young man passed in a t-shirt proclaiming ‘Iraq Nam’. She stopped him.
‘1. Haircut. 2. Shower. 3. Get a job, you sniveling hippy,’ she glowered. ‘You’re probably too high to remember that, so write it down--if you can write.’
He looked at her with dismay and scampered away like a kicked cat. She turned to me with bloodlust.
‘What do you think of the war: complete success, or very nearly complete success?’ she asked.
‘Well, in no time—barring the strong possibility of Civil War--we’ll have a democratically-elected anti-US Islamicist government in charge of the world’s second-largest oil reserves, so I’d have to say only very-nearly, on the complete success scale, at a hysterically distorted best.’
She showed her teeth. ‘It sounds to me like you don’t support our troops.’
‘I think that ‘Support Our Troops’ business is the most crass, craven cowardice ever to go unquestioned by the allegedly Liberal media.’
‘Yes? Yes?’ There was oddly growing excitement in her voice.
‘It allows the Administration to absolve itself of responsibility for its own flawed policy. It’s no different than if you sent a classroom of 2nd graders into a burning building, and when anyone objects you throw in their face that they "don’t support our 2nd graders"’
‘Where do you live?’
‘A few blocks away.’
‘Take me there.’
When we got to my apartment, she looked around glumly.
‘I was thinking you’d have half-burned American flags up on the wall,’ she said, disappointed.
‘That’s ridiculous. I love my country.’
‘Whatever you think that means,’ she said, rolling her eyes. ‘Don’t you have anything nasty to say about the President?’
‘Like what?’
‘Like he’s an imbecile, or corrupt, or a corrupt imbecile—the usual sore-loser bitter chatter.’
‘To be honest, I didn’t like the nasty things that were said about Clinton, and I’ve decided to have respect for the Office, no matter who holds it. I don’t think President Bush is corrupt or an imbecile anyway. Would you like something to drink?’
‘I think maybe this was a mistake,’ she said, starting to go.
‘That’s not to say I don’t disagree strongly with many of his policies and objectives.’
She seemed to reconsider. ‘Like what?’
‘I don’t know. Name one.’
‘Get me a drink first.’
With every point I expressed that ran counter to a view she held, she removed one article of clothing. Soon she sat on my couch naked, gently pulling at her untrimmed pubic hair, staring intently but not quite invitingly at me. The growing hard lump in my throat was just outpaced by the one in my pants. I was a little nervous because we had agreed on the last two points—the need to reconsider the option of nuclear energy, and drilling in the Arctic—and I noticed her oversized nipples were no longer hard. Luckily, she was, by this point, determined.
‘What do you think,’ she began provocatively, ‘of the President’s plan to privatize Social Security?’
I sighed with relief; this was as sure a promise to seal the deal as her asking if I had a condom.
‘I think it’s a payoff to the Americans the President has always been most intent on pleasing: the richest 1%.’
‘What do you mean?’ she cooed. I noticed her nipples hardening once more. She dropped to her knees in front of me. She pushed me backwards and positioned my legs up in the air.
‘A stock’s value is even now only partially tied to the actual value of any publicly traded company. But who’s going to profit from inflated valuations when stock prices swell irrationally from the forced, artificial injection of capital?
Her breath was hot on my ‘taint as she lifted my scrotum. ‘Yes? Yes?’
‘You might as well shoehorn billions of dollars into the Baseball Card market. The price of a Derek Jeter rookie will be driven up to hundreds of thousands of dollars—before the bubble bursts and the whole market crashes massively.’ It was getting hard to stay on point as she tongue-fucked my shitter vigorously.
‘Don’t..Stop!!’ her contorted mouth pled from my butthole.
‘The top 1% will sell stocks at the inflated valuations to the novice investors-by-necessity, the market will swell and crash, and the same 1% will come back and re-purchase their holdings at pennies on the dollar. Meanwhile, Social Security will go bankrupt and all the novice investors will be eating catfood for the duration of their "golden years,'’ barring a massive Federal bailout several hundred times in excess of what the Savings & Loan scandal cost us.’
