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Seriously. It's not like they're trying to cut the production of other burgers. Maybe they just want a veggie burger the way In-N-Out would make them?

Imagine knowing so little about the restaurant business you think they have a infinite number of supply.

Every Bun, condiment and lettuce that's used for a "Veggie" burger is potentially taking away from me getting an actual burger when I order one.

And that's simply a risk i'm not going to take.

Also the only good "Veggie" Burgers are made with.

A. Mushrooms a Fungus not a vegetable

B. processed Soybeans that are fermented fruit and are in the same family as fucking Trees and shrubs not a Vegetable

You can't make a burger out of fucking Cereal and call it a Veggie Burger, more proof that Vegetarianism is a detrimental genetic quirk

Imagine knowing so little about the restaurant business you think they have a infinite number of supply.

"Idiot kid on reddit has generally idealistic opinions but doesn't have much understanding of nuts and bolts realities of the world" has been the top story here on the 5 o clock news for several years now.

Shake shack's Portobello burger was surprisingly good. Can't beat a smokestack but could be worse

I used to work at a place that had a cafeteria with a veggie burger that was sublime. Every time I try one anywhere else or buy my own, they suck.

I should've asked what brand they were using!

Fuck I might go there for lunch now. Double smokeshack is the shit.

those pickled hot peppers are the best

Backyard Burger has a really good veggie burger.

Google says wrong side of the Mississippi unfortunately, can't be anyworse then the Turkey burger I had once.

ITS on the Mississippi you costal elite, both sides.

Everything East of the rockies is pretty much uninhabitable it's why God told us to go West

Imagine knowing so little about the restaurant business

wow it's almost like most people who use drive thrus don't have any particular insight into where the wage slaves get the meat

Just so you know, vegetable is largely a culinary disctinction, whereas fruit is a botanical one, so yes, a mushroom and a tomato are both vegetables, while one is also a fungus, and one is also a fruit.

Soy beans are legumes. Legumes also fall under this category.

But hey, don't let a stupid thing like facts get in the way of your angry, shitty little narrative.

Imagine being so ass-blasted you seriouspost about beans.

Imagine being so ass blasted by soybois you have to create your own safespace to reeeee about it

Idk if you've noticed, but only one reee-ing literally all over this thread is you. And you're doing it in a very impotent rage-fuelled, spergalicious fashion.

vegetable is largely a culinary disctinction, whereas fruit is a botanical one,

Wrong, Bananas are called Fruit when they aren't. Carrots are Fruit too

tomato

Wrong

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nix_v._Hedden proved your undermalnurished argument about what things technically are isn't relevant to how normal people who aren't angry from lack of protein call things.

Soy beans are legumes.

You should learn what the fruit of the plant means buddy.

Nix v. Hedden

Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893), was a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States that, under U.S. customs regulations, the tomato should be classified as a vegetable rather than a fruit. The Court's unanimous opinion held that the Tariff Act of 1883 used the ordinary meaning of the words "fruit" and "vegetable," instead of the technical botanical meaning.

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You are now CEO of Microsoft for your genius. How does it feel?

vegetable is largely a culinary disctinction

You tried to argue culinary definitions like how literally everyone who's ever been in a kitchen besides retarded vegetarians like yourself calls Fungus and Beans what they are instead of vegetables lol

lol. You so mad, fatty

Yes I'm so mad I was triggered by something that was settled literally a 124 years ago because my diet is the most interesting and important part of my personality.

Oh, I'm sorry, I was just doing what you guys are doing. I was trying to fit in. I thought the point of this sub was a safespace to say dumb shit?

If not, you guys are doing a great safespace simulation. I can almost feel your special uniqueness through the internet. It's a shame your mother couldn't. No wonder she killed herself.

How many times do you have to say safespace before you realize you call for safespaces to eat your food?

6? 8?

say dumb shit?

We all know vegetarians are dumb because they are just weakwilled Vegans, man up

lmao why is everyone saying this like vegetarians are rolling into restaurants, putting a gun to the cooks head, and threatening to blow their brains out if they don't throw some quinoa on the grill.

/u/D1RTYBACON, you posted this in a thread that was quite literally about vegans demanding that a restaurant throw a veggie burger on the grill. Explain yourself and what do your parents think of your grades.

Get a job hippie

Valid

Might be the best response from a user ping I've ever seen

Why do all vegans, when they bridage a thread, tend to start their comments with "Well, i'm not vegetarian/vegan but..." before proceeding to explain to everyone that vegans are being persecuted worse than Jews during Zeit des Nationalsozialismus, meat-eaters are literally Hitler and plant eating is the greatest personal sacrifice since J-man died on the cross?

Probably for the same reason anyone brings up not eating meat every non veggie person and their grandma acts like they have to fight their way through a vegan picket line every time they want to order a big mac.

someone told me eating animals was bad once so now I consider it my divine calling to complain about how annoying vegans are every time I see a person enjoy a salad - some guy on the internet probably

Expect 99.9% of that threat is consisting of butthurt vegans trying their best to appear victimised & sharing their sob stories about how a person on their internet was mean to them once.

In fact, it's so absolutely overflowing with them, the booty-blasting is leaking all the way to r/Drama rn in the form your impotent soyboi rage.

