He also seems to be worried about his possible receding hairline, and how few matches he gets on Tinder - https://www.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/7kfbgb/what_style_should_i_go_for_something_not_short_on

http://archive.is/LfWVv

/u/Gashhshshshsp yes you're ugly and lazy. Even if you had a case, I guarantee the moment you opened your mouth, you'd kill your case.

/u/Gashhshshshsp don't send me private messages. I'm not a fan of unsolicited dick pics. 2/10 btw.

Wtf??? Who is this?

Who is this?

Someone who's not interested, obviously

What? What have I done to you to say that stuff? Do I know you?

Why you have a problem with me?

I'm not a fan of unsolicited dick pics

Source?

I solicited yours

Sweet, I just faxed you a pic of my anteater

What a cute lil fella!

lil

1st of all

Is that a nazi emblem? And I’m getting shit for ranting about an advisor? Resistors eh, they really are a special breed

No u idiot its hindu

OMG! I think I found my hero...you’re post history too! You’re a legend!

Bruh you’re mentality Is iconic, we cool?

I'm beginning to quite like you. You should stick around.

He’s a legend, the way he talks, Reddit should have a sub deductayed to him, I aspire to be him one day. Jason for president

Absolutely not. He was rude to me. I'm actually on the blower with the police right now.

SNITCH!!!! Burn this prick to a cinder!!!!

Hindu

Mlk truk ariv

Yeah totally dude

Jason man can you teach me to be like you? Please?

I don’t claim. I work. Dole scum you say from behind a screen. I’ll fucking stab you in your sleep at your neck you prick!!!

I have 1 job as a waiter, and another as a bar steward at another place.

Go fuck yourself ‘bud’, only old guys who LIEK kids and touching kids used that word, oh wait....

Wtf you on about? Fuck off! And die

OH LOOK EVERYONE HIS GUY MADE THREATS WHILE I WAS ASLEEP BOO HOO

Pity ou woke up, I’d have knifed ou slowly in your sleep while you gag for your life hahaha

HAHa touched a nerve i win AGAIN. Now fuck off

You’re rattled because you respond with abuse. How can’t i? You scotch prick, I’m not a virgin unlike you so shhhhh you’ll speak when spoken to

I’m a well known troll so why ske things at face value you fucking Tory gobshite

Crying? I love giving ppl abuse, it’s fantastic, telling people to die and imagining stabbing them to death? It’s fucking great. I hate ppl. I was nice and pleasant once upon a time ago but that doesn’t work but being like this sure works

Being ugly...I lost everything 2 years ago, everything. All because of the way I look. Do you know what that’s like? Probably fucking not because you’re a Tory who’s brown nosed everyone in sight

Go fuck your self you cretin...Hope I bus runs over your head

Go away you dick head

Fuck off and die

What happened?

Sorry for being a dick :/

Fucking hell, he's an incel, /u/Standard12

No need to be a rudeboy, bud.

Why so grumpy all of a sudden? Spice high coming down eh?

Who the fuck are you? FUCK OFF!!!!

Alright then, spice it is.

https://www.yelp.co.uk/search?cflt=headshops&find_loc=Liverpool%2C+Merseyside

Here are Top 10 head shops in Liverpool, go get your dose off your local dealer and come back to us happy again.

So shut it, you mug

Dole scum? I work.

Taking the trash out when mummy asks isn't "working"

I have more jobs and make more money tHan you I’m sure you dirty peasant

Not enough to to fix your receding hairline, though?

Haha ‘oh look at how funny I am everyone I show off with the shortest comeback ever then try offend him about his hairline from behind a screen’

Stfu you little gobshite. I’ll fucking chop you up and burn yer family alive you nonce

I'm sure your hairline will be very intimidating while you do it. Be sure not to burn off what's left of your hair!