She sprung up on the couch on all fours and looked over her shoulder at me. She pointed to her twitching, puckered anus. ‘See this?’
I nodded eagerly.
‘I want you to wreck it.’
I spit on my skeezer-pleaser and, prying her ass cheeks apart like a hot dinner roll, drove it home, into the biggest browneye I had ever seen. She gurgled contentedly. Every thrust of my babymaker was met with a wrenched squeal as I grabbed her by the hips and began really leaning into it.
‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’
‘I..think..he’s..brill..iant..but..I..don’t really agree with much of his stance on Israel, and--’
‘You’re slowing down!’ she snapped. ‘DON’T SLOW DOWN!’
I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe. She was babbling now, as out of a delirious reverie.
‘Feed it,' Ann Coulter rasped. 'Feed my hungry asshole!'
I buried her face in a throw pillow and she swiveled her hips back on my fuckstick with obvious appreciation. My pace quickened as my man-magma built towards eruption.
‘Wait!’ she gasped, sensing the fuse on my yogurt cannon was burning quick. ‘I want to take you ass-to-mouth!’
I withdrew from her puckerhole with an audible ‘pop’ and she scrambled around, gulping at my wang-dang-doodle as though the lives of all her loved ones hinged on her marks for enthusiasm. Her eyes rolled up pleadingly as she threw her head down again and again on my magic johnson. I knew what she wanted.
‘There is a specter haunting Europe,’ I began, and she started to convulse spasmodically with her own thrashing orgasm, her head now dribbling in a blur against my groin. I repeated every Karl Marx quote I could think of until I reached my own ‘historic inevitability’ and launched surge after surge from my hairy boda bag. I ejaculated with what seemed like enough force to blow out the back of her head--but her head was made of stronger stuff. She sputtered, gobbled and gulped what I’d have to call a very liberal, even radically so, quantity of hot splooey.
Once she caught her breath, she wiped her mouth, stood, and took me by the hand.
‘Let’s go to the bathroom.’
‘Why?’
She seemed surprised I had to ask. Her tone was that of someone reminding another of something too obvious to need mention.
‘Uh, so I can get in the tub and you can piss all over me?’
I sat in a robe and watched her as she dressed.
‘Will I see you again?’ I asked tentatively.
‘Sure,’ she said, pointing to the TV. ‘On that.’
Some moments passed. I tried to dispel the awkward silence.
‘Well, nice meeting you,’ I offered.
‘You’ve really got a gift for tedious small talk,’ she shot back.
I was a little hurt and, recognizing this, she softened just a shade as she reached for her purse to leave.
‘Hey.’
‘Yes?’ I asked.
‘Thanks for not staring at my adam’s apple.’
‘No problem.’
She let herself out without another word, and I sat in the late afternoon silence alone. I considered how it felt to be a disposable instrument in someone’s personal debasement fantasy.
she must feel so out of place in the modern world. her whole schtick was saying outlandish conservative things but her greatest hits get dwarfed by trump every week
99 comments
1 scatmunchies 2017-12-15
Apparently she’s still alive. Huh.
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-15
She's "alive" very much in the same way that the Crypt Keeper is "alive".
1 scatmunchies 2017-12-15
True. Moving about, let’s say.
1 uniqueguy263 2017-12-15
Murdoch, right?
1 trjb 2017-12-15
Wow the ghost of Fredrick Douglas in her replies ahaha
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-12-15
Remember kiddies, sexism is okay if we disagree with them politically
1 trjb 2017-12-15
It's always okay wtf are you talking about.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-12-15
Oh I agree with you 100%, I just don't pretend to have morals or any human decency really
1 trjb 2017-12-15
Le epix pwn teh libruls freind.
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-12-15
Irony and SEETH don't go well together friendo
1 trjb 2017-12-15
Not an argument
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-12-15
Oh this is just sad now
1 trjb 2017-12-15
No u
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-12-15
Yeah look I'm just gonna leave
1 trjb 2017-12-15
The subreddit? Plz no
1 Gothmog26 2017-12-15
See? He left. This is what happens when you downvote the lolcows.
