Zim-Zam threatens to flim-flam and serve J-Hova to an alligator

33  2017-12-17 by ComedicSans

42 comments

In a chilling reference to the shooting of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman grimly tells us “I know how to handle people who fuck with me, I have since February 2012.”

AYYY

I don't think shooting an unarmed teenager or beating ones girlfriend backs this up

*gets head beat into concrete by violent hooligan in the physical prime of his life*

lol he's unarmed, just sit there and take it

in the physical prime of his life

You peaked at 17, twink?

I'm just saying that if you gotta shoot your way out of a fist fight, you're a lover, not a fighter.

I wish Zimmerman could be my lover.

Do your muscles develop all that much after 17 on their own? Your brain stops developing at 24, but you stop physically developing way before that if you're not lifting weights.

It depends on the specific metric, but generally around mid-twenties to early thirties.

Well he peaked at 17 cause he died at 17 lol.

If a car follows you at night and issues commands, follow them.

If you're in someone else's neighborhood, at night, checking out which houses to rob, maybe don't attack the guy telling you to leave.

zimmerman got in trouble for beating his girlfriend but i'm sure he dindu nuffin right

What does that have to do with putting a bullet into someone bashing your head into concrete?

It is unpatriotic to suggest that a handgun does not literally solve every problem.

Haha oh my god what a douchebag 😭

Mod his ass.

Zimmerman for mod!

DELETE THIS AND RESUBMIT W/THE TITLE IT DESERVES

Which title is that?

i don’t know, a better one tho

Omg will these nigs just let it go already...

Kid was a fuckin cunt, his own jabba the slut gf said "yeah, he liked to fight." ON THE FUCKIN WITNESS STAND.

violent little piece of shit, he's in the ground saving us tac dollars

Lmfao. Pure, inbred NEET rage.

being this mad

Abloooblooo

No he was walking to the street to buy skittles and ice tea for his little brother goin to college gettin his life together goin to church every sunday

bruh thats deep

Sorry you got fired from Wendy’s dude

Sorry you'd rather have feral nigs roving our streets.

Isn't the core tenet of this niggers music mumbling over other peoples beats about shooting, stabbing, and raping his fellow niggers?

What's he upset about, cultural appropriation of being a violent criminal?

And yet that's still more culture than white Americans.

We wuz kangz

We wuz krusaders

Tbh amerifats as a whole are cultureless manlets

A shadow looms over /r/drama ; the shadow of, /u/feeepo

Pretty sure it’s just a sith version of botchlings

What are you so upset about? Sister left you for a black guy?

Thank god for white genocide.

Hah, doc is being produced with the Weinstein Company.

This should make for some good drama when it drops.

Zimmerman basically can't live a normal life. If you follow what he's been through since the verdict its basically he can't go anywhere without people trying to murder him.

I mean he isn't really doing himself a favor with his comments

he probably isn't living a normal life because after the trial he was arrested for felony aggravated assault against his girlfriend, and then arrested for it again 2 years later, and then Zimmerman got in a fight with someone and ended up getting shot.

don't forget all the times he stayed in the spot light, like when he tried to make a quick buck by auctioning off the gun that killed zimmerman

dude's a psycho and i won't be surprised if he pisses off the wrong guy and ends up dead or in jail sooner or later

i won't be surprised if he pisses off the wrong guy and ends up dead or in jail sooner or later

Just like Trayvon Martin.

It's like pottery. It rhymes.

I mean, I'm sure he wasn't the most amazing person, but whatever flaws he did have were probably magnified and exacerbated by the stress of a trial, followed by intense media notoriety of the violent and "I want to kill that guy" kind.

How could you expect a person to be calm and happy go lucky after going through all of that? He's also a POC so we have to Listen and Believe.

auctioning off the gun that killed zimmerman

Talk about a time paradox.

Can't simmer the Zimmer


"There Is No Future But What We Make Of Of It" -

u/imnotagayboy

In what world is the zim-zam even white? He doesn't even have le 36% face let alone 56%.