Be on the lookout...

19  2017-12-18 by v_is_one_person

Supposedly Twitter has new rules going into effect today to purge all the troublemakers, and further (supposedly) they will be erring on the side of blunt instruments and laziness and will suspend anyone who receives 10 reports over the lifetime of their account.

So keep a lookout for internet casualties today and do your part to report any suspiciously entertaining or spergy accounts you might be familiar with!

28 comments

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-18

supposedly

Let's report daddy!

1  supergauntlet 2017-12-18

lets report u tbqfhwyf

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-18

https://twitter.com/ed_butterdtoast/status/942772707313242112

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-18

https://twitter.com/ed_butterdtoast/status/942773533473636358

1  TrailerParkBride 2017-12-18

What kind of stupid, self-absorbed nudge makes a tie-in Twitter account for their r/drama shooting? Fuck you, Ed.

1  WarSanchez 2017-12-18

Hey, some of us have a social life outside of Reddit

looks at Ed's Twitter

Ok, nvm...

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-18

It's not an active one lol. I don't use Twitter :/

1  pwpas 2017-12-18

You are such an incredible loser.

1  WarSanchez 2017-12-18

It's ok have a twitter I don't use either and would have done the same thing lol

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-18

Same.

1  WarSanchez 2017-12-18

Same

1  pwpas 2017-12-18

I've never seen someone care so much about their online "persona".

1  IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-18

Remember that time he got suspended for a week and then pretended he went on vacation and couldn't reddit

1  pwpas 2017-12-18

And he said "I'll be going away like this for the next few months now"

And never disappeared again.

1  IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-18

I know, we could dream though... we could dream

1  Luminous_Shade 2017-12-18

The same kind of person who gets off on being humiliated, cucked and having their nuts stomped on by ugly fat chicks who say he isn't good enough to even look at them.

1  v_is_one_person 2017-12-18

Do it!

1  pwpas 2017-12-18

You're the new pizzashill, who can't stop thinking about trump. But you're far more retarded.

1  IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-18

/u/Ed_ButteredToast is the mommy defense force.

He's with Her, and isn't ashamed to make that blatantly obvious

1  Matues49 2017-12-18

Still talking about Clinton on the eve of 2018

Rent-free

1  IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-18

Still defending mommy in [CURRENT YEAR+2]

Rent-free in your peabrain

1  youpostyoudie 2017-12-18

I have documents here revealingly /u/IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu's MRI scan and it appears she has a perfectly smooth brain. No wrinkles at all, like a billiard.

1  Honk4Tits 2017-12-18

RIP Tariq's account.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-18

🎺🎺

(. )( .) Τ„(β‰–β€Ώβ‰–Τ…)

1  Eight_Ace 2017-12-18

Those far-right scamps linked by Daddy, Britain First, have been kicked off Twitter. Should free up some bandwidth at the very least.

1  v_is_one_person 2017-12-18

Sweet.

1  TherapyFortheRapy 2017-12-18

Shouldn't their investors be on them to do something that might actually make money?

At this point, I'm halfway convinced that Twitter was created by George Soros in anticipation of the financial crash, entirely so that he could foment race and gender strife to distract from class issues.

1  yourmumsanargonian 2017-12-18

You can actually advertise on Twitter, as I found out through work. It's handy if you can't be bothered going outside to throw your advertising budget into a bin.

1  fucknazimodzzz 2017-12-18

Twitter actually doesn't make money and never really has