I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Whenever a r/drama post reachers r/all I cringe thinking about what people from all will see when they come to this sub. The le bussy and pasta memes. The shit posts stickied by the faggot mods, the drama power users circle jerking eachother.
I literally only come here for news or when IM bored. comment section is all ways trash filled with bussy and pasta. OH god how could I forget the le KeepYourselfSafe memery. old school shit
You think you’re winning this argument kid? Well think again. This is where your life ends pal. You know what I’ve got to do to you. It won’t be pretty, but you’ve really disappointed me. You’re just one of those people that don’t know. Those people that don’t know just won’t know you know? It’s like my good pal Albert Einstein once said, “I watch Rick and Morty so I have a pretty solid grasp on most aspects of theoretical physics, it’s actually funny you’re trying to debate me on this one because in the episode I just watched, Rick said ‘Wubba Lubba Dub Dub’ and I spat out my black coffee and realized that time is relative. So you know, if you’re not a thinker, you’re a sinker.” That’s what Albert Einstein said, it was very famous and very real. I once trounced an internet fool (who was echelons higher than you, I might add) in a high class debate about this very same topic once. He couldn’t remember all of the lyrics to ‘Get Schwifty’ so I basically knew it was over. He tried to respond to me by showing his important credentials like GPA, where he went to graduate school, and other meaningless nonsense, but I knew he wasn’t on my intellectual level. I struck him down with one final “And that’s the waaaaay the news goes!” and he was gone. You’re nothing to me, an incoherent, meaningless mass of text on a screen. I have better things to do than read the low tier filth that fills your mostly vacant brain. I could easily ignore you and continue my astute intellectual pursuits. If I were to turn off my computer right now and keep solving my theoretical particle dynamic physics equations while I study the Season 3 finale, that would mean you you could keep spreading the vile nonsense you tried (and horribly failed) to display to me, to the other poor souls who populate the internet. I have to destroy you where you stand. I have to grind your bones to dust and watch as your thoughtless mind shrivels away to nothing. It’s over for you. I can’t even try to save you. You worse than dead, you’re an infection. You disease others, and I must eradicate you. If you were any smarter, I would apologize to you for what is about to happen, but now I’m just upset I can’t spit on your dying corpse. Your life ends now. I’M PICKLE RIIIIIIICK!
I admit TLJ is not a masterpiece i never said it was, but is it not an "abortion".
Also check yourself , im sure i know more about film than you. Why don't you go back to clapping and drolling while watching A New Hope again on your fucking dvd player, cause we all know that's what you do.
Go watch some real films out of the scope of reddit, that is if your attention spam allows you to, before you come drolling like a retarded seal "hurr durr i know movies huh huh, huhhhh The Last Jedi bad, make me feel booh boo"
I admit this post is not a masterpiece i never said it was, but is it not "downvoted".
Also check yourself , im sure i know more about drama than you. Why don't you go back to clapping and drolling while posting in SRD again on your fucking iPad, cause we all know that's what you do.
Go visit some real subs out of the scope of reddit, that is if your attention spam allows you to, before you come drolling like a retarded seal "hurr durr i know drama huh huh, huhhhh /u/MasterLawlz bad, make me feel booh boo"
21 comments
1 TacdeR 2017-12-17
is all you faggots care about now pasta?? last month it was le bussy, month before that le mayocide and now le pasta.
1 tcfb 2017-12-17
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
1 TacdeR 2017-12-17
Whenever a r/drama post reachers r/all I cringe thinking about what people from all will see when they come to this sub. The le bussy and pasta memes. The shit posts stickied by the faggot mods, the drama power users circle jerking eachother.
I literally only come here for news or when IM bored. comment section is all ways trash filled with bussy and pasta. OH god how could I forget the le KeepYourselfSafe memery. old school shit
1 froibo 2017-12-17
WEW
1 shadowbanned2 2017-12-17
Imagine being this autistic
1 Yiin 2017-12-17
>two months ago
1 TacdeR 2017-12-17
I was in a coma for 6 months.
1 Yiin 2017-12-17
Absolutely not an excuse.
Or an argument.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-17
This but as it is
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-17
Should've aimed for 12.
1 pozbot 2017-12-17
poz
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-12-17
You think you’re winning this argument kid? Well think again. This is where your life ends pal. You know what I’ve got to do to you. It won’t be pretty, but you’ve really disappointed me. You’re just one of those people that don’t know. Those people that don’t know just won’t know you know? It’s like my good pal Albert Einstein once said, “I watch Rick and Morty so I have a pretty solid grasp on most aspects of theoretical physics, it’s actually funny you’re trying to debate me on this one because in the episode I just watched, Rick said ‘Wubba Lubba Dub Dub’ and I spat out my black coffee and realized that time is relative. So you know, if you’re not a thinker, you’re a sinker.” That’s what Albert Einstein said, it was very famous and very real. I once trounced an internet fool (who was echelons higher than you, I might add) in a high class debate about this very same topic once. He couldn’t remember all of the lyrics to ‘Get Schwifty’ so I basically knew it was over. He tried to respond to me by showing his important credentials like GPA, where he went to graduate school, and other meaningless nonsense, but I knew he wasn’t on my intellectual level. I struck him down with one final “And that’s the waaaaay the news goes!” and he was gone. You’re nothing to me, an incoherent, meaningless mass of text on a screen. I have better things to do than read the low tier filth that fills your mostly vacant brain. I could easily ignore you and continue my astute intellectual pursuits. If I were to turn off my computer right now and keep solving my theoretical particle dynamic physics equations while I study the Season 3 finale, that would mean you you could keep spreading the vile nonsense you tried (and horribly failed) to display to me, to the other poor souls who populate the internet. I have to destroy you where you stand. I have to grind your bones to dust and watch as your thoughtless mind shrivels away to nothing. It’s over for you. I can’t even try to save you. You worse than dead, you’re an infection. You disease others, and I must eradicate you. If you were any smarter, I would apologize to you for what is about to happen, but now I’m just upset I can’t spit on your dying corpse. Your life ends now. I’M PICKLE RIIIIIIICK!
1 Yiin 2017-12-17
I admit TLJ is not a masterpiece i never said it was, but is it not an "abortion".
Also check yourself , im sure i know more about film than you. Why don't you go back to clapping and drolling while watching A New Hope again on your fucking dvd player, cause we all know that's what you do.
Go watch some real films out of the scope of reddit, that is if your attention spam allows you to, before you come drolling like a retarded seal "hurr durr i know movies huh huh, huhhhh The Last Jedi bad, make me feel booh boo"
Idiot.
1 rewind45 2017-12-17
Nice.
1 Yiin 2017-12-17
It's yours!
1 rewind45 2017-12-17
Ahhhhhhh, awesome 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊
1 weniscommander 2017-12-17
Adventure movie escapism is literally so important.
1 rewind45 2017-12-17
Nice desu.
1 pwpas 2017-12-17
What's with the downvoting in here?
1 Yiin 2017-12-17
It's mad lolcow disease.
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-17
I admit this post is not a masterpiece i never said it was, but is it not "downvoted".
Also check yourself , im sure i know more about drama than you. Why don't you go back to clapping and drolling while posting in SRD again on your fucking iPad, cause we all know that's what you do.
Go visit some real subs out of the scope of reddit, that is if your attention spam allows you to, before you come drolling like a retarded seal "hurr durr i know drama huh huh, huhhhh /u/MasterLawlz bad, make me feel booh boo"
Idiot.