I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
Why is it you act high and mighty, when literally all you do, Nick, is bully people? These aren't snowflakes btw, but you are being one right now. I hope when karma comes for YOU, you can actually face it.
Exactly, they even went to /r/GamerGhazi to complain about it. You're not going to go there immediately to complain unless you already know about it, which suggests that they use reddit at least somewhat regularly. Also, all the blatant "fuck ups" are way too convenient.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-19
I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
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1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-12-19
SNAPPY'S BACK!!!!
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-19
The sweet sweet milk from this lolcows tweets broke the spell that bound Snappy to eternal silence.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-19
You certainly have a way with words 😏
1 youcanteatbullets 2017-12-19
Don't ever leave us again!
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-12-19
Good bot
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Notice he slips and admits he's Nick (or at least one of the owners or employees) in the second-to-last message.
1 Norci 2017-12-19
Wait, you mean it wasn't already obvious it's a troll/fake account?
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Obvious to us, not to them 😎💩👻
1 itsnotfunny 2017-12-19
This guy is so transparent I have to think this is some kind of publicity stunt.
1 tcfb 2017-12-19
Watch one of his youtube videos. He's retarded enough to be a mod
1 Morgoff 2017-12-19
Because he called us... I mean, Nick. Who I'm a customer of... shit.
1 pointmanzero 2017-12-19
These are the people who vote republican goddamn it.
They all have lead poisoning rom their bullets and shopping at wal-mart.
You see wal-mart is full of lead contaminated products because china is so polluted. And wal-mart is just a made in china store.
So the wal-mart people who vote R are all lead poisoned and retarded.
1 WarSanchez 2017-12-19
That's why I shoot copper hollows. Maybe that explains my radical centrism.
1 pointmanzero 2017-12-19
I like copper I am invested in copper, I need copper to be used for the price to rise you keep going soldier!
1 razzmataz 2017-12-19
Just remember not to steal the copper from the power stations, you'll get zapped.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-12-19
Don't tell lies, it's perfectly safe as long as you use your bare hands, I encourage everyone here, especially the mods, to steal power line copper
1 pitterpatterwater 2017-12-19
Aren't power lines aluminum? Copper's too expensive for large-diameter wires.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-19
Is it not silver? Is aluminum even a good conductor? So many questions!!! 😓
1 pitterpatterwater 2017-12-19
Aluminum's good enough for high-voltage, low-current mains electricity.
1 glmox 2017-12-19
yes, im sure this is a direct quote from a high-ranking state official
1 Going_up_the_Country 2017-12-19
"Hello, is this Nick, revolutionary hater-slayer with the sweet kitchen? This is Mr. Attorney General. I just wanted to say I'm a big fan."
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
You're such a loser
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Good bet giving up on beauty sleep it wasn't working any way
1 wazzupnerds 2017-12-19
As some who collects vinyl your a goddamn disgrace to the fandom.
1 froibo 2017-12-19
Dude, it isn't even vinyl in the music sense. It's in the arts and crafts sense.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-19
Fucking lol
1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-19
Dude Nick is imaginary. This whole thing is a catfish designed by malevolent mods to amuse themselves
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-19
Woah!!! o_O
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-19
We bring you the best things <3
1 enderhart 2017-12-19
Tell me more about your prodigious kitchen counter
😂😂😂😂😂
1 Imreallynotatoaster 2017-12-19
It's from Lowes
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-19
Hey nick are you getting a bunch of redditing in now because there’s no WiFi in prison?
1 iisnotninja 2017-12-19
Why is it you act high and mighty, when literally all you do, Nick, is bully people? These aren't snowflakes btw, but you are being one right now. I hope when karma comes for YOU, you can actually face it.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I'm not Nick
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-19
If I were Nick I wouldn't want to admit it, either.
1 queerjihad 2017-12-19
me too thanks
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-12-19
Imagine thinking that the Jessica account isn't a troll
1 shallowm 2017-12-19
Exactly, they even went to /r/GamerGhazi to complain about it. You're not going to go there immediately to complain unless you already know about it, which suggests that they use reddit at least somewhat regularly. Also, all the blatant "fuck ups" are way too convenient.
1 PoorLilMarco 2017-12-19
They went to /r/legaladvice, someone from here told them to ask /r/gamerghazi and they took the bait.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-19
Holy shit this is amazing!
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-19
Lol.
1 Imreallynotatoaster 2017-12-19
Link please
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2017-12-19
/u/CraftyGirlJessica why are you defending suspected child molester and rapist u/Nick_CraftVinyl?
1 enderhart 2017-12-19
I'm afraid that /u/CraftyGirlJessica is, in fact, Nick from craftvinyl. He has a reputation for creeping on children who buy from his store.
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2017-12-19
So not only is he allegedly creeping on kids in RL but he is also catfishing people on the internet? Someone needs to stop this monster.
1 Guatarrigentlyweeps 2017-12-19
Are we sure this isn't Amy from Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares?
1 Norci 2017-12-19
This reads like someone watched Trump giving speeches for inspiration, but somehow managed to make it sound even more retarded.
1 MG87 2017-12-19
/u/CraftyGirlJessica how did my cock taste last night?
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-19
Like vinyl and failure.
1 _wilbur_ 2017-12-19
have you ever said anything funny?
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-19
Why aren't you memorable?