Redneck chucklefucks talk about their junkie relatives

1  2017-12-15 by JumbledFun

38 comments

u/PM_ME_FREE_FOOD

He will be here soon enough, he's been pinging me like crazy today

Tbh, this post seems in bad taste even for you. Everything okay at home?

Hungover as shit at the moment

That's understandable. Have some coffee, but make sure to stay properly hydrated

Yah and also don't channel Steve bannon and slam gin likes it's going out of style ugh

You shouldn't try to drink away your lack of companionship, education and employment.

I'm married, at work right now and have a graduate degree

Imagine not being independently wealthy. Smh.

I'm an Army vet, graduated summa cum laude from undergrad, graduated law school, passed the bar, am a partner in a large firm. Happily married to a wife that's also successful. Own two homes. Solid group of friends etc.

You're an inbred that trolls Twitter arguments on the internet. I guess you can claim my accomplishments though, because we're both on reddit. Kind of sad that it's always the biggest pieces of shit that have nothing else to cling to than their skin color, or how dank their r/drama game is.

Have fun in your super edgy community.

K

Lol ok random alt account

You're now one of 3 people I've blocked on Reddit. I don't even mind people sperging out at me, but what I do mind is just the complete lack of real arguments.

You're just boring.

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Whats that, you little bitch? I'm a writer, artist, and storyteller. I'm also a fucking Army combat veteran that's been married 10 years with 2 kids and I'm a raging gigantic-cocked Conservative. I'm simply stating a fact that Star Wars isn't explicitly a kids movie not because I need to defend my man-child beta faggot love of nuDisney wars, but because I like accuracy and what you're saying is simply fucking false.

If you were stocking these films in a fucking video store, would you put them under the "Action, Sci-Fi, Family, Drama?" Or the fucking "Kids" section with The Lion King, Trolls, and Barney videos?

Just stop being fucking stupid and measuring your so-mature E-peen and manliness - I'm saying this because it's objectively correct, hence why I repeatedly called you a dumbass. Star Wars has massive appeal to children, but I bet if you look at Disney's market research for nuWars, the fucking beta numales and nerd culture thots almost OUTNUMBER the fucking kid demographic, if not completely outnumber it. Imagine the kind of money they'll spend on other fucking bullshit like toys and shit, too, that kids cannot.

lol where did you find this pasta or is it an original?

star wars thread

Imagine being so retarded that you actually are proud of having a "graduate degree"

This lightweight compared to /u/jumbledfun s standard calls for poor white genocide tbh

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Christian conservatives* too

/u/IvankaTrumpisMyWaifu will do the honors lmao. You just have to!

Did you forget to switch accounts, Ed?

The best part was I've made him so mad he literally fucked up the one thing he had to do which was switch accounts

Check out mr big man, taunting retards.

It's more like I took a flame thrower to the hornest nest.

I mean, the nest is gone, but HOLY SHIT THOSE BEES ARE FLYING AND ON FIRE

It’s more like you took a bbc to the bussy

bbc corn cob

I'll have you know we have a town negro for the last 3 years as part of our diversity project

Is it a he? (Q 1)

If so, is his bc a BBC? (Q 2)

If so, would he give it to the likes of you? (Q 3)

No it's a negress, our last negro was arrested for grand theft

Isn't this one good enough? Why change lol.

I'm mad? Wow. You know what? I'll stop pinging you :(

I though we were having fun :(((

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Looks like your account switcher didn't work that time you fucking retard.

I'm 99% on mobile REEEEEEEEE

LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

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I have been prescribed some pretty strong painkillers when I had some different surgeries. I used them the way I was told to and only when I was in pain, not all the time or "they make me feel good!!!"

Its not hard

Good anecdotal account sweaty, addiction no real