"Mayocide box". If you're a mayo, pay us and in exchange we'll send you a list of instructions each month.

50  2017-12-18 by IAintThatGuy

65 comments

We encourage you to think about what you could cut back on or additional work you could take on to make the $100/$50/$25 fee a regular part of your reparations giving.

Wew lad. I almost feel bad for the mayo-americans. They're really ratcheting that mayo guilt up to 100.

Best part :

Is my subscription tax-deductible?

Safety Pin Box is a business, not a charity. Subscriptions are NOT tax deductible. You are purchasing a service & product.

They collect money for their "cause" and there's a shady form for black women to apply for "grants". But you don't know where the money is going, what they do with it...

It might have been created by /pol/ and the money finances 8chan.

my drama gland is fully engorged

If it's anything like BLM donations it's probably just one person keeping it all.

It's like a constant. If there's money circulating among black people, somebody somewhere is keeping it all (works for black controlled cities in the USA, african countries...).

It might have been created by /pol/ and the money finances 8chan.

Where do I sign?

To give them money, or to scam people?

Hell, either.

If you fall for this you deserve to part with that money.

Safety Pin Box is a monthly subscription box for white people striving to be allies in the fight for Black Liberation.

What exactly are they needing to be liberated from?

What exactly are they needing to be liberated from?

White people

*ypipo

What exactly are they needing to be liberated from?

Apparently their own money.

Working

100$ for a fucking backpack???

Bitch, I rather steal it.

Then you're probably black anyway, so it's ok you're not supposed to give them money.

Ystern Yurop representin' , homeboy.

Is it really like that?

Now, this is clearly a footage from early 90s...we have better housing now, also internet is fast and cheap.

Now that I think about it I could work remotely and telecommute from over there. I'd feel less poor (probably).

Nah, we would probably rob you and then give you away to the local gay population.

So not Chechnya.

You know, a referendum for same-sex marriage would pull through at least in my country...after 8 - 10 years, now it would be 31% for bussy rights...but you have to take into account that in 2005 it was only 11% for bussy rights.

Like abortion, fagging out should be safe, legal, discouraged and rare.

I mean, we're a historically oppressed, relatively poorer community stereotyped as violent thieves and car-jackers with a strong gang culture, sense of nationalism and horrendously ugly public housing, so you could say that Eastern Europe is basically diet Black America.

Never forget: Stalin's colonial politics, gulags, russification and serfdom.

WE WUZ SARMATIANS N SHIT

That's imperialist propaganda though

" Serfdom" = " imperialist propoganda"

🤔🤔🤔

He put his politics into your COLON?!

From a nazi perspective you're as subhuman as any nigger so there's that.

How would you know that

Nazis wrote whole books about their opinions on racial matters. Passed laws and everything.

So have Democrats.

> first month

> instructions:

> kill yourself

And take as many as you can with you! Why pay when you can get the same quality content from /r/drama free of charge?

I didn't get to see my score :(

I saw it and it was bad, man. You've really got some thinking to do.

May I suggest you start by purchasing the Ally Backpack, for the reasonable reparation of $100?

Their quiz is pretty fucking disappointing. They're just a lot of questions about left-wing bullshit. They should be asking stuff like "what kind of mayo repulses you the most?" or "do you favor feeding ground up mayos to pigs?"

Yes. Not even a "mayocide when?".

The worst part is it gives you the same answer every time. I took the answer twice, answering the questions the way they want you to (police are bad, black people deserve reparations, etc.) and then answered them the opposite way, and got the same result:

The Ally Backpack is a great place to begin!

You are starting to grasp race as an issue we have to deal with, but you have only scratched the surface and still probably believe in idealistic solutions that don’t produce real work. You might also still be really attached to American nationalism, which can’t be true given it’s history of racism and genocide. We think you would be served well by continuing to learn more and being in a community of people who have been exploring these questions for a while while going back over the basics.

Our e-ally subscription is a great way for you to enter into this work as a newbie and learn in a community of people who have walked down this path you are just starting on. You should also try our Ally Backpack, a one-time foundational box. It will help you start to unpack some of the foundations of race for you!

"First, you will need a chair and a high quality noose."

That's a good idea, but first have them draw a will that makes your org the beneficiary (or else you're losing a mayo you could milk every month).

As featured in... NPR

Another grudge against NPR. Thanks for the post OP.

I'm not White, but I took the quiz anyway. One of the questions asks if my church has a social justice group. The problem is I don't go to church anymore. Can you believe they just assumed my religious affiliation?

And another question reads:

Do you feel like you are the only white person in your community who cares about race?

I shouldn't complain about this, since this site is obviously for ypipo, but why are the questions filled with so many assumptions?

Here's my result just for kicks and giggles. Let's see how woke I am (not):

The Ally Backpack is a great place to begin!

You are starting to grasp race as an issue we have to deal with, but you have only scratched the surface and still probably believe in idealistic solutions that don’t produce real work. You might also still be really attached to American nationalism, which can’t be true given it’s history of racism and genocide. We think you would be served well by continuing to learn more and being in a community of people who have been exploring these questions for a while while going back over the basics.

Our e-ally subscription is a great way for you to enter into this work as a newbie and learn in a community of people who have walked down this path you are just starting on. You should also try our Ally Backpack, a one-time foundational box. It will help you start to unpack some of the foundations of race for you!

And they want me to buy their 100 USD backpack... Do they seriously think people would bend over backward for this? This feels like nothing but scam.

Can you believe they just assumed my religious affiliation?

It's actually pretty common! I'm white (or white passing, depending if you define "whiteness" in the nazi sense, or the SJW sense) and in Africa everyone assumes I'm a christian (especially in muslim countries).

In some places people don't even consider atheists can exist.

I can see that in other countries where White people being an oddity, but we are in the U S of A for God's sake.

Christianity is no longer the majority of this country this year, I believe.

Do you feel like you are the only white person in your community who cares about race?

Oh, no, there are a lot of white people who care about race, but probably not in the sense you had in mind.

And they want me to buy their 100 USD backpack...

It probs not even invisible. Tho it would be an extra neat way to shear mayos by sending them empty boxes with a piece of paper that says that they had the invisible knapsack all along.

Do they seriously think people would bend over backward for this?

People do though, they eat this shit up and so did the news.

And another question reads:

Do you feel like you are the only white person in your community who cares about race?

I shouldn't complain about this, since this site is obviously for ypipo, but why are the questions filled with so many assumptions?

Well, the site is aimed at "white people who want to be allies in the fight for Black liberation" so the assumption is that if you're taking the quiz, you want to be an ally and therefore care about race.

That is a good point. Then this question is useless if the answer is already "true."

Subscriptions are a way to financially support Black woman

Shit, don't my taxes already do that?

Not that particular black woman, no.

Bet you a month of WIC payments it does.

Regardless of whether you answer their quiz truthfully or pretend to be a whiteguilt sjwfag, you get the same result https://i.imgur.com/niplVwl.png

And only $100 for 6 videos complaining about waipiple and muh repurashuns? Sign me the fuck up.

Yeah I try to do the quizz as a white supremacist would, and I got the same. I assumed they asked extra money if you were fashy.

I didn't know nationalism was a true or false thing.

Truthfully might have been the wrong word. It's more a question of whether you think it's right to punish the grandson for the sins of his grandfather or you seeing their racebaiting bullshit for what it is.

I saw a mini documentary abo ut the women behind this, she's a fucking genius. All those mayos lining up to give her money.

Did anyone sign up an get the free task? Anyone wanna share pls?

Is kiwifarms down, or is it my workplace keeping me from browsing it?

Looks like you got a no-fun-allowed sysadmin at work. Here's an excerpt:

  • How does power flow in your community?

  • Who are the most marginalized? Be sure to do research on the statistics of Black incarceration and wealth gaps in your area too"

"if there's anything I have learned its that white people love being told what to do by black people. If only there was some way to market this."

Black women and femmes.

the fuck

If I want to pay a black woman to humiliate me, it had better end with at least a reacharound.

This kind of shit needs to happen in countries dominated by Sharia Law to be truly juicy and get a proper reaction.