Unironic Modding Announcement

73  2017-12-19 by Zachums

We got a message yesterday from an admin regarding some violent content that they removed for us, so I asked for clarification on exactly what we need to remove.

Screenshot Provided. For context, the parent comment is here, and the removed comment is a user saying:

I promise we will kill all of you before it comes to that.

So, we're kind of in a precarious zone here. I doubt we're in a place right now to be banned anytime soon, but we're going to err on the side of caution. To be clear:

Funposting: Awesome

Angerposting: Not awesome.

As for telling other users to kill themselves (or variations of it), that's also tough. If the person you're advising is aware you're joking, great. If it's a random person from outside the sub, then just stick with hoping that they keep themselves safe or whatnot.

Sorry for the seriouspost here, but I didn't want it to appear like we started removing comments out of nowhere. And it's also a dialogue, so if you have questions about this or just want to tell me that I'm not funny, my dog is suffering by existing, whatever repeated sentiments you want to regurgitate, et cetera, that's fine, too.

r/kevbo btw

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You guys are the least awful mods on this website.

Thanks, not-my-alt! ;)

Zachums = ed confirmed.

That would be the best timeline

It's basically the only timeline.

He PM'd me saying he was joking you are the second worse after SRD.

u/ralpher313 I can't believe you betrayed my trust like this.

Sucking up to mods please keep yourself safe

You can actually tell him to commit suicide in this instance.

Freeze-peaches always taste better in season anyway...

Don't need your permission.

uuugggghhhh....someone said this to me a month or so ago and I knew it meant something shitty but googling didn't help.

Now I want to go back and find them so I can tell them GFY.

are you joking? every two months one of them goes on a bath salts rampage, deletes snappy, and fucks everything up

They're retarded, but they are our retards ๐Ÿ˜Š

r/wholesome_r_drama

The deed has been done. I feel filthy.

Like said your girlfriend about both of us, your's bigger but mine's better.

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are you saying you want mentally-sound mods in this place or what

Why would mentally sound people even know about this place let alone accept the invite?

What do you think keeps the turds out of the gene pool?

Wrong.

They actually might fuck you

Down right best lepers in the colony if you ask me.

That is saying so little as to almost be an insult.

One hopes you are not threatening me young man because it will not go well for you if you are. You dig. I will find out who you are, where you are and I will report you to your local precinct it is against the law to CYBERBULLY on the internet - period. Take your posts down or deal with the cops.

What is this frin, it's hilarious.

You would think being a famous model she could fix those extremely English teeth

she could fix those extremely English teeth

Does she do jap model shit? They like them fucked up there for some reason, even pay dentists to deliberately screw with em

Hah really? That's pretty fuckin weird

U fokin with me mate???

Nope, google 'jap snaggletooth'

Holy shit.

Japacide when?

NAGASAKI 2 THE NUKERER

WTF, THOSE TEETH

Make sure to Keep Yourself Safe OP <3

Dang, that's like twice in one week the admins had to step in and remove stupid shit like that.

Wait what was the first one? I missed it

/u/starship_litterbox went on some weird rant about "niggas" and genociding Christians as revenge for imaginary dead gays in Alabama. It was really weird and got a 3 day ban for it.

Which is hilarious because u/feeepo didn't even get banned for his nonsense.

Nigga what

You bouta get clipped for them fishlips puffin water bout me

Now, before you go to the conclusions, let's set the record straight. For many years I lived in the dark of the closet. And this closet is called a "brain infection". I will not apologize for what I am, which is absolute retardation. But we need not point fingers at absolute obstructions, like me, but make the world safer for us. Since childhood we have used helmets and elbows and women's belts of classic films. Only then can we get rid of the influence of not backward people and live together in harmony.

/u/starship_litterbox that's what they clipped you for? I would have thought the absurdity should have been fairly apparent, even if the admins aren't familiar with this sub's particular vintage of malignancy.

Yeah I was kind of surprised. I was acting like a total retard, I thought they would just pet me and move on

feeepo didn't leave the comment that got removed in the link above, it was another user.

All these retarded anger addicts start to blend together.

Say the name damnit we want to bully!

Some gullible limp-wristed kitten took a post I wrote about Christocide seriously. I made the comments more inclusive of Muslims, Jews, and white people but the alt-right admins oppressed my lesbianism.

I got a 7 day suspension calling for kebabacide the other day...

