About a year ago there some fire in Gatlinburg, TN that destroyed 110% of the town and killed gorillions of people. Country music, Tennessee, my roommate’s family home—all wiped out by a wildfire, but I couldn’t think of a joke.
Honestly, after seeing that /u/CraftyGirlJessica's spergout has been going on for hours, I'm not sure if it's actually Nick, I feel like it's probably someone from /r/drama fucking with us. No neurotypical human being who functions in the real world is this retarded.
111 comments
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
LOL!
1 craftyboynick 2017-12-19
LOL!
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
So funny! And SO TRUE!
1 shallowm 2017-12-19
Why are you talking to yourself?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Truth hurts, doesn't it losers?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
I wonder how much money Nick made today because of all the haters! Probably in the TENS OF THOUSANDS!
1 pwpas 2017-12-19
I guarantee you that literally no one in this sub bought your cheap baubles.
1 backltrack 2017-12-19
I kind of want to just to chargeback after I receive the product
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-12-19
Probably millions honestly, nothing breeds publicity like unstable women ranting about vinyl.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-19
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-19
Child molseter doppleganger Nick you mean
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-19
He’s probably a billionaire by now. Hey, can he give back all the money he’s stealing out of returns now that he’s doing so good?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Every time a hater embarrasses himself, Nick makes another sale!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Nick makes a sale and a Angel loses its virginity
1 justhereforcoil 2017-12-19
I heard Nick permanently gas chin nuts
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
JOKE: How can you spot a hater? JUST ASK THEM TO READ SOME SIMPLE ENGLISH
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
LMAO!
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1d/d1/c4/1dd1c4fb9f4e9dcc1cc4de39893ef6e5.jpg
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-12-19
Nice forgetting to switch accounts we have going on here
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
I don't think Nick knows about alts tbh
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Actually, I'm just laughing at the only funny joke here on this sad message board. MINE!
1 craftyboynick 2017-12-19
Minion memes are so unironically funny!
1 buttermyself 2017-12-19
Minions are hilarious
1 glmox 2017-12-19
love these wacky tic-tacs! LOL
1 DannyLee90 2017-12-19
Please accept Jesus into your heart.
1 backltrack 2017-12-19
That can't be real
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-19
Damn Jess, I knew you were fat but I didn't realize you were jaundice as well.
1 shallowm 2017-12-19
Okay, this has to be someone from /r/drama trolling.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-12-19
Don't you dare kinkshame me
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
LOOK! It's the average hater at work!
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/homeless-man-on-the-street-royalty-free-image/175535524?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Making fun of the homeless, that's just like you Nick.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
NOT NICK, but being homeless is a choice! Not everyone can be a winner!
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
It's so good to have you here, Nick.
1 strathmeyer 2017-12-19
Be sure to remember that in 2018.
1 FunwaaChadwaa 2017-12-19
Savage
1 froibo 2017-12-19
Maybe you should STOP CAPITALIZING random WORDS like NICK DOES!
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Great minds think alike!
1 froibo 2017-12-19
It's SOMETHING you BOTH SHARE with SCHIZOPHRENICS!
1 PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-12-19
Where'd you get this picture of /u/ComedicSans !?!!
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-19
Lmao. I'm much more attractive, famalam.
1 _Petronius 2017-12-19
How’s your kitchen tho?
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-19
Clean and well-stocked. How is yours?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-19
( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°
1 ComedicSans 2017-12-19
I never scrimp.
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Nick, why did you doxx yourself?
1 craftyboynick 2017-12-19
jessica's looking for a new bull to cuck me tbh
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Damn homie, you could have just asked <3
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
Gonna go hang out in my pool now, losers. This has been hilarious! My sides hurt from laughing!
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
It's winter Jessica, get your shit together.
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Haha losers, I'm going to fall into the ice in my backyard pool and drown, NOT NICK BTW
1 SlackBabo 2017-12-19
But you didn't do that did you? You just frantically posted for another 4 hours.
1 MG87 2017-12-19
In December?
1 pwpas 2017-12-19
https://www.removeddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7ku7b0/online_craft_store_urgh_fucking_wypipo_has_a_huge/drhoeiw/
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-12-19
What the fuck is going on here.
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Start from the top:
https://www.reddit.com/r/BusinessTantrums/comments/7katqa/owner_of_a_online_craft_supply_store_has_a/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7ku7b0/online_craft_store_urgh_fucking_wypipo_has_a_huge/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7kwt5o/nick_the_craft_store_businessman_is_in_my_pms_and/
Including this thread, that's pretty much it so far. It will probably continue until Nick breaks his computer.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
YOU KNOW WHAT?! Come to the Facebook page. Come say that shit there.
