I mean, he could have picked a productive hobby like I did, rather than draw a shitty, stupid, unfunny comic.
Me? I cyber bully people until they feel like they have no choice but to delete their accounts, often losing years of their posts and comments from ever being accessed again.
Seriously, it's not going to get any better. Your life is going to get worse and worse and more miserable as every meaningless moment passes in front of you. You may as well just fucking kill yourself.
The rules are as clear as day, you stupid hillbilly. Read this:
Do not post content that encourages, glorifies, incites, or calls for violence or physical harm against an individual or a group of people
I'm not sure if your stupid angry mayo microbrain can comprehend what this means, but rest assured you are, in fact, in violation of the content policy.
Don't listen to these haters, you seem like you have a lot of talent. It looks like you need some places to show off your comics, have you tried here yet?
there are a lot of female fans, I thought maybe this sub would dig it. My bad, I won't post in here again. Although there's some Lana Del Rey-themed strips that are killer!
And this super polite fuck you:
Can you recommend a book for me to read? Not on this, just something I'd like.
"Hey I'm not interested in actually talking about this topic with you, why don't you recommend a restaurant or band or something, fuckface?"
there are a lot of female fans, I thought maybe this sub would dig it. My bad, I won't post in here again. Although there's some Lana Del Rey-themed strips that are killer!
Can't leave kid, already overwhelmed and a divorce would just add more problems in the short term, the creeping sense that you're worthless and leaving would make you alone and even more unhappy forever, that thing that happens when you beat a dog every day and eventually it just accepts it and stops fighting back, etc.
It doesn't take a mind-reader to figure out what "somebody should clean the oven" means. The fact that she isn't already doing it means that somebody isn't her, and there's only one person left.
yeah, I've had a girlfriend like that. She would flip her shit if the house wasn't vacuumed every.single.day.
I just called it some kind of nesting syndrome that women get affected by and rode with it so long as it didn't get outrageous. She'd have the cleanest house but then go and smoke nasty stanky cigarettes. Confused me.
It doesn't take a mind-reader to figure out what "somebody should clean the oven" means.
Yeah after a while you figure that out, but it's still incredibly passive aggressive.
It's a way of asking someone to do something without actually asking them to do it. Which seems dumb when there already exists words for that purpose.
Personally, if I want someone to do something, I'll ask them to do it. If I say something else, it's because I want something else. Like if I say "someone should clean the oven" that generally means "let's have a conversation about who the best person to clean the oven is. Maybe me, maybe you, maybe we hire someone else, maybe the oven doesn't even need cleaning after all."
Well yeah, but "you need to clean the oven" puts the interlocutor on the spot in way that I don't think "someone needs to clean the oven" does.
Look, I'm not trying to be the 💯💯💯 best woman respecter 2017 here, I just think "passive aggressive" is a needlessly malicious descriptor for this kind of behavior
"maybe the oven doesn't even need cleaning after all" asking the real questions here. Seriously, a woman this nagging and passive aggressive about such trivial matters actually cooks for her husband? get fucking real
How about instead of being a huge cunt, she acts like an adult in a relationship and says in a polite tone of voice, "Baby, can you clean the oven so I can start dinner?"
Now it sounds like she's asking for help for a reason, that she'll also be contributing by cooking, and they'll both get to enjoy the results.
But they commit suicide more often. They also used to be men so are more likely to do it for real compared to a woman that swallows pills for attention.
The woman in the shitty comic is a passive aggressive cunt. If /u/pizzashill believes trannies are the future for a woman-free life, he should absolutely go get some of that. Go, son! Go! There's a tranny out there for you!
The guy in the comic is a passive aggressive pussy too. He just asks a question back at her when he knows exactly what she meant. Either put up or shut up pussy. Guys who just point out "oh women are so manipulative!" without doing one thing or another are pussies.
Women are born with this little hole between their legs which every man on earth just wants to stick something into, and they’re weaker than men so they learn strategies. They deploy their minds, and their sex, and they intuitively learn to humiliate.
This is the tale of Danny Cool
A man who was born with a spiral tool;
He spent his life in a fruitless hunt
To find a girl with a corkscrew cunt,
But when he found her, he dropped down dead -
For she was born with a left-hand thread.