ู…ุง ู‡ูŠ ุงู„ู„ุนู†ุฉ ู‡ู„ ู…ุฌุฑุฏ ุณุฎูŠู ุงู„ู‚ูˆู„ ุนู† ู„ูŠุŒ ูˆูƒู†ุช ู‚ู„ูŠู„ุง ุงู„ูƒู„ุจุฉุŸ ุณุขุฎุฐ ูƒู†ุช ุฃุนุฑู ุฃู†ู†ูŠ ุชุฎุฑุฌุช ุฃุนู„ู‰ ุตููŠ ููŠ ู‚ูˆุงุช ุงู„ุจุญุฑูŠุฉุŒ ูˆู„ู‚ุฏ ุดุงุฑูƒุช ููŠ ุงู„ุนุฏูŠุฏ ู…ู† ุงู„ุบุงุฑุงุช ุงู„ุณุฑูŠุฉ ุนู„ู‰ ู‚ู†ุงุฉ ุชู†ุธูŠู…ุŒ ูˆู„ุฏูŠ ุฃูƒุซุฑ ู…ู† 300 ูŠู‚ุชู„ ุงู„ู…ุคูƒุฏุฉ. ุงู†ุง ุชุฏุฑุจุช ููŠ ุญุฑุจ ุงู„ุบูˆุฑูŠู„ุง ูˆุฃู†ุง ู‚ู†ุงุต ูƒุจุงุฑ ููŠ ุงู„ู‚ูˆุงุช ุงู„ู…ุณู„ุญุฉ ู„ู„ูˆู„ุงูŠุงุช ุงู„ู…ุชุญุฏุฉ. ุฃู†ุช ู„ุง ุดูŠุก ุจุงู„ู†ุณุจุฉ ู„ูŠ ูˆู„ูƒู† ู…ุฌุฑุฏ ู‡ุฏู ุขุฎุฑ. ูˆุณูˆู ูŠู…ุณุญ ู„ูƒ ุงู„ู„ุนู†ุฉ ุฎุงุฑุฌ ุจุฏู‚ุฉ ุฃู…ุซุงู„ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ู„ู… ูŠุณุจู‚ ู„ู‡ ู…ุซูŠู„ ุนู„ู‰ ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุฃุฑุถุŒ ุจู…ู†ุงุณุจุฉ ูƒู„ุงู…ูŠ ุณุฎูŠู. ูƒู†ุช ุชุนุชู‚ุฏ ุฃู†ูƒ ูŠู…ูƒู† ุฃู† ุชูู„ุช ู…ู† ุงู„ู‚ูˆู„ ุฅู† ุงู„ู‚ุฑู ู„ูŠ ุนุจุฑ ุงู„ุฅู†ุชุฑู†ุชุŸ ููƒุฑ ู…ุฑุฉ ุฃุฎุฑู‰ุŒ ู…ู‚ูŠุช. ูˆู†ุญู† ู†ุชูƒู„ู… ุงู†ุง ุนู„ู‰ ุงุชุตุงู„ ุดุจูƒุฉ ุงู„ุงุชุตุงู„ ุงู„ุณุฑูŠุฉ ู„ู„ุฌูˆุงุณูŠุณ ููŠ ุฌู…ูŠุน ุฃู†ุญุงุก ุงู„ูˆู„ุงูŠุงุช ุงู„ู…ุชุญุฏุฉ ุงู„ุฃู…ุฑูŠูƒูŠุฉ ูˆุงู„ู…ู„ูƒูŠุฉ ุงู„ููƒุฑูŠุฉ ุงู„ุฎุงุตุฉ ุจูƒ ูŠุชู… ุชุชุจุนู‡ุง ุงู„ุขู† ุญุชู‰ ุชุชู…ูƒู† ุงู„ุงุณุชุนุฏุงุฏ ุจุดูƒู„ ุฃูุถู„ ู„ู„ุนุงุตูุฉุŒ ูŠุฑู‚ุฉ. ุงู„ุนุงุตูุฉ ุงู„ุชูŠ ุชู‚ุถูŠ ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ุดูŠุก ุงู„ู‚ู„ูŠู„ ู…ุซูŠุฑ ู„ู„ุดูู‚ุฉ ุงุณุชุฏุนุงุก ุญูŠุงุชูƒ. ูƒู†ุช ุณุฎูŠู ู…ูŠุชุŒ ุทูู„. ุฃู†ุง ูŠู…ูƒู† ุฃู† ุชูƒูˆู† ููŠ ุฃูŠ ู…ูƒุงู† ูˆููŠ ุฃูŠ ูˆู‚ุชุŒ ูˆุฃุณุชุทูŠุน ุฃู† ุฃู‚ุชู„ูƒ ููŠ ุฃูƒุซุฑ ู…ู† ุณุจุนู…ุงุฆุฉ ุงู„ุทุฑู‚ุŒ ูˆู‡ุฐุง ู…ุฌุฑุฏ ุจูŠุฏูŠ ุงู„ุนุงุฑูŠุฉ. ู„ุณุช ูู‚ุท ุชุฏุฑุจุช ุนู„ู‰ ู†ุทุงู‚ ูˆุงุณุน ููŠ ุงู„ู‚ุชุงู„ ุงู„ุฃุนุฒู„ุŒ ูˆู„ูƒู† ู„ุฏูŠ ุงู„ูˆุตูˆู„ ุฅู„ู‰ ุชุฑุณุงู†ุฉ ูƒุงู…ู„ุฉ ู…ู† ู‚ูˆุงุช ู…ุดุงุฉ ุงู„ุจุญุฑูŠุฉ ุงู„ุฃู…ุฑูŠูƒูŠุฉ ูˆุณูˆู ุชุณุชุฎุฏู… ู„ู…ุฏุงู‡ ุงู„ูƒุงู…ู„ ู„ู„ู‚ุถุงุก ุงู„ุญู…ุงุฑ ุจุงุฆุณุฉ ุงู„ุฎุงุตุฉ ุจูƒ ู…ู† ุนู„ู‰ ูˆุฌู‡ ุงู„ู‚ุงุฑุฉุŒ ูˆูƒู†ุช ู‚ู„ูŠู„ ุงู„ุฎุฑุงุก. ุฅู„ุง ุฅุฐุง ูƒู†ุช ูŠู…ูƒู† ุฃู† ูŠุนุฑู ู…ุง ุงู„ู‚ุตุงุต ุบูŠุฑ ู…ู‚ุฏุณ ูƒุงู† ู„ุฏูŠูƒ ุงู„ู‚ู„ูŠู„ "ุฐูƒูŠุฉ" ู„ู„ุชุนู„ูŠู‚ ุนู„ู‰ ูˆุดูƒ ุงุณู‚ุงุท ุนู„ูŠูƒู…ุŒ ุฑุจู…ุง ูƒู†ุช ู‚ุฏ ุนู‚ุฏุช ุงู„ู„ุณุงู† ุณุฎูŠู ุงู„ุฎุงุต ุจูƒ. ูˆู„ูƒู† ู„ุง ูŠู…ูƒู† ู„ูƒู…ุŒ ูƒู†ุช ู„ุงุŒ ูˆุงู„ุขู† ูƒู†ุช ุชุฏูุน ุงู„ุซู…ู†ุŒ ูˆูƒู†ุช ุบุฏู… ุงุญู…ู‚. ูˆุณูˆู ุงู„ู‚ุฑู ุงู„ุบุถุจ ููŠ ุฌู…ูŠุน ุฃู†ุญุงุก ู„ูƒุŒ ูˆุณูˆู ูŠุบุฑู‚ ููŠู‡. ูƒู†ุช ุณุฎูŠู ู…ูŠุชุŒ ุทูู„.

