The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
They shouldn't. One Christmas isn't really about Christ anymore. Two, so what they have chaunakuh and three, they have 8 crazy nights! That sounds way better. I want to celebrate for eight nights. And so what if you're different? I celebrate jew holidays with my jew friends and it's fun.
Can't I just enjoy a nice quiet Hanukkah without some schmaltzy gentile putz getting all verklempt over some old dead kike they like to hang from their neck? Go bother your mother. Maybe if that alta kaka would stop shtupping the neighborhood schvartzes for a second, she could try raising your schmendrick tuches for once.
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1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-12-18
Jews did this
1 smokes_degrass 2017-12-18
They did some downvotes, too.
1 tortillastomper 2017-12-18
They shouldn't. One Christmas isn't really about Christ anymore. Two, so what they have chaunakuh and three, they have 8 crazy nights! That sounds way better. I want to celebrate for eight nights. And so what if you're different? I celebrate jew holidays with my jew friends and it's fun.
1 pwpas 2017-12-18
Oh shit my mom is here
1 smokes_degrass 2017-12-18
get on the fucking chamber, schlomo
1 Boeing676 2017-12-18
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1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-12-18
Can't I just enjoy a nice quiet Hanukkah without some schmaltzy gentile putz getting all verklempt over some old dead kike they like to hang from their neck? Go bother your mother. Maybe if that alta kaka would stop shtupping the neighborhood schvartzes for a second, she could try raising your schmendrick tuches for once.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-18
Happy 6th day of Hanukkah btw bb 😗
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-18
You’re gonna shoot your eye out