You won't be so tough when it's you vs the WHOLE CRAFT VINYL ARMY. Most dedicated fans on the PLANET.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
What year is this? Who uses Facebook?
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-19
Stupid people from Virginia.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-19
Or Iowa.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-19
I'll have you know Iowans only use Facebook to contact our retarded cousins in Missouri
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-19
Both need the rope. Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Arkansas too
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-19
What has country music done to you
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-19
I kinda like this one https://open.spotify.com/track/7eMuquGvl8dWNWwISPOmQd
1 subpoutine 2017-12-19
something something Gatlinburg, TN
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-19
No comprendo
1 subpoutine 2017-12-19
About a year ago there some fire in Gatlinburg, TN that destroyed 110% of the town and killed gorillions of people. Country music, Tennessee, my roommate’s family home—all wiped out by a wildfire, but I couldn’t think of a joke.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-19
That made my day! Thanks 😀
1 oh_no_aliens 2017-12-19
Grandmothers and anti-vaxxer, flat-earthing, Alex Jones fans..
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
take your politics and shove it in ur bussy m8
1 oh_no_aliens 2017-12-19
Did I tug at your short and curlies there??
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
idk is that what you pulled out of your mouth?
1 oh_no_aliens 2017-12-19
That's what happens when you don't shave your boycunt.
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Why would I do that when it's more fun to watch you shake and moan in the comfort of my unironically favorite anti-white subreddit?
1 Morgoff 2017-12-19
You went crying to Ghazi. Ghazi!
Bring the Craft Vinyl Army here to defend their glorious leaders. You're doing awesome Nick.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2017-12-19
Fucking autistic bitch, go back to huffing glue.
1 better_bot 2017-12-19
God save us from their patchy beards and casual disdain.
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-12-19
How much did you shell out for those fake accounts, Nick? How many hours do you spend on them daily, messaging yourself to pretend you have friends?
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-12-19
This is your brain on advanced autism
1 throwaway03022017 2017-12-19
I'll give you $10 to drag my nuts through your asscrack
1 niexx 2017-12-19
christmas has come early
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-19
In what like fucking pesos? RIght?
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Literally dying at my husband is a billionaire
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-19
F
1 oh_no_aliens 2017-12-19
F
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-19
F
1 shallowm 2017-12-19
Honestly, after seeing that /u/CraftyGirlJessica's spergout has been going on for hours, I'm not sure if it's actually Nick, I feel like it's probably someone from /r/drama fucking with us. No neurotypical human being who functions in the real world is this retarded.
1 do0rkn0b 2017-12-19
did you ever have a doubt that it's not a regular here?
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-19
Challenge excepted.
1 -SetsunaFSeiei- 2017-12-19
Thanks, this was helpful
Please don’t kill yourself
1 queerjihad 2017-12-19
The OP was removed. What did it say?
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Does this help?
http://archive.is/ciQ10
I think that's what you're after
1 queerjihad 2017-12-19
Yes, thank you daddy 😘😘😘
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/7kx3h0/its_sad_when_haters_try_to_harass_good_people/
Other people are going to know about how you guys slander and harrass people. Enjoy your time here while it lasts.
1 pwpas 2017-12-19
https://www.removeddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7ku7b0/online_craft_store_urgh_fucking_wypipo_has_a_huge/drhoeiw/
1 tcfb 2017-12-19
You just tattletaled to The Office subreddit. How will we ever recover?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
That was an accident. I wanted it to go to the main page so everyone could see it.
1 strathmeyer 2017-12-19
We're laughing at you Nick.
1 Redactor0 2017-12-19
I had a feeling you'd be back within an hour of deleting your account. What's going on bro? Is this just a manic episode or are you on meth?
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
Dude you are on another sub right now having a conversation with me but not remembering that we are nemeses.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-19
No, I am not.
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-19
https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/7kx3h0/its_sad_when_haters_try_to_harass_good_people/drhulkp/
Are we friends now, Nick?
1 _Petronius 2017-12-19
Try r/gamerghazi
Thanks
😂
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-19
Ayyee bb you stop responding to me
U want sum fuk?
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
u/craftygirljessica who put you up to this? Christmas isn't for another week, shouldn't give us our gifts to early
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-12-19
Imagine being as retarded as OP.
1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2017-12-19
Why do you keep posting photos of Nick?
1 NoiselessLeg 2017-12-19
At first, I too thought that /u/CraftyGirlJessica was Nick's alt account. It seemed so obvious...but then, I realized something.
I had seen this before.
But where? I asked myself.
Then it hit me. The evidence is crystal clear:
https://imgur.com/QJNzUtf
https://imgur.com/4EERcEQ
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1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-19
Even the incels are mocking you u/craftygirljessica you should go teach them a lesson when you wake up
1 DoktuhParadox 2017-12-19
Fatty
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-12-19
Kys