White people with pitbulls confuse me like nothing else. If you really want an attack dog, get a German Shepherd? I don't know, it just feels like the dog ownership version of whites with dreads.
"He's such a sweetie! Just don't make any sudden movements, don't make any movements towards me, don't make eye contact with me, don't pet him, and don't get near him or he might try to kill you. But isn't he adorable?"
"Can I... can I go now?"
I've met some great pitbulls but it's those oblivious owners that irritate me.
In my experience pit owners are among the most delusional people alive. They completely refuse to acknowledge they're an aggressive and potentially dangerous breed. If you go to their enthusiast subreddits or places on the internet, theyll make every excuse possible justifying the statistics, and try to make it sounds like theyre less dangerous than other breeds like labs or goldens
I heard an interesting theory that pits have gotten more popular because during hurricane Katrina the (relatively) good pitbulls were rescued while the average pits were left in the traphouses to drown.
Brother please. It's millenialcide 1st. Once they are gone the retard-magnet breed will have no fur mommies or fur daddies to blow $600/month feeding the wrecheted beasts.
Aside from vaping, having a pitbull is the single most classless thing a modern human can do. Being seen with one is an instant signal that the owner is a) a drug dealer b) worthless white trash and c) 1 fentanyl away from doing everyone a favour.
"Daddy put his puppies in me." - the ungodly image has apparently been wiped from the internet, but just contemplate what inspired such a quote, and ask yourself, why not both?
d) a hipster "dog mom" who wants to stir shit and act like pitbulls haven't been bred to be aggressive. Your pitbull isn't sweet, he's a monster with an insatiable bloodlust.
It's honestly really impressive just how much choosing to purchase/adopt a pit bull can tell you about a white person unlike the ownership of any other dog breed. There isn't a single [breed] owner stereotype nearly as consistently accurate.
This is like the westboro baptist church, but like 15 times worst since these are legitimate victims of death and violence from dogs... in which they bring their pitbulls for nice reminders.
Why not both? Guarenteed they watch wresslin', have ol' ladies moms with tramp stamps and wonder how babies can fot through butt-holes after being told that "she just shits them out like a cocker spaniel" when they got the birds n' bees talk
I mean take a look. All of these people have their dog leading them, not the other way around. Look at this picture and then look at any other picture with normal dogs. Easy to tell dominance by who leads who. Normal dogs walk side by side.
I think it would be a good way to get their dogs shot. Many people at that event are probobly truly afraid of those dogs. it's not too much of a leap to assume that some carry guns to prevent from being attacked ever again.
Sorry to serious post, but how mentally defective do you have to be to abuse the parents of a toddler who was savagely mauled to death by dogs?
And on Facebook....talk about a faux pas. I wouldn't want anyone else knowing I was such an evil, hateful, disgusting creep. Save that shit for Reddit.
I don't even own a dog, but I have a question- Which pitbulls are more likely to kill you? "Pit bull" isn't really a breed, that's like saying "brown people" when referring to Mexicans, Peruvians, India Indians, NA Indians, Cubans, Iranians, etc.
I mean by all means don't let me stop the hate parade due to your own ignorance, but maybe be more specific, like does an American Bull Terrier count? Boxer? Blue blood bull? Staffordshire Terrier?
If we're gonna ban "pitbulls" because they kill people then shouldn't we ban humans too? Especially mayos, don't they commit the vast majority of mass killings? Ban mayos now!
No one is pretending that pit bull is a breed. It's a category. If you want to know the specific deaths per attack rate for each breed then you can satisfy your own curiosity via Google.
There was a guy who lived 15 miles from me who had a pet cougar and it never attacked. So I guess i'm safe getting one now? always wanted a big cat to keep out the riff raff.
noice m8 must of been great to have a big old kitty to play with. I think if my cat were upsized he'd just be even more lazy after eating the local stray dogs at night
Every time I see this kind of awful abuse, I am reminded of the feminists who insist that this kind of vitriol is ultra specific to women only, and men don't have it anywhere near as bad.
