/r/Incels is back, baby. How did we miss this?

79  2017-12-16 by wokeaspie

100 comments

Come on down to r/MaleForeverAlone, hopefully this sub lasts. We allow free speech for male virgins. No virgin shaming whatsoever.

What type of Person purposefully promotes their own subreddit aimed at attracting incels? Like, even if you're successful, what do you even gain?

We already have an incel website that cannot be shut down. That is just an extra place.

Did IncelTears get tired of stalking y'all around the internet? I vaguely recall them getting incels.org shut down. Seems it's back up tho 👍

No. Trust me. They're still after us. They literally take posts from the website. But "incels are the losers." 😂

Are you really a virgin? Like not even some d grade bussy?

Angling to offer up that e grade?

E as in excellent.

I think incels are hilarious, but to dedicate free time to e-stalking them demonstrates an extra level of pathetic. They should let them gather and enjoy the circus.

DEFINITELY different, but top tier regardless.

to dedicate free time to e-stalking them demonstrates an extra level of pathetic

It goes even further than that, some people even made accounts to pretend to be incels so they could have access while /r/incels went private. One of them "pretended" so hard that they were made a mod, but accidentally revealed it somehow (I think it was with a screenshot where they forgot to blur out something).

No. Trust me. They're still after us.

Good.

I ignore them now.

If I were you I wouldn't ignore them. If I were you I'd take every opportunity at interaction with other people I could. You are a pathetic, despicable individual. Nobody will ever love you. I don't say this to upset you (well; maybe a bit) but because you need to understand that speaking to people who look down their noses at you is all you have so maybe you'd better take it.

You mean Raddle, right?

Can you guys have a meet up? Have you ever tried to get yourselves in one condensed poorly ventilated space?

What's your take on isis?

what do you even gain?

A virgin neckbeard army.

It's not a rape gang if it's just one person.

Statistically, 0 out of 10 people enjoy Incels.

Patreon donors?

Who wants an army of impotents?

Steve Bannon appears to have wielded a sexually frustrated rage fueled army of autists quite effectively.

Very few male feminists are fans of Steve BANE-n.

Its almost as if male feminists are not bannons target audience.

No virgin shaming

What a shit sub.

Patreon donors?

***BWOOP BWOOP***

So males who are virgins and constantly rejected by women can talk about it? Involuntary celibate =/= hate women in theory, just as how feminism =/= hate men. Its pretty fucked up to simultaneously shame male virgins and shit on them when they want a space away from the bullies, as though its a sin to be male virgin. And then after that wonder why they're bitter.

inb4 found the incel. I'm not, I'm just an ugly dude who knows what it feels like to be constantly rejected but finally found love.

Thanks for getting me to 80 subs btw :D

I see a lot of "normies" there, so sadly this won't be a lolcow farm. :(

This post is pretty juicy. DAE beat off to the sounds of Stacy getting domestically enriched next door?

I do. I wish I lived in a ghetto neighborhood. It would be even better ;)

lmao imagine how shit your life must be that roleplaying as an incel is your idea of fun

I'm an actual incel.

If I wasn't, then I'd be proving normies point that an ugly guy with any personality could get laid.

Wtf thinks an ugly guy with a shit personality can get laid?

Ugly guys cannot get laid. Good looking people can get laid with any personality.

Ugly guys with shitty personalities dont get laid. Pretty much everyone else does.

Who would have thought being attractive makes you attractive?

Ugly guys can get laid by ugly women. Make tinder, swipe right on literally every person.

Stop holding out for 3's and 4's when you deserve a 0.5

I've been using tinder for almost 2 years and swiped on everyone. I haven't gotten laid, so.

You've used all your swipes every 24 hours for two years? That's some dedication. Have you tried being rich?

Yep. I'm not rich. I'm in school.

I don't want used women who are looking for money. If I'm rich, I won't want to be a beta orbiter.

Maybe you'd do better at r/choosingbeggars

Nope. I swiped on all women.

Are you overweight.

