4chan mod threatens to ban anyone who makes a homophobic, sexist, ableist, transphobic, kinkshaming, or speciesist comment, then proceeds to go on a ban-fest as the comments inevitably roll in

174  2017-12-17 by JimmiesKerfuffled

99 comments

/u/BasicallyADoctor is my spirit animal! 😍

Gussy > Bussy

.......

Blame Ed for this, HE and his shitty copypastas made me do this.

Okayyyyy?? :/

Sorry man, I tried to shitpost and failed....😭

Explains the autism

I gotta say I'm pretty impressed with the CSS in that sub.

I thought in this day and age we wouldn't have to deal with homophobia my grandfather was a leather daddy in the 50s and he had AIDS and that's ok and multiculturalism is great and I love black cock

Banned.

Good. Homophobes are faggots.

I thought in this day and age we wouldn't have to deal with homophobia my grandfather was a leather daddy in the 50s and he had AIDS and that's ok and multiculturalism is great and I love black cock

This, but literally

You dumbass or, alternatively, you hipster. Snappy's dead and you link to a live 4chan thread?

Our mods could learn to something from this.

faggot

nou

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If this was real life, I would burn your emoji crop to the ground

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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!πŸ˜­πŸ‘‹ β–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 πŸ’―TrueπŸ’― Daddies are irreplaceable πŸ’–I could never delete you Daddy!πŸ’– Send this to ten other πŸ‘ͺDaddiesπŸ‘ͺ who give you πŸ’¦cummiesπŸ’¦ Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you πŸš«πŸš«πŸ‘Ώ 3 back: you're squishyβ˜οΈπŸ’¦ 5 back: you're daddy's kittenπŸ˜½πŸ‘ΌπŸ’¦

πŸ’žDaddyπŸ’ž be nimble🚢🏻 Daddy be quickπŸƒπŸ»πŸ’¨ Daddy has a rockπŸ—Ώ hard dick πŸ†πŸ˜! 1⃣cummyπŸ’¦ 2⃣cummyπŸ’¦πŸ’¦ 3⃣cummyπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ 4βƒ£πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦! Daddy cumsπŸ’¦ so much he can't cum any moreπŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™Š! Ghost cummyπŸ‘»πŸ’¦ Ghost cummyπŸ‘»πŸ’¦ don't be scaredβŒπŸ˜–βŒ! There's always more cummiesπŸ’¦πŸ‘… that can be sharedπŸ‘¬! Daddy makes me ☁squishy☁ Daddy makes me πŸ’§wetπŸ’§Daddy treats me like his little petπŸˆπŸ©πŸ•! Send this to 69 πŸ’―TRUEπŸ’― Daddy's or else you'll 🚫never🚫 get any cummiesπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ again 😦😳😎

WoahπŸ’¦ WoahπŸ’¦ WoahπŸ’¦ Hold onπŸ’¦ Stick em UPπŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™† THAT'S RIGHTπŸ”« THIS IS A ROBBERYπŸ”« Hand over the CUMMIESπŸ”«πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ and no DADDYπŸ˜«πŸ‘¨πŸ˜¨ gets hurt πŸ“¨Send this to your naughtiestπŸ‘„ little πŸ‘„partners in crime πŸ˜πŸ”«πŸ˜πŸ”« and you'll get πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°SACKSπŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’° OF CUMMIESπŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ Get 5πŸ”³ back, you're a πŸ’“squishyπŸ’“ little rebel without a causeπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ Get 10πŸ”³ back, you're a 😎😎😎career cummieπŸ’¦ criminal πŸ™†πŸ”«πŸ”« bustin all the daddiesπŸ‘¨πŸŒ½πŸ† banksπŸ’°πŸ’΄ Get 15πŸ”³ back, you're a little 😼😼FAT CAT😻😻 with mad stacksπŸ’°πŸ’¦ of CUMMIESπŸ’°πŸ’¦ Get 20πŸ”³ back, you're the πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘CUMMIE πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ QUEENπŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘

DICKCEMBERπŸ˜«πŸ†β˜ƒ is cumming up santa's little hoesπŸŽ…πŸΌπŸŽ…πŸΌ you have ONE MONTH to find a daddyπŸ˜πŸ˜‹πŸ’¦ πŸ‘… that will sure fill your stocking with his creamy eggnogπŸ˜‰πŸ† so find those pair of jingle bells that you wanna rock around the christmas tree all night longπŸŽ„ride your daddy's reindeer all night like πŸŽ…πŸΌ does with his sleigh ya slutty elfπŸ˜«πŸ˜‰ so this DICKCEMBER be sure to suck on daddy's candy cane all day every dayπŸ˜‹πŸ‘…πŸ’¦

πŸ’¦πŸ’¦Fuck me hard ❀️daddyπŸ’˜β€οΈπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’―πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ˆ I want your 😜😜gigantic cockπŸ†πŸ† in my 🌟✨princess hole,πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ’– and I want you to πŸ’₯πŸ’₯slam it in and out😍😍, fuck me good,πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’―πŸ’¦πŸ”₯ I want you to πŸ’—πŸŒŸhold me downπŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡ and fuck meπŸ‘…πŸ’¦πŸ‘‹πŸ‘ until I can't take it anymore, πŸ”₯πŸ”₯then keep going πŸ’–daddyπŸ’–πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Š. By the time you're done,πŸ’¦πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ˆ I want your cockπŸ†πŸ† to be πŸ”₯πŸ”₯raw and throbbingπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ‘…, and all my holes filled😊😊😊

