/u/aGeckoInTheGarage why in the fuck would you crusade for public safety if you're going to be a threat yourself?
You know why I don't cry and yell on the internet about people being unsafe? Because I'm unsafe myself sometimes and I'm not quite stupid enough to blatantly engage in ridiculous hypocrisy, even if I don't post evidence of it online.
But you make me look like a fucking elementary school crossing guard wearing football pads and a condom in comparison. I go 80 in a 65 in dry weather and can make it through a day without crying about people who touch their phones while they drive. You go 80 in the rain in a 20 and look at you go.
Fuck cyclists. If I had a dime for every stupid ass cyclist that bitches about car drivers because the cyclists can't be assed to follow the basic rules of the road, I could buy them all the cars that they clearly can't afford.
"I'm gonna rolling stop this red light and it's the car drivers fault if I get hit. Stopping and starting again is too hard for me"
That is legit their fucking logic.
In conclusion, when the Mayocide begins, we should start with cyclists.
7 comments
1 elsiedeez 2017-12-19
/u/aGeckoInTheGarage why in the fuck would you crusade for public safety if you're going to be a threat yourself?
You know why I don't cry and yell on the internet about people being unsafe? Because I'm unsafe myself sometimes and I'm not quite stupid enough to blatantly engage in ridiculous hypocrisy, even if I don't post evidence of it online.
But you make me look like a fucking elementary school crossing guard wearing football pads and a condom in comparison. I go 80 in a 65 in dry weather and can make it through a day without crying about people who touch their phones while they drive. You go 80 in the rain in a 20 and look at you go.
1 pwpas 2017-12-19
u/aGeckoInTheGarage btfo
1 MooseHeckler 2017-12-19
This mentality is similar to cyclists, oddly.
1 skivian 2017-12-19
Fuck cyclists. If I had a dime for every stupid ass cyclist that bitches about car drivers because the cyclists can't be assed to follow the basic rules of the road, I could buy them all the cars that they clearly can't afford.
"I'm gonna rolling stop this red light and it's the car drivers fault if I get hit. Stopping and starting again is too hard for me"
That is legit their fucking logic.
In conclusion, when the Mayocide begins, we should start with cyclists.
1 MooseHeckler 2017-12-19
Mayocide be praised!!!
1 MooseHeckler 2017-12-19
I have seen some do things that would have resulted in death, had a car been coming. Cycling culture is strange.
1 niggerpenis 2017-12-19
On the bright side /u/aGeckoInTheGarage's organs will eventually be put to good use and may help save lives.