Didn't you all hear? This is a Socksoff.com advertising message board now.

67  2017-12-20 by PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS

Why is it you can only find one of a pair of socks after you do the laundry? Does the dryer eat them or what. It's critical that I find my other socks because I got the pair from Socksoff.com. Socksoff had all of the designer socks at 50% off. I found socks with anglerfish, kitties, and now craft vinyl snowflakes! So this missing sock is really a loss to me. I guess I will just have to go to Socksoff and get a few more pairs of quality designer socks. Socksoff.com

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I'm both relieved and disappointed this link is safe for work

Perhaps the internet has ruined me, but when I hear a site called socks off, the first thing I think is that it's a foot fetish site.

/u/socksoffdotcom someone is taking your job

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wut the link again

I thought /u/bareballzthebitch was the OG sockposter.

Well OG sockposter was banned half a dozen times over the last year or so. Fuck knows who the actual OG is

I recall it was sockoff spamming to the front page with bots then I did a bunch of rick rolls with socksoff then it just became a thing and other peeps go at it occasionally in their own way. Which is great because everyone should be able to enjoy a great meme. Just like everyone should be able to enjoy a good pair of socks. Socksoff has all the best socks at super low prices. 50% off everyday at socksoff your source for socks for the holidays or any day you need great socks.

Real testimony from customer Cal Setinescheepo

“I get my socks at socksoff for all my friends for 50% off”

You can get designer socks everyday at socksoff. Because you are unique and your socks should be too. Socksoff.com

zoz

I leave for two days from this fucking sub and I don't understand what's going on any more.

Some hillbilly that was on Jimmy Fallon gets made fun of on /r/businesstantrums for his shitty website/rules, decides to make a reddit account and spergs out all across the thread, /r/drama users ping and goad him here and now he's sperging out on an alt pretending to be a woman called "Jessica"

What no Jessica is a completely different name than Nick. No way they could be the same person. One's a boy's name and one's a girl's name, how much more proof do you need?

I miss sockoff.com surprise spam. Way better meme than bussy.