I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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Was that website made in Frontpage 98?

Its a hipster thing

The page you linked isn’t reddit, where can the craft vinyl army find you now?

Calm down Nick, you forgot to even link the title's subject matter; I think it is you who is the idiot, friend.

Didn't someone mod you yet?

Yet you're still here

If Nick is so great then why doesn't his website use transport layer security

Because it's made by one of his retarded child slaves. Seriously though, this is the page builder company he pays.

Lol, but they even have an extended validation cert

I prefer the original home of craftvinyl,

r/Craftvinyl.

The original is always the best, case in point star wars

True, Leonard Nimoy was the best jedi

Agreed but I will still probably go see the last jedi with my kid and enjoy it.

/u/CraftyGirlJessica needs to check out that sub

holy shit that website gave me cancer