Reminder: Craft Vinyl Employees Get THOUSAND Dollar Christmas Bonuses

8 2017-12-20 by CraftyGirlJessica

53 comments

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1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20

Wait I thought Reddit was full of lies???

1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20

Yes but I tell the truth

1 JumbledFun 2017-12-20

Man the local heroin dealer must love your company then!

1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20

To be fair Od is way better than living in Virginia

1 JumbledFun 2017-12-20

That's why ~~Nick~~ sorry I mean /u/CraftyGirlJessica plugs that needle every night. You would too if This was the queen of your castle

1 Morgoff 2017-12-20

How much money has craftvinyl made from drama posters calling you fat so far?

Must be millions.

1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20

Billions. At this point Bill Gates is shaking in his boots.

1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20

Over 20,000

1 Morgoff 2017-12-20

Wow! That's amazing you giant blubbery beanbag with a face.

That's another $100 there.

1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20

THANKS

1 pwpas 2017-12-20

How much do you make when I call you a gigantic faggot?

1 Morgoff 2017-12-20

Thanks for what? You're just a customer of theirs aren't you, remember?

Hur hur hur.

1 tilmoph 2017-12-20

Do you accept shekels, Nick?

1 NatieB 2017-12-20

1.5 kitchens worth

1 toynbeeidea16 2017-12-20

Craftvinylrecords.com employees get paid in weird ways.

1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20

http://listings.findthecompany.com/l/20937789/Craft-Vinyl

There is a company with an annual income of roughly 55k and one employee. Soo.....Nick bby how is the manic depression going? Seek help yet?

1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20

That's defamation. They made more than that on Black Friday alone. There is proof on Facebook.

1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20

Facebook and anecdotal evidence isn’t proof. Nick should post his tax returns.

1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20

That's confidential

1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20

Then why does the IRS and Virginia know about them?

And Nick can release them. He’s not running for president.

Anyway the point is Nick isn’t making bank. He’s barely scraping by.

1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20

The employees get 1,000 Christmas bonuses. Nick has stated this on the OFFICIAL Facebook.

1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20

Has Nick ever dropped a couple thousand pennies off at the DMV?

And can Nick prove his business is worth more than 55k annually?

1 MG87 2017-12-20

But there is only one employee

1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20

Of course they have more than one employee they pay them under the table in cash

1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20

Exactly

1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20

MakeTaxEvasionGreatAgain

1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20

Holy shit, she deleted it too!

1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20

Because Harvard didn't teach her not to incriminate your self online

1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20

Don't worry, the internet remembers all!

1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20

Clearly photoshop

1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20

The best part it that it most likely means that business listing is probably correct, and he's under reporting his income to Uncle Sam.

1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20

Maybe this is Jessica's cry for help cause she's stuck in a love less marriage and the money is running out

1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20

The government shouldn't own you and control how you use your money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wGD84j0_t8

1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20

Seriously, Mr. Mullins would be upset if he knew you weren't working right now.

1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20

Fun fact Nick used coins he found in all his neighbors couches to pay the bill

1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20

If you watch the video, he's using USPS mail tubs to transport the coins. A big no-no as those are for official USPS use only.

1 shallowm 2017-12-20

From the USPS website:

USPS encourages customers to report equipment that’s being misused, stored unnecessarily or located outside the postal network. Send leads and tips to [email protected] or call the hotline at 866-330-3404. New tubs have the hotline number and email address on the equipment to report misuse. The change was made to encourage the return of flat tubs to post offices and to advise customers that its equipment is not available for private use.

Reported.

1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20

The best part? They really don't care who you are what your volume is, they take away privileges like leaving those tubs behind to make it easier for the shipper and getting free supplies like mailers and boxes.

1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20

You've inspired me.

1 shallowm 2017-12-20

Props for writing an actual, formal email, I was too lazy to think of a way to formulate it properly.

He also talks about paying the DMV in pennies on his own website here. If anyone else reading plans on reporting him, feel free to include it.

Here's his BBB page.

Here's the BBC article about it.

1 alphetasauce 2017-12-20

How else will we be able to support the poor and down trodden if we don't take from great business owners like you? You are doing great, Nick. It's time you paid your fair share. If you have enough to give your employees a $1,000 then you have enough to be put in a higher tax bracket.

1 PURINBOYS2002 2017-12-20

This was over tax? Not even a stupid ticket? You paid more to do this stupid fucking stunt than the tax bill. And proved/changed nothing. Keep yourself extremely safe.

1 MG87 2017-12-20

Oh Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. This is just sad.

1 searingsky 2017-12-20

More than 55 grand in $5 increments stolen from customers. Impressive!

1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20

And you can see multiple employees in the YouTube videos

So you're lying

1 Norci 2017-12-20

I hope you at least paid those actors well enough to afford a ticket back home!

1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20

Nah just half are handsies behind the store

1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-12-20