30 people have died from being attacked by these out-of-control canines and pit bull owners are offended because it could lead to resentment against pitbulls. These people have the same philosophy as people who worry about Islamophobia after a terrorist attack.
See, this is the problem with the pit bull breed: it's owned by stupid, ignorant, trashy fucking people who are lazy fucking owners who can't take the time to properly train their fucking dogs and instead insist the issues are "discrimination". They are an incredibly energetic and undisciplined breed that require consistent training and socialization, especially due to their innate protectiveness of their owners.
The hate people have for the breed is disappointing, but unfortunately it's totally understandable considering the irresponsible dipshits who own them. They are not for new owners, lazy owners, or lax owners; unfortunately this describes the majority of ghetto trash who like this breed.
Thank god Cane Corsos are starting to pick up in popularity with this crowd, maybe this drama will cool down in a decade and dedicated breeders can focus on breeding out some of the pit bull's issues while the trash lineages die off.
Are pitbulls like the black people of dogs, where a small portion of the population commits most of the crimes, but we have to pretend that's not the case?
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1 JumbledFun 2017-12-19
Yikes
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-19
The worst are pitbull owners who have aggro dogs and act like them barking and nipping is totally not threatening to other dogs or kids.
1 weniscommander 2017-12-19
"But he's just so sweet if you get to know him!"
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-12-19
Most pit owners that I've run across are Mexican or another shade of brown. But yes, if a white person owns a pit you know they are Walmart shoppers.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-12-19
So...the average, red blooded Trump voting American, then?
1 JumbledFun 2017-12-19
That was implied by the white trash Wal-Mart shoppers bit
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-19
Thread about dogs, definitely needs to dovetail into presidential politics.
Never change, retards, never change.
1 Mexagon 2017-12-19
Rent free, as always.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-12-19
Why do you hate freedom?
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-19
Because freedom resulted in your creation.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-12-19
You seem pretty triggered...I'm sorry if I caused you any booty blastededness. I didn't realise you were in pain and so fragile.
#pray4wwyzzerdd
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-19
Thanks for validating my original assessment of your mental condition. Much appreciated.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-12-19
Mine was better
1 Think_Once 2017-12-19
I approve this message.
1 Chancehighfill1 2017-12-19
Welcome to reddit bud
1 Queen_Arthur 2017-12-19
Yes, the average fatass moron that isn't worth the soda they guzzle.
1 imgay6969420 2017-12-19
Most pitbull owners are black or mexican, soooo probably not republicans
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-12-19
2nd grade reading level....do you, by-chance, shop at Walmart?
1 imgay6969420 2017-12-19
yeah every once in a while if i have to, most walmart shoppers are normal people.
But to act like your better than everyone else cause you don't shop at wallyworld is elitist and very republican of you.
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-12-19
Are you retarded? Like I give a fuck either way, Iām not even in your shithole of a country.
1 imgay6969420 2017-12-19
okay, then stop posting about it
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-12-19
No
1 Cephaliarch 2017-12-19
White people with pitbulls confuse me like nothing else. If you really want an attack dog, get a German Shepherd? I don't know, it just feels like the dog ownership version of whites with dreads.
1 kryonik 2017-12-19
Knew a girl like this.
"He's such a sweetie! Just don't make any sudden movements, don't make any movements towards me, don't make eye contact with me, don't pet him, and don't get near him or he might try to kill you. But isn't he adorable?"
"Can I... can I go now?"
I've met some great pitbulls but it's those oblivious owners that irritate me.
1 yamsjustyams 2017-12-19
In my experience pit owners are among the most delusional people alive. They completely refuse to acknowledge they're an aggressive and potentially dangerous breed. If you go to their enthusiast subreddits or places on the internet, theyll make every excuse possible justifying the statistics, and try to make it sounds like theyre less dangerous than other breeds like labs or goldens
1 GenitalGesticulation 2017-12-19
Have you ever seen someone fervently defending pit bulls here on Reddit? Guaranteed to have atrocious grammar and spelling.