At least my hair isn’t virgin like you. That hairline looks down on peasant virgins like yourself 😉

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/7kfp64/kissless_virgin_too_ugly

You take that as face value from a troll? You know you’re own tricks best fam 😉

HAHAHHSHSHSH RUSTLED YOU FUCKING IMBECILE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAH

Oh my god, this is all so embarrassing for him but he just keeps going lmfao

Stfu you slut I’m winning, you’re not DEAL WITH IT

Deffo a Tory virgin tho you

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Are you 12?

You post dog ascii and flood your comments with emojis and constantly say "lmao". You're the 12 year old.

YouTube comments are for children.

/r/Drama is for deep, intellectual, philosophical, nuanced discourse.

HAHAHA THANK YOU PWPAS! HE IS SUCJ A MONG LIEK THE OTHERS ON HERE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THATJ FISH FOR UPVOTES AND THINK THEYRE HARD

HAHAHSHA 12 YEAR OLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your account history just screams ‘I’m a nonce’

Do you still live with mummy? Does she tell you your receding hairline is cute?

Peasant? Not arsed what tories think. Fuck off

LOL you’re post history,,,what a major paedophilie. Absolute virgin

Aren't you also a kissless virgin?

Nope! I lied to add screws trollness. You fell for it you stupid cunt! DIR VIRGIN DIE

I lied to add screws trollness

Is this a limey saying? I'm having trouble making sense of it.

Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia and ephebophilia are NOT the same thing as pedophilia. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia and ephebophilia are considered normal and healthy. Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition. My head hurts. I'm just trying to get my real life back.

You keep treating hebephilia and ephebophilia like pedophilia.

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who studies children, I am telling you, specifically, in child studies, no one calls ephebophilia pedophilia. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "pedophile family" you're referring to the paraphilia grouping of chronophilia, which includes things from nepiophibilia to hebepohilia to gerontophilia.

So your reasoning for calling ephebophilia pedophilia is because random people "call the ephebopophile ones pedophiles?" Let's get teleiophiles and mesophiles in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. An ephebophile is an ephebophile and a member of the chronophilia classification. But that's not what you said. You said ephebophilia is pedophilia, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the chronophilia class ephebophiles, which means you'd call nepiophiles, teliophiles, and other sexual attractions pedophilia, too. Which you said you don't.

Furthermore, pedophilia is beneficial to societies as it ensures reproduction starts at a young age and women are able to have their children around the prime of their breeding age (which is generally the late teens). This means that societies would replaced themselves rapidly, replacing losses suffered during war and disease, along with high-quality offspring produced via early breeding.

TL:DR! DIE

Don’t call me ‘friend’ either you fucking gobshite. Die of ebola

not an argument

DIE

facts dont care about your feelings

FACTS DONT CARE ACOUT THE CANCWR OU WILL HET AND ALL YOURE FAMILY WILL GET AN DIEEEE

🌽

You live on on that emoji you black bastard

My knife + you’re skull

Putting stickers on bananas isn't work.

I put stickers on your Mother’s fat fanny last night! She died insufferably sorry bro

Big if true

BIG LIKE YOURE FAT MOTHER!!! You’re gonna dirnifo

This but unironically.

Wtf are you on about?? I’ll knife you’re neck

Enough of youur shite, fannybaws

Sorry :/

GET REKT AND DIE

ILL PUT MY HATCHET TO YOURE SKULL

HAHA NO REPLY BECAUSE YOURE A FAG!!! DIE INSUFFERABLY

I’ll fucking chop you up you Tory cunt

👌

Thing is I actually will when I try locate the prick. Do you want a go too? I’ll chop you up and burn you alive yer cunt

I'll chop the rest of your hairline back

Couldn’t chop cheese you bipolar cunt let alone hair

I'll chop that extra chromosome right off ya you deranged sisterfucker!

Chromosome? Yes it is extra because I’m smart 😎 deal with it

The extra chromosome is indicative of many developmental diseases, including Down's Syndrome, you dumbass.

No shit Einstein. I was being sarcastic you waste of cock dribble

Judging by your frivolous orthography and punctuation, you do seem to have an extra chromosome stashed somewhere.

