>not even being the FCC can get him bobs and vagene

>feelsbadman.jpg

JFC, is this really happening? I'm really starting to lose the plot of this timeline, but I can't say I'm not enjoying it.

I'm going to guess that no, this isn't happening.

Truly the dankest timeline.

I'll "things that never happened" for bobs and vagene, thanks alex

Ted follows porn on Twitter, so why not?

I’m sure pornstars are well versed in libel law

Actually, libel / free speech case law is a porn star undergrad course. The first half of the semester is dedicated to Larry Flynt.

Well, if anyone is cautious about getting sued, it's a pornstar

Smart and a very nice lady as well. She used to host her website at a company I worked for and I did some trouble shooting for her from time to time. Every time she was just great to deal with.

Did she let you explore her colon as a thank you?

>gussy

GROCE!

colon

That's why I said gussy instead of pussy. Read a fucking book smh

Look, you illiterate fuck, just because I’ve been up straight for 36 hours doesn’t mean I can’t tell when someone’s misusing gussy. I fucking founded /r/gussy, and you’re goddam right that you’re officially banned for your disgusting hate speech.

I didn't consent to leafs nor hets in my inbox

Sasha Grey too, even if her taste in headphones is shit, ehh /u/SashaFuckingGrey?

what the fuck

something something poophole something something Schiit

its being said you have shit taste in headphones maam, care to comment on these allegations?

/u/ironicshitpostr is faggot

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hmm... i dont see plastic cat ears on any of those cans, it appears the allegations were well-founded

LMAO

Would you give Ajit Pai top to leave the internet alone?

Or bottom, whatever you're into nowadays.

There's only 2 kinds, size queens and liars.

No hate speech pls.

Those hd-800s... Unf

Want to mod this shit hole?

Ajit Pai wants to take you out for a nice seafood dinner and probably won't call you back. Thoughts?

Lol, by "really smart" you must mean "not a complete and total dimwit."

I mean shit, my dog is smart too. For a dog.

You take the word of a harlot over that of an honorable public servant?

Not really. The last thing Ajit Pai wants to do is be in a lawsuit with a pornstar over whether he asked her out, even if she is lying. His best bet is to let something like this die; a lawsuit just gives it more air and.

She's desperate for more exposure and I think Pai knows playing into this would give her that. But lol at dummies who think this could be real.

I don't think she made it up, it's not on her Instagram account. Someone probably faked both the Instagram post and the screenshot of the Twitter DM.

Eh. Hustler v Falwell. Not libel. It's social commentary & Pai is a public figure. No chance of winning a lawsuit.

This can't be real.

If it agrees with me politically, then it MUST be real!

100% fake and gay

Can you imagine Ajit Pai's bulbous fingers inserted into your vagina? His oversized chiclet teeth nibbling at the folds of your labia, tickling your clitoris as his eyes look up at you longingly from beneath his bushy eyebrow?

/u/ed_butteredtoast's biggest fantasy

KEK : Maximum

He's too busy rating cocks

Holy shit, /u/ed_butteredtoast can you tell us what it's like to literally be this retarded??

You shut your whore mouth; I need my rated cock rated at a good rating so I can enter the rating tournament that rates cocks.

Pay up then big boy 😏

That's a copypasta from one of those people who sell their panties and stuff. There was actually a bit of drama posted here about that particular one a while ago.

I almost downvoted this as a reflex.

Kinda like that one reflex yer nan lost in high school, right m8?

There is a lot I am willing to accept for dosh. Wether I am willing to imagine this depend on how much you are willing to spit out for it.

Don't stop, I'm close to cumming

why would you do this to me

Go on almost there hes like a curry version of Baby Booey.

Fake and gay.

Without that stupid watermark

Hope huzlers.com doesn't see this.

Uhhhh he's married and has kids.

and?

The most retarded kind, too. Asking a public person for sum fuk without being Harvey Weinstein.

Lol he has a wife and kids. Fake af

How's middle school going?

i want to believe

What a fucking stupid post

this is /r/funny-tier horse shit

Goodbye Ajit Pai.

You have tp be a literal retard to believe that's actually him.

I only went there for my masters degree.

Precisely

fake and gay

This never happened