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-15
Preach.
1 better_bot 2017-12-15
Wow, ur so cool.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-12-15
how's that sexist tho
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-12-15
I don't fucking know how this game works man
1 PantherChamp 2017-12-15
That explains a lot of your behavior tbqhwu
1 SlackBabo 2017-12-15
This but unironically
1 byconcept 2017-12-15
Reddit tells me I've downvoted you 11 times. You must be a top tier shitposter
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-12-15
>Downvoting lolcows
1 IAte4CadburyEggs2Day 2017-12-15
Old ghost man Freddie Doug is hot for Ann.
1 Basically_Trash 2017-12-15
Ann Coulter is a female incel? Maybe her and cb2 have more in common than they may think...
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-12-15
cb2 is unironically better than the rest of reddit.
1 Basically_Trash 2017-12-15
this but ironically
1 londonagain 2017-12-15
i thought that was ironically /r/drama
1 weniscommander 2017-12-15
Like most of your opinions, this is wrong.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-12-15
ALL
1 CondeTrocola 2017-12-15
t. cb2
1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-12-15
keep yourself safe
1 cimarafa 2017-12-15
this is the hardest i've had to try to not downvote the lolcow in a long time
1 JasonJewnova 2017-12-15
Lol, even reddit thinks you're beta
1 GoodVSHero 2017-12-15
got em
1 makes_people_cringe 2017-12-15
I like this new version of you not using the /s tag
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-12-15
I do not think i have ever seen a more incorrect opinion.
1 PantherChamp 2017-12-15
Then you should check your comment history sometime.
1 byconcept 2017-12-15
R E K T
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K
T
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-12-15
oh no
1 IneedSomeThrowaway 2017-12-15
Agreed.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-15
CB2 is Crate&Barrel's lower cost store
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-15
They wish they were that classy and versatile
1 cigr 2017-12-15
Nah, she's been busy being spit roasted by Limbaugh and O'Reilly. She gets off when they call her Hillary.
1 stevemisor 2017-12-15
She wants her misery to be tax deductible
Is that seriously the best reason she could come up with to not have child credits on tax, that people with children are "happier" and as such people without them should get lower taxes to make up for that "lack of happiness"
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-15
But people on welfare are self-entitled socialist leeches.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-12-15
The deep sea 25th dimension shooty hoops play here is clearly to give incentives to be single and childless so the darkies stop breeding
1 trjb 2017-12-15
Twitter is funny.
1 scatmunchies 2017-12-15
Box Chardonnay is great, though, just drink it over ice.
1 Wave_Entity 2017-12-15
if you don't think it's fun to drink box wine from the bag, box wine isn't what you really want and you are settling.
1 MayorEmanuel 2017-12-15
If you're not going around at dinner parties with the bag asking people to "slap your sack" you lead a dad existence.
1 Hellkyte 2017-12-15
Just put the bag in a bucket of ice
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-15
https://i.imgur.com/PY58h3q.jpg
1 oldspice75 2017-12-15
As if that bitch would be filled with joy if she had kids. She would just make the kid as miserable as she is
1 fayeDragon 2017-12-15
That's the joy of parenting.
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-15
You see the joy and wonder in their eyes as they see they world for they first time and then watch the light slowly die as you subject them to education, taxes, employment, stress, anxiety, feelings of inadequacy and worthlessness, and that's just after introducing them to the internet.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-12-15
I'm willing to give her the opportunity, just don't tell her I had a vasectomy...
1 Strictlybutters 2017-12-15
Ewwww
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-12-15
Dude, you must have had your brain frozen up there in Minnisota.
1 Strictlybutters 2017-12-15
She looks like an abortion
1 moudougou 2017-12-15
TIL I'm gay
1 3DBeerGoggles 2017-12-15
-Jimmy Carr
1 PantherChamp 2017-12-15
This is Drama. We all gay here.