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1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2017-12-19
I heard an interesting theory that pits have gotten more popular because during hurricane Katrina the (relatively) good pitbulls were rescued while the average pits were left in the traphouses to drown.
Anyway, gas the pitbull owners breed war now.
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-19
Hitler started rounding up the jews, germany instantly improved.
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2017-12-19
Der ewige pitbull
1 CisWhiteMaleREEE 2017-12-19
You can replace pitbulls with black people and the theory still holds
1 xoiz 2017-12-19
I promise we will kill all of pitbulls before it comes to that.
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-19
M E T A
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1 fitalsiger 2017-12-19
Pit-mayocide when.
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-19
Brother please. It's millenialcide 1st. Once they are gone the retard-magnet breed will have no fur mommies or fur daddies to blow $600/month feeding the wrecheted beasts.
1 fitalsiger 2017-12-19
Fair enough.
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-12-19
Pitocide
1 OnionBits 2017-12-19
GAS ALL PITS
1 Dextro420x 2017-12-19
we need to kill the furries first
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-12-19
Wew lad
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-19
Aside from vaping, having a pitbull is the single most classless thing a modern human can do. Being seen with one is an instant signal that the owner is a) a drug dealer b) worthless white trash and c) 1 fentanyl away from doing everyone a favour.
1 CaptainNeeMoNoy 2017-12-19
What about being a diaperfur?
1 GodHatesCanada 2017-12-19
Furries aren't human
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-19
Whatever that is sounds disgusting and quite frankly deplorable :(
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-12-19
Is it disgusting?
Is it deplorable?
1 DannyLee90 2017-12-19
Yes and yes.
Next question.
1 Pepperglue 2017-12-19
Furries are just a bit better than pedos. Still disgusting nevertheless.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-12-19
"Daddy put his puppies in me." - the ungodly image has apparently been wiped from the internet, but just contemplate what inspired such a quote, and ask yourself, why not both?
1 Pepperglue 2017-12-19
There is too much degeneracy in that quote.
How is it that they have kids? Secret fetish hidden from wife?
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-19
Obviously Russian adoption through the State Department circa 2013/14
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-12-19
d) a hipster "dog mom" who wants to stir shit and act like pitbulls haven't been bred to be aggressive. Your pitbull isn't sweet, he's a monster with an insatiable bloodlust.
1 Cephaliarch 2017-12-19
It's honestly really impressive just how much choosing to purchase/adopt a pit bull can tell you about a white person unlike the ownership of any other dog breed. There isn't a single [breed] owner stereotype nearly as consistently accurate.
1 freet0 2017-12-19
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-19
I certain cases (like yours) we can make an exception and prescribe 4 fentynils
1 freet0 2017-12-19
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-19
Keep Your Sheckles if you have any left.
1 OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-12-19
This is like the westboro baptist church, but like 15 times worst since these are legitimate victims of death and violence from dogs... in which they bring their pitbulls for nice reminders.
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-19
Why not both? Guarenteed they watch wresslin', have
ol' ladiesmoms with tramp stamps and wonder how babies can fot through butt-holes after being told that "she just shits them out like a cocker spaniel" when they got the birds n' bees talk1 aj_thenoob 2017-12-19
I mean take a look. All of these people have their dog leading them, not the other way around. Look at this picture and then look at any other picture with normal dogs. Easy to tell dominance by who leads who. Normal dogs walk side by side.
1 Maple28 2017-12-19
I think it would be a good way to get their dogs shot. Many people at that event are probobly truly afraid of those dogs. it's not too much of a leap to assume that some carry guns to prevent from being attacked ever again.