I kind of like it tbh. If it's not too dirty, I use the self cleaning function. If there is a lot of good and gunk, I get that oven spray. Then clean with a sponge.
And actually, that comic is funny because clearly they both don't know how to clean an oven. The two methods I described above just require you to lightly wipe.
yeah I got a similar vibe. The nagging wife is such a tired trope and it's not funny
You know, you hear this a lot.
But I always wondered, have women tried not nagging? I mean, it's kinda hilarious when you have someone saying that the nagging wife is a tired stereotype, right after a bunch of ladies bitching about how manchildrem never keep shit clean.
It sounds like your view of marriage is “woman overrunning man.” That’s honestly depressing, nevermind misogynistic and personal-accountability-absolving
Imma steelman that shit for you, you ratnerd, and say it's about how the man blames the woman for making him unhappy, when the real source of unhappiness lies in himself, and his refusal to accept Allah's truth.
This is like the exact opposite of knowing your audience.
While the webcomic is awful, its basically captain beta man because no one would put up with that bitch if they had a set of balls, the comics audience isn't women, but men who feel trapped in a bad marriage.
.... Right..... That's my point. Advertising his comic on a sub full of women is the exact opposite of knowing one's audience. Was that unclear somehow?
153 comments
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-19
/u/mibcomix your """"comics"""" are literally visual AIDS spreading on stage 4 cancer
1 menvaren 2017-12-19
Dude compared to every other TrollX post, that was comedy gold.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-12-19
This but unironically.
1 DannyLee90 2017-12-19
Technically correct.
1 quinotauri 2017-12-19
Same is true for a wrist fracture
1 broden 2017-12-19
Women are funny. Get over it.
1 CaptainMemer 2017-12-19
My god. This guy’s life seems so sad.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-19
"This guy" could refer to
And they'd all be accurate for any or all of these
1 CaptainMemer 2017-12-19
I was talking about the guy who drew this. The comic is clearly autobiographical.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-19
I mean, he could have picked a productive hobby like I did, rather than draw a shitty, stupid, unfunny comic.
Me? I cyber bully people until they feel like they have no choice but to delete their accounts, often losing years of their posts and comments from ever being accessed again.
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
You seem nice.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-19
Quit fucking spamming Reddit with your talentless, humorless, literal shit.
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
ok dude
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-19
Seriously, it's not going to get any better. Your life is going to get worse and worse and more miserable as every meaningless moment passes in front of you. You may as well just fucking kill yourself.
1 pwpas 2017-12-19
Dang, that comic really fucking set you off, lolm
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-19
Nah, just bored, mate
1 scrivenontheedge 2017-12-19
okay well fyi you went through the looking glass like 3 posts ago
1 shallowm 2017-12-19
The rules are as clear as day, you stupid hillbilly. Read this:
I'm not sure if your stupid angry mayo microbrain can comprehend what this means, but rest assured you are, in fact, in violation of the content policy.
1 buttermyself 2017-12-19
Your comics are fucking rage inducing. Keep up the good work, you could be the next jack chick.
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
Wow thank you for that
1 ndizzIe 2017-12-19
Don't listen to these haters, you seem like you have a lot of talent. It looks like you need some places to show off your comics, have you tried here yet?
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
Had never heard of that before. I'll check it out. Honestly though Reddit has been incredible for finding readers. And so friendly.
1 turtlesrprettycool 2017-12-19
I thought that was going to be a picture of a garbage can.
1 shallowm 2017-12-19
If you want an audience that would actually appreciate your work, check out /r/Braincels. They'd love it!
1 CaptainMemer 2017-12-19
Why do you hate your wife?
1 menvaren 2017-12-19
Tbf, I kind of hate his wife.
1 scrivenontheedge 2017-12-19
i really hate her
1 menvaren 2017-12-19
I really don't understand why you would try to win TrollX of all places over.
I hope things get better, man.
1 elsiedeez 2017-12-19
Because it's hilarious?
This is gold:
And this super polite fuck you:
"Hey I'm not interested in actually talking about this topic with you, why don't you recommend a restaurant or band or something, fuckface?"
1 menvaren 2017-12-19
That's amazing.
1 shallowm 2017-12-19
Asking as someone who's pop-culturally retarded, what is that supposed to mean?