1 strathmeyer 2017-12-15
My honest reaction to that was "wow what happened?"
1 better_bot 2017-12-15
She's Saturday night, 3 AM, at the bar.
1 Aimless_Drifter 2017-12-15
that's the face of unenthusiastic blowjob
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-12-15
How to Breastfeed a Child (If You Must)
1 donaldfranklinhornii 2017-12-15
https://www.theroot.com/ann-coulter-is-dating-jimmie-walker-are-your-eyes-burn-1794016693
1 ralpher313 2017-12-15
I feel my skin getting drier just looking at the picture.
1 MayorEmanuel 2017-12-15
Was the Boondocks right all along?
1 donaldfranklinhornii 2017-12-15
It is a documentary....right?
1 better_bot 2017-12-15
Little late to start doing your part, Ann.
1 DefNotaZombie 2017-12-15
I had to triplecheck it wasn't a parody account
Just wow, amazing
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-12-15
Aren't spiders capable of laying thousands of eggs at once?
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-12-15
Yes, but female spiders at least have enough maternal instincts to allow their babies to eat them.
1 Chicup 2017-12-15
Being I'm old and right wing I would.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-15
I'm just sad for you rn
1 dissident87 2017-12-15
Can’t say I don’t feel her on this one
1 PantherChamp 2017-12-15
But I thought that huge bulge in her neck was an egg she was birthing?
1 Denny_Craine 2017-12-15
Holy shit Frederick Douglas is my hero
1 error404brain 2017-12-15
Damn. It look like a tumblr shitpost.
1 Chromebookbitches 2017-12-15
It's because she prefers taking it in the ass.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-12-15
Just steal a kid
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-15
As if she could care for another human life
1 drunkengael 2017-12-15
The Farmer’s Market on Fairfax and 3rd is a Los Angeles landmark, attracting tourists and everyday Angelinos alike, as well as many famous faces. Among the celebrities I have seen there are Muhammad Ali, Terri Garr, Tyra Banks, Laura Linney, Keenan Ivory Wayans, the guitarist for The Cult, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, and Weird Al Yankovic.
But Ann Coulter is the only celebrity I’ve ever spotted at Farmer’s Market that I wound up fucking in the ass, hard.
It would be fair to observe that my feeling obligated to present the list of celebrities above in roughly Black-White-Black-White order is indicative of my own carefully Liberal sensibilities. And that this sort of conscientiousness is more than a little ridiculous, on examination. But what I notice about myself only on reflection, Ann Coulter seemed to recognize and respond to in an instant, like a puma recognizes an injured giselle. For Ann Coulter is a predator. A predator with a hungry asshole.
I first spotted her sitting at a table in front of The Gumbo Pot with another woman who looked not unlike her, but a generation older (I neglected to ask her at any point subsequently whether this had in fact been her mother). I vaguely recognized her—there’s always a lag time placing faces you know from cable when unconfined to a telescreen—and began to notice, stealing furtive glances up from the copy of Steinbeck I was reading, that she was eyeing me with unsettling scrutiny.
The next thing I knew, her companion (mother?) had left and Coulter was standing over me, looking skeptically at my reading material. ‘The Grapes of Wrath, huh?’ ‘Yes’ I said, faking composure. ‘It’s fantastic.’ ‘It’s a fantastic primer for vacuous proto-Communists everywhere,’ she said dismissively. ‘I don’t know about that..’ She sighed. ‘I don’t have enough ink in my pen to keep a running list of what you don’t know. May I?’ She motioned to the empty chair next to me. ‘Of course.’ It would be fair to say my voice trembled a little. She sat and said nothing. Ann Coulter evidently takes an unappreciative view of small talk. That she was eager to continue antagonizing me became evident when I re-opened my recently-insulted book to resume reading. A young man passed in a t-shirt proclaiming ‘Iraq Nam’. She stopped him. ‘1. Haircut. 2. Shower. 3. Get a job, you sniveling hippy,’ she glowered. ‘You’re probably too high to remember that, so write it down--if you can write.’ He looked at her with dismay and scampered away like a kicked cat. She turned to me with bloodlust. ‘What do you think of the war: complete success, or very nearly complete success?’ she asked. ‘Well, in no time—barring the strong possibility of Civil War--we’ll have a democratically-elected anti-US Islamicist government in charge of the world’s second-largest oil reserves, so I’d have to say only very-nearly, on the complete success scale, at a hysterically distorted best.’ She showed her teeth. ‘It sounds to me like you don’t support our troops.’ ‘I think that ‘Support Our Troops’ business is the most crass, craven cowardice ever to go unquestioned by the allegedly Liberal media.’ ‘Yes? Yes?’ There was oddly growing excitement in her voice. ‘It allows the Administration to absolve itself of responsibility for its own flawed policy. It’s no different than if you sent a classroom of 2nd graders into a burning building, and when anyone objects you throw in their face that they "don’t support our 2nd graders"’ ‘Where do you live?’ ‘A few blocks away.’ ‘Take me there.’
