r/drama: Know This: Losers go nowhere in life. You all think you're very FUNNY, but you know deep down that you're losers. Karma is real and will get you.

Know This: Losers go nowhere in life. You all think you're very FUNNY, but you know deep down that you're losers. Karma is real and will get you.

186 2017-12-20 by CraftyGirlJessica

114 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-20

I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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1 NasenSpray 2017-12-20

SNAPPY IS BACK!!!

1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-20

This made me cry

1 Dewrito_Pope 2017-12-20

errytime

1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20

Maybe that'd be good for you. To realize what you are. A LOSER and a HATER.

1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-20

😭😭😭😭 STOP IT NICK I'VE HAD ENUF

1 pwpas 2017-12-20

HATER

https://imgur.com/r6DQjru

1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20

That's not me.

1 pwpas 2017-12-20

If you keep going, it will be.

Google "Amy's Baking Company".

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-12-20

Nostalgia boner intensifies

1 Yiin 2017-12-20

BACK WHEN DRAMA WAS GOOD

Just kidding, unadulterated seriousposting is not a thing I miss

1 GrumpyFalstaff 2017-12-20

Not fat enough?

1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-12-20

Prove it

1 froibo 2017-12-20

Hmm.

1 Ravanas 2017-12-20

She's your spirit animal.

1 OnionBits 2017-12-20

Why did you say you hate jews in the other thread? That's terrible

1 POZLOADS0 2017-12-20

Real talk though, how much debt are you in, we have some friendly jews in this sub that could help you, for a fee.

1 tcfb 2017-12-20

At least we're not fat, like you.

1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20

I AM NOT FAT

1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20

Bro, you have so much gravitational pull NASA launches a satellite to study you.

1 lemondiddles 2017-12-20

Omg clever and funny. Way to go nan, grear comment. It was really original and probably made everyone laugh.

1 Talonek 2017-12-20

thanks

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-20

r/wholesome_r_drama

1 LadyVetinari 2017-12-20

What scale of measurement are you using

1 AHealthySenseofDread 2017-12-20

Kilotons

1 Eat_Some_Beer 2017-12-20

Kiloverdedsoons

1 Morgoff 2017-12-20

If you're Nick's wife you are.

I'm not saying you are, but I hear she's kinda fat.

1 TheGreyRock 2017-12-20

This is why I think Jessica is Nick's wife/lover not Nick. There's pictures of Nick online and he doesn't look fat. Jessica sounds fat.

1 blaaaahhhhh 2017-12-20

Whats the story with nick? I’ve seen the name mentioned a few time now

1 GrumpyFalstaff 2017-12-20

Nick is /u/CraftyGirlJessica

1 joie0867 2017-12-20

I dunno, that’s sounds an awful lot like what a fat person would say...

1 froibo 2017-12-20

I AM NOT FAT

🤣

1 FucksGuysWithAccents 2017-12-20

You are totally that psycho Asian girl from California and you are fat. Not clinically obese, but fat enough that your little Asian grandmother scolds you about your weight every time she see you.

And, you have that sad Asian ugly face. Not the pretty exotic one, but the one that makes you look like a fat 11 year old boy.

You are a fucking wackjob.

1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20

Good thing I wanna die all ready then huh /u/craftygirljessica

1 pwpas 2017-12-20

REALLY MAKES U THINK

1 Eat_Some_Beer 2017-12-20

I refuse to, actually

1 trjb 2017-12-20

I like this new mod.

1 pwpas 2017-12-20

I hope he literally never stops. Like, ever.

1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20

/u/zachums

Look what we found! Can we keep it?

1 Think_Once 2017-12-20

I have more karma than you.

1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-12-20

You silly normie.

To you, we're just a bunch of trolls and haters that you can shame.

Silly fool, do you not know who we really are?

We are the secret rulers of Reddit, the TRUE ADMINS, We rule this site with an iron fist, shitposting and baiting normie lolcows for our own amusement. Fools like you think you can stop us, but you're wrong. Oh so VERY WRONG.

From our citadel, our subscribers form a thousand strong mod cabal, ruling all the top subs. We are creating an army of shitposters to take over all of social media, and from there, the world.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

1 giroth 2017-12-20

And how do we secretly communicate with each other?

A newly developed hashing algorithm called "cryptohate"

1 Fuish 2017-12-20

FashCash, which uses the latest Sha-1488 encryption algorithm, stores your hateful transactions on the BussyChain. For the low low price of one bussy pic per transaction, you can send your cryptohate anywhere in the world, instantly!

1 giroth 2017-12-20

Dude cryptohate ICO's are so hot right now

1 pitterpatterwater 2017-12-20

Written in Go with a Rust backend.

1 Eat_Some_Beer 2017-12-20

I hate hate. I'm a hate hater. Let's stamp out hate with acceptance, okay guys

1 Red-Wyvern 2017-12-20

Congratulations! You got copypasta'd

1 Brokenglassinmyass 2017-12-20

deep down

Hahaha, he thinks my issues are buried.

1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-12-20

Dude my issues are pretty much my parents right now.

1 Tobans 2017-12-20

Buried?

1 TSwizzlesNipples 2017-12-20

That's low.

1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-12-20

kek

1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2017-12-20

If they're buried that would be a solution not a problem.

