No that can't be it, I was told it was a million dollar business that was being "attacked". That page is definitely a 4th graders class project if I had to guess. Jesus the colors.
I looked that up and I was also getting turned away, why can’t you just link it here?
Also, you should talk to one of our head mods, /u/xnotch you have a lot of fans here, and I’m sure he’d be willing to help out someone the subreddit likes :)
The more time I've spent staring at the lemonparty, the more sweet it becomes to me.
The Asian gentleman is kissing with a gentle fervor, gently pressing his hand against the other's chest. The old guy giving the blowjob is also holding hands with the guy being kissed by the Asian man.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, /u/CraftyGirlJessica, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
You have no fucking idea how the internet works if you thought 4chan was going to help you. It's far more likely they'll see the batshit comments and posts you've been submitting and decide it would be lulzier to troll you, instead.
Which, actually, would result in trolls being held accountable for their actions. Continue on, princess!
Do u even know how much it hurts to walk in on your little sis softly crying? Just because she was unable to use this new nazivinyl system, you battered her in chat and left her unable to breathe because sobs were racking her body. You guys are all seriously messed up. When I learned what happened i punched a pillow really hard and went "ugh! That's just so awful." Right then I could taste nothing except revenge.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-20
I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems
Snapshots:
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1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
You're not my supervisor
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
You don't have a supervisor because unemployed people don't have supervisors.
BURNED.
1 tcfb 2017-12-20
He actually has a PH.d in drama from Harvard. Bet his kitchen is way nicer than yours. Posted from my pool btw
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
You don't know what i do
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-12-20
"Unemployed" is a good guess about any /r/drama poster TBH
1 Chromebookbitches 2017-12-20
I've been known to post in drama, and I have a real job.
1 ironicshitpostr 2017-12-20
Thank God for Shareblue.
1 giroth 2017-12-20
NEET definitely catches most of us
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20
You need to roll over chubby. your left side is seared from all the dramacoin hitting that jiggly hide.
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
Can you link the rules for us, Nick?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
They're LITERALLY ALL OVER THE WEBSITE. LEARN TO READ.
And I'm not Nick. I'm Jessica. Idiot.
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
Where’s the link to the website, Nick?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
USE GOOGLE
1 kevinwelch2001 2017-12-20
Nick, you have given me autism. I can't use Google now.
1 GrumpyFalstaff 2017-12-20
Wait, what do I google? I just wandered in and I want to look at your shitty page. Seriously Nick, help me out.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
CRAFT VINYL. TELL YOUR FRIENDS, HATER. COME VISIT US ON FACEBOOK. WE ARE A FAMILY, PERIOD.
1 craftyboynick 2017-12-20
Keep my period fetish out of this
1 GrumpyFalstaff 2017-12-20
No that can't be it, I was told it was a million dollar business that was being "attacked". That page is definitely a 4th graders class project if I had to guess. Jesus the colors.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
3.3 MILLION DOLLARS, LOSER
1 GrumpyFalstaff 2017-12-20
Ah my mistake, 3.3 million. But I'm right about the "made by a blind child" thing then? Cause man, I hope you didn't pay very much for that page Nick.
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
I googled “nick the billionaire who doesn’t need customer’s website” and I got nothing, what website is it?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
CRAFT VINYL YOU STUPID ASS
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
I looked that up and I was also getting turned away, why can’t you just link it here?
Also, you should talk to one of our head mods, /u/xnotch you have a lot of fans here, and I’m sure he’d be willing to help out someone the subreddit likes :)
1 FunwaaChadwaa 2017-12-20
Your website appears to be down Nick.
1 VinylBethNicksWife 2017-12-20
And your supervisor is MY HUSBAND YOU GIMP WHORE
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-20
Are they having an affair? :o
1 backltrack 2017-12-20
My dick is my supervisor
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
Can I just message you?
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20
So email Nick. Got it fam.
What's his email again? I need it. For subscription reasons.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
IT'S ON THE WEBSITE. FOLLOW THE RULES.
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20
LINK ME TO THE WEBSITE! WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU!
And does he take Visa? I need whatever glue you're on.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
You know how to find the Craft Vinyl website. The whole internet does. Stop being a loser.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
Tell him Jessica
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-12-20
I tried to find Craft Vinyl, and the link I found was http://lemonparty.fr/, is that the Craft Vinyl page?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
FUCK YOU
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-12-20
That's not a "no," so I will assume that http://lemonparty.fr/ is, in fact, the Craft Vinyl website.
1 poopcoptor 2017-12-20
absolute madman
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-12-20
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SITE, HARLOT!!!