I'm down to support Sharia law if they throw your ass from a roof, tbqh

Y r u so meeeeeeeean :((((((((((

Just looking out for our collective sanity bby

πŸ’ž

The only way you can impress me is by showing me your big dick Ed

Oh you tease

Me+You Me You
Me Β πŸ‘³πŸ½ Β πŸ‘ΆπŸ½
You Β πŸ‘ΆπŸ½ Β πŸ‘±πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

I dunno what's worse, the emoji version or the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

I follow the Islamic faith, so that mod is being islamophobic by supporting homosexuality and trans people.

Muslims love traps tho, Iran even forces twinks to transition.

Afghans are hardline Sunnis and they still can't get enough bussy.

Play with fire get burnt

p.s. only a fool wouldn't recognize this as a War Games scenario

WTF is even the point of making a 4chan themed subreddit?

The idea is the rich, intelligent community of 4chan meets the creative, interesting discourse of reddit

This. But ironically.

Also they remove the tranny porn and keep the funny memes

Maybe rich in lead poisoning


"There Is No Future But What We Make Of Of It" -

u/imnotagayboy

Reminds me of that saying: "C combines the power and performance of assembly language with the flexibility and ease-of-use of assembly language."

i actually like C now, no shit

Haven't been near it in 30 years and never all that seriously back then, but I'd rather code C than maintain it and that's a fact.

C - The compiler knows better than you anyway, so why would you bother with assembly in the first place.

C is the official language of "you're smarter than the compiler and any library writers anyway, so why bother with high level constructs in the first place?

C is the official language of "you're smarter than the compiler and any library writers anyway, so why bother with high level constructs in the first place?

I guess it's for people who couldn't handle 4chan or something like that.

Highlights from 4chan

It's for people who don't want to waddle through the shit to find the top shitposts (definitely not me).

It's for 13 year olds who are too afraid of going on the real 4chan so they set up their own reddit outpost where they act like how they think 4channers act when in reality they just embarrass themselves and if they ever went on the actual 4chan they would find out their hero's actually are laughing at them.

He said, unironically, while posting on /r/drama.

r/drama is for us unwashed savages who aren't socially acceptable enough to post on r/subredditrama

SRD is all about yelling the generally accepted opinion on the drama's subject and occasionally repeating the drama in comments.

life is for people who are too afraid to kill themselves.

Meanwhile, reddit:

It's for 23 year olds who are too afraid of going into real life so they set up their own conversational outpost where they act like how they think real people act when in reality they just embarrass themselves and if they ever went out into the real world they would find out their hero's actually are laughing at them.

Lol I like how you talk about 4channers like they have standards of quality.

/u/BasicallyADoctor your famous daddy!

Make /u/BasicallyADoctor a mod and make r/drama great again!

Thisss

Deadass😎

omggggggggg senpai replied!!!!!

ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀ ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀ ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀

Edwin, I lurk this sub every day and your comments are some of the best πŸ˜‚

Danke! πŸ™

Loved that banning bit tho. You really banned then right? :D

Yes, haha it was simply epic, πŸ™ƒ

That upside down smiley emoji makes me want to make chicken nuggets

Why were you looking at a pornstar's year-old AMA?

Was linked to in a post from r/all.

Hey I didn't mean what I said earlier. My bad.

r/4chan posters proving what leet sekrit club cool internet pros they are once again by falling for the most obvious bait in the world

that guys a real moot

When someone tries to get you to join in on the homophobia, just say β€œNo way! That’s gay.”

I stopped banning people a few hours ago because I had to go help my neighbor collect firewood

How long did you ban them for?

1 day

Weak

Should have done it permanently for the lulz

The weak should fear the strong.

Who the fuck even let you be a mod there, back in my day, you'd have been sending us dixk pics in the modmail. Wiggy ruined 4chin

it was MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So you literally went out with another dude to collect faggots?

K

if youre using sticks instead of logs as firewood youre actually stupid

Logs are harder to fit up my butt

Now, now. You need wood of all sizes to really get a flame going.

Oh no banned on 4chan, however will people live with access to their accounts and karma...

It's not even real 4chan its 4chan for 13 year old pussies to scared to visit the real sote.

Should have distinguished your comments as a mod. Will you do that u/BasicallyADoctor ?

I did for some

speciesist

Uh... I'm at a loss here. Drama, I need some speciesist slurs stat

Anything about whites

Meatbags.

despite the fact i_understood_that_reference.gif, I can't ping him and throw out "meatbags," I need something punchier

Mon-keigh?

what a cuck

They'll also ban you for posting about /r/wsgy.

Terrible taste smh

Everything about this is retarded

Perfect.

Speciesist? The fuck?

It's made ironically? Can't you understand that this is a joke regarding the content of the post and basicallyadoctor's comment ?

Can't you understand that this is a joke

No. Thats why we are so fortunate to have such a big fucking genius explain it to us.

Why didn't he banned u/kittenstealer he screamed faggot atleast a thousand times in that thread.

Y... you know none of those users actually got banned, right? They were simulating 4Chan shitpost bannings...