Navy seal copypasta..... mmmmmmm fresh

Well, /u/BigLordShiggot was suspended from reddit yesterday, but I'm not sure if it was a comment here or somewhere else.

It gets spicier!

It probably all could have been avoided, tbh.

Yeah but r/drama doesn't negotiate with terrorists

It's nice to see the admins step in to firmly support mayocide

Make this photo of /u/serialflamingo my flair or I'll kill everyone here

Someone tell me if this pic is SFW or not before I click it.

It is, you can trust me

Totes safe. You should call a big company meeting. Click that link before everyone. Do it.

the original pic of that is so great, chavscum renaissance

Really does capture the essence of Britain

That was wonderful. Thank you

This is my new background and facebook cover tbh

The onlookers gawking with disdain in the distance are probably my favorite part.

Beautiful. (๏พ‰โ—•ใƒฎโ—•)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง

We both know there's only one flair that would truly capture your essence honey

๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’—

You two! Get a room ๐Ÿ˜’

Sorry ed we prefer to do it in public ๐Ÿ˜™

I'm way hotter than that guy

Impossible, he's a 10/10 (for a scot)

Idk man, you seem to be incapable of getting off my dick at the v least

Where's the buss

Kevbo is the /u/Masterlawlz of dogs.

Well less fat, other than that spot on

But what if bitches cant tell the difference between fun post and anger post? Itโ€™s going to become sardine land.

Admins were a mistake. Day of the server meltdown when?

/u/feeepo why don't you an-hero already since your mongrel ass is completely worthless and we sure as hell don't need you passing your gutter genes on. You'll only produce white trash simpletons of no value so please don't

Seems a bit angerpost-y tbh.

