John Podesta makes a retarded Twitter post saying that it's time to "lift the veil" on UFOs and aliens, autists blame him for initiating project Blue Beam

37  2017-12-18 by templesthataum

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This is good for /r/conspiracy because the mouth breathers there won't know whether to applaud him for his stance on UFOs or crucify him for his (obvious, natch) role as mastermind of the pizzagate child-fuck-a-thon.

The reptoids demand child toys in exchange for letting us live. Podesta is a hero.

I don't care about someone's opinions on aliens if they're out there fucking kids.

Jewish space lizards don't have genitals, you nonce.

there's gotta be a rational, syncretic explanation detailing how public knowledge of aliens will help his kiddie smuggle time

Seems to be the major MO actually. At least timeline wise.

They've really and truly volunteered to self immolate. Seems that would all be made less than relevant if we had a world uniting, threat from all around, eh?

What you think the hollweird sex stuff is? The cartoon president and president nominees. I'm not being r/conspiracy: Trump is an actor, Hillary is an actor, they ARE ALL VERY GOOD FRIENDS.

RONALD REGAN WAS AN ACTOR. All our politicians are equally actor+hypnotistshats just the basic requirement. They're sheep herders not friends, all of them.

They're so smug knowing when they make themselves targets they still appear real...they are not real.

there we go

Seems to be the major MO actually. At least timeline wise.

They've really and truly volunteered to self immolate. Seems that would all be made less than relevant if we had a world uniting, threat from all around, eh?

What you think the hollweird sex stuff is? The cartoon president and president nominees. I'm not being r/conspiracy: Trump is an actor, Hillary is an actor, they ARE ALL VERY GOOD FRIENDS.

RONALD REGAN WAS AN ACTOR. All our politicians are equally actor+hypnotistshats just the basic requirement. They're sheep herders not friends, all of them.

They're so smug knowing when they make themselves targets they still appear real...they are not real.

God I fucking love this timeline

While I don’t doubt that we aren’t alone in this universe, I doubt aliens would want anything to do with our douchebag planet.

True that. I don't think I know anyone that this world has not corrupted.

I'm sure he's doing it on purpose at this point. He did something similair a couple months ago, and tards were as easily wrangled as they are now. "Muh bloobeem".

If you have paranoid idiots in your inbox every day, I would fuck with them too.

The best demographic to have in your corner = the paranoid crazies. That way, anytime you're being accused of something, they'll defend you and blame it on some nefarious element trying to smear your good name.

Well you're surely wrong. Hillary, his bestie, has been dropping hints, carrying books, about UFOs since her husbands stay in the house.

The despicable assholes can't wait to force people's attention towards some shite fake alien scenario.

Not even taking the rumors into account, and they're more than rumors, these people's energy are rancid and they are very grotesque looking.

The pizza gate narrative covers things that are true but it's being carried out by the supposed criminals. This is farce. Just like the election. She'd rather be an actor than president. Alls stage.

He's playing you guys for fools and you guys actually go along.

I do t think you understand. Hillary has had a UFO boner for decades now... He is Hillary's mate. It's fake disclosure.

Duh.

Everyone should move along. You'll find out soon enough, and come back to this post then.

I don't think you understand you're being the butt-end of a joke. Instead you take the joke super seriously.

I dont know what you're talking about. I don't believe in ufos or the culture. I believe it's a thing...a thing created and manipulated.

It's the fact they've spoonfed the UFO culture to the populous to cover and integrate with their other projects.

Yes I know, and I still think theyre making you the butt-end of the joke whenever they get conspiracy theories panic about bluebeam.