I am now. I was fit when I first made the tinder profile. Being fit means nothing when your face or height or face isn't good. I gained weight on purpose.

Fatty

Oh he gained weight on purpose... That self destructive nature...

Here are more comments about how your bitter about your lack of sex! Uhhhh, prove a point much?

Anyone who has seen an episode of Jerry Springer.

All those midget episodes prove that short guys can get some too.

Asians are half the men white men are so dwarves are on equal footing.

imagine how shit your life must be that roleplaying as an incel is your idea of fun

Imagine how shit your life must be if imagining how shit your life must be that roleplaying as an incel is YOUR idea of fun

🤔🤔🤔

I stand corrected. They all should keep themselves safe asap.

We are called an asshole for not helping them in a situation like. However when we want sex or a relationship the female is never an asshole because she does not owe us anything.

Wat

/u/Incel331 idk if you're trolling or legitimately incel but kys anyway

I'm incel. No. Never.

Hi, can I just ask you to go on the record if this statement you made is something you actually believe? You said, in a thread you titled,

"Why I Support ISIS":

Most of the Alt-Right hates 'sandniggers' and 'muslims' but I go in the opposite direction. ISIS is fighting against the Western Jewish controlled society. In Islam, there is no feminism; every man can purchase his own women. Incel communities should support the Islam in the West, and if possible, support ISIS.

In a Muslim society, an incel can purchase his own 'waifu,' and if she cucks him, she would be rightfully murdered on the streets by the whole society.

That is the world I and other incels should, I mean, DESERVE to live in.

I don't want to live in a cucked society where sluts like u/holycornchips go to parties, ride cock carousel, and then go on reddit telling me about my personality.

Femails belong in the kitchen.

Is this an accurate quote or is there anything you would wish to change about your statement?

Thanks a lot for your cooperation.

This is not something uncommon amongst incels. Some incels have even "converted" to Islam to try and have sex. They also seem to like Islam because it's opposed to "degenerate modern culture", as one of them put it, and because it subjugates women.

Check this out, for example.

Islam is the only opportunity I have

I am 23, in the UK and I will join Islam to get a woman AND be treated equally with respect.

In Islam there is a "holy" rule where people should marry according to their social class (read : looks+money+status). But still if you are 4/10 in a Western Country on a minimum wage you will get a fat muslim girl that is likely a virgin or had no more than 2 husbands before her. She will be 4/10 too. Plus muslim women have decent skin and exotic faces. The moment you join Islam, you get a social circle with people who are nice and kind to you. I am benefitting this even now, as a "convert". I think this is the best perk.

Alimony and involving the court system is a sin in Islam. Marriage is arranged usually after the first time you talk to the woman and it's only a holy ceremony. No wedding and bullshit involved. You must provide shelter, food and and the big, black, polyester bin bags they wear. If she manages to find a way to cheat while she is always inside the house, then her family+friends will abandon her. I am integrated in muslim circles for 2 months now and go to mosques (read: club for men) and I am telling you the truth. You are free to find out for yourself. There are online muslim communities. Ask them. If a divorce happens(holy divorce) you must continue to provide for 3 months, by muslim law, no more. By the way the period is 3 months because they usually find a new one for 3 months.

She has the right to refuse sex only if you are drunk or if she is sick and went to the doctor and he confirms.

Getting a wife in Islam is easy as the men in the mosques will tell their wives to present her single friends and word will go around. It happens. I saw. Also there are websites like www.singlemuslim.co.uk

Think about it, if sex in Islam is allowed only through marriage, average women are left out for average men. I haven't met a muslim who knows a guy who has 4 brides, like western people think. Only leaders have that many.

Get a fat arabic girl ASAP. It's still human contact and muslimahs have decent skin and exotic faces.

Inb4 negativism cope that all the muslim Chads have harem with 1000 brides - lies. You are talking out of your ass. Not true. Die.

I am not a muslim and don't believe in a messenger. Fuck Muhammad and if you do choose Islam, please never lose your common sense and don't ever believe in muhammad.

Sidenote: when mudslimes savage out the western cucks I will get to be one of them and survive. Woooot.

