What I love about all these "poly" folx is how they imagine that they're the first ones to think of this. As if this hasn't been tried every generation in the whole history of the world and turned out to be a really bad idea.
Well women haven't invented a word for other women who let their husbands sleep around. Imagine how insecure you have to be to be bothered about other people's wives.
Because those wives donât have to support the children of their husbands infidelity - itâs hard to pass off another womanâs child as your wifeâs child. Maternity fraud is not a thing.
A cuckold is a man whose wife fucks/fucked another man, with the possible (and very likely) consequence of the wife passing off the other manâs child as the cuckoldâs child (paternity fraud). Thatâs why the word cuckold exists, because women commit paternity fraud. The same type of thing canât happen to women - maternity fraud is not possible.
Look, ââââââhipsterâââââââ (or worse than), Iâve been writing since before your mom passed you off as her husbandâs kid. Donât you have real opinions to delete in r/soyboys r/menslib?
Thatâs why the word cuckold exists, because women commit paternity fraud. The same type of thing canât happen to women - maternity fraud is not possibl
Gender fluid yet sheâs wearing a dress at her wedding. Good thing she knew ahead of time sheâd be feeling more like a girl than a boy that day, huh?
Polyamorous relationships are supposed to be somewhat balanced, with both "main" partners being involved with multiple people, but it's often just used as a ploy to save dying relationships, as we have observed from the many examples posted in /r/drama. Many people just end up feeling miserable and insecure.
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1 Redactor0 2017-12-17
What I love about all these "poly" folx is how they imagine that they're the first ones to think of this. As if this hasn't been tried every generation in the whole history of the world and turned out to be a really bad idea.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-17
Are you kinkshaming them????
1 Redactor0 2017-12-17
Not you bb. I know that unlike most mere mortals, you're mature enough to handle the poly lifestyle. đ
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-17
Having a train run on you while she sells tickets and being poly are two different things.
1 Country-asshole 2017-12-17
Poly women - just like slutty women, but a whole lot uglier.
1 better_bot 2017-12-17
People keep mistakenly believing men have matured enough to be secure with this shit, but they never will.
1 Redactor0 2017-12-17
Because men have a monopoly on jealousy...
1 better_bot 2017-12-17
Well women haven't invented a word for other women who let their husbands sleep around. Imagine how insecure you have to be to be bothered about other people's wives.
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-17
Woke.
1 Country-asshole 2017-12-17
Because those wives donât have to support the children of their husbands infidelity - itâs hard to pass off another womanâs child as your wifeâs child. Maternity fraud is not a thing.
1 better_bot 2017-12-17
They're not supporting the children of those husband's infidelity, primarily because they're in an entirely different relationship.
Like I said, it's men who are insecure about other people's relationships.
1 Country-asshole 2017-12-17
Over your head I guess.
A cuckold is a man whose wife fucks/fucked another man, with the possible (and very likely) consequence of the wife passing off the other manâs child as the cuckoldâs child (paternity fraud). Thatâs why the word cuckold exists, because women commit paternity fraud. The same type of thing canât happen to women - maternity fraud is not possible.
1 better_bot 2017-12-17
Yeah, the part where men care about other men's wives cheating is over my head. Everyone needs something to care about though.
1 Country-asshole 2017-12-17
I think men care about knowing that the child he is working hard to raise is actually his child.
1 better_bot 2017-12-17
You don't do much reading down in the sticks, huh?
1 Country-asshole 2017-12-17
Look, ââââââhipsterâââââââ (or worse than), Iâve been writing since before your mom passed you off as her husbandâs kid. Donât you have real opinions to delete in
r/soyboysr/menslib?1 better_bot 2017-12-17
You don't have to get mad. You just have to go back and reread what was said. I don't think you're stupid, just out of practice.
1 Country-asshole 2017-12-17
This is what mods do in their âââââoffâââââ time?
1 better_bot 2017-12-17
I saw your PM; I was ignoring it. No, I don't want to pop oxy and run a train on your sister. That sounds like a terrible use of my life.
1 Country-asshole 2017-12-17
I am bored now. Why are you so boring?
1 better_bot 2017-12-17
Sorry, go back to throwing buzzwords at me.
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-17
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckquean
1 WikiTextBot 2017-12-17
Cuckquean
A cuckquean or cuckqueen is the gender-opposite of a cuckold, derived from Middle English (1562 AD).
A cuckquean is a wife with an adulterous husband. In modern English it generally refers to a woman whose fetish is watching, and deriving sexual pleasure from watching, a man having sex with one or several women besides his girlfriend, fiancée, wife or other long-term female sex partner.
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1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-17
Found the cuckquean.
1 shallowm 2017-12-17
I think "cuckquean" fits the description.
1 shallowm 2017-12-17
I think "cuckquean" fits the description.
1 WikiTextBot 2017-12-17
Cuckquean
A cuckquean or cuckqueen is the gender-opposite of a cuckold, derived from Middle English (1562 AD).
A cuckquean is a wife with an adulterous husband. In modern English it generally refers to a woman whose fetish is watching, and deriving sexual pleasure from watching, a man having sex with one or several women besides his girlfriend, fiancée, wife or other long-term female sex partner.
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1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-12-17
Well yeah, but that's mostly because women have never invented anything.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-17
/u/BeNiceStopAgitating
Why am I not surprised? đ€
1 Rith2 2017-12-17
Lmao those skin tag graphics on her tumblr bio. Is this satire?
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-17
Satire if for thin people. There has never been a polygamist under 200lbs.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-12-17
There has, but they're usually called whores and run out of town.
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-17
Wrong, poly's do it for free.
1 SamWhite 2017-12-17
Oh god. I didn't realise what that was meant to be until I read your comment. Jesus.
1 a_jill_sandwich 2017-12-17
Gender fluid yet sheâs wearing a dress at her wedding. Good thing she knew ahead of time sheâd be feeling more like a girl than a boy that day, huh?
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-17
Did she block the priest for misgendering her when he said her husband could kiss the bride?
1 imnotagayboy 2017-12-17
"You may now kiss... each other"
"There Is No Future But What We Make Of Of It" - /u/imnotagayboy
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-17
Now kith.
1 BrideOfAutobahn 2017-12-17
there is no drama here, just 3 mildly upset commenters
1 VidiotGamer 2017-12-17
I barely pay attention to user names and even I know this guy is a known troll. He's trying hard to be another sjw_against_whites in that sub.
1 Country-asshole 2017-12-17
Polly women: just like slutty women but a whole lot uglier.
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-17
Slutty women: Just like ugly women, but they fuck more.
1 shallowm 2017-12-17
Polyamorous relationships are supposed to be somewhat balanced, with both "main" partners being involved with multiple people, but it's often just used as a ploy to save dying relationships, as we have observed from the many examples posted in /r/drama. Many people just end up feeling miserable and insecure.
1 BeNiceStopAgitating 2017-12-17
Woo my second time being featured one day I'll be the best lolcow
1 UserUnknown2 2017-12-17
You ruined it.
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-17
You might as well edit your post thanking people for the up votes and gold you fucking trash.
1 theRagingEwok 2017-12-17
/u/shallowm mashallah brother! great preaching of the word of the prophet (peace be upon him)! see you at the mosque this friday ;)