JUsging by your account history. You finger little girls you nonce

Yep, it's extra chromosome alright.

If I fingered little girls, I wouldn't be whining on /r/ForeverAlone you numpty fucking plonker.

Don’t need to, you arnt alone when your with little girls are you you fucking prat!

phahahaha, you're just too nonsensical to troll properly.

It kinda spoils the fun :(

I wonder whether your retardedness is on mother's side or on father's or are you an incest love child.

You can only speculate because you know fuck all you delusional gobshite! Die of cancer and all yor family burned alive while you watch dying of cancer

Touched a nerve, eh?

Are you from Yorkshire? Or your parents? I mean, Yorkshire is notoriously incestual.

Merseyside

Merseyside

Liverpudlian? Crap, my theory about your being a smackhead is confirmed.

YES that’s right, I am ashamed of being so, they push down walls and Piss on the dead, fuck that

Is that some Liverpudlian gobbledegook you fucking chavs have? Speak English, you fucking nonce.

What? I don’t care I hate scousers. Ducking mince coming from you behind a screen, I’ll rip you’re thirst out and burn yer family to death

Ducking mince

iPhone user too, it's like you're a double faggot, you know that, right?

Which part of Merseyside you're from, bud?

Why so you can find me? I’ll meet up no problem ‘bud’

Come to Ukraine then, let's meet up in my city.

Fite me.

It’s ok I’ll let the bombs do the fighting for me 😉

Pfft, so much for a Scouser tough tits.

Ducking mince LOL I didn’t even notice that

Unoriginal prick. Get cancer

Ironically, cancer patients have better hairlines

No they don’t, you’re just a thick Cunt bet you’re form somewhere like Norwich you bad inbred

I mean, they do have better hairlines. You should go bald with that weak ass hairline

Imagine being English LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

It's nice that you scotfags have someone to look down on

You will speak when you are spoken to, sweaty (:

Are you falling in love with me rn?

I'm flattered but my bussy is off limits to brits

No.

Also:

brits

REEEEEEEE

Lol ur still ruled by the toothless english

TIOCFAIDH ÁR LÁ

I'll have you know I could become Irish anytime I want smdh.

Ur disgusting british genes will still be there, you'll never be a gaelic god like me

Ah well. Rule Britannia it is then.

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Indeed

OHHHHHHH ANOTHER BLOW TO FLAMINHOS DIGNITY HAHA YES JASON

😊😍😍 OHHHHHHHHHHHH FLAMINGO MERCAHNT GOT OWNED!!!!

Jason man, you keep doinng what you’re doing bro, take no prisoners.

I'm flattered but my bussy is off limits to brits

Don't make me fall in love with you because of that banter 👌😩

It's just my irish charm, don't fight it honeytits

Irish

(((HIBERNIANS)))

😂😂😂

imagine looking down on someone else as a burger while your country comes crashing down around you

i'm with you mate. the teaocide can't come soon enough

You got owned 5 messages back, so shut it you mug

Can you repost your picture so I can laugh some more

OWNED!!! Die

lol

I had cancer, go on make fun of that, see if I care

I had am cancer, go on make fun of that, see if I care

Lol good editing, I’m glad you and the other gonshotes on here will enjoy that, you homeless prick

Get all that sand out of your bussy boi

English you fucking danger to society

English

SPEAK AMERICAN YOU PEASANT!!!

Peasant? Haha slut!

DIe of Ebola

Oh shit, it's actually the OP of the original thread himself.

Ahahahahahaha

Nonce! Die of cancer

phahahaha, good thing you're in the UK, you wouldn't last a day in Slav countries, you unoriginal tosser.

Keep your ass blasted, mate.

Stfu ‘mate’ iv been in gangs and breaks and gun fights. I’ll blow you’re fucking head oiff with a double barrel shotgun clean on

Come to Kyiv then, mate.