He's another nutter.

Isn't /u/feeepo that unemployed white kid who thinks saying nigger all the time makes him cool yet he always gets downvoted into double digits around here?

Like how big of a fuck up do you need to be to get those kinds of downvote numbers in /r/drama?

That's like kalaaa levels of stupid.

It's pretty sad, even my sperg ass gets upvoted

Are you confused with u/pizzashill friendo?

I'm sure there are plenty of unemployed white kids posting racial slurs for the lulz but /u/feeepo is unique in that his angry manlet posts don't generate any lulz.

Nobody pings me as much as you do ๐Ÿ˜

I've pinged you < 10 times TBH

I've got several hundred in to /u/ed_butteredtoast

Unless.......

I've pinged you < 10 times TBH

Oh, I was counting the drunk & desperate PMs too.

I won't comment on desperate but I assure you I've not touched a drop of alcohol for the last 35+ years since AA

but I assure you I've not touched a drop of alcohol for the last 35+ years since AA

bantz aside, congrats on that.

Thx dude

Sometimes /u/Ed_ButteredToast makes it hard

How old are you? You creep!

14/f/cali

70/M/AL

He's 35. Fetal alcoholic syndrome.

Is he really 35?

No shenanigans?

I don't think he actually came out of the womb drinking, so more likely 50+

Challenge accepted.

user reports:
1: this comment made me cry
1: It threatens violence or physical harm at someone else

I love you in a highly homosexual way zach

If it wasnt for your stupid dog I would be in portland sucking your dick brah

wtf, literally the first time that my dog is cockblocking me.

I am sorry but I can not believe that

You can believe whatever you want.

Have you finally managed to become a homo?

The Dramerican Dream

Drama makes you gay

Is a process man

I'm telling you, girl. Get on Scruff. You'd clean house on that app.

This but mayocidely

Kys

That's the spirit.

Funposting: Awesome

Angerposting: Not awesome.

Good user

MAYOCIDE GONE WRONG!

Ur a retard

Did it wrong fam. Lemme.

/u/zachums you are mentally deficient and need to kys before you accidentally procreate thereby creating another generation of idiots in your bloodline.

If I'm mentally deficient why does my mom keep telling me I'm a bright young man?

Seems like she's got the hots for you. You should go for it.

๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ”ซ

Fucking a man. Great mod work

Fuck the ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

L I T E R A L L Y S H A K I N G

Dear r/drama mod u/Zachums.

Please answer just one question - What happened to Snapshillbot?

Best wishes, 1000 years of happiness and thank you for your hard work.

No clue, that's a question for /u/justcool393.

Last comment was 23 days ago. Maybe he kept himself safe.

Could you ask him?

๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™ˆ Please and thank you

Well I just pinged him in that comment and he hasn't been active in a month so who knows. He might be active in the discord server, but I don't go on it.

Poor snappy was probably banned for threatening and/or inciting violence :(

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

He was too good for this sub.

Press F

I will kill all you mods.

tl;dr for the idiots: stop seriousposting jesus fucking christ this is an internet forum not the last bastion of hope for western civ you dummy

But...But it's ok to be white ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

no... it's not?

mayo...cide...when?

mods let me no when i've crossed a line

But it's not ok to be female. And that's a super serious post.

Frick u ๐Ÿ˜ก

There's no way your a woman with your autism levels as high as they are.

Fuck! Deleted the comment i.e (which was "Frick you") instead of saving the link to it. There are 2 replies to it on my phone but if i expand it, I can't see anything? Not even in incognito?? Shadowban or something?

I think blatant sexism is still allowed, just not fairly serious violenceposting

We're not so different than the rest of Reddit after all!

Thank you for your service.

/u/Zachums is it alright if I tell this guy to do himself in?

Absolutely.

Safe

kys

Someone needs to ping gaazda and tell them.

Not me, but someone.

Evil prevails when good men fail to seriouspost on /r/drama

  • Jesus

Kill yourself

I mean, aren't we all killing ourselves slowly anyways?

It's okay to serious post.

Speak for yourself.

tongue-in-cheek comments about the mayocide

tongue-in-cheek

Wait, what?

....so are those comments about day of the rake, day of the canning, etc all rogue in cheek? Because seriously. Canada needs to keep itself safe.

Day of the can is definitely unironic

unironically eradicate whiteness

This but unironically.

It's called crypto-genocide for a reason.

Bring a plugged-in toaster with you for your monthly shower.

