You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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Thanks! I went to Harvard poem school.

No, I'm Jessica.

How much glue do you have to huff to like Nic's poems? Asking for a friend

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That sounds like something a Harvard graduate would say

How much crafting glue do you eat a day to deal with your mundane and pathetic life?

Plot twist u/craftygirljessica and u/therealcraftvinylnic are both alts of nicks biggest competitor

No, check their latest video on that channel. Nick is a a fucking mong...

I thought this was a joke, but no, it is 100% legit.

I've watched parts of some, till I felt my brain go way dumber than previously thought possible. Serious question u/craftygirljessica when you give away someone's order do you refund who paid for it?

This is fantastic. It's a legit lolcow, complete with selfdoxx to prove what an absolute ape he is.

Ed hasn't posted yet. I think it's her trying to shill her craft business.

Self doxxing.

This is fantastic and great for bitcoin, drama coin, and every cryptocurrency on the market.

HEY NICK AND JESSICA! I heard Virginia is investigating you. Wanna explain that?

Yes, yes, yes we know. Nick has multiple personalities. And one of them is an obese ten year old.

Please huff more glue love.

Link for the lazy: http://craftvinyl.com/

It's like something from 1998 when Al Gore said "burn the eyes of every internet user."