1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-20

I'm totally cool with this Thread Title being the text on the /r/drama Christmas card.

1 aliceunknown 2017-12-20

It's a Hanukkah card, you dumb goy lol.

1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-20

Is there 1 card or 12?

1 aliceunknown 2017-12-20

Where did you get 12 from? 😒

1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-20

Isn't Hanukkkah like 12 days of presents ergo 12 cards?

1 Kodiak_Marmoset 2017-12-20

Adam Sandler told me it was 8 Crazy Nights.

1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-20

Reasonable source. I stand corrected, 8 cards.

1 aliceunknown 2017-12-20

Bad goy.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-12-20

Isn't Hanukkkah like 12 days of presents ergo 12 cards?

This is why we need to teach the torah in school

1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-12-20

Circumcisions for all!

1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-20

Isnt that haram?

1 MooseHeckler 2017-12-20

I'm sorry but, your authority is not recognized in fort kickass.

1 Eat_Some_Beer 2017-12-20

/#metooo

1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-20

Good thing I'm not a loser then.

1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-12-20

I visit /r/drama regularly and i support this message. Karma is coming for you fucking autistic children and so bite the pillow.

1 Ravanas 2017-12-20

Sounds like a party.

1 TruthPains 2017-12-20

Thank god. I've been waiting for my day of reckoning for over three decades; it is time for me to suffer.

1 giroth 2017-12-20

My poor friend, you hit enter on a submit button on Drama on Reddit

You are already suffering terribly, whether you know it or not

1 TruthPains 2017-12-20

Do masochists ever truly suffer?

1 giroth 2017-12-20

Touche

1 aldezar 2017-12-20

Karmas got its kiss for you

1 MirMurderPizza 2017-12-20

Kill yourself

1 Fucking_Christ 2017-12-20

who are you

1 zergling_Lester 2017-12-20

Miranda, obviously.

1 Fucking_Christ 2017-12-20

the chick with the gore fetish?

1 zergling_Lester 2017-12-20

Yeah.

1 glmox 2017-12-20

Kill yourself

what did she mean by this?

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2017-12-20

How did you get mod?

1 MirMurderPizza 2017-12-20

By quite literally sucking dick.

1 rewind45 2017-12-20

Oh fuck.... You are telling the true the true arent you. 😳

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-20

the true the true

Stroke?

1 rewind45 2017-12-20

Yew, please.

1 rewind45 2017-12-20

Yes, please.

1 SPEZ_AKBAR 2017-12-20

Pics or it didn’t happen.

1 froibo 2017-12-20

LEAVE JESSICA ALONE

1 JumbledFun 2017-12-20

/u/zachums is this an angrypost?

1 MirMurderPizza 2017-12-20

Telling people to off themselves is only bad if youre downvoted.

1 Neronoah 2017-12-20

When you are a mod, they let you do it

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-20

~ /u/MasterLawlz (2017

1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-12-20

Big if true

1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2017-12-20

MODS = GODS

1 cartmanselection 2017-12-20

r/2meirl4meirl

1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-12-20

I'm hilarious

1 kingofthehill5 2017-12-20

I already got like 200k karma.

1 jenbunz 2017-12-20

someone had a bad day, what can I getchu baby girl? tea? wine? a hug?

1 Gothmog26 2017-12-20

Post Girl Bussy.

1 Chancellor740 2017-12-20

Plez no bully 😓

1 Eat_Some_Beer 2017-12-20

Shoto-pop

Mickinsay seetay fotop

Comentop sopp

1 Greatpointbut 2017-12-20

Because he's a scatman

1 StingAuer 2017-12-20

idk I'm a loser and I go places, like the grocery store sometimes.

1 hery41 2017-12-20

1 TechnogeistR 2017-12-20

pls no bully

1 Uplift_Yourself 2017-12-20

Do you watch a Rick and Morty?

1 Cake_eater666 2017-12-20

Karma? Have you been in the real world? All the people winning are evil as fuck, go to a big city and most of the people you meet will have black hearts of coal.

1 Xenepa 2017-12-20

I'm confused is OP salty about /r/drama often making fun of things?

1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-12-20

I might be a failure but I'm a stylish failure. Half bohémien, half faggot.

1 ricardogce 2017-12-20

Qu'est que ce?

1 OniTan 2017-12-20

You're so crafty!

1 Omega_Maru 2017-12-20

Start up fake vinyl online store
Offer vinyl for 2 cents per sheet
Apologize to all incoming orders, say 'due to massive influx, we cannot fulfill your order. Please contact our associate, NickCrafts, who will price match us'
Sit back and lulz

1 aqouta 2017-12-20

I actually bought karma insurance and am just trying to squeeze it for all it's worth.

1 aldezar 2017-12-20

You guys i spent 2 hours of my work day going through the craft vinyl facebook page and fuuuuuck it is spergatory

1 Talonek 2017-12-20

Is that a threat?

1 BeNiceStopAgitating 2017-12-20

Only our lord and savior Jesus christ is real he paid the cost for the redemption of all souls and the cleansing of pagan superstitions which include karma.

To indulge in karmic ideology is an affront to christ the king and sinful and leads to ruination

1 HOOLIGAN765 2017-12-20

Ummm.. excuse me but we do go places in life, like I was just inmate of the year. Were you ever inmate of the year? No? Didn’t think so. #winning