I still hold on to a hope that you're just an unoriginal troll but if you're not - you're such a fucking divvy, mate and there's no hope for you...

or your hairline.

Your Ukrainian? You all have ugly hairlines look like crack beads and get bombed, haven’t you got better things to do? LIEK careful your kids don’t get blown to bits? Stuff like that? I Hope they do, BOOM OH SHIT A LITTLE ARM HAS JUST LANDED IN MY GARDEN WTF!!!!

So insecure about your hairline mate. I mean, I'm balding at 25, so I'm just owning that shit, you should too. It'd make wonders to your mental health.

LIEK careful your kids don’t get blown to bits? Stuff like that? I Hope they do, BOOM OH SHIT A LITTLE ARM HAS JUST LANDED IN MY GARDEN WTF!!!!

Ah, you got me there. Hope you never get to experience how artillery barrage sounds up close and hope you never shit your pants when armed men stop and frisk you, while humiliating and intimidating you.

I didn't but I was kinda close.

Good, hopefully closer next time. You and your family getting blown to bits and I’m here sitting my garden with nice fresh air and coffee 😊😊😊😊 ahhhh wonderful wonderful wonderful

Have a nice artillery barrage ‘mate’ 😉

Nah, I'm good and my family's good so far, thank you for your concern.

How much do you scam your Jobcentre Plus for? Mmm? How are you not off JSA?

I don’t get dole, I work. You don’t. I have safety. You don’t. I’m alive for years. You won’t be. I’ll keep an eye on the new for you getting bombed to bits this Xmas when I see my little brother opening nice Xmas presents from me an dyoyr kids open fuck all except hope they live another day

HA

I don’t get dole, I work.

Doesn't seem like it, bud. Come on, you're spending your time on Reddit while being high on spice.

You don’t.

I do, actually but at least my job gives me an excuse to use Reddit too.

I’m alive for years.

PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking dumbass smackhead.

My fucking sides, oh my fucking god.

You’re getting bombed today...I can feel it. You’ll go home to find your kids hung in their rooms

bombed to find your kids hung in their rooms

First of - it's "hanged" or "hanging", depending on who does the hanging, kids or someone else, you mush brained yobbo.

Second - I don't have any kids and your obsession with kids is very telling.

http://www.nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk/

Tell me your address and postal code, so I can tell these gents to pick you up and escort you to a nice facility for questioning.

Ukrainian mong! Been bombed for years dont take it out on me

mong

Is that the best you can do, you autistic Jimmy Carr?

Say that in your foreign accent without sounding like a spaz

Ебал тебя в рот, тупой долбоёб.

Typing it, not he same you absolute king. I just google Ukrainian bomb deaths and OMG I feel sorry for you like sea tho all them crispy dead bodies and half heads? Ugh fuck that

crispy dead bodies and half heads

You can't even type straight, let alone formulate coherent sentences, you fucking Scouser degenerate.

Doesn’t even make sense. You got owned now...bye 😉. BOOM OH SHIT LOOK OUT

So you're 15, right? 15-year old spice-addicted Scouser. How the fuck do you even exist?

You where just a wank until your mum got in the way

Ain't that the truth about most of humanity?

So, bud, how the fuck you couldn't even find a single bird to give you a blowie? Come, mate, surely there are crackhead birds in Merseyside.

Shut up you fucking cretin you’re so boring unoriginal prick

Your hairline isn't probably the only reason. The fact that you're a waiter/or a bar man also not a reason for not having fuck buddies.

What, your voice didn't crack and you sound like you're nine?

I don’t even understand what you said. Don’t ace. Fuck iff

Voice too, got it.

You said you became ugly. What happened? Car crash or some shit? Or are you just saying that "puberty hit you like a motherfucker"?

Lol if only puberty put in an appearance I’d have been a normal looking guy and it wouldn’t have ruined my life and I’d not be bitter about it. But again fuck off I’m bored now, iv owned you all now I put my feet up

Wait, so puberty then?