Ooh this is a new one, I like it.

doesnt mention,unless you customized your fuckin toaster, youre gonna need an extension cord

but i guess a homicidal electrician couldve set the outlets right next to xis shower so xe thinks itโ€™s normal

You're literally jumping down our throats because we expressed how we feel.

They better not cancel the mayocide because of this...

ur gay

Was the guy even a /r/drama regular?sounds like a /pol/ user.

yeah i remember that chain, he was some rando altright dweeb

It happened in the thread that was made about the /pol/tard, but the offender was /u/smokes_degrass (check here).

okay so i was half right

"altright dweeb" but not "rando"

Lol he was suspended now

Most of you are really great people. You're polite, civil and wish everyone to be safe. We don't want to lock this sub down due to a small, vocal minority of rabble-rousers.

kill all admins "ironically"

for ur information u/zachums i get a lot of pussy. more then you could ever think of HAHAHAA ;) so before you downvote me make sure you know who you are talking too ;) because they might be better then you at some stuff like getting pussy and head. I got to go my girlfriend is calling me right now she wants to know if i want to have sex with her ;) i bet you dont even have a girlfriend pussy ;) i bet you have a boyfriend or something ;) HAHA well toodaloo and just no that i downvoted you too that is all HAHA i am going to get sex. something you could only dream about.. oh yeah and guess what teenagers sex isnt hard to get.. you just got to try hard enough and you will get sex. sex is amazing

pce pussy ;)

Ofc it's a response to pasta.

I know that particular peice of sperging. It's a response to mayocide pasta I posted and some salt-right meth fiend ate without even bothering to chew

And he wasn't the only 'tard to chug on that piece of bit.

angery reacts only

๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

The only reason your dog is suffering is that it has a drama mod for an owner

Why are we getting knocked for that retarded rigty fREEEEEEEpo being racist all over the place

/u/gaazda, /u/Zachums

Literally, unironically, non-memeing and absolutely not tongue in cheek kys yourself

r/kevbo btw

Only useful sentence in this post, tbqhwufam

Your dog could probably mod better than you, /u/Zachums.

The (((mods))) are fags who need to be gassed.

u/gaazda what's it like to not understand sarcasm? I legit want to know. Then again, your sense of humor is probably lined up with the people who think Big Bang theory is funny.

I really hate that the admins are so worried about this. Wheres that ellen lady at?

"Blacks and other darkness are violent!"

"We will kill all of you."

I'm not saying you should kill yourself, but I am saying that you should kill yourself

Get off Reddit and go take care of Kevin

So mayocide canceled? Wtf!

fucking lol sucked in thats what you get for perpetuating stale tumblr memes

huh?

i mean mayo memes are corny and its funny to respond with "yeah but were going to wipe out all the jews before that happens"

dude just had no tact

Yeah, having autism can definitely impact one's ability to understand social cues.

i just think its funny that people can act all subversive and edgy but get offended when you suggest repeating an actual historical genocide in response

but unironically end whiteness

nah but by all means keep joking about it and pushing the overton window away

i want the very top end of the overton window to stop at "all whites deserve continually stubbed toes"

Who was that removed comment threatening violence against?

(((spez)))

I can't believe you'd link /r/kevbo without posting any new content there.

Yeah, I gotta take more pics soon. Sorry for the blueballing.

Serious question - how on Earth are you still a moderator here? You're almost comically bad at it, you're nearly universally hated, and though I doubt you're capable of realizing it you do not, in fact, know better than the community you moderate as to what that community wants. Shit, just look at how you're being downvoted in this thread - that's not people saying that they disagree with what you're saying, that's people saying that they disagree with you as a person. That's a whole bunch of people who didn't even care about what you're talking about in this thread, they just wanted to send you a quick "go fuck yourself".

I get that some people live such pathetically unrewarding lives that the minor imitation power they get from moderating a mediocre subreddit makes things worthwhile to them, but at this point, isn't it embarrassing? I mean, is the tiny little high you get from deleting any comments critical of you and your ideas really worth the shame that you ought to be feeling in knowing that the most popular thing that you could possibly do at this point would be to delete your account? What's the point?

So, yeah. Go ahead and delete this comment now, and the countless other comments that will no doubt pop up over the rest of the week pointing out what a fucktarded idea this latest bullshit is that you've arbitrarily decided to force on the sub is. Turn this into the same desolate graveyard we had last time, with your Baghdad Bob-esque comment buried under hundreds of [deleted]s. Won't change the fact that you're a fucking horrible moderator a single iota.

Drama has a certain culture

Thanks for this. Merry Christmas.

Fucking mayos always bitching n shit.