PSA: Don't e-mail Nick unless you are following the RULES stated on the website. Be an adult, not a child. THANK YOU!

44  2017-12-20 by CraftyGirlJessica

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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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You're not my supervisor

You don't have a supervisor because unemployed people don't have supervisors.

BURNED.

He actually has a PH.d in drama from Harvard. Bet his kitchen is way nicer than yours. Posted from my pool btw

You don't know what i do

"Unemployed" is a good guess about any /r/drama poster TBH

I've been known to post in drama, and I have a real job.

Thank God for Shareblue.

NEET definitely catches most of us

You need to roll over chubby. your left side is seared from all the dramacoin hitting that jiggly hide.

Can you link the rules for us, Nick?

They're LITERALLY ALL OVER THE WEBSITE. LEARN TO READ.

And I'm not Nick. I'm Jessica. Idiot.

Where’s the link to the website, Nick?

USE GOOGLE

Nick, you have given me autism. I can't use Google now.

Wait, what do I google? I just wandered in and I want to look at your shitty page. Seriously Nick, help me out.

CRAFT VINYL. TELL YOUR FRIENDS, HATER. COME VISIT US ON FACEBOOK. WE ARE A FAMILY, PERIOD.

Keep my period fetish out of this

No that can't be it, I was told it was a million dollar business that was being "attacked". That page is definitely a 4th graders class project if I had to guess. Jesus the colors.

3.3 MILLION DOLLARS, LOSER

Ah my mistake, 3.3 million. But I'm right about the "made by a blind child" thing then? Cause man, I hope you didn't pay very much for that page Nick.

I googled “nick the billionaire who doesn’t need customer’s website” and I got nothing, what website is it?

CRAFT VINYL YOU STUPID ASS

I looked that up and I was also getting turned away, why can’t you just link it here?

Also, you should talk to one of our head mods, /u/xnotch you have a lot of fans here, and I’m sure he’d be willing to help out someone the subreddit likes :)

Your website appears to be down Nick.

vinylnation.com’s server IP address could not be found.

And your supervisor is MY HUSBAND YOU GIMP WHORE

Are they having an affair? :o

My dick is my supervisor

Can I just message you?

So email Nick. Got it fam.

What's his email again? I need it. For subscription reasons.

IT'S ON THE WEBSITE. FOLLOW THE RULES.

LINK ME TO THE WEBSITE! WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU!

And does he take Visa? I need whatever glue you're on.

You know how to find the Craft Vinyl website. The whole internet does. Stop being a loser.

Tell him Jessica

I tried to find Craft Vinyl, and the link I found was http://lemonparty.fr/, is that the Craft Vinyl page?

FUCK YOU

That's not a "no," so I will assume that http://lemonparty.fr/ is, in fact, the Craft Vinyl website.

FUCK YOU

THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SITE, HARLOT!!!

That's the fuck you of someone who clicked the link to lemon party

The more time I've spent staring at the lemonparty, the more sweet it becomes to me.

The Asian gentleman is kissing with a gentle fervor, gently pressing his hand against the other's chest. The old guy giving the blowjob is also holding hands with the guy being kissed by the Asian man.

Literally the whole internet guys

Name ONE vinyl store doing better. YOU CAN NOT.

I'm still not 100% why anyone would shop at a vinyl store period

Craft army!!! :-D

wtf does that even mean? Or at the very least, how much glue do I need to consume to get my brain to the point where that makes sense?

I like craft cheese...

Tertiary syphilis.

Amazon does a lot better than you.

Wow, what a high bar to set. On par with the best seashell jewelry shop.

oldies.com

What do I win?

Yes I can! I named it "Steve".

I'd say any vinyl store that doesn't have its owner having a public meltdown spanning several days' duration is doing better, tbh.

You got me there. Stumped.

Vinylnazi.com

Vinylnazi.com

I thought you were joking.

Yeah no this guy is a real champ, there's a whole fantastic shady list of urls he owns

I'll admit I haven't invested nearly enough time into looking into this, but this is properly fun now.

My hero <3

Is candlewaxmelters.com one of the crafting sites or the fetish porn sites?

Really hoping fetish porn

Drinkspikers and infantcreepers? Dude is totally not on any watch lists

Classy tastes for classy gentleman

fucksiser.com

I didn't even see that before, u/craftygirljessica what do you have to say for your self Nick?

adultonlinetalent.com

To be fair Nick is very complicated with vast interests

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, /u/CraftyGirlJessica, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Wait, why are you posting in r/4chan now? What did they do? I'm so confused...

I know how the internet works. Trolls need to be held accountable for their actions.

So you go to the nesting place of trolls for this? I don't think you know how the internet works.

You have no fucking idea how the internet works if you thought 4chan was going to help you. It's far more likely they'll see the batshit comments and posts you've been submitting and decide it would be lulzier to troll you, instead.

Which, actually, would result in trolls being held accountable for their actions. Continue on, princess!

4chan is a bunch of cowards. All talk, no action. They did NOTHING. Pussies!

not gonna lie probably a bad idea to intentionally make those people aware of someone like you.

DO NOT CALL. IT IS ALMOST 10 PM. THERE IS A LIMIT. BE A COMPASSIONATE, DECENT PERSON.

How do you know people are calling?

BECAUSE NICK IS MY FRIEND.

Nic*

Actually it's Nick

So it's Jessica then? Got, it my bad

Jesus Christ, all these names.

This lore goes deeper than expected.

*jessica

Do u even know how much it hurts to walk in on your little sis softly crying? Just because she was unable to use this new nazivinyl system, you battered her in chat and left her unable to breathe because sobs were racking her body. You guys are all seriously messed up. When I learned what happened i punched a pillow really hard and went "ugh! That's just so awful." Right then I could taste nothing except revenge.

STOP DRINKING, LOSER!

I'd like to see you try and make me. Get owned by gamergate, bitch.

Looks like you leveled up.

OMG. bitch totally posted in t_d

Even Daddy's cheer squad couldn't handle him.

You're going to be getting an email from a Nigerian Prince who needs your help, trust me it's legit

Jessica, does Nick suck your feminine penis?

God I love anonymous email sites. Can't wait to flood.

What is this Nazi Germany?....communist Cuba? Who's in charge here? The people are that's who!!!