Lmao did you just unironically use soyboi?

ggwp

In just what sub do you think you're on?

I just thought soyboi was a meme. I didn't know people actually thought it sounded good enough to say as a legitimate insult 😂

"Estrogen purse" just doesn't roll off the tongue.

What ever happened to ladyboy? You kids just don't respect the classics anymore.

Ladyboi is an accepted third gender in Thailand

Fuck you vegans are transphobic.

Sorry man I didn't realize this was a social justice sub. Ill keep my responses more pc for y'all

Maybe you should focus more on keeping yourself safe? Jus' sayin'

Are you threatening me?

Just offering some helpful advice. Feel free to disregard the insane ramblings of an alcoholic private eye.

Estronaught

It is a meme. You're flattering yourself if you think you're worth the effort to legitimately insult.

Vegans literally get their protein from soy so it's pretty much the only time you can use it unironically

I mean I personally didnt think people ever used it without comedy chevrons in fake stories

Soyboi

Aw, babby tries

Do you enjoy your Beagles glazed in teriyaki or are you more of a balsamic kind of guy?

Honey Soy forever

Honey Soy forever

That was not an option soyboi. You must be the worst vegan that ever vegan-ed if dogs are still on the menu for you.

Why do all vegans, when they bridage a thread, tend to start their comments with "Well, i'm not vegetarian/vegan but..."

i bet that not only does this not happen, but this has *never happened.

Well, I’m not a vegetarian/vegan but I’ve seen vegetarians/vegans start sentences this way. P.S., I actually am a vegetarian/vegan.

ye but your not a bridanger

Sweet examples, dude! Say more presumptions you haven't backed up!

Well, I’m not a vegetarian/vegan but I’m pretty sure you’re as swift as a vegetable.

This entire sub is a fucking pathetic little bullied-kid safespace, but that was actually funny. First decent zinger in here that doesn't smack of angry virginity.

Kudos.

This is a good title

I thought it was about a woke vagina. The implications are immense!

If you can find a way to make a freshly made (never frozen) veggie patty that tastes good with all of In N Out Burger’s condiments then feel free to bring it with you to In N Out and eat it while your friends enjoy their Double Doubles.

They already have a great vegetarian option, the “grilled cheese”.

But what if I'm vegan? Also no glutens

Starve.

This but unironically.

So edge.

Water

blackpeopletwitter and hiphopheads irl

Some of the most hardworking and influential people in human history have been vegetarians.

lol, subtle.

Like Hitler.

Thinking Hitler was vegitarian.

Um..., no sweetie. You haven't checked jewishveg.org

the April 14, 1996, Sunday magazine edition of The New York Times, celebrating its 100th anniversary, included this early description of Hitler's diet in an article previously published on May 30, 1937, 'At Home With The Fuhrer.' "'It is well known that Hitler is a vegetarian and does not drink or smoke. His lunch and dinner consist, therefore, for the most part of soup, eggs, vegetables and mineral water, although he occasionally relishes a slice of ham and relieves the tediousness of his diet with such delicacies as caviar ..."

I was thinking more like Gandhi? You know, a real hero.

Gandhi

Turns out Ghandi was a bit of male feminist on the side.

Now that's a good idea western civilisation can take on board, Mahatma!

Like Hitler.

Can I ask why you're so furious about a diet that doesn't affect you in any way?

/u/Glazed_BEagle because tremendous faggots like you continue to exist; that's why.

Yeesh, too much of a puss to do it in the thread?

On anonymous reddit? What a fuckin' coward.

Have a nice day!

pls no bully

You guys are so cute with your little safespace club

Is no. My kink is humiliating. I kink you. You not kink shame me. Bad mans.

do it in the thread

That would be brigading. /r/drama complies with all reddit rules and regulations.

It would only be brigading if you brought a bunch of people. The cowardice lies in /r/_narrows being too much of a pussy to just say what he wanted to in the thread. How can you be so much of a pussy that you're scared of the downvotes because you know what you're saying is cowardly bullshit.

Sorry, but he's a giant puss.

He knew nobody would like what he said in the original thread, so he made this shit, and didn't say anything in the place it would have been worth saying it in.

Why even tag me? What a fucking loser.

Anyway, you little kids and your little day care space are incredibly boring now. Nothing original to say. Nothing funny to say. Just fat, sad little virgin bullies screaming on the internet because y'all know you aren't ever gonna get taken seriously.

Haha, losers.

Isn’t a big factor in In-N-Out’s low price is that they have a limited menu?

So a bunch of people clicked some Change.org button asking for a new item right?

FUCK these damn rabbitmen and their need to control the universe

Why do vegans want to eat veggie burgers and soy chicken wings? Most of them have an ethical objection to eating meat, like the rest of us have an ethical objection to eating humans. The veggie burger is like if a fast-food place were to sell a beef burger and advertise it as, "tastes like real Filet of Missionary"!

I mean. . . at least you tried, I guess?

The veggie burger is like if a fast-food place were to sell a beef burger and advertise it as, "tastes like real Filet of Missionary"!

Um. I'd fucking eat that

Her vegene like leaf of wizard

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