1 PoorLilMarco 2017-12-19
Turns out those who own scummy violent inbred dogs are scummy violent inbred people. Who knew?
1 BynnTheBreaker 2017-12-19
PITBULLS ARE A DOG OF PEACE REEEEEEEE
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-19
What I like about this is the not very subtle triple blaspheme against Moslims, Scum, and Autist/Chans identifiers.
1 OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-12-19
Dog breed of peace, you ignorant slut
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-12-19
Pitbull culture is mauling children don't be a caniphobe
1 backltrack 2017-12-19
I fucking hate pitbulls
1 Matues49 2017-12-19
Pitbulls are a dogbreed of peace
1 Cycloptichorn 2017-12-19
I'll just leave this here
Sure, Pit bulls are 'just like any other dog,' but about three times as likely to kill you as any other dog
1 Kangewalter 2017-12-19
But muh [insert anecdote about how your pitbull is just the sweetest thing ever and would never hurt anyone]
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2017-12-19
This is racist, just like the FBI crime statistics.
1 Cycloptichorn 2017-12-19
I wonder if dogs are racist towards other breeds.
I bet so.
1 darth_stroyer 2017-12-19
Pitocide when?
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-12-19
Muh pibble! he a good boy!
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-19
" "Brutus" woul neva evah hwurt anywon. He's a gwood boy, awernt ywou, Brutus"
1 ConsoleWarCriminal 2017-12-19
Julius Caesar looks into camera
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-19
And is eaten to death
1 Ikea_Man 2017-12-19
People that unironically use the term "pibble" should be gassed
1 Time_to_Drink 2017-12-19
Sorry to serious post, but how mentally defective do you have to be to abuse the parents of a toddler who was savagely mauled to death by dogs?
And on Facebook....talk about a faux pas. I wouldn't want anyone else knowing I was such an evil, hateful, disgusting creep. Save that shit for Reddit.
1 alphetasauce 2017-12-19
Those comments were more brutal than anything I've seen on /r/drama. I f they weren't pitbull owners I'd say recruit them.
1 Dextro420x 2017-12-19
you're an aids patient
1 giroth 2017-12-19
I can't believe I'm typing this:
Even we have standards, they are not welcome here.
1 djlewt 2017-12-19
I don't even own a dog, but I have a question- Which pitbulls are more likely to kill you? "Pit bull" isn't really a breed, that's like saying "brown people" when referring to Mexicans, Peruvians, India Indians, NA Indians, Cubans, Iranians, etc.
I mean by all means don't let me stop the hate parade due to your own ignorance, but maybe be more specific, like does an American Bull Terrier count? Boxer? Blue blood bull? Staffordshire Terrier?
If we're gonna ban "pitbulls" because they kill people then shouldn't we ban humans too? Especially mayos, don't they commit the vast majority of mass killings? Ban mayos now!
1 alphetasauce 2017-12-19
No one calls a boxer a pitbull.
1 YOU_NOW_HAVE_AIDS 2017-12-19
We should ban you. From living, you fucking tard.
1 HueyCrashTestPilot 2017-12-19
No one is pretending that pit bull is a breed. It's a category. If you want to know the specific deaths per attack rate for each breed then you can satisfy your own curiosity via Google.
But, my question here is 'Does it really matter?'
1 oshnyve 2017-12-19
I'm most interested in the one fatal Dachshund bite on that page. Imagine getting taken out by a weiner dog, what a way to go
1 messianol 2017-12-19
jesus christ...
its interesting to see the correlation between owning a pitbull and being a classless fuckwit.
1 hlary 2017-12-19
Pit bull owner of 8 years, he never attacked anyone up to the day he died AMA
1 newprofile15 2017-12-19
How many children did he maul on the day he died?
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2017-12-19
Only a few kids. He a good pibble ššš
1 newprofile15 2017-12-19
at least he died doing what he loved, murdering small children
1 Gothmog26 2017-12-19
A death we all can aspire to
1 BigOldWhiteDick 2017-12-19
What caliber did the police use to put it down?