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
No I really wanted a book recommendation, as that user had flair saying it was his thing. Not really into comics, but I did appreciate the reply
1 Kodiak_Marmoset 2017-12-19
Read The Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors, it's really good.
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
great pick! Thank you very much.
1 pwpas 2017-12-19
Omg, that's savage, lol.
1 OniTan 2017-12-19
I notice you post in /r/deadbedrooms. Just jump on her and take that pussy.
1 CaptainMemer 2017-12-19
He hangs himself in this one.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-19
Too bad life doesn't imitate art.
1 Redactor0 2017-12-19
/u/mibcomix Are you the guy who played Zito on Miami Vice?
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
I think I'd remember that
1 niggerpenis 2017-12-19
Hey I like this comic now
1 cptAustria 2017-12-19
holy shit I like this one
1 froibo 2017-12-19
I just tell them shut up and get me a beer.
1 MooseHeckler 2017-12-19
I thought your hobbies were being deep dicked and deep dicking others?
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
clearly.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-19
I don't get your comic
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
sorry
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-19
Why doesn't he just get a divorce?
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
https://i.redd.it/exkdiu3560301.jpg
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-19
I still don't get your comics
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
sorry :(
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2017-12-19
This raises more questions than it answers, really.
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
truly.
1 73696D756C6174696F6E 2017-12-19
What did he mean by this?
1 xoiz 2017-12-19
I am not sure but /u/mibcomix is clearly a Nazi.
1 die_rattin 2017-12-19
Can't leave kid, already overwhelmed and a divorce would just add more problems in the short term, the creeping sense that you're worthless and leaving would make you alone and even more unhappy forever, that thing that happens when you beat a dog every day and eventually it just accepts it and stops fighting back, etc.
1 ima-kitty 2017-12-19
What does your wife think of your comics?
1 OniTan 2017-12-19
If you read his post history, she doesn't fuck him.
1 ima-kitty 2017-12-19
God damn.. instead of being a weenie he should go ape ahit on her. If that doesnt work, murder always does the trick
1 Gil-Gandel 2017-12-19
Because, tragic though it may seem, he's never actually met a woman who behaves better than this?
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-12-19
>he fell for the vaginal jew
1 73696D756C6174696F6E 2017-12-19
I think you're confused by the last panel. He's cleaning the oven, not crawling inside.
1 Dewrito_Pope 2017-12-19
Underrated.
1 OniTan 2017-12-19
Has a Redpill Comics vibe.
1 die_rattin 2017-12-19
Welcome to married life, friend
1 xoiz 2017-12-19
But seriously, why do they do it?
1 Leitos 2017-12-19
Are you asking why trollx gets triggered, or why wives/girlfriends do that weird thing where you're supposed to read their mind?
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-12-19
It doesn't take a mind-reader to figure out what "somebody should clean the oven" means. The fact that she isn't already doing it means that somebody isn't her, and there's only one person left.
1 Leitos 2017-12-19
yeah, I've had a girlfriend like that. She would flip her shit if the house wasn't vacuumed every.single.day.
I just called it some kind of nesting syndrome that women get affected by and rode with it so long as it didn't get outrageous. She'd have the cleanest house but then go and smoke nasty stanky cigarettes. Confused me.
1 OniTan 2017-12-19
Smokers are gross and should be shot tbqh.
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-12-19
Yeah after a while you figure that out, but it's still incredibly passive aggressive.
It's a way of asking someone to do something without actually asking them to do it. Which seems dumb when there already exists words for that purpose.
Personally, if I want someone to do something, I'll ask them to do it. If I say something else, it's because I want something else. Like if I say "someone should clean the oven" that generally means "let's have a conversation about who the best person to clean the oven is. Maybe me, maybe you, maybe we hire someone else, maybe the oven doesn't even need cleaning after all."
1 xjapxn 2017-12-19
Is it passive-aggressive or just non-confrontational?
1 xoiz 2017-12-19
Asking to clean the over should not be confrontational at all.
1 xjapxn 2017-12-19
Well yeah, but "you need to clean the oven" puts the interlocutor on the spot in way that I don't think "someone needs to clean the oven" does.