Edit 1: lol forgot to mention - while your wife is on period, it's forbidden for you two to talk, because, and I quote the Quran, she is mad in those days. This fact alone illustrates Islam. A religion for men.

Edit 2: caucasian muslims are not a rare thing. The whole area under Russia is a muslim territory and they are white. Also being a convert is not as rare as you might think, a lot of men like me figured it out and I am not a genius.

Edit 3: ISIS is created by the US. There are tons of evidence one google search away, first results. Obviously they created it to have a reason to "save" countries i.e. rob them out of their resources and ALSO to keep you all away from Islam because it's so good.


Another one

Ex-Muslim males are the biggest cucks ever

These guys leave the most blackpilled religion. They can easily get puss by just paying off some chick's parents.

Muslim femoids are submissive as fuck. They can't deny sex from you, because she'll be cursed by the angels. She covers up when you are outside. You can beat lightly tap her if she does something wrong.

Virgin norman exmuslims watch their femaloid friends go whore out with white chads. And the only point of their existence is to dish out betabux when she wants to settle down.

These guys are absolute cucked.

as a jew and someone who hates muslims, i will say that semitic religions (judaism and islam) have it right when it comes to women and how they are to be treated: like 2nd class citizens. other than their stances on women and gays..both of these religions are fucking garbage and belong in the middle east


All muslims are goat fucking trash.

cope

They can control women 100x better than us


A post about someone being told that girls wearing shorts deserve to be raped

The world should embrace Islam

See this is why Sharia is not a cope. Socialization WORKS. When the female is raised properly, it won't be a degenerate and it will even shame other females for their disgusting behavior. Femshits NEED to be controlled and literally the only reason modern females are such disgusting garbage is because they've been socialized by feminism and all the degeneracy it brings.

"Go climb a wall of dicks, mouth first."

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Got to admire their ideological consistency

I don't know whether these guys are more retarded for imagining they would fool anyone into thinking they're really muslim or for imagining that their muslim wives wouldn't beat the shit out of them.

I don't know whether these guys are more retarded for imagining they would fool anyone into thinking they're really muslim

There were actually a couple of Muslim incels (sometimes called shariacels, because they wanted to subjugate women with sharia), here are two I remember stumbling across. Unfortunately, it seems like a lot of them have deleted their accounts after the banning of incels. The only one I remember who still has an active account is /u/RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (who occasionally posts in /r/MuslimNoFap.

That reminds me of this post, which is only tangentially related, but I don't know where else to mention it:

Brothers, I made a huge mistake... I made a zina appointment with a girl and I don't know how to get out of it. The whole porn addiction lead me to this terrible decision. I'm feeling like dirt, literally. My whole body is shaking and I'm feeling guilty. I don't know how I even got this far with a girl. I never made zina but this time I'm on the edge. What should I do?

Zina means adultery by the way, in this case it's unmarried adultery (he's not married).

/u/RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE How does it make you feel that Abdulchad is having sex by "mistake"?

That sub is such a beautiful cross-cultural flowering. I like this rule:

Don't give a Fatwa if you aren't a scholar.

Because when I'm looking for a religious authority, first I get on reddit, and next I go to a nofap sub.

I like this rule:

Don't give a Fatwa if you aren't a scholar.

Because when I'm looking for a religious authority, first I get on reddit, and next I go to a nofap sub.

There's actually one Islamic scholar that I know of who uses reddit occasionally, it's /u/JoeBradford, he doesn't go on /r/MuslimNoFap though. He's also a mayo convert. Aren't wypipo the worst?

Personally, my favorite rule is this part of Rule 2:

Private messages between the sexes should not be done!