1 DannyLee90 2017-12-19
If wild hogs are any approximation, you need a .308 rifle round for those fuckers.
1 TFWnoLTR 2017-12-19
Nah. I put down a pit with a .22 after it killed half of my layers. Just don't aim for the head, their skulls are thick af.
1 Maple28 2017-12-19
There was a guy who lived 15 miles from me who had a pet cougar and it never attacked. So I guess i'm safe getting one now? always wanted a big cat to keep out the riff raff.
1 hlary 2017-12-19
noice m8 must of been great to have a big old kitty to play with. I think if my cat were upsized he'd just be even more lazy after eating the local stray dogs at night
1 Gothmog26 2017-12-19
People who downvote the lolcows need to be euthenized.
1 hlary 2017-12-19
I was hoping for actual responses but all got were downvotes from the center-right contrarians of /r/drama :(
1 newprofile15 2017-12-19
I have a real response, no downvotes bby
1 Gothmog26 2017-12-19
/r/drama is the worst board on Reddit, except for every other board.
1 Trumpsfatrolls 2017-12-19
When he eats your kids, will you say sorry?
1 NSFW_Jeanne 2017-12-19
Every time I see this kind of awful abuse, I am reminded of the feminists who insist that this kind of vitriol is ultra specific to women only, and men don't have it anywhere near as bad.
Maybe they don't overreact nearly as badly.
1 BigLordFigot 2017-12-19
My neighbor's pit attacked me. If it comes in my yard again, I am going to shoot it. Alot.
1 saint2e 2017-12-19
Plot twist: a bunch of pit bull owners get mauled breaking up a pit bull fight.
1 Reynoodlepoodle 2017-12-19
Like I always say. 1 bullet for the pit, 2 for the owner
1 Buy_ 2017-12-19
Holy fuck
30 people have died from being attacked by these out-of-control canines and pit bull owners are offended because it could lead to resentment against pitbulls. These people have the same philosophy as people who worry about Islamophobia after a terrorist attack.
Around pits never sit.
1 shallowm 2017-12-19
tfw you just want to defend yourself from pitbulls but everyone calls you autistic
1 fayeDragon 2017-12-19
Euthanize pitbull owners tbh
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-12-19
I hate pit bulls
1 I_smell_like_bacon 2017-12-19
Pitbull drama is easy
https://i.imgur.com/gnvLdVw.png
1 shallowm 2017-12-19
1 triforce-of-power 2017-12-19
See, this is the problem with the pit bull breed: it's owned by stupid, ignorant, trashy fucking people who are lazy fucking owners who can't take the time to properly train their fucking dogs and instead insist the issues are "discrimination". They are an incredibly energetic and undisciplined breed that require consistent training and socialization, especially due to their innate protectiveness of their owners.
The hate people have for the breed is disappointing, but unfortunately it's totally understandable considering the irresponsible dipshits who own them. They are not for new owners, lazy owners, or lax owners; unfortunately this describes the majority of ghetto trash who like this breed.
Thank god Cane Corsos are starting to pick up in popularity with this crowd, maybe this drama will cool down in a decade and dedicated breeders can focus on breeding out some of the pit bull's issues while the trash lineages die off.
1 CisWhiteMaleREEE 2017-12-19
The problem with pits is that humans bred them from gray wolves with the purpose of fucking shit up.
1 a_jill_sandwich 2017-12-19
How big of a cunt do you have to be to want to picket an event for dog attack victims with the same breed dog who attacked them as your +1?
1 GenitalGesticulation 2017-12-19
Look at all those pit bull owners, imagine the amount of Pall Malls and arrest warrants between them all...
1 Ikea_Man 2017-12-19
Are pitbulls like the black people of dogs, where a small portion of the population commits most of the crimes, but we have to pretend that's not the case?
We wuz dogs