The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I have about six gorillion shill accounts on RT and I've been using them all to give this movie a low score. Deal with it Star War nerds!

I seriously hope no one here is stupid enough to instantly believe what they see on 4chan. Seems like the author is, though.

I mean honestly, I can see it. Basement dwellers love to shit all over other people's fun

https://i.imgur.com/dYYRdij.jpg

Fuck u

:3

So do Jews.

So does r/drama.

Coincidence?

(((/r/drama)))

Someone who posts in /r/leafs would think that.

Someone who posts to /u/StevenUniverse would think that.

What's wrong with writing to Steven?

I thought he died of diabetes.

TIL MovieBob is still around.

Yeah, I thought Carrie Fisher killed him in Episode 6.

He gets his energy from shitposting about Cinema Sins

I thought they replaced jabba with cgi?

Oh no, 4chan hates new star wars.

I mean, who's been raging about star wars for thirty fucking years? I'm surprised the critic scores are so high. Of course the writers state the empire is white supremacy but the idea of "diversity" if more fucking hoo-mans and a sexist caricature of a female superhero.

I thought it was the poor plot conception.

I mean it wouldn't really be unheard of for 4chan users to fuck with online scores. Not really a crazy conspiracy.

He quotes Peter Coffin, a noted racist, sexist, and doll-fucker, in to prove his point. I'm not sure what's sadder - Bob dying slowly from diabetes, or azn-hating Petey re-branding himself as a leftist while posting multi-page tweets to support a fucking disney film.