I just want to thank you for linking to this excellent content.

typical

I’m still confused as to why they don’t just turn to hookers

Because they're owed sex, ofc, why would they pay for fake validation? /s

From their former FAQ:

What is an incel? An incel, short for involuntary celibate, is someone who tries to find romantic relationships without success and is very pessimistic about his chances. The most common definition to be considered incel is that you are at least 20 and have to go at least six months without a romantic partner. Many incels are late 20s and 30s men (and older) who have never had a partner. If you go to a prostitute, you can still be incel because you are unable to obtain a romantic relationship or at least casual sex where the other person is genuinely interested in you, as being incel is not just about a lack of sex. Being incel also does not mean one feels they are owed or entitled to love, sex, relationships - it is simply the perpetual state of the lack of them when they occur so naturally and frequently to the majority of people.

They call incels who see escorts "escortcels".

How much fucking terminology do these autists need?

Well, it's not really hard to make up terms by combining "cel" with another word:

Muslim incel = shariacel

East Asian incel = ricecel

South Asian incel = currycel

Truly incel = truecel

"incel" who has had sex = fakecel

and so on and so forth.

Well, it's not really hard to make up terms by combining "cel" with another word, you can really do it on the spot:

Muslim incel = shariacel

East Asian incel = ricecel

South Asian incel = currycel

Truly incel = truecel

"incel" who has had (consensual, non-commercial) sex = fakecel

and so on and so forth. Sometimes they're more like nicknames than "terminology". For example, people started to refer to an incel who refused to give his calculator to another (female) student "calculatorcel". The incel patron saint who was photographed with a Black Ops 2 shirt is known as "blackopscel".

Because they have this weird requirement that they want to have sex with someone who wants them back, lol inorite?

I'd think the risk of being picked up by the police, getting ripped off, catching a venereal disease, or flat-out not wanting some raddled crack-whore would have something to do with it, too.

Police monkaS Legal in Canada to be a prostitute but not see a prostitute RIPfeelsbirthdayman

Hey, that was almost a sentence. Great job!

Oh no, I don't know how to format on reddit - what shall I do

For a nice mix of autism, check this out. It's a mix of typical incel ideology with communism.

For a nice mix of autism, check this out. It's a combination of typical incel ideology with communism.

I have to give it to them—they're retarded, but they're good at being retarded.

Chad-Bourgeois

sexual proletariat

Incels of the world, rise up! You have nothing to lose but your chains!

I just... I don't even know how to respond to this shit anymore. Like I want to laugh and puke at the same time. Is this what BPD is like?

This is why you gotta join the Mujahideen-e-Khalq. They're Muslim and communist at the same time, but they're a cult that forbids you to have sex, so you're at least technically a volcel.

they're a cult that forbids you to have sex

Wait, really? I looked at their Wikipedia page, but I didn't find anything about a prohibition on sex.

If I recall correctly, the weirdo celibacy stuff was preached around the 1980s when they were in exile in Iraq. You weren't supposed to have sex until they had overthrown Khomeini. I don't know how long it lasted, but it's one of those boxes on the "am I in a cult?" checklist.

But don't take that wikipedia page too seriously. I see a few phrases there that still remain from when I edited it several years ago, and that was just something I half-assed one afternoon.

Community for a whole month and not banned?

Too cucked and tame. Uninteresting. Next.

/u/DisruptedMatrix I hope you're volunteering to fuck every incel in your area. If not, you're just rattling their cage.

\https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/7k7ozb/i_hope_you_find_happiness_female_normie/

I don't think sex would solve their issues. So I'm taking another approach.

Put myself out there, share and try to connect with them, and let them take as many shots at me as they want.

Would you actually bang an incel if you thought it would help?

Would I have sex with someone who was involuntarily celibate? If I were attracted to them, based on personality and/or looks. I might have had sex with a virgin before, it wouldn't surprise me.

but I don't think sex with me would help. If just sex would help their issues, they would buy a prostitute.

I would not have sex with a man who said he wouldn't help a woman who is being raped, or the other fucked up shit people say in that thread.

So like /r/freeuse but without ruining your pair bonding. Good idea!

What? No. I'm not sharing myself with them sexually. I meant share my life experiences. Like when they mention wanting to die, I mention I've been suicidal.

You're public enemy #1 to these people. I hope you don't have any personal info in your profile.

You think they would dox me?

They're not exactly sane.