When Todd Palin, 53, confronted his son at the door with a pistol, the younger Palin broke a window and entered the house and started beating his father, according to court filings. Palin pushed his father to the ground and hit him repeatedly on the head, the documents say.
Apparently she was in her mid-twenties when she had her first kid, and she had Trig when she was in her 40's. Incidentally, her other kids are named Bristol, Willow and Piper.
A lot of this stuff probably wouldn't have happened since they wouldnt have gotten rich, which probably would have led to this dude going to jail last time he beat up his girlfriend rather than getting probation. The Palin family hitting the big time has given us an incredible glimpse into the lives of Alaskan snowbillies.
58 comments
1 buttermyself 2017-12-19
This is obviously obamas fault.
1 better_bot 2017-12-19
They're blaming PTSD. A poignant time to remind everyone the Dallas BLM shooter was a vet too.
1 buttermyself 2017-12-19
The blm that prosecutes poor innocent ranchers or the good blm?
1 better_bot 2017-12-19
There's a bad BLM?
1 buttermyself 2017-12-19
Yes, Bussy Love Misers are pretty terrible because they hog all the bussy, obviously.
1 menvaren 2017-12-19
Could you better illustrate the Palin family with just a dozen words?
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckz6IN-5bP8
Hidden footage of Palin family during the incident.
1 zergling_Lester 2017-12-19
Or the dinner scene from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
1 OniTan 2017-12-19
Actual audio taken after a Palin family brawl.
https://youtu.be/kbQbnXCx4T8?t=7
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-19
Yes. Later in the article:
1 JumbledFun 2017-12-19
And inbred chucklefucks wanted this gang of white trash to be the first family.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-12-19
Only rural and suburban retards voted for Trump. City people all voted for Hillary.
1 Stuntman119 2017-12-19
I'm sorry but b o t h s i d e s are shit thanks
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-19
How is "Track" a persons first name?
Why didn't "Track" grow up to be a Private Detective?
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
He was on a different track.
1 DepressToImpress 2017-12-19
That stunk.
1 subpoutine 2017-12-19
Don’t be Trippin.
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-19
I liked it.
1 MG87 2017-12-19
The retarded son is named "Trig". Which is just mean, poor kid would never pass trigonometry.
1 froibo 2017-12-19
Why didn't we have a Trump/Palin ballot?
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-19
Only one joke candidate per election, it's one of the lesser-known Amendments.
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-12-19
You know they have to at least have considered it. I wonder what that conversation was like.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-12-19
Because contrary to common opinion, Trump isn't a total retard.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-12-19
Todd Palin 2024
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-19
Stein Palin 2020 let's phonebank this weekend
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-12-19
Match me
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-19
God, it'd be the dream wouldn't it
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-12-19
I'd go to a town hall and ask her questions in my Sarah Palin voice. It's fkn spot on
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-19
Omg mine too. But it's literally just a Minnesota accent, at least when I do it.
"How many bears would you shoot, since bears are a serious national security concern" <Minnesota accent>
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-12-19
Funny thing is, I'm from Alabama. I fuck with people so hard. It's almost second nature sometimes.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-19
Oh no, I'm so sorry
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-12-19
not as sorry as I am. Good thing is you can tell how small a dude's dick is by how big his truck is.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-19
Goddess bless you sister, hail satan
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-19
Pistol whipped by his own gun.
1 pointmanzero 2017-12-19
Ultra-Pussy
1 freet0 2017-12-19
Thats not a name what the fuck
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-19
That's not even the worst lol. Her other son is named Trig Paxson.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-19
Is that the downie? Smh it fits
1 menvaren 2017-12-19
They are famously good at trigonometry.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-19
They do like bending things
1 grungebot5000 2017-12-19
Trisomy-G, baby
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-12-19
Was she a teen mom?
1 imaginarycreatures 2017-12-19
Apparently she was in her mid-twenties when she had her first kid, and she had Trig when she was in her 40's. Incidentally, her other kids are named Bristol, Willow and Piper.
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-12-19
Well then there's no excuse
1 SWIMsfriend 2017-12-19
holy shit, Sarah has aged amazingly well. she's like 60. Why do all Republicans age so fucking well?
Bernie Sanders is the same age as Trump and Sanders looks like the israeli version of the Crypt Keeper
1 preserved_fish 2017-12-19
Just gonna horseshoe theory here a little, but Susan Sarandon is looking good for 70.
1 ItsSugar 2017-12-19
Kellyanne
1 MG87 2017-12-19
Like melting wax candle
1 Makrian 2017-12-19
Funniest thing I've ever read on this goddamn site.
1 Prysorra 2017-12-19
Calling in an airstrike
1 trimbledorkus 2017-12-19
white trash
1 broden 2017-12-19
This implies that regular trash have fake names all the time.
1 trimbledorkus 2017-12-19
ALL TRASH MATTERS
1 kiathrowaway92 2017-12-19
lmao
Does this dude know he's the child of an Alaskan politician, and not some Saudi prince?
1 grungebot5000 2017-12-19
he can see saudi arabia from his drunken stupor
1 SWIMsfriend 2017-12-19
there's an alternate reality where the RNC said "you know what, let's not pick Sarah Palin" and we would never know any of this shit ever happened.
1 grungebot5000 2017-12-19
well, she was still the governor and her son is still white trash in trouble
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2017-12-19
A lot of this stuff probably wouldn't have happened since they wouldnt have gotten rich, which probably would have led to this dude going to jail last time he beat up his girlfriend rather than getting probation. The Palin family hitting the big time has given us an incredible glimpse into the lives of Alaskan snowbillies.