Look, I'm not trying to be the 💯💯💯 best woman respecter 2017 here, I just think "passive aggressive" is a needlessly malicious descriptor for this kind of behavior
1 TheShearerComplex 2017-12-19
I mean by its definition its passive aggressive.
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-12-19
Naw, this is the textbook definition of passive aggressive behavior. If people don't like the label, maybe they should stop doing it.
1 BussySundae 2017-12-19
"The oven is dirty. Would you be able to clean the oven, please?"
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-12-19
Passive-aggressive.
Non-confrontational would be actually being ok with cleaning the oven yourself.
1 darth_stroyer 2017-12-19
Christ who left the fucking SRDine can open?
1 DrinkProfessionally 2017-12-19
he is right 😤😤😤
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-12-19
This isn't SRD type shit. SRD would talk about how unfair it is that "emotional captial" in a relationship is slanted towards men or some shit
1 darth_stroyer 2017-12-19
No it's the writing style combined with the seriousposting.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-12-19
I can feel that. You wanna get a beer?
1 darth_stroyer 2017-12-19
Can I fuck your wife too?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-12-19
If you play your cards right bb
1 DarthMagnus88 2017-12-19
oh i had to play cards? i just fucked her
1 DarthMagnus88 2017-12-19
"maybe the oven doesn't even need cleaning after all" asking the real questions here. Seriously, a woman this nagging and passive aggressive about such trivial matters actually cooks for her husband? get fucking real
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-19
Tl;Dr this trash
1 Diogenes2XLantern 2017-12-19
But we can’t afford a maid!
1 OniTan 2017-12-19
How about instead of being a huge cunt, she acts like an adult in a relationship and says in a polite tone of voice, "Baby, can you clean the oven so I can start dinner?"
Now it sounds like she's asking for help for a reason, that she'll also be contributing by cooking, and they'll both get to enjoy the results.
1 pizzashill 2017-12-19
Bro, you don't understand women. If she does it that way, she can't bitch and moan about how awful you are to her friends and or the internet.
I like to say "most problems in life can be solved by simply cutting women out of your life on any long-term basis."
1 OniTan 2017-12-19
In other words, she's rape-baiting.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-12-19
But they commit suicide more often. They also used to be men so are more likely to do it for real compared to a woman that swallows pills for attention.
1 pizzashill 2017-12-19
Well, if we all switched to trannies and they felt more accepted maybe they won't kill themselves as often.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-12-19
Excellent point, I am back to full support.
1 Butch_Patterson 2017-12-19
Yeah, that way you get to try out a new hole every few months. I'm not seeing a downside
1 buttermyself 2017-12-19
/u/nperez99 thoughts on this?
1 NPerez99 2017-12-19
The woman in the shitty comic is a passive aggressive cunt. If /u/pizzashill believes trannies are the future for a woman-free life, he should absolutely go get some of that. Go, son! Go! There's a tranny out there for you!
1 DarthMagnus88 2017-12-19
like she actually cooks HAHAHA
1 pwpas 2017-12-19
Because they know he'll just do it instead of putting on a big performance like Anne fucking Hathaway.
Throwing tantrums is how they got daddy to do everything so the carry that habit into adulthood.
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
bit sexist, mate
1 pwpas 2017-12-19
Oh shit, you're right.
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-19
All the best comedians make sexist jokes. Learn from them.
1 HailSanta2512 2017-12-19
Reality has a sexist bias
1 newprofile15 2017-12-19
The guy in the comic is a passive aggressive pussy too. He just asks a question back at her when he knows exactly what she meant. Either put up or shut up pussy. Guys who just point out "oh women are so manipulative!" without doing one thing or another are pussies.
1 broden 2017-12-19
Also look at his face! What's going on there? LMAO fuck this cartoonish man who's all like "why don't you ask me to do it"
My blood pressure's rising even thinking about this.
1 Slutha 2017-12-19
Women are born with this little hole between their legs which every man on earth just wants to stick something into, and they’re weaker than men so they learn strategies. They deploy their minds, and their sex, and they intuitively learn to humiliate.
1 Strange_matter 2017-12-19
Tell me more about your mother, Ed.
1 OniTan 2017-12-19
This is why we need women beating.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-12-19
More like why they need it.