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
That's the fuck you of someone who clicked the link to lemon party
1 giroth 2017-12-20
The more time I've spent staring at the lemonparty, the more sweet it becomes to me.
The Asian gentleman is kissing with a gentle fervor, gently pressing his hand against the other's chest. The old guy giving the blowjob is also holding hands with the guy being kissed by the Asian man.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
Literally the whole internet guys
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
Name ONE vinyl store doing better. YOU CAN NOT.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
I'm still not 100% why anyone would shop at a vinyl store period
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
Craft army!!! :-D
1 GrumpyFalstaff 2017-12-20
wtf does that even mean? Or at the very least, how much glue do I need to consume to get my brain to the point where that makes sense?
1 TruthPains 2017-12-20
I like craft cheese...
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-20
Tertiary syphilis.
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20
Amazon does a lot better than you.
1 froibo 2017-12-20
Wow, what a high bar to set. On par with the best seashell jewelry shop.
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-12-20
oldies.com
What do I win?
1 taterbizkit 2017-12-20
Yes I can! I named it "Steve".
1 BashfulHandful 2017-12-20
I'd say any vinyl store that doesn't have its owner having a public meltdown spanning several days' duration is doing better, tbh.
1 niczar 2017-12-20
You got me there. Stumped.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
Vinylnazi.com
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20
I thought you were joking.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
Yeah no this guy is a real champ, there's a whole fantastic shady list of urls he owns
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20
I'll admit I haven't invested nearly enough time into looking into this, but this is properly fun now.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
http://www.viewdns.info/reversewhois/?q=nick%40craftvinyl.com
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20
My hero <3
1 Redactor0 2017-12-20
Is candlewaxmelters.com one of the crafting sites or the fetish porn sites?
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
Really hoping fetish porn
1 tcfb 2017-12-20
Drinkspikers and infantcreepers? Dude is totally not on any watch lists
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
Classy tastes for classy gentleman
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-12-20
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
I didn't even see that before, u/craftygirljessica what do you have to say for your self Nick?
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-12-20
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
To be fair Nick is very complicated with vast interests
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-12-20
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, /u/CraftyGirlJessica, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20
Wait, why are you posting in r/4chan now? What did they do? I'm so confused...
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
I know how the internet works. Trolls need to be held accountable for their actions.
1 PM-ME-SVU 2017-12-20
So you go to the nesting place of trolls for this? I don't think you know how the internet works.
1 BashfulHandful 2017-12-20
You have no fucking idea how the internet works if you thought 4chan was going to help you. It's far more likely they'll see the batshit comments and posts you've been submitting and decide it would be lulzier to troll you, instead.
Which, actually, would result in trolls being held accountable for their actions. Continue on, princess!
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
4chan is a bunch of cowards. All talk, no action. They did NOTHING. Pussies!
1 moondoggy101 2017-12-20
not gonna lie probably a bad idea to intentionally make those people aware of someone like you.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
DO NOT CALL. IT IS ALMOST 10 PM. THERE IS A LIMIT. BE A COMPASSIONATE, DECENT PERSON.
1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20
How do you know people are calling?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
BECAUSE NICK IS MY FRIEND.
1 tcfb 2017-12-20
Nic*
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
Actually it's Nick
1 tcfb 2017-12-20
So it's Jessica then? Got, it my bad
1 TheMoonKitten 2017-12-20
Jesus Christ, all these names.
This lore goes deeper than expected.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
*jessica
1 trapochaphouse 2017-12-20
Do u even know how much it hurts to walk in on your little sis softly crying? Just because she was unable to use this new nazivinyl system, you battered her in chat and left her unable to breathe because sobs were racking her body. You guys are all seriously messed up. When I learned what happened i punched a pillow really hard and went "ugh! That's just so awful." Right then I could taste nothing except revenge.
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
STOP DRINKING, LOSER!
1 trapochaphouse 2017-12-20
I'd like to see you try and make me. Get owned by gamergate, bitch.
1 DrunkAutopilot 2017-12-20
Looks like you leveled up.
1 PM-ME-SVU 2017-12-20
OMG. bitch totally posted in t_d
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20
Even Daddy's cheer squad couldn't handle him.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-12-20
You're going to be getting an email from a Nigerian Prince who needs your help, trust me it's legit
1 I_AM_BenjenStark_AMA 2017-12-20
Jessica, does Nick suck your feminine penis?
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-20
Welcome to the Internet
1 Madmantwentyone 2017-12-20
God I love anonymous email sites. Can't wait to flood.
1 mrtnolvr84 2017-12-20
What is this Nazi Germany?....communist Cuba? Who's in charge here? The people are that's who!!!