Not really semen, but supposedly there's a significant amount of pus around 2% because of the machinery used to milk cows. The upside is that it increases my immune system and sexual virility.
Untrue, somatic cells are just 'foreign cells', not automatically pus.
And never forget that all fruit and vegetables has insect and animal piss, shit, jizz and hairs on it. Safer to eat nothing but meat. You can't live without blood so obviously the foods with the most blood are best for you.
You supposed to milk them until they stop coming to the milking shed you idiot. Then you go out into the pasture, find the skeleton and then make an "Old but Gold" nostalgia post in their memory, largely in the hopes that the salt will resurrect them for Round 2.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-12-20
Sarcasm and flippant behavior represent contempt, which is the opposite of intellectual integrity. You seem like a real fool of a human.
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1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-20
Yeah but there's plenty o' milk left in my balls so I'm good to go. 2% of all milk contains semen.
1 pwpas 2017-12-20
Ugh, is that true?
1 starship_litterbox 2017-12-20
Not really semen, but supposedly there's a significant amount of pus around 2% because of the machinery used to milk cows. The upside is that it increases my immune system and sexual virility.
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-20
Untrue, somatic cells are just 'foreign cells', not automatically pus.
And never forget that all fruit and vegetables has insect and animal piss, shit, jizz and hairs on it. Safer to eat nothing but meat. You can't live without blood so obviously the foods with the most blood are best for you.
1 IslamicStatePatriot 2017-12-20
Pus is the new oysters!
1 djlewt 2017-12-20
Only if you're milking bulls.. don't milk bulls son.
1 Cephaliarch 2017-12-20
yep
oy goy don't be coy, it's time to enjoy the soy
1 Lawgustmarck 2017-12-20
Upvote autists and lolcows.
Downvote serious posters and those gatekeeping the lolcows.
/u/pwpas milk nick dry or serious post with the SRDines but above all else keep yourself safe.
1 icyhat 2017-12-20
How does one tell if something is a seriouspost? Not everyone is a retard that takes shit seriously if there isn't the /s at the end.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-12-20
If you don't like or disagree with a post it is a seriouspost.
1 icyhat 2017-12-20
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1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-20
Upvote everyone but /u/ed_butteredtoast and u/pizzashill (mommy defense force)
U got it!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-20
Let me love you (ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-12-20
If u muts
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-12-20
Yay! <3
1 Luminous_Shade 2017-12-20
You supposed to milk them until they stop coming to the milking shed you idiot. Then you go out into the pasture, find the skeleton and then make an "Old but Gold" nostalgia post in their memory, largely in the hopes that the salt will resurrect them for Round 2.
1 rhiehn 2017-12-20
We scared off /u/prince_kropotkin :(