Completely unironic "hebephile not pedophile" comments at r/news.

18  2017-12-16 by mohkohnsepicgun

31 comments

Don't hate on my hebesexuality.

I think hebephile would be an attraction to jews not teenagers.

/u/AnnoysTheGoys pls respond

sup

That's a gold star pick up line.

/u/kingawale this is a safe space subbie for pedophilia! Post your heart away here <3

In your defense I'll say this that pedophilia, for example, is beneficial to societies as it ensures reproduction starts at a young age and women are able to have their children around the prime of their breeding age (which is generally the late teens). This means that societies would replaced themselves rapidly, replacing losses suffered during war and disease, along with high-quality offspring produced via early breeding.

I'd put a /s at the end of this if I were you.

r/news attracts a lot of dull pennies.

I'd put a /s at the end of this if I were you.

I like to live my life dangerously 😉

/u/kingawale why are heebogreebofleebophiles always t_D posters?

Lmao you copied my typo. It's /u/kingofwale (of)

I expect you to do a better job facilitating my laziness

Whoops😅

You need to get a better quality shabbos goy.

Competent goys are hard to find

Says the incompetent jew

Jebephiles are the worst

Is fucking a 15-year-old really the same thing as fucking a 5-year-old though?

It's easier.

not as tight unfortunately :/

Let's ask India.

Yes.

My friend's brother, when he was 17, had a girlfriend who was 15, and he was having sex with her. Now if he had a 5-year-old girlfriend who he was having sex with, that would have been different.

ew

Why are these threads popping up more often?

Recent events have made them Moore brazen

Again, I actually think it's completely reasonable to differentiate between fucking 16 year-olds, and fucking 8 year-olds.

Honestly, if you don't see a difference there, you're the weirdo.

The issue is why would anyone give a fuck unless they were planning to fuck a child?

It's legal in the UK.

The former, not the latter.

I'm an unironic hebrewphile.

Send pix

Ill send you pics of my zeroskin


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