What's the problem? Have a shitton of acne? That's fixable, my friend.

No iv never had spots

What is it then?

I’m not Ukrainian and I don’t get the shit bombed it of me

Bomb dodger lol

Deflection is a common tactic for avoiding painful subjects.

What happened 2 years ago?

Stfu ‘mate’ iv been in gangs and breaks and gun fights.

Have you considered skipping a day of gunfights to go to the barber, or shop for a wig?

Why?

PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

??? What’s the problem? Why’s everyone giving me abuse? I don’t get it

Go get some more spice and come back to reddit.

God you’re boring

You can't blame me for trying to keep up with your legal high fueled energy.

Are you legit bipolar, have short term memory loss or had cause-effect recognition surgically removed?

Shut up u nonce I’ll chop you up

Yes I have. Can you delete that post?

Can you delete it please?

Sorry it be a Dick with the threats :(

I’m actually very smug about me saying this, lllllllove it 😎

If you post on this and start showing off for upvotes then your nan is a bricklayer

Your nan has a better hairline

Boooooo

Just shave it off. It looks sad and desperate. Speaking of which, weedwhack that bush. It makes your tiny dick look smaller.

Stfu you skank! I’ll hop you up in to pieces and feed you to my pitbulls

I’ll hop you up in to pieces

I'm not even sure how that'd work...

Chop****

I’ll whack a hatchet in to the base of your skull

It's adorable when Brits get uppity

Brits? You’re a yank? Canadian?

Canadian?

Ew no.

You’re a yank?

Yes I'm (((Globalist)))-American

Lol Donald trump runs you’re country! Let’s hope the genecide kills you and you’re family!

Theresa May is pretty much Donnie without the entertainment value. At least go with a Boris Johnson to keep it interesting.

There's a reason why Boris and Donnie are chums.

your* 😞

Korea gonna bomb you

You’ll be in to bits literally

Or ISIS! Who i have tried to join srs

not liking a full bush

lol this sub has such low-quality gays.

I'm all for celebrating 70s chic, just not when they're hung like this

Woof.

Art arf!

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Funniest shit. Apologise for going too far, then hours later is still screaming “die of cancer!”

Poor girl trying to help him, doing her job for shits like him.

😂😂😂 Greta isn’t it? LLLLLLLLLOVE IT!!!

I was getting abuse looong before I said anything bad! It’s not my fault

I'm starting to see why my dad left Britain.

Stfu you slut

Why is everyone giving me abuse for nothing? All I did was rant about my advisor treating me like shit and then I’m called everything on here.

Cause you’re an absolute faggot. Shave that nasty rats nest off your head too. Cunt

At least my hair can afford cod

Are you that much of a retard that you can’t even read that post? It says how can I get the code? At least my hairline isn’t receding. Please kill yourself. You pathetic loser. The world would be a better place without your ugly ass face in it.

MY HAILRINE HAS COD YOURE WWHOLE INVRED SELF DOESNT HAHA AND IM NOT A VIRGIN TOO UNLIKE YOU

The little bit of hairline you got left should enjoy cod while it’s still around. Not for much longer with how bad it is now.

VIRGIN VIRGIN VIRGIN

DOLE SCUM 1 - everyone else 0

Edit: except the nazi guy he’s a legend he’s winning most. Amen to Jason

/u/Gashhshshshsp Also, what are you on right now? Meth?

Who the fuck asked you to get involved? Go crawl back in your dead mums cave and be silent

My mum's alright.

Not meth then. Legal highs, right? Spice or some shit?

/u/Standard12 You're a Brit too, right?

Yep, confirmed.

Legal highs are still a thing in England/Wales, right?

Yeah, I figured, that guy said he's from Merseyside. Fucking scousers smh.

Yeah actually, I like neither Englishmen nor Welshmen. I like Scots tho. I find Scottish accent amazing, wish I could imitate it properly, closest I've gotten was someone calling my accent Irish.

Nope, Ukraine. I'm Ukrainian.