I've been on the blower to Roy Moore and he's assured me that Nick has supplied him with quality 'vinyl' for years.
I think Nick is legit, guys. If you can't trust the word of a man officially endorsed by the president that Nick supports, then who the hell can we trust?
I remember meeting Nick Stafford at a party for the first time. He walked up to me, shook my hand, and introduced himself: "You know, even though niggers are only 13% of the United States population, they account for over 80% of the violent crimes. Nigger chimps are subhuman scum that need to be shipped back to Africa." Then he offered me some coke. I didn't accept it, partly because I didn't have any money, but mostly because he wanted me to use his asshole as a straw.
I saw Nick Straddford at a grocery store in Virginia yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
35 comments
1 froibo 2017-12-20
Can he score me some drugs?
1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20
Uh oh, schools out. Time to ramp up the posting!
1 niggerpenis 2017-12-20
I just got off the phone with Attorney General of Virginia Mark Herring and he told me to tell you to stop being a little bitch
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
Nick is also friends with the governor
1 wazzupnerds 2017-12-20
Nick stop lying and just get off the internet and pay back everyone
1 southmouthneutral 2017-12-20
My dad owns nintendo.
1 EWDnutz 2017-12-20
Proof or fake news.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-20
Does Nick grab him by the pussy?
1 pwpas 2017-12-20
It's hilarious watching a lolcow straight up ignore you.
1 icyhat 2017-12-20
That's nice, I have friends in the FBI.
Troll level: -6/10
1 glmox 2017-12-20
yeah, but my dad could beat up his dad
1 Redactor0 2017-12-20
Terry McAuliffe hangs out with an unsuccessful vinyl dealer from Lebanon, VA? Why? Is he that impressed by Nick's kitchen?
1 CraftyGirlJessica 2017-12-20
Terry has BEEN IN THE KITCHEN, dumbass
1 Redactor0 2017-12-20
So now you're on a first-name basis with Terry McAuliffe as well? What a coincidence. Did you meet him at the opera too?
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
No governor from Virginia has ever been to the opera be serious
1 aliceunknown 2017-12-20
Bob McDonnell isn't governor anymore.
1 Chronicopia420 2017-12-20
To be fair it is Virginia
1 EasySchmitty 2017-12-20
Yea well my dad works at Reddit and he’s gonna ban you
1 bigblackkittie 2017-12-20
Nick's banging the attorney general?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-20
AG is the bull.
1 TheMoonKitten 2017-12-20
The plot thickens!
1 TheSproutKnight 2017-12-20
I've been on the blower to Roy Moore and he's assured me that Nick has supplied him with quality 'vinyl' for years.
I think Nick is legit, guys. If you can't trust the word of a man officially endorsed by the president that Nick supports, then who the hell can we trust?
ImWithNick #ImWithTrump #ImWithMoore #ChristianValues #ChristianMooreForSenate
1 t3hryan 2017-12-20
Makes sense nick owns the domain to infantcreepers then.
1 JumbledFun 2017-12-20
Nick Stafford is legally required to stay 300ft away from schools
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-20
Mostly for his protection not the kids though
1 Matues49 2017-12-20
I remember meeting Nick Stafford at a party for the first time. He walked up to me, shook my hand, and introduced himself: "You know, even though niggers are only 13% of the United States population, they account for over 80% of the violent crimes. Nigger chimps are subhuman scum that need to be shipped back to Africa." Then he offered me some coke. I didn't accept it, partly because I didn't have any money, but mostly because he wanted me to use his asshole as a straw.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-20
https://i.imgur.com/v7L5b6a.gif
1 TruthPains 2017-12-20
I saw Nick Straddford at a grocery store in Virginia yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-20
http://i.imgur.com/fZvOA0X.gifv
1 glmox 2017-12-20
if i didnt know this was pasta i would totally believe this really happened
1 grep_var_log 2017-12-20
It's electrical interference.
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-20
that wasn't coke, that was quaaludes.
1 TheMoonKitten 2017-12-20
Someone say quaaludes?!
1 kane4life4ever 2017-12-20
Is that michael moore? Fuck that's even scarier.
1 Thestateyest 2017-12-20
Not providing service to customers is not a customer service technique