Haters will NEVER have this kind of wealth and luxury

24  2017-12-20 by CraftyGirlJessica

80 comments

PERFECT PLACE TO MUNCH POPCORN AND WATCH THE SNOWFLAKES MELT!!!

YASSS QUEEN SLAYYYY DEM HOES ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”ฅ

THANKS!

At least someone gets it

Ikr????? All these virgin soyboys on r/drama thinking they are BETTER THAN YOU!!11!!!

YOU ALL GOT OWNED BY NICK OKAAAYYY?? ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Fucking losses!! ๐Ÿ˜ค

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Have they modded you yet?

CRAFTVINYLARMY

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Oh shit you've found each other

I'll give you $10 to drag my nuts through your asscrack

Nick doesn't need it!

Check Facebook. In the past two hours, Nick refunded THREE Black Friday orders, save for the $5 "snowflake tax," HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That's FIFTEEN BUCKS FOR FREE!

That face book page gave me the autism who do I complain to?

You could probably qualify to be one of her students ;)

What she teach? How to fool the internet into thinking your not Nic?

Retards, strangely enough. I think some rubbed off on her.

Yeh boasting about 15 bucks for free means itโ€™s not even a service charge. Just a โ€œim taking money from my customersโ€ charge.

You are actually looking at a crime.

I'm not Nick

Of course not, but stop wasting VA tax dollars and get back to work.

I wonder why a supposed multi-million dollar a year business still does all it's orders through PayPal and not their own system ๐Ÿค”

PayPal is the most advanced digital marketplace technology, idiot

Show me ONE digital store payment purchase interface that's better, please. Squarsepace? I think not. PayPal is the industry standard.

No usually companies your size would have their own online storefront with an OPS. PayPal is an unnecessary middle man of getting money from someone and to your bank account with the volume they supposedly deal with.

Unless A) they're dumb or most likely B) they use it because their customer service sucks for buyers.

Im not talking about nic, I'm talking about your sweet fat ass

Wow he made FIFTEEN WHOLE DOLLARS in an hour? Where can a simpleton like me learn such amazing business acumen?

So you're excited about stealing 15 dollars through refunds? Hm...

Hardword floors in a movie theater. GORGEOUS!!!

Actually?

I assumed this is in your basement but wouldn't the moisture be a problem?

Should've got laminate or engineered.

It's not in the basement

How many sq feet is your house?

A LOT

That's not a real number

Not an argument

I like how /u/CraftyGirlJessica isn't even pretending he's not nick anymore.

That's not a lot.

A LOT

Now that's a lot!!

This is a rich person's answer if I've ever heard one.

I have a 100" screen and projector in my basement. I just use a decently sized dehumidifier and it keeps it at a decent 40% humidity.

Looking to upgrade the screen and projector in the next few months. Not sure if I should go with 2.35:1 or 16:10 though. Might wait until I replace the laminate with engineered hardwood and remodel the bathroom.

So...

...are you gonna keep yourself safe or what you sad fat sack of shit? I've been waiting this whole time and so far all you've done is continue to shit your pants

Who the fuck is this person and what started this idiocy?

Jesus christ...so she's a lawyer married to a billionaire and she's fucking around on reddit? Either she's full of shit (~99% sure of this) or off her fucking meds.

/u/CraftyGirlJessica, which is it? You're a habitual liar or lunatic?

shhh... you might scare her away

Naw, this level of crazy feeds off of attention - positive or negative.

This but unironically.

You're missing the obvious here

That this is one of /u/Ed_ButteredToast's alts and he

Big if true

bigly

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Serious question. Was Gregory Chants, with his dog firetruck, an Ed alt? I was only checking in on this sub rarely, so when Ed appeared I assumed he was just a continuation in creative writing from whoever did the chants family thing, as their writing styles seemed so similar, and one appeared as the other disappeared.

I assume I'm right, but feel free to tell me otherwise, assholes.

That's before my time

Ew, newfag germs.

That was what, a year ago? Not that long in anycase

For ever in Reddit time tho

I really miss greg. He brought some much needed kindness to this sub.

alternative theory: Notch got married

I like this one

The virgin r/drama vs. the Chad millionaire entrepreneur. He's even got a hot lawyer/model Stacey.

Who the hell are you?

I'm Jessica

Aren't you supposed to be teaching retards right now? It's a school day after all ;)

Or are you Nick?

Hey u/craftygirljessica bet you won't post on r/braincels they were mocking you last night

Who in the god damn motherfucking hell is u/craftygirljessica and why is drama all about them now

/r/DRAMA MISS A DAY YOU MISS A LOT

Ivanka either tell me what's up or just go give your dad a blow job

Some mong who hosts a shit tier website called Vinylnazi.com attempted to troll /r/drama and predictable results.

Now they're pretending to be some broad who is a million dollar lawyer lady but yet buys Vinyl online for 99 cents who loves them so much she came here to defend them.

u/craftygirljessica any response?

"Cocaine is a helluva drug."

NickVinylJessica has had a million responses, get on your shit with the rest of us

I just woke up, have no idea what's happening, but don't care. Crazy Christmas came early goys!

Home theaters are so 2010.

"The long awaited response..." and the best you can do is show us your casting couch in a low lit room with you're phone camera?! and only this room?! Is this the only room that you have?! Is this just a picture of a movie room on a bus station bathroom wall?!

the Better Bussy Bureau gives you an 'F' rating as well.

Press F.

Eh, I have the same thing in my house. Just a bit smaller and the seats recline.

No you don't

I do too m8, its got a screen I can control from the seats, a place to keep my drinks cold, a place to make coffee, I can control the internal temperature from a sophisticated device from the wall, I can even make calls and shitpost on /drama from the seats. Its amazing m8, but I have carpet instead of hardwood because fuck hardwood. Hard to shag yer nan on hardwood m8

Pics or it didn't happen

Obviously

m8, its called a normal living room.

Wow, I remember when I rented out the local cinema for the night of my birthday.

If this is really you, you're making your company look terrible.

I'm Jessica

Even if you are Jessica everything you are saying is getting attributed to nick, his business, and his family. His kids will be sure to thank you when there getting hundreds of spam calls a day.

This youtube channel is a gold mine.

lol im pretty sure i can afford some curtains and chairs and a screen

actually have all of those things separately right now