1 DoubleCheekedUp 2017-12-19
Inshallah.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-12-19
Trollocide when
1 Masterthrowaway9001 2017-12-19
The fuck is the drama. Literally zero drama. Maintain personal safety OP.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-19
Question, do you know how to read?
1 Masterthrowaway9001 2017-12-19
Do you know how to post bussy? Clearly not.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-19
HAAHAHAHAHAHALHAOLOALHOLHOLOLOLOLHAOHLAHAHAHALOLOLOLOL NICE MEME BRO
1 Chromebookbitches 2017-12-19
What kind of device do you use to make your comments?
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-19
Computer
1 Masterthrowaway9001 2017-12-19
Do you have any pets.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-19
No
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-12-19
Do you have any lizards
1 Stuntman119 2017-12-19
Dude I love lizards especially dinos
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-19
Do you like garlic bread?
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-19
Gotta stick my dick in something
1 Chromebookbitches 2017-12-19
More specific
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-12-19
whats ur dick look like
1 menvaren 2017-12-19
Mine has this corkscrew thing going on.
1 Gil-Gandel 2017-12-19
This is the tale of Danny Cool
A man who was born with a spiral tool;
He spent his life in a fruitless hunt
To find a girl with a corkscrew cunt,
But when he found her, he dropped down dead -
For she was born with a left-hand thread.
1 lunchza 2017-12-19
Hell of a left lean - turns out the ladies love that
1 broden 2017-12-19
This long string of caps has got me worried & concerned.
1 shallowm 2017-12-19
This thread has more drama than the linked one, so I guess it wasn't totally a waste.
1 trjb 2017-12-19
Cleaning the oven does suck.
1 makes_people_cringe 2017-12-19
I kind of like it tbh. If it's not too dirty, I use the self cleaning function. If there is a lot of good and gunk, I get that oven spray. Then clean with a sponge.
And actually, that comic is funny because clearly they both don't know how to clean an oven. The two methods I described above just require you to lightly wipe.
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-12-19
I have a patented oven cleaning method.
Its called paying someone $100 every 4 months or so to do it for you.
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-12-19
I don't get it
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-12-19
You know, you hear this a lot.
But I always wondered, have women tried not nagging? I mean, it's kinda hilarious when you have someone saying that the nagging wife is a tired stereotype, right after a bunch of ladies bitching about how manchildrem never keep shit clean.
1 zahlman 2017-12-19
wat
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-12-19
Imma steelman that shit for you, you ratnerd, and say it's about how the man blames the woman for making him unhappy, when the real source of unhappiness lies in himself, and his refusal to accept Allah's truth.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-12-19
Inshallah the man should stone his wife should she nag him this much
1 die_rattin 2017-12-19
You mean 'get a second, prettier wife'
1 zahlman 2017-12-19
kek
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-12-19
I hope Roko's basilisk gets you
1 Trapsarntgay1 2017-12-19
/u/Smoogy
But baiting the oven is the best way to eliminate vermin!
1 OniTan 2017-12-19
Top trolling, /u/mibcomix.
https://imgur.com/a/84hpH
1 cruelandusual 2017-12-19
We should just start calling passive aggression "woman aggression".
Then passive aggression can go back to meaning showing up late to work everyday so your boss understands who has the real power.
1 die_rattin 2017-12-19
This is really woman aggressive
1 Chicup 2017-12-19
/u/2doggos1pantsuit
While the webcomic is awful, its basically captain beta man because no one would put up with that bitch if they had a set of balls, the comics audience isn't women, but men who feel trapped in a bad marriage.
1 2doggos1pantsuit 2017-12-19
.... Right..... That's my point. Advertising his comic on a sub full of women is the exact opposite of knowing one's audience. Was that unclear somehow?
1 Chicup 2017-12-19
Wait, HE posted it there? Haha, ok your point is taken. I assumed it was someone bitching about the point.
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
I will take criticism of my work, but not Mad Magazine. You have gone too far.
1 Chicup 2017-12-19
Sorry man, someone had to tell you.
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
you have provided a valuable service to me, gentle stranger.
1 Chicup 2017-12-19
So are you in a bad marriage? What I hated was so how unrelatable it is.
1 mibcomix 2017-12-19
The comic?