When we got to my apartment, she looked around glumly. ‘I was thinking you’d have half-burned American flags up on the wall,’ she said, disappointed. ‘That’s ridiculous. I love my country.’ ‘Whatever you think that means,’ she said, rolling her eyes. ‘Don’t you have anything nasty to say about the President?’ ‘Like what?’ ‘Like he’s an imbecile, or corrupt, or a corrupt imbecile—the usual sore-loser bitter chatter.’ ‘To be honest, I didn’t like the nasty things that were said about Clinton, and I’ve decided to have respect for the Office, no matter who holds it. I don’t think President Bush is corrupt or an imbecile anyway. Would you like something to drink?’ ‘I think maybe this was a mistake,’ she said, starting to go. ‘That’s not to say I don’t disagree strongly with many of his policies and objectives.’ She seemed to reconsider. ‘Like what?’ ‘I don’t know. Name one.’ ‘Get me a drink first.’
With every point I expressed that ran counter to a view she held, she removed one article of clothing. Soon she sat on my couch naked, gently pulling at her untrimmed pubic hair, staring intently but not quite invitingly at me. The growing hard lump in my throat was just outpaced by the one in my pants. I was a little nervous because we had agreed on the last two points—the need to reconsider the option of nuclear energy, and drilling in the Arctic—and I noticed her oversized nipples were no longer hard. Luckily, she was, by this point, determined. ‘What do you think,’ she began provocatively, ‘of the President’s plan to privatize Social Security?’ I sighed with relief; this was as sure a promise to seal the deal as her asking if I had a condom. ‘I think it’s a payoff to the Americans the President has always been most intent on pleasing: the richest 1%.’ ‘What do you mean?’ she cooed. I noticed her nipples hardening once more. She dropped to her knees in front of me. She pushed me backwards and positioned my legs up in the air. ‘A stock’s value is even now only partially tied to the actual value of any publicly traded company. But who’s going to profit from inflated valuations when stock prices swell irrationally from the forced, artificial injection of capital? Her breath was hot on my ‘taint as she lifted my scrotum. ‘Yes? Yes?’ ‘You might as well shoehorn billions of dollars into the Baseball Card market. The price of a Derek Jeter rookie will be driven up to hundreds of thousands of dollars—before the bubble bursts and the whole market crashes massively.’ It was getting hard to stay on point as she tongue-fucked my shitter vigorously. ‘Don’t..Stop!!’ her contorted mouth pled from my butthole. ‘The top 1% will sell stocks at the inflated valuations to the novice investors-by-necessity, the market will swell and crash, and the same 1% will come back and re-purchase their holdings at pennies on the dollar. Meanwhile, Social Security will go bankrupt and all the novice investors will be eating catfood for the duration of their "golden years,'’ barring a massive Federal bailout several hundred times in excess of what the Savings & Loan scandal cost us.’ She sprung up on the couch on all fours and looked over her shoulder at me. She pointed to her twitching, puckered anus. ‘See this?’ I nodded eagerly. ‘I want you to wreck it.’ I spit on my skeezer-pleaser and, prying her ass cheeks apart like a hot dinner roll, drove it home, into the biggest browneye I had ever seen. She gurgled contentedly. Every thrust of my babymaker was met with a wrenched squeal as I grabbed her by the hips and began really leaning into it. ‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’ ‘I..think..he’s..brill..iant..but..I..don’t really agree with much of his stance on Israel, and--’ ‘You’re slowing down!’ she snapped. ‘DON’T SLOW DOWN!’ I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe. She was babbling now, as out of a delirious reverie. ‘Feed it,' Ann Coulter rasped. 'Feed my hungry asshole!' I buried her face in a throw pillow and she swiveled her hips back on my fuckstick with obvious appreciation. My pace quickened as my man-magma built towards eruption. ‘Wait!’ she gasped, sensing the fuse on my yogurt cannon was burning quick. ‘I want to take you ass-to-mouth!’ I withdrew from her puckerhole with an audible ‘pop’ and she scrambled around, gulping at my wang-dang-doodle as though the lives of all her loved ones hinged on her marks for enthusiasm. Her eyes rolled up pleadingly as she threw her head down again and again on my magic johnson. I knew what she wanted. ‘There is a specter haunting Europe,’ I began, and she started to convulse spasmodically with her own thrashing orgasm, her head now dribbling in a blur against my groin. I repeated every Karl Marx quote I could think of until I reached my own ‘historic inevitability’ and launched surge after surge from my hairy boda bag. I ejaculated with what seemed like enough force to blow out the back of her head--but her head was made of stronger stuff. She sputtered, gobbled and gulped what I’d have to call a very liberal, even radically so, quantity of hot splooey. Once she caught her breath, she wiped her mouth, stood, and took me by the hand. ‘Let’s go to the bathroom.’ ‘Why?’ She seemed surprised I had to ask. Her tone was that of someone reminding another of something too obvious to need mention. ‘Uh, so I can get in the tub and you can piss all over me?’
I sat in a robe and watched her as she dressed. ‘Will I see you again?’ I asked tentatively. ‘Sure,’ she said, pointing to the TV. ‘On that.’ Some moments passed. I tried to dispel the awkward silence. ‘Well, nice meeting you,’ I offered. ‘You’ve really got a gift for tedious small talk,’ she shot back. I was a little hurt and, recognizing this, she softened just a shade as she reached for her purse to leave. ‘Hey.’ ‘Yes?’ I asked. ‘Thanks for not staring at my adam’s apple.’ ‘No problem.’ She let herself out without another word, and I sat in the late afternoon silence alone. I considered how it felt to be a disposable instrument in someone’s personal debasement fantasy.
All in all, it didn’t feel too bad.
1 ahbslldud 2017-12-15
A necessary pasta for this post tbh.
1 -Poison_Ivy- 2017-12-15
Did you buy some of amazing tea from the tea stall at the Farmer's Market? I always buy some of their rose tea when I'm there.
1 naruto20 2017-12-15
This just seems so sad. Highly vulnerable for her. She must have really been feeling really lonely today
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-15
It's b8 lad
1 I_smell_like_bacon 2017-12-15
Maybe if Ann had ovaries...
1 jf286381 2017-12-15
I give zero shits about this hag. Only enough to comment. Because she’s that fucking ugly.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-15
Wow misogyny
1 OceanPoultry 2017-12-15
I hate post wall women but i would fuck Ann. I'd even let her lick my bung hole.
1 MG87 2017-12-15
That's because you like cock
1 ppporto 2017-12-15
Is "wall women" the nickname for women who look like spiders?
1 nomad1c 2017-12-15
she must feel so out of place in the modern world. her whole schtick was saying outlandish conservative things but her greatest hits get dwarfed by trump every week
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-15
Wtf, I want a tax deduction for my pet fish. 😡
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-15
Ann Coulter confirmed #incel
1 ReleaseTheKraken72 2017-12-15
She can fuck right off.
1 fretit 2017-12-15
If she wants a child, all she has to do is ask me for a deposit.