"🙆‍♀️🔫 Don't fuck with the Vinylcraft At my BBBBIIIITTTCCCCHHHHH"

I was luckily witness to all of it so I'll do my best. Nick (also goes by Jessica) is the owner of a failing vinyl company that some other sub was making fun of for cancelling customers orders when they ask why they haven't shipped after 4+ weeks. The post gets linked here and he trys to out retard us. Makes a few posts doxing himself and just generally having a mental breakdown. Deletes his Nick account and creates /u/craftygirljessica. An ex model/Havard law Grad/Billionaire lawyer (his words). Used this account to hilariously try and defend said failing business while bragging about his kitchen/pool/all the money he's not making. It's worth reading pretty much all of the threads. If a post is deleted it's because he accidentally answered as nick on his jessica account. He also has a youtube channel dedicated to shaming customers who ask why they still don't have their shitty vinyl.

Really hoping he makes that video exposing us all like he promised.

he trys to out retard us

That was his first mistake.

It will be his last.

But it was even better, because u/craftygirljessica came here first to "defend the company" and after everyone calling "her" out as being the owner, the "real" Nick shows up and the other account goes quiet, right until Nick deletes the account and well whaddya know, the jessica account all of a sudden starts posting again immediately afterwards.

The dude is insane enough to definitely come back tomorrow for more. Kwanza came early boys

The best was the minion meme on the office sub, with people telling him to post on gamerghazi and he actually fucking does it. I cried laughing.

I salute you u/starship_litterbox.

That was amazing. Actually thought The Office sub were the reddit police. See the legal advice post? https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/7kxflx/at_my_wits_end_my_favorite_brand_is_being/drhwja1/

I really hope he picks up where he left off tomorrow...

I'd say 1/1 chance

I liked how Nick went screaming bravely into the_donald

Man that had so much potential.

👌🎅😘

Oh he's legit crazy then

It's a Christmas miracle.

-Rothschilds bow to Staffords

-In contact with aliens

-Possess psychic-like abilities

-Control Virginia government with an iron but fair fist

-Own castles & banks globally

-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Stafforgrad will be be the first city)

-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Stafford babies

-nick and jessica stafford said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

-You likely have Staffabots inside you right now

-The Staffords are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Stafford bunker in Wilkes land?

-They learned fluent reddiquette in under a week

-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the family. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Stafford

-The Staffords are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.