½ pound pizza dough (or you can buy dough from your local pizzeria)
½ stick melted butter
½ cup granulated sugar
1 tablespoons cinnamon
Flour, for dusting
For the icing:
2 cups powdered sugar
About 4 drops vanilla extract (optional)
¼ cup boiling water
1 tablespoons of Rohypnol
Directions:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Butter a small cake pan and set aside
On a clean, floured surface, roll out the pizza dough using a rolling pin. When the dough is an 1/8 inch thick, pour the melted butter generously on top of the dough, spreading evenly. Sprinkle the sugar and cinnamon on top of that.
Carefully roll the dough, working away from you. Using a chef’s knife, cut the dough into even slices, about 3 inches thick. Place the slices in the cake pan and bake for about 40 minutes.
While the rolls are baking, prepare the icing by placing powdered sugar in a bowl. Boil the water and pour in the sugar, while whisking. Add vanilla if you’d like. Check consistency. If its too thick, add more water. If its too loose, add more sugar. Let it cool for 10 minutes and add the Rohypnol to it.
Serve warm or at room temperature. Person should be unconsciousness after 30 minutes of eating it (+/- 10 minutes depending on body weight). Make sure that the person doesn't eat more than 3 servings within 6 hours or you could be in more trouble than just sexual "assault".
Just in case the boilerplate "i'm sorry for my past 'mistakes' (that I totally enjoyed and don't regret one bit)" non-apology wasn't enough, he added the recipe just to make sure you knew he was insincere.
Goddammit don't these folks know the way to apologize for sexual is by talking about "how we are all responsible" and then by mentioning your traumatic childhood? It at least opens up options for possible PR redemption.
31 comments
1 Allanon_2020 2017-12-17
thats a spicy sexual assault meme ball
1 moudougou 2017-12-17
ewwww this recipe is disgusting. What a gross cook this man is.
1 better_bot 2017-12-17
Anyone who eats cinnamon rolls should be fired from their job, tbh.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-17
https://archive.is
1 Chicup 2017-12-17
That sort of apology only works if the women were fat.
1 ReBurnInator 2017-12-17
False. If thus were true HuffPo wouldn't be mad about it.
1 Chicup 2017-12-17
True...
1 MG87 2017-12-17
A sex crazed guinea? Be less of a stereotype
1 POZLOADS0 2017-12-17
Should huffpost be reprimanded for being racist?
1 Think_Once 2017-12-17
The recipe if anyone is interested:
Rapes 2 to 4 people
For the Rolls:
½ pound pizza dough (or you can buy dough from your local pizzeria)
½ stick melted butter
½ cup granulated sugar
1 tablespoons cinnamon
Flour, for dusting
For the icing:
2 cups powdered sugar
About 4 drops vanilla extract (optional)
¼ cup boiling water
1 tablespoons of Rohypnol
Directions:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Butter a small cake pan and set aside
On a clean, floured surface, roll out the pizza dough using a rolling pin. When the dough is an 1/8 inch thick, pour the melted butter generously on top of the dough, spreading evenly. Sprinkle the sugar and cinnamon on top of that.
Carefully roll the dough, working away from you. Using a chef’s knife, cut the dough into even slices, about 3 inches thick. Place the slices in the cake pan and bake for about 40 minutes.
While the rolls are baking, prepare the icing by placing powdered sugar in a bowl. Boil the water and pour in the sugar, while whisking. Add vanilla if you’d like. Check consistency. If its too thick, add more water. If its too loose, add more sugar. Let it cool for 10 minutes and add the Rohypnol to it.
Serve warm or at room temperature. Person should be unconsciousness after 30 minutes of eating it (+/- 10 minutes depending on body weight). Make sure that the person doesn't eat more than 3 servings within 6 hours or you could be in more trouble than just sexual "assault".
1 WorldStarCroCop 2017-12-17
1 Think_Once 2017-12-17
Seems like Batali isn't just a rapist. He is also illiterate.
1 Goatsac 2017-12-17
Anyone make them yet? Are they good?
1 Teh_Jews 2017-12-17
I was trying to figure out why a French soccer player was advertising cinnamon rolls...
1 moudougou 2017-12-17
Are you thinking about Mario Balotelli? He's Italian.
1 Teh_Jews 2017-12-17
Yah and holy shit I wasn't even close with the name or country. I'm American though so I'd be more ashamed if I was correct.
1 _narrows 2017-12-17
Don’t be ashamed. The rest of the world exists to entertain us or suffer our rage.
1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-17
Lmao he's from Africa
1 moudougou 2017-12-17
1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-17
Lmao at Italians throwing bananas at him in the street
1 moudougou 2017-12-17
1 fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-17
XD
1 IAintThatGuy 2017-12-17
Does he have the same PR firm as Socksoff.com?
1 ReBurnInator 2017-12-17
Better than the Kevin Spacey-"it's ok because I'm gay"-a-roo, though. Right?
1 rudest 2017-12-17
I now choose to live my life as a cinnamon roll
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-12-17
He's not far off.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2017-12-17
Those cinnamon rolls are a euphemism for female POC
only white people make them.
1 TastesLikeAss 2017-12-17
This is what SNL would be like if it was funny
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-12-17
If you go back to the Farley era I suspect you could find at least one sketch thats very similar to this.
1 Plague-Lord 2017-12-17
Just in case the boilerplate "i'm sorry for my past 'mistakes' (that I totally enjoyed and don't regret one bit)" non-apology wasn't enough, he added the recipe just to make sure you knew he was insincere.
1 aznsensation8 2017-12-17
/r/nottheonion
1 weniscommander 2017-12-17
Goddammit don't these folks know the way to apologize for sexual is by talking about "how we are all responsible" and then by mentioning your traumatic childhood? It